The Daily Love Life Of The Immoral God And His Invisible Wife - Chapter 183: Have You Been Eating Shit, Bro?

Before the sentence was finished, Chen Ling suddenly appeared beside Sui Li’er, “Let’s go, heading home.”

“Ah!” Sui Li’er exclaimed, her hand trembled, and she accidentally pulled the strap off.

“Oops?”

“Is it… ruined?”

〚 Ding~ Sui Li’er is feeling upset! Points – 10 million~〛

Chen Ling glanced at the broken strap in her hand and said calmly: “What lousy quality? It’s fine, if it’s broken, it’s broken.”

“Ugh~” Sui Li’er bit her lip lightly, looking at the strap in her hand, murmuring: “Can it be sewn back…”

Inner thoughts: From now on, I can no longer ask Lord God to tie the belt for me…… No more strap! Sob sob sob~

Although Chen Ling couldn’t read minds, he could see how upset she was and whispered: “It’s okay. If you like, I’ll buy you a few new ones.”

Sui Li’er immediately smiled upon hearing this: “Really, really?”

“Yes, as many as you want, I’ll buy.”

〚 Ding~ Sui Sui is happily knocking! Points + 1 billion~〛

“Thank you. I… I will repay you.” Sui Sui smiled happily. Inner thoughts: I can ask Lord God to help me tie my straps again. Lord God is so nice~

Just at this moment, Chen Ling’s system sound echoed:

〚 Ding~ Emotions of the Infinite Leg Hair Squad are excited! Points + 10.3 billion!〛

Chen Ling sneered inwardly at the sight of this and took Sui Sui’s hand, then his figure flickered and disappeared from the classroom.

Zuo Yuan’s face showed no expression, and she was even a bit bewildered. After staring blankly for a while, she suddenly remembered something and mumbled: “Oh… I didn’t finish answering Sui Sui’s question earlier…”

Meanwhile, outside the little stone house…

Min Jiangyun: “Woof!” (Save me! Let’s run together!)

In front of them were the three newcomers.

Even though they didn’t know how they ended up here, the current state of Min Jiangyun clearly deserved their attention. Why do they all look so miserable?

Their faces were burnt, with exploded hair, and their bodies were covered in bloodstains. Below Min Jiangyun and the two of them, there was a horrifying mess of flesh and blood.

The three of them thought inwardly: Eunuchs?

But Ying Xin’s condition was even more terrifying. Her calf was clearly divided into two parts. The upper half was swollen, with congested pores and dense red spots that looked disgusting. Those were the consequences of having her leg hair plucked by Jie Brother!

As for the part that hadn’t been plucked below, it was a dense forest, which also looked disgusting. It was disgusting from both angles.

〚 Oh~ Are you all the master’s guests?〛

Upon seeing them, Jie Brother smiled and said.

Shang Jing, upon hearing this, looked over and exclaimed: “A robot? This unique little thing is quite cute.”

Jie Brother repeated again: 〚 Are you all the master’s guests?〛

Shang Jing smiled and said: “Yes, we’re important guests of your master.”

〚 Oh~ Please wait a moment. Our master will be back from school soon.〛

“Okay…” Shang Jing sneered, looking around the rooftop.

There was nothing on the rooftop except for this small stone house. This was clearly an unauthorized construction.

At this moment, Shi Geling approached Min Jiangyun and gently removed the cloth from his mouth.

“Save me! Save me!” Min Jiangyun’s voice trembled with excitement, “Quick! Save me before he comes back!”

The stench nearly made Shi Geling vomit, “Ugh… Have you been eating shit, bro?”

Min Jiangyun wasn’t bad-looking, although now his face was charred, he still had quite a difference from Shen Jingbing. Shi Geling approached him because he found him handsome and wanted to ask him about it. He didn’t expect that his opening line would almost lead to his demise.

“Save me! Let’s run away together!”

Shang Jing narrowed his eyes and looked at Min Jiangyun: “Are you… Min Jiangyun?”

Min Jiangyun was somewhat stunned, his face showing joy: “Yes! I’m Min Jiangyun!”

“The Three-Second Guy?”

Min Jiangyun: ???

Crap! I’ve had enough! Stop talking!

“Yes, that’s me! Please save me!”

Shang Jing asked: “Why were you captured?”

