The Crazy Adventures of Wu Gate - Chapter 40

Chapter forty dishes without hate

The first thing Gu Qingqiao did when he checked into the inn was to count the scars on his body.

The summary report is as follows: three large packs on the head, bruises on the arms, and three swellings on the calf.

Ignoring the already swollen PP of the potholes, it is perfect.

She was so furious that she rolled up her sleeves and went to Ruan Siqiong to settle her account.

“That’s right! Whenever I send a disciple to a chariot for the first time, there will be no less than twelve injuries-congratulations! There is great potential for cultivation.”

Provocation failed, and Yu Yu returned.

Back in the room, she wrote the four words “the sea is infinite” in the script, regular script, and cursive, and sang “you won’t have good results” three times to the sky, and finally relieved 0.07% Chest tightness and shortness of breath.

“Well.” Someone knocked at the door.

Take a look, but it is the three sisters who are worried.

“Sister Xiao, do you mind?” With a glance, she had a lot of bottles in her arms.

“Today you saw Brother Bao’s carriage take a step first. I guess you will have a lot of grievances.” The sister put the pile of things on the table. “There are some gold sores and stasis creams here, I think they should be sent. Come in handy … “

Not to mention, she said, Qing Qiao’s tears in her stomach burst out again and murmured in her eyes.

——Well, women are like that. When you are alone, you can still grit your teeth. If someone is comforting, grievances will come out like doubled, and you wo n’t be able to stop them.

“You don’t cry, don’t cry!” Sister San Shi looked distressed, and her voice was slightly trembling. “Brother Bao was not intentional. He was an acute child since he was young. Therefore, the people of the rivers and lakes call it “Baozhunming …”

Halo, really a surname? Alas, I said Brother Bao, Mo talked about life, I think you are catching up.

Qing Qiao grabbed his sleeves and wept, while pulling his nose, while fantasizing that this pack of brothers would wear modern cars to drive cars. Maybe when he returns after a lap outside, he suddenly finds that things are wrong, the clock is slower, and the ruler is shorter-it turns out that he has exceeded the speed of light and caused time and space confusion!

Boom, the world is sensational, scientists are boiling, Einstein jumped out of the grave and awarded him the Nobel Prize; the bosses of Ferrari and Lamborghini fought for who can sponsor the brothers; They joined forces to ask brothers to endorse, so people all over the world can see brothers holding steamers on the screen and laughed every day: “Who said that our buns are just folk snacks, ca n’t stand on the big table ?!”

“… Actually, you have something wrong.” Sister San Shi’s voice came from afar, pulling her back to reality.

“The sisters who are working together bully you, you can go to the master to help you solve it, or tell us …” While she was giving her medicine, the sister was warmly criticizing, “How can I secretly bury the bunch of vegetables and fruits in the What’s under someone’s window? How does this rotting smell make you sleep? You should … “

The taste of medicinal wine spreads out in the room, cools into the muscles, and looks like safflower oil.

She suddenly remembered being naughty when she was a child, carrying a big bag in her forehead to take home, and her mother was distressed, rubbing and coaxing: The bag was loose, don’t let her come back to see-

In an instant, everything has changed.

“… Sister Three, where is your home?” Qing Qiao suddenly said.

“My home?” Sister San Shi stopped and flipped up and down and smiled. “My home is in the permanent land fifty miles from Xiling.”

“… It’s so close.” Qing Qiao sighed, and there was mist in the pupil, “How often do you go home?”

“What is this …” Sister Sanshi reached out and changed a bottle of ointment. “It’s usually two months. If something happens, you can go back every month.”

So Qing Qiao stopped talking, but just leaned on his body and buried his face in his knees.

“Little girl!” Sister Sanshi smiled and patted her head, “I miss home? Or come home and take a look after this down?”

“Already … dare not think …”

Qing Qiao raised his face, all covered with messy tears.

