The Cannon Fodder Strikes Back - Chapter 83

Yun Jinshu just glanced at Han Jiang, then turned around and said to the kidney bean who was hiding behind him, “This is the big secret you said?”

His expression was very pale and didn’t seem angry, but he was definitely not happy. After all, Kidney Bean was still young and couldn’t get his father’s mind. He glanced at Han Jiang nervously, and then said solemnly, “It’s all weird. Mom…No, no, I blame the uncle! Uncle didn’t let me tell you.”

The little guy was still rubbing and rolling in Han Jiang’s arms a second ago, and immediately betrayed his own “mother” to the class enemy on the back foot. This intention directly caused someone to vomit blood instantly.

Yun Jinshu pursed his mouth and smiled, raised his eyebrows, and put his hands in his pants pockets and said, “What about then?”

“Then…” Kidney Bean bulged his cheeks and raised his head to think hard. It is true that he has not told a lie to his father. When he is nervous, he starts to say nothing. “Then the teacher said that the uncle looks like my mother, and I am afraid that others will not. Believe it, let my uncle buy the same vest as me, it’s really true!”

“anything else?”

“There’s more rice…” Kidney Bean couldn’t make up anymore, and started to tell the truth, “Mom… Uh, it’s not right. Uncle played games with me all morning. We also got Little Red Flower and Big Apple, you see. .”

Speaking of kidney beans offering treasures from a small schoolbag, he held the two prizes to the front of Yunjin’s writing, blinking and blinking, as if he hoped to divert Dad’s attention.

As soon as I heard Yunjinshu, I knew that Kid Dou was talking nonsense, and the teacher was not blind. It would be a ghost to see Han Jiang as a woman.

Standing aside, he was caught on the spot by a current Han Jiang. He couldn’t sit still at this time. A little embarrassed, he raised his hand and grabbed his hair and said, “Don’t blame Douzi, I didn’t greet you secretly, I know. You probably don’t want to see me now, so I’m leaving now.”

Although Han Jiang looked at Yunjinshu, he was itchy, but no matter where he dared to take a step forward, his wife was about to kick him, and if he was not honest, he was really going to lose his wife and children.

When he said that he smiled at the father and son, turned a little low to leave, the kidney bean’s “faucet” opened again, and he was about to rush to catch Han Jiang, but because of his father’s face, he could only look weakly. Han Jiang left without daring to move.

“Wait a minute.” Yun Jinshu suddenly opened his mouth to stop him.

Han Jiang turned around, turned his back to the setting sun and couldn’t see the expression on his face.

Yunjinshu seemed to be a little cramped. He lowered his head and pursed his lips before he said, “The sun is going down soon. If you want to roll, I will talk about it after dinner.”

Han Jiang was stunned for a moment, and he was surprised that he didn’t know how to react. Kidney Bean was very happy at this time. He pounced on him with a “yeah” and grabbed Han Jiang’s trouser legs and brought it to Yunjinshu. He was very happy, thinking. Sure enough, Ersha is very “learned”. Lovers shirts are the best!

Han Jiang was a little dizzy happily. The previous so-called love scenes seemed to be useless, and he screamed crazy to stay, but when he thought that he hadn’t dealt with Han Zhongtian’s affairs, how could he stay and rub. Eat.

“Or… forget it, you’re already tired after get off work, don’t work on cooking anymore.”

Yun Jinshu snorted, and said slowly, “Did I say I want to cook for you? Or you can stay and cook, or you can get out of it now.”

It is rare for Han Jiang to see such an arrogant expression on Yunjinshu’s face. He couldn’t help but cocked the corners of his mouth. He felt a little relieved, “Well, as long as you dare to eat, I dare to do it.”

Yun Jinshu glanced at him, and took the kidney beans to push his bicycle forward. Han Jiang froze for a moment, and then chased him up, “Jinshu, wait for me.”

