The Chronicles Of The Stick Emperor - Chapter 21

[Congratulations, your new familiar is a Magical Pinkish Purpleish Slime]

“…”

“I could of got a demon, an angel, even a fairy… BUT ALL I GET IS A GODDAMN SLIME!” shouted Tang Yao, who was in the middle of the town.

Every player, who was around him gave strange looks.

“What a weirdo, lets get away from him” whispered a player.

“Yeah, what a creep.” said another

“He’s probably a pedo in real life!” whispered another.

“…”

‘Fuck! What did I do to deserve this?!’ thought Tang Yao, before continuing to rant at his familiar.

‘Wasn’t I suppose to have some heaven defying luck? Like wtf game, you gave me one of the most common familiars in the game! AND ITS PINKish!’ thought Tang Yao who was completely oblivious to the fact, that it wasn’t one of the most common monsters in the game, but one of the rarest.

[Please name your Magical Pinkish slime.]

“Eh? Its magical? Hmm, reminds me of a show I watched, that had the slime as the main character. I believe its name was Rimuru, Hey thats a good name” said Tang Yao outloud.

Tang Yao chose to name the slime Rimuru after a show he watched.

[Congratulations, for choosing the originial name of your slime. Your familiar will get 200% more XP, and a 200% increase in stats.]

‘Shit… did the game copy this slime from that show? But wasn’t the slime blue in the show?’ thought Tang Yao, before continuing to check the slime’s stats.

Rimuru the Magical Pinkish Slime – Mythical

Nickname – Kirby

“…”

‘This game, is copying so many things from other stuff… I don’t know what to say anymore…’ thought Tang Yao.

Rimuru the Magical Pinkish Slime – Mythical

Nickname – Kirby

Age – 5 years old

Stats

HP – Infinite (unless completely obliterated)

Mana – 50% of Owner’s

Strength – 100

Agility – 100

Dexterity – 100

Vitality – Infinity

Defense – 0

Intelligence – 10

Skills

Predator – Mythical

Consist of 5 main skills

Predation, Analysis, Stomach, Mimicry, Isolation

(I’m to lazy to explain, if you guys watched the anime you’ll know what I mean =})

Great Sage – Mythical

Consist of 5 main skills Thought, Analysis & Judgement, Parallel Processing, Chant Annulment, All of Creation (same thing as above.

Slime – N/A

Consist of 3 things a slime does, absorb, dissolve, and Self-Regeneration.

Resistance – Legendary

Is resistant to Thermal Fluctuation, Physical Attack, Electricity Resistance, Paralysis Resistance

Pain Nullification – Epic

You don’t take pain.

Suck and Spit – Legendary

Can suck anything under the weight of (attack x agility) x 10 in pounds. Size does not matter, has a feature similiar to absorb (you guys better know what I’m talking about) and can shoot the absorbed object back out with a speed of weight x 2 mph. Deals weight x attack x mph.

Balloon – Epic

You weight almost nothing, and can fly like a balloon, by sucking in air? (science?)

Shapeshift – Epic

You can turn into any object, and gain their physique, and weight, as well as their attributes (like if your a rock, you can’t move.) Limited to objects only.

Squishy – N/A

Your squishy, like a plushy…

(All skill aboves are mostly passives, and can’t be upgraded, or have cooldowns.)

‘These skills were expected, but infinte HP is OP as hell. I take back what I said, your an amazing familiar” said Tang Yao.

“Though, why is your intelligence so low?” said Tang Yao

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Author’s note
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This is a very small chapter. A reason is that I wrote this on my phone, and I hate it.

But, I’ll be back home tomorrow, and I’ll do 2 chapters a day, for a week. Though, the chapters may be a bit shorter. Since it is now August, I have to start doing my summer HW so not as much time for writing. So sorry in advance. Also, if you guys are on your phones, pls write reviews, for my story so it gets rated. Gonna be that shameless author hehehe.

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Chapter end