Min Jiangyun replied urgently: “Please save me! Don’t wait for him to come back. If he comes back, you’ll end up just like me! He’ll castrate you all! And then feed you shit!”

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The newbies exchanged glances and felt a sense of panic.

“I’ll help you, bro.”

Upon hearing that they would be castrated, Shi Geling immediately began to untie Min Jiangyun.

Shen Jingbing: “Wuwu!” (What about me?)

Shang Jing and Ke Tiancheng exchanged a glance and whispered: “Let’s run!”

The two of them slipped away directly!

They had initially thought that Chen Ling would be a good person, but now it seemed that he wasn’t that kind-hearted after all!

But they were also puzzled, first about how they ended up here. Secondly, Chen Ling was so at ease with them, not even watching them closely, which made them wonder.

Didn’t he say they were important subordinates of Chen Ling? Could they have misunderstood something? Perhaps their treatment would be different from those three?

Although they were suspicious, they didn’t dare to bet. Opportunities only come once, and once missed, they’re gone!

Shi Geling didn’t run, but instead helped Min Jiangyun untie the ropes.

After breaking free from his restraints, Min Jiangyun’s face revealed a twisted smile!

“Hahaha! Finally…”

“Wuwuwu!” (Help me! Min Jiangyun!)

Upon hearing Shen Jingbing’s voice, Min Jiangyun looked at Shi Geling: “Good buddy, you go help that guy untie, and I’ll help that woman. I’ll make sure to reward you generously in the future.”

Shi Geling’s eyes brightened at his words: “Reward? Sure thing!”

“Hahaha~”

“Hahaha~”

“Finally free!”

Shen Jingbing and Ying Xin burst into laughter at the same time.

Just then, an even more unrestrained laughter echoed: “Hahaha~”

As that laughter sounded, the Infinite Leg Hair Squad felt a shiver in their hearts!

〚 Ding~ The Infinite Leg Hair Squad’s emotions are abnormal. Points deducted: 10.3 billion! 〛

“Hey~ You guys seem really happy, huh? Can you tell me what’s making you so joyful?” Chen Ling appeared in front of the four without anyone noticing.

〚 Big brother, sister-in-law~ Welcome back~〛

“Ah~ You, you… thank you…” Sui Sui blushed and glanced at Chen Ling shyly, her face turning red.

〚 Sui Sui’s blushing~ Points added: 10 billion~〛

Chen Ling didn’t pay him any attention and turned to the three in front of him. He calmly said: “Get up there yourselves, don’t make me take action.”

Then he patted Sui Li’er’s head: “Be good, go back to your room first. I need to handle something.”

“Okay~ Does the obedient person get a hug?”

Chen Ling softly responded with a “yes,” smiling as he watched Sui Li’er run back to her room.

As she closed the door, the smile on his face disappeared instantly.

His gaze turned icy as he looked at the three dark mages before him, his voice low: “You still want to run?”

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〚 Ding~ The Infinite Leg Hair Squad feel fear! Points deducted: 10.3 billion!〛

“I… I’m sorry…” Min Jiangyun didn’t know why, but he suddenly had an impulse to kneel before Chen Ling and ask for forgiveness.

“Chen Ling, I’ll kill you!” Ying Xin suddenly rushed forward, holding a curse stone in her hand. But she couldn’t even release her spell.

Even so, she charged at Chen Ling.

Chen Ling was already back, so she couldn’t escape anymore. That meant she would have her leg hair pulled out, be struck by lightning, and fed with feces! She considered that this life of a pig or dog was worse than death and thought it was better to end it now!

So, she wanted to provoke Chen Ling to the extreme, to make him give her a satisfying end.

Chen Ling wasn’t oblivious to her intentions. He coldly sneered, his aura suddenly erupting, which stopped Ying Xin in her tracks as she charged toward him. She instantly lost all her strength and collapsed to the ground, kneeling in a daze.

“Jie Brother, tie them up again.”

〚 Yes, Master~〛

From Jie Brother’s petite body, two enormous mechanical arms suddenly emerged.

They were much larger than its body, a far cry from what its small form could contain, several times its size. Resembling the arms of a qilin, they were quite terrifying.

With a single hand, it grasped Ying Xin’s neck, lifting her up from the ground.