Along the way, the QIN couple (ZI) shirts of a family of three attracted many fellow villagers to stop and watch. Kidney Bean didn’t think there was anything wrong, and sat triumphantly in the back seat while gnawing on an apple while dangling her little fleshy leg. But the two adults, Yun Jinshu and Han Jiang, were not so much better.

At first, Han Jiang took a few bags of vegetables and walked on the left side of the Yunjinshu. When the two people were high and low, their arms would inevitably meet. The body temperature was also hot in the hot summer. Every time the two people’s skins were pressed together, The Yunjinshu will bounce off as if it has been burned, but many acquaintances passing by will still say, “Oh, this is not Xiaojin. Your cousin is back again? You guys from the city are in this suit. Wearing it is foreign style, but why does it feel like a couple? Hahaha…”

After going back and forth, Yunjinshu really had a numb scalp. He pointed to the other side of the bicycle and said to Han Jiang, “You go there and don’t stick to me.”

How could Han Jiang fail to see what he was thinking, but since he had touched him once when he moved next door for the first time, this guy was stubborn and never let him get close again. Now that more than half a year has passed, he has managed to catch him. How can it be so easy to compromise for an upright reason.

He pretended to nod his head, and changed the food in his left hand to his right hand. Just about to go around to the other side of the bicycle, he suddenly “hissed”.

Kidney Bean opened his eyes in surprise, and came over and asked, “Uncle, what’s the matter with you?”

When the little guy asked this, Yun Jinshu didn’t turn his head, but Yu Guang put it on Han Jiang.

The corner of Han Jiang’s mouth was turned up by a millimeter, and then he rubbed his right arm, “It’s okay, my uncle has an injury on his right shoulder, and he can’t lift heavy objects. Just change the left and right frequently.”

Saying that he walked around to the other side of the bicycle, afraid of hitting Yunjinshu with something with his left hand, so he could only use his right hand to walk forward with nearly ten kilograms of rice and vegetables.

Yun Jinshu glanced at him and said blankly, “Can you go to the back with this thing with your left hand?”

“Of course not. I promised Douzi that he can see me all day. If I go to the back, he won’t be able to see me?”

“you–“

Anyway, Han Jiang has decided to shamelessly, his shame is only a **** money? Is it important to have a wife and children hot on the bed?

“Don’t always look at me, what if you bump into a tree for a while? I know you don’t want to be next to me, don’t you think I am far enough from you?”

Han Jiang was afraid that his determination was not resolute enough, so he deliberately leaned back in the middle of the road. At this time, a motorcycle drove up from behind. Han Jiang dodged abruptly. The motorcycle hit his right shoulder and wiped it over, scared. Many passers-by around screamed.

“Han Jiang, are you stupid? Is your IQ overwhelmed by pigs?” Yun Jinshu couldn’t bear it, took a deep breath, knowing that Han Jiang was definitely deliberate, but when he thought of the old injury on his right shoulder, he was suffering for himself. If the gun falls, there is no way to sit idly by.

“Yes, you…you are amazing.” Yun Jinshu pointed to Han Jiang and gritted his teeth with himself for a long time, and then said impatiently, “You don’t come here soon, do you really want to be killed by a car or what?”

Han Jiang got what he wanted and walked to Yunjinshu with his things obediently. The expression on his face was as idiotic as the little yellow duck on him.

Although he deliberately lowered his IQ, but… it really hurts to be hit.

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Although Han Jiang was a young master who grew up with a golden spoon in his hand, he still has some cooking skills. Although he couldn’t make the “clear noodles” he learned from his teacher at the time because of the lack of ingredients and time, he still didn’t have simple three dishes and one soup. questionable.

Kidney Bean ate the meal made by “mother” for the first time. He was very happy. He swept away most of the dishes on the table. When he was full, he patted his swollen belly and went to the bedroom. played.

When Han Jiang was washing the dishes in the kitchen, Yun Jinshu walked in silently, leaning on the door frame and staring at the man behind him for a long time, before yelling “Hey”.