“So twisty, I don’t know if I have a chance …”

“But I have to think about it … I’m afraid I forgot my hometown, so I can’t really go back …”

She bit her lower lip hard, her body trembling slightly, as if afraid of cold.

“——What are you talking about?” The third division sister touched her forehead suspiciously. “Can it be a fever? Little sister, your home is not far away! If you miss it too much, the pigeons will let Dongfang and Two heroes from Ximen came to visit you! Do n’t cry, do n’t you? ”

Qing Qiao wiped the tears from the corner of his eyes and smiled slightly. “Okay, I remember.”

Washing her face, the sister of the Third Division helped her down for dinner.

Brother Bao was drinking soup. Seeing how Qiao limped, he immediately laughed:

“Yo, can you walk down? Not bad, promising!”

Sister Sanshi was furious: “Brother Bao, you are a great disciple, how can you bully our little flowers like this?”

“Small flowers dripping again?” Brother Bao sneered, “I grow a flower!”

The voice of the three sisters immediately exclaimed: “Bao Quancai, believe it or not, I will fly pigeons, find a sister to kill the three saucy things in your house!”

“… I, I mean just that.” Brother Bao froze, buried his head, and continued to drink porridge. “Well committed …”

The three sisters smiled slightly and whispered to Qing Qiao: “This brother hated his big round face the most in his life, so I especially like to collect sharp-faced animals. I just happened to fall in love with foxes … hhh, don’t say everywhere. The secret of the five golden flowers … “

Qing Qiao was still a little bit unhappy, and now he laughed out loud.

Sit down to eat, Qing Qiao picked up the spoon and was about to drink soup, but was blocked by the slim fingers of the third teacher.

“Walk down rivers and lakes, don’t take it lightly.”

The sister’s face was a calm smile like Guan Yin’s face: “No matter when and where we are, we must be alert to the enemy’s ambush and trap.”

Qing Qiao seemed to understand, but nodded.

“You have so many things to eat!” Brother Bao, who also wanted to drink soup, was impatient, and expressed serious protest, “Pretentive!”

The sister of the 3rd teacher glared at him, took out a silver maggot from his head, and poke into the soup.

After a while, I took out the silver golem and looked into the light.

“——Non-toxic, safe to eat.”

Sister Sanshi finally let go of Yin Ying and smiled at everyone.

Wow, everyone’s heart was surging, thinking that this sister is not only beautiful, but also very thin. How grateful it is to go out with her!

However, Brother Bao dropped the spoon with a disgusted look: “Don’t drink it! There is some oil, disgusting!”

Uh, this.

Everyone suddenly realized the cruelty of reality, and they buried their heads and ate vegetables to eat fast.

Suddenly, the meal was scattered, and there was only a bowl full of seaweed egg flower soup on the table, and the third sister who had a purple face than the liver.

“Master, sister, don’t be sad.”

Qing Qiao trembled and looked at Sister’s face, and picked up his spoon, stubbornly: “I drink, I drink this …”

However, a volley of laughter interrupted her to continue.

“Ha ha ha ha, heaven-outside-rise-fairy-”

I saw the overwhelming petals descending from the sky, spreading in every corner of the inn, two white cormorants flew straight in from the doorway, like a dragon flying around the beam. Bai Yihou is a plain-clothed woman, but when she sees her hands waving, her posture falls gently.

“Welcome the arrival of the God Dragon Jade Girl Nangong with no hate-” Many virgins poured into the door, her voice was naive.

I saw the Su Yi woman standing back, wind blowing blue silk, eyes cold.

In this manner, she stood proudly in the hall and examined the people under her feet.

How beautiful.

“It’s over, it’s over.”

Despairing, Xiao Er, who was cleaning up the leftovers, was extremely sad: “So many petals, who will help me clean up the room ?!”

The jade girl turned a deaf ear to all the sufferings of the world. She saw her hands twitched and the two rows of white magpies flew back to her arms.

