The Caveman Made Me Awesome - Chapter 967
“Awesome my primitive man (
By the gloomy rock platform.
Ye Xi opened her hand.
The vast spring water in the palm of my hand just now evaporated as the witchcraft ended, leaving no trace.
He raised his head, looked through the Bingzhou stone window, and looked in the direction of the Li tribe, with an uncertain expression.
To be honest, he was not fully sure whether the Li tribe of the Wumu tribe would come to Xicheng. After the summons, all he could do was pray silently, hoping that they would come here smoothly.
Thinking of this, he sighed regretfully.
Da Yuan Witch taught him a lot of witchcraft. Among them, there is a mysterious witchcraft that can make the cursed person’s thoughts unknowingly change towards the curse’s expectations. If there is a big difference in strength, you can even order the opponent to commit suicide.
However, this witchcraft requires the blood, hair or skin tissue of the cursed person, which he does not have.
“unfortunately……”
Ye Xi shook his head.
It’s useless to think more.
He retracted his gaze, lowered his head to look at the rock platform again, his gaze glided across the bark of the red phoenix tree, and finally landed on the slice of ham that was as thin as a cicada’s wings.
With so many tribes, the source of the Jiuyi tribe is the hardest to find.
Basically, Jiuyi tribesmen came to Xicheng trading area to buy things. He searched the entire trading area just now, but he didn’t find a Jiuyi tribe stall. In the end, he had no choice but to ask a Jiuyi man to buy this. A small slice of ham.
It is said that this slice of ham, which is thinner than snow, is cured by Laoyan. The raw materials are too rare. Laoyan is very precious. He only wants to cut a half for the Jiuyi people. The remaining half of the ham is collected by himself.
But the Jiuyi people didn’t want to eat that half of the ham. He took it to Xicheng, not seeking to earn beast cores, only to exchange for a bowl of Xicheng’s hot noodle soup.
“I hope that Lao Yan really still has that half of ham.”
Ye Xi sighed, and gently covered the thin slice of ham with his palm.
…
Jiuyi tribe.
Lao Yan raised his head and hung the cured ham on the open wooden shelf.
The sauce dripped down, and the saliva of the onlookers also dripped.
“Lao Yan, when will my ham be ready!” someone shouted across the wall.
Lao Yantou didn’t turn, and said angrily: “You can’t wait, take it now!”
The food in the Xicheng trading area has opened up a lot of people in Jiuyi. Finally, people in Jiuyi don’t think Laoyan’s ham is the most delicious food in the world, but there are still many people who come to Laoyan to make cured ham, and they are hugged every day. With fresh leg meat and beast core, he lined up to wait.
Lao Yan squatted on the ground and skillfully passed the hemp rope through the ham head.
A huge khaki fat-headed crocodile crouched beside him.
The fat-headed crocodile looked at the wooden clumps and looked like a wooden carving, but if someone got close, it would rush over quickly and fiercely, biting that person’s calf fiercely. The speed and the ferocity of the action are utterly staggering. . Even the people in Jiuyi, who are rough and thick, are a little bit shocked and dare not approach it.
After Lao Yan hung up all the cured ham, he patted the fat-headed crocodile’s head: “You keep your eyes on it, don’t let them come over, I will go to the roof to carry firewood.”
The fat-headed crocodile nodded like a child, and then lay obediently on the ground, his chin resting on the ground, only a pair of yellow-brown ice cracked eyes gurgling, appearing very alert.
Keeping onlookers away is not because they are afraid of someone stealing these unsmoked hams, but because some people are too owed and like to touch the ham twice to get the ham dirty.
Lao Yan climbed to the roof to collect the dew pine branches on the roof.
After three days of sun exposure, all the clear dew pine branches were dried and crispy, and it smelled like a fluffy and good smell.
Lao Yan was gathering the dry pine wood when he suddenly heard a loud “bang” from below.
He looked down and saw that the fat crocodile flung its tail and patted the ground.
Looking around, all the onlookers stood honestly outside the fence, each one far away from the wooden shelf, and no one came near.
He asked the fat crocodile: “What’s wrong?”
The fat-headed crocodile held his head up, his body twisted, his yellow-brown eyes fixedly looked into the house, his tail wagging from side to side, showing a bit of anxiety.
Lao Yan: “Why…”
Before he finished speaking, he sniffed, and said doubtfully: “Huh? Where does the barbecue smell come from?!”
The wind was blowing smoke out, and the onlookers underneath gradually smelled it, and shouted at the old rock on the roof from a long distance away: “How do I smell the smell of barbecue, Lao Yan, are you having a barbecue in your house—” —?”
“It’s charred! I smell the meat it’s charred–!”
Lao Yan’s eyes widened, he threw the pine in his hand, slammed down the roof, and rushed into the house in three steps.
There are a lot of good ham hidden in the house, but it can’t be ruined!
The light was dim in the stone house, and Lao Yan looked around eagerly, and finally found a smoking ham in the corner.
He suddenly entered the dark place from the bright place. It was dark in front of him, and he couldn’t see clearly. Lao Yan didn’t see how the ham spontaneously ignites. Without thinking, he patted the smoking place with his hand.
“His, it’s hot!”
As a result, this shot was hot.
Lao Yan was afraid that the house would burn up, so he brought up this big smoking ham and walked out of the house.
Every ham is his treasure. After leaving the house, Lao Yan was not willing to throw it on the ground, found a clean rock bench, and put it on.
The onlookers were still lying on the outside of the wall honestly, not daring to approach, craned their necks to look at the smoking ham, and talked about each other.
“Why is this happening?”
“It smells so good!”
“It’s still smoking, UU reading www.uukanshu.com I smelled a burnt smell of burning bones, are the bones all burned?” This is the nose.
Lao Yan waved his smoke and fixed his eyes on this one. No, half of the ham looked at it and found that the bones were densely engraved with charred characters, and every character was as small as a ladybug’s carapace. If you look carefully, you can’t tell. This is a word, I thought it was a burnt hole.
And this word is still popping up out of thin air.
Lao Yan’s expression suddenly became solemn.
“Come here!” He turned his head and waved to the people outside the wall.
The onlookers were flattered and suspected that they had misheard: “Are you calling us over?”
“Then we…come here?”
Lao Yan’s face was black: “Chip, hurry up!”
The onlookers laughed and jumped over the wall, and walked over quickly. Some people were cheap, deliberately teasing the fat-headed crocodile with their feet, causing the fat-headed crocodile to bite.
A group of people from Jiuyi watched the smoking ham together.
When they saw the words on the ham bone, their laughter all faded, and everyone became solemn, frowning deeply.
“This seems to be the Xicheng character.”
“Do you recognize what it means?”
“I’ve been to the Xicheng trading area, and I haven’t studied it. I don’t know how to recognize it.”
“Wait, this is not a key word, the key point is why words appear on the ham bones… This is witchcraft! Someone is using witchcraft to pass words to us!”
“Whether it is witchcraft or not, first find someone who knows Xicheng characters!”
“But where can I find this person who knows Xicheng characters?”
“It’s hard to find, I only heard that we Yuanwu knew Xicheng, but the others have never heard of anyone.”
Lao Yan picked up the ham and clapped boldly: “Then let’s go to Master Yuan Wu!”