Han Jiang slipped his hand and almost smashed a plate on the ground. When he turned around, he found that it was Yunjinshu who made the corners of his mouth, “Why did you come in?”

Yun Jinshu walked over, watched Han Jiang’s hand brushing the bowl skillfully, and asked him, “You know that I’m deliberately embarrassing you, so what do you run back for?”

Han Jiang was stunned for a moment, then raised his eyebrows and smiled and said, “If it’s embarrassing to make a meal and wash a bowl, then I am happy.”

“Han Jiang, I didn’t make a joke with you. You left without saying a word last time, and now you suddenly come back inexplicably. What do you think I would think?” Yun Jinshu frowned and began to feel that he couldn’t understand this more and more. A man who has known him for nearly ten years.

“Before you left, you deceived me around and threatened me with kidney beans. Now you are looking for kidney beans in the kindergarten with an okay appearance. What on earth do you want to do? I don’t understand you more and more. If this is Your newly invented method of mental torture, can it be played by someone else?”

Han Jiang put down the plate in his hand, put away the smile on his face and turned around, staring at Yunjinshu and said, “I did have difficulties the last time I left without saying goodbye, but now I can’t tell you that I will come back this time. I just want to look at you and the child quietly, and I didn’t want to disturb, but…”

“But you have interrupted.” Yun Jinshu interrupted him, feeling that Han Jiang’s logic became more and more inexplicable, “I don’t think you can explain your leaving without saying goodbye if you have troubles. Do you know that, kidney bean said that you have enough? For weeks, have you considered how a child feels? Oh, by the way, you have never experienced being a father, and of course you don’t care about what a child thinks.”

“I have!” Han Jiang raised his voice suddenly, and then frustrated at the dark eyes of Shang Yun Jinshu. It took a long time before he raised his mouth bitterly and said, “Jinshu, how do you care about your child’s feelings? You kept it from me for three years, do you know what kidney beans think during this period?”

Yun Jinshu’s face paled, “What do you mean?”

Han Jiang didn’t want to tell the truth so early, but he didn’t want Yun Jinshu to misunderstand him, “I already know, Jinshu, and kidney beans are the children of the two of us, right?”

Yun Jinshu seemed to be hit by a heavy hammer on his head. He didn’t speak for a long time. After a long time, he laughed mockingly, “Han Jiang, you don’t have a fever. If you are sick, take medicine at home obediently. Don’t run out and talk nonsense.”

“I’m a man, okay, you are just… ridiculous!”

“Yes, I also find it ridiculous. If it weren’t for the paternity test that could not be faked, I would have thought that I was dreaming!” Han Jiang finally lost his breath and took a step closer to Yunjinshu’s shoulder and said, “If it weren’t for me to find out, How long are you going to hide from me, three years? Ten years? Or a lifetime?”

Yun Jinshu’s face became paler, and a layer of sweat slowly dripped from his forehead. Apart from rebirth, this was his biggest secret in this life. Now he was torn apart by Han Jiang so thoroughly, and for a moment he was so embarrassed that he couldn’t breathe.

There is no doubt that this kind of absurd thing is simply the most terrible humiliation for men. During the days when they were expecting labor in Vancouver, they had to accept the strange eyes of nurses and doctors every day, and they had to undergo bizarre examinations like frogs.

If he hadn’t used enough money to seal the mouth of the private hospital, maybe he has become a monster that the whole world wants to study.

Taking a few deep breaths, he raised his head and stared at Han Jiang and said, “When did you start to doubt?”

When Han Jiang saw Yun Jinshu’s pale face, he felt distressed. He didn’t want to force him to be too cruel, but his head was so hot that he said everything.

He closed his eyes and spoke slowly, “It was a long time ago. When a fire broke out in your house, the doctor told me that kidney beans had the same blood type as mine. They were all RH negative. He suggested that I check it up, but I didn’t care about it at all. It wasn’t until a few days ago when Kidney Bean was fighting with children that I realized this problem.”