Looking around, seeing all the people in the shop looking at her like a chicken, she smiled slightly, and seemed very satisfied with the effect of the appearance.

Intoxicated for a moment, she finally spoke, her voice clear and sweet.

“——Where is Ruan Siqiong?”

Qing Qiao and Sister San Shi glanced at each other, very tacitly pretending to be deaf.

“I said, Ruan, Si, Qiu, where is it?”

The jade girl was unhappy, and the word came out of her mouth word by word.

Qing Qiao quickly lowered his head, and his eyes were scattered around.

-Not far away, Brother Bao is using his hand to block his face and sneaking upstairs.

“Ha! Bao Youcai!”

Just listening to Jiao Biao, Bai Yan protruded like lightning, wrapped around a few times, tightly wrapped Brother Bao’s body.

Ok? Usually, I do n’t know that the figure of my brother is an inverted triangle! Alas.

“Do you think you’re hiding in the dark, so I can’t see you?” The jade girl held a white shovel with a proud look.

Brother Bao was wrapped like a mummy, constantly struggling, trying to escape.

Yeah, useless! Qing Qiao could not help shaking his head and lamented, Brother Bao, you are so stupid! Do you think you can’t find you if you hide? No, it won’t, you are so stylish, that temperament, that shape, just like heaven! Your melancholic squinting eyes, slick beard roots, slightly open V-neckline, and slightly raised belly, all give people a dreamlike feeling; and your little pig’s trotters, every One step seems to step on the heart of the jade girl, how touching! Ah, a man like you, no matter where you go, is like a firefly in the night. It is extremely bright and outstanding. You can’t run away!

Sure enough, La Bao’s brother Bao was just dragged to the jade girl.

“Say, where did Ruan Siqiong go?” The jade girl carried Brother’s collar quite a bit.

“* (&% & # ￥ …” Brother Bao was panic-stricken, a fat face turned into a red-skinned happy egg.

“This girl!” The third teacher finally couldn’t stand it anymore, and stood up beside the dining table. “If you have something to say, why bother with your feet?”

The maid sneered: “Give Ruan Siqiong out, I let him go.”

“——Bold, are you bullying me in Xiling?”

The sisters of the three divisions were furious and fired two chopsticks at the jade girl with a thunderstorm.

Yu Nu shook her right hand, caught it securely and relaxed.

“Sculpture of worms!” She lifted her nose toward the sky. “Is such a vulgar fan, also worthy of staying beside Ruan Siqiong?”

As if to show her beauty and elegance, when she saw her toes a little, she swept gently into the air. The flirtatious gesture made everyone take a sigh of air-conditioning — completely untouched, completely **, exquisite and moving like a jade carving water lily! Absolute fairy!

Listening to the bells ringing on the jade’s ankles, everyone was intoxicated, looking at her as she flew higher and higher, flying higher …

Suddenly, everyone was silent, looking down thoughtfully.

Well, after seeing the dark soles of the Jade Lady, everyone agreed with each other in secret-it is better to go out and put on socks in the future.

“Who’s making trouble here?”

Indifferent tones, someone descended from the upper floor, with a magnificent look, and swept away the audience.

“It looks like a sky!”

The jade girl was overjoyed, and flew away regardless of her body.

“Oh it’s you.”

Ruan seemed to smile slightly, avoiding the fairy’s hug without a trace, and retreated to Brother Bao.

“It looks like the sky, I’m looking for you everywhere, I finally found it!”

The jade girl didn’t mind, she wept with joy and became more and more touching.

“Congratulations, getting what you want is a great thing in life.”

Ruan Siqiang nodded, and turned to unpack the cloth strips on Brother’s face—seeing that he gathered Brother Bao’s ears and asked in a low voice, “Ah, this girl’s surname?”

The sound is not big, but it makes Yu Nu’s face look longer than the Great Wall.

“You, you have forgotten me!” The jade girl was angry and ashamed, her little feet froze, and tears fluttered from her eyes.

Ruan Siqiong has already heard Brother Bao’s whisper quickly, seeing the beauty crying, and smiling gently: “Girl Nangong, I’m just kidding.”

The jade girl burst into tears for a moment.

Cut, it’s so coquettish.

Qing Qiao pursed his lips, and Yu Guang looked at Brother Bao quietly and wiped his sweat.

“Don’t call others Nangong, let others have no hate! It’s so hard for people to find you …” The jade girl twisted twice and rushed to grab someone’s sleeve. She was fluttered and blocked by Ruan Siqiong.

No hate … Qing Qiao suddenly thought of Aunt Simon and couldn’t help it.

“Nangong girl is not in Shenlong Pavilion and stays well. What did she do in the middle?” He smiled and started the conversation.

“What’s so good about Shenlong Pavilion? Suffocated!” The jade girl started to habitually stomp her feet, innocently cute, “Naturally, the Central Plains is good, there is everything in the Central Plains, there is more food and more beautiful men!”

“Oh!” Someone spewed a tea in the corner.

“Nangong girl likes beautiful men, why do you have to come to the Central Plains?” Ruan Siqiang was so temperament that he continued to laugh without changing his face. “In my opinion, your fiance Shen You is an insidious seed. He has found Xiling to chase you. coming.”

Shinyo? Qing Qiao thought how the name sounded so familiar.

“Really?” The Jade Girl was shocked, her hands arched on the lower Hubei, her eyes flickered, and she had to pose purely in a classic pose.

“Why lie to you?” Ruan sighed like Yefeiye sighed. “In order to find you, he pretended to be a peerless beautiful man and cast a net in Qingshui Town. I sent his disciples to investigate and was cut by flames by his men. Seriously hurt! “

As he spoke, his eyes turned towards Qing Qiaoyu.

Then Qiao Qiao suddenly realized-oh, it turns out that Shen You is the **** masked picker! (See ### Chapter 36)

“Here, this …” The Jade Girl turned her head a little in a panic, “I don’t know if your disciples were hurt badly? He is also careless and hurts your disciples … How about calling me?”

“Nangong girls don’t have to worry. Maybe you and this disciple are still old people.” Ruan Siqiong said, beckoning Qing Qiao, “Since ancient times, four people, Dongfang Ximen, Nangong Beitang. Nangong girls, I send this disciple It is said that it is the descendants of the two undefeated heroes of Dongfanghong and Ximen. Since you are both famous men, have you ever seen them? “

After the words were finished, Chao Qingqiao blinked, which contained infinite meaning.

Qing Qiao suddenly rigidified his limbs.

-Oops my mother! I made a fortune from the east to the west and the north and south, and some of my favorite surnames in martial arts novels. I never thought of it? This is great, the lie will be revealed!

I saw the maiden’s eyes widened, and she looked up and down carefully, not even letting go of a pore.

Long time, really long time.

Until Gu Qingqiao felt that his hands and feet were cold and he could not breathe, and he was about to pass out, the girl finally revealed her lips: “I have never seen her, and I don’t know her at all.”

Boom!

Qing Qiao heard his heart falling to the bottom, clear.

“——But nothing strange.” Yu Nu’s voice continued lazily. “The two great families of Ximen and Dongfang have long gone to the mountains and forests. They are no longer involved in the dispute between the rivers and lakes. I do not know their descendants. normal.”

Qing Qiao took a long breath and thought, please! Fairy, can you finish talking in one go!

Ruan Siqiong seemed surprised, raised his eyebrow slightly, and gave Qing Qiao a vague smile again.

Somehow, looking at that moving face like spring breeze, another strange face appeared in Qing Qiao’s heart-the legendary charm, confusion, madness, and smirk ~~

Ah ah, tian lei! !! The three-pronged lightning rod above the head can not resist the evil charm! !!

She fled back to the room. 2k novel reading network