When he said this, he paused, staring into Yun Jinshu’s eyes and said, “I was a little skeptical, but I still couldn’t believe it. The last time I threatened you with kidney beans was just to lie to you, the result was… heh, You were really tried out by me.”

After listening to Yun Jinshu, his eyes flickered a few times, as if he felt relieved after strenuous exercise. He tugged at the corner of his mouth and finally smiled, “I didn’t expect that my blood type would betray me in the end.”

Han Jiang raised his hand and stroked his side face, feeling complicated like an unclear ball of thread, “Why didn’t you tell me earlier? Would you rather go to Vancouver with an injury than come to me?”

Yun Jinshu pushed away his finger and sneered, “Is it useful to tell you? At that time, you were half dead by the lamp stand, so how could you care about me? Not to mention this is my business alone, nothing to do with you. relationship.”

Han Jiang was stunned for a moment, and then he was a little angry, “The children belong to two people. What does it mean to have nothing to do with me? You would rather tell Gu Yan, this insignificant person, than tell me. Even the last time Dong Xu happened, we The two almost died, and you didn’t loosen a bit. Will you not let the kidney beans recognize me as my father when I die and become a boneless person?”

Yun Jinshu bit her lip and raised her hand to push Han Jiang, “Yes, that’s what I think! I am happy to see you Han family cut off children and grandchildren. Anyway, I’ve long been **** careless, even if I alone can still do it. Educate kidney beans well, I don’t want to send him to your Han family and cultivate a scum surnamed Han!”

At this point, Han Jiang couldn’t say a word.

Yun Jinshu didn’t say anything wrong. From the beginning to the end, his surname Han owed him, not to mention Han Zhongtian, even he himself felt that he was a real scumbag!

Rubbing his forehead, he took a step back, “Jin Shu, you say I’m a scum, I have nothing to say, but you listen to me and finish my sentence.”

“I didn’t mean to take the kidney beans away from you. I was too impatient just now, but I really don’t understand why you… it was obviously not like this in your previous life.”

Mentioned that Yunjinshu’s face suddenly flushed, and I didn’t know if it was angry or embarrassed, “You ask me how do I know? My fucking… I want to ask you.”

At the end, his voice was so low that he could hardly hear him. The two men looked at each other, their eyes quickly bounced away for a while, and a trace of uncomfortable flashed across their faces. It was too embarrassing for the two men to discuss this issue.

It would be nice to say if neither of them had any memories of previous lives, but the person standing opposite at this moment is the one who has been familiar with from the previous life and can no longer be familiar.

If Yunjinshu knows Han Jiang well enough, then Han Jiang also knows him. Counting the past lives, the two people have already gone to bed so many times that it’s impossible to count them. If nothing happened before, the kidney beans are now again. How to explain?

Han Jiang’s head is big. In the end, it seems that he suddenly thought of something. He smiled and said, “Actually, have you ever thought about it. I remembered that we both wore condoms before, so we didn’t have them. No……”

“Shut up your **** mouth!” Yun Jinshu became angry from embarrassment, his face was green and blue, and he couldn’t wait to kick Han Jiang out of here immediately.

This shameful topic challenged his cranial nerves time and time again. He decided to stop the topic and turned around and walked out. As soon as he turned his head, he saw a pair of round and big eyes at the door.

At that moment, Yun Jinshu had killed Han Jiang’s heart with a knife.

“Dad, what do you mean by “wearing a condom”?”

Kidney Dou looked at Yunjinshu and Han Jiang with those curiosity eyes, his expressions were as innocent and slick as asking which of the moon or the sun was bigger.

“…” Yunjinshu’s face was completely green and turned into spinach leaves, stiffening on the spot and wondering how to explain it.

Han Jiang only felt that this scene was both embarrassing and happy. The suffocation and anger in his heart disappeared unknowingly. He walked over and squatted down to touch his son’s head, “Adults are talking and children are not allowed to listen. Go back to sleep quickly, otherwise Your father is going to hit someone.”

“But you haven’t told me what’wearing a set’ is.” Kidney Dou tilted her head and looked incomprehensible, tugging Yunjinshu’s trousers and said, “Dad, dad, don’t you just ask if you don’t understand it? Then you tell me quickly.”

Yunjinshu tried his best to restrain the urge to tear Han Jiang’s beast, and lifted the kidney bean’s collar to lift him up and said, “Hurry up, click, go back to the house, sleep, and sleep!”

Kidney Bean was stunned for a moment, and then cried with a “wow”, tears coming like a faucet without a door, “I heard it all just now! You don’t say how I got here, it must be because I picked it up, right? right! ooo, ooo …… original father is not a father, after Dad, ooo, ooo …… “

The rattling atmosphere in the kitchen was completely lost by kidney beans. The little guy cried so loudly that he couldn’t wait to overturn the roof. Yunjinshu had no choice but to coax him with a good voice, “Who said kidney beans are not biological Yes, what we just said is not your problem at all, little fool.”

“Then do I have anything to do with whether I wear a condom or not?”

Kidney Bean went around and came back to this problem again. Han Jiang couldn’t help but laughed. After receiving a cold look from Yunjinshu, he obediently surrendered, “Doozi, in fact, your father and I are also studying this problem. Don’t ask, wait until I and your dad have a thorough discussion on the surface and inside, then tell you, OK?”

“Don’t **** teach my son the surname Han!” Yun Jinshu couldn’t bear it, his angry chest was ups and downs violently.

Han Jiang made an expression of “Or come and coax him” to him, held the kidney bean in his arms, swayed him like a cradle, and coaxed him as he walked, and coaxed the little guy two or three times. In the end, he completely forgot about his obsession with his own life experience, and fell asleep on Han Jiang’s shoulder after a while.

Yunjin sat on the sofa expressionlessly in writing, his head buzzing, and he only felt that he couldn’t get up and down with a breath of suffocation in his chest.

After Han Jiang took the kidney bean back to the room and came out, he looked at Yunjinshu’s straight and stiff back, and while he was not paying attention, he hugged him from behind.

Yun Jinshu froze for a while. He didn’t even have the strength to resist him. He pointed to the door and said, “Han Jiang, I don’t want to discuss the problem of kidney beans now. If you think I am a monster or something, just send me to the research institute. , I don’t have the energy to toss with you anyway.”

Han Jiang hugged him and didn’t mean to let go. Instead, a muffled laugh came from his chest. He squeezed Yun Jinshu’s hands with both hands, bowed his head and kissed his earlobes, “I never thought about it like this.”

Yun Jinshu couldn’t move his arm, so he could only turn his neck and said coldly, “Then what do you want?”

“I didn’t want to be so good, but now I think about it.” Han Jiang completely threw his face anyway, and a bully pressed Yunjinshu on the sofa, lowered his head and kissed his lips, and said with a warm smile. “Jin Shu, you don’t know what’s going on anyway, then we will try again and we won’t know?”

Yun Jinshu struggled hard a few times, but Han Jiang’s strength was too great, he was not his opponent at all, raised his eyes to Han Jiang’s eyes, and instantly understood his deep meaning, suddenly his back was half cold. Han Jiang, dare you give it a try!”

Han Jiang actually scared him. He didn’t even think about it, and he didn’t want to be **** the Yunjinshu, but the human heart is really a bottomless pit that cannot be satisfied. If he explores the first step, he wants the second step, the third step… Once he put on the soft body of the Yunjinshu book, he felt his hair stand up with excitement, his whole body was clamoring for his lover, and even his scalp was a little numb.

He pressed himself up, and was afraid that Yunjinshu would be uncomfortable in this posture. He also deliberately picked up a cushion next to him and placed it on his back, lowered his head and rubbed his nose with the tip of his nose, and said in a low voice, “Jin Book, instead of sending you to the hospital and letting those doctors do something to you, let me check it out for you personally. We won’t wear condoms this time…”