The Fall of the Vampire - Chapter 391
“Ah? I don’t know. I just picked it up from the inside. It’s strong and just enough to grind my teeth.” Xiao Cai took out a booklet from her mouth and handed it to Simone.
“Hey–” Ximen Qing shook the saliva on the book with **** between his fingers, then turned it over, “Huh? It’s not easy to be hairy?! This…”
How come there is this name? Could it be…
She flipped it down quickly and breathed a sigh of relief after reading it. She thought that someone other than her had passed through the Qin Dynasty, and she would know that Mao was not easy.
As a result, this “Mao not Yi” is not a person’s name at all, but the name of a kind of pill. Simply put, this thing is used for hair removal.
Not all girls are born naked, they also have leg hair, armpit hair, and even a beard like men.
This “Mao is not easy” is exactly the depilatory pill invented by a certain “scientist” in the Qin Dynasty. As long as it is crushed and applied to the part that you want to remove, the hair will be completely stripped, and there will be no one left, and it will not grow back.
And this booklet also stated at the end that it must not be taken internally. Because once taken orally, all parts of the body will be completely stripped, and there will be no root hair left.
And the “little mouse” who came to this conclusion turned out to be the Buddha of the legendary Ruyi Mountain!
Ximen Qing didn’t know if it was written in doujin yy or true, anyway, according to this booklet, the Buddha of Ruyi Mountain had very strong hair back then, just like a savage. As an eight evil spirit, he always felt that his appearance was too uncomfortable, so he came to Qin Shihuang, and wanted Qin Shihuang to develop a prop that could remove hair.
“Is this Qin Shihuang a Doraemon? He is the one who needs him for hair removal?” Ximen Qing couldn’t help but complain.
According to the record in this book, Qin Shihuang later agreed to the Buddha and helped him develop the “Mao not easy” medicine for hair removal. But because he didn’t explain the usage clearly to the Buddha, he swallowed it whole.
In the end, the Buddha became bald, and became compelling.
There were no root hairs left on his whole body, and he could no longer grow, and even his descendants were affected.
In order to make up for this mistake, Qin Shihuang later ordered a graduate student to issue a pill, but when the pill was researched out, the Buddha Ruyi had died.
After Qin Shihuang saw this pill, he thought of his old friend, and then threw away the pill with anger and ignored it.
In this way, whether it is “Mao not easy” or the hair growth pill “Da Runfa” all became tasteless, and eventually fell to the point of a table footing.
This pamphlet was written by the researchers who developed the two kinds of medicinal pills. After all, it was the result of their own research and was a little reluctant to ruin it, so they recorded this paragraph.
“Hey… this thing is something.” Don’t look at the pamphlet that only records two kinds of prescriptions and some anecdotes, but Ximen Qing found some information from it.
If this is true, Qin Shihuang and Ruyi Buddha are good friends, and Ruyi Buddha has to ask Qin Shihuang if he has something to do, then it means that Qin Shihuang and Ruyi Buddha should be on the same level.
In other words, the eight evil spirits of the Great Qin Empire were Qin Shihuang himself.
And this kind of pill is so fierce that even the eight evil spirits are going to smash their heads, it definitely has something to do with the ability of the eight evil spirits.
“So Qin Shihuang’s ability is alchemy?” Ximen Qing guessed.
There were few myths and stories 2000 years ago, and the existence that can be projected was limited, and even the science fiction system did not appear, so the scope of Qin Shihuang’s ability should not be large.
But if it was alchemy, what happened to the bug-like rune technology in the Qin Dynasty? The huge Afang Palace in the sky, those robots with explosive combat effectiveness, and the curse runes that made Ximen Qing suffer a little loss, these all make no sense.
“What’s his background?” Ximen Qing had always heard that there was an eight evil spirit who lived in space and rarely showed up.
If that is Qin Shihuang, is this legendary emperor a dead man?
A picture suddenly appeared in her mind: Jing Ke saw the poor dagger, stab Shi Huang straight, and the Shi Huang wanted to go around the pillar, but because he was too fat, he couldn’t stand firmly.
“Oh, what a mess of this.” She shook her head, thinking that was too nonsense.
…
The group left the research institute and went to the first emperor’s palace.
According to Wu Zhenguo and their intelligence, the entrance there must be opened in accordance with the change of the moon phase.
However, their luck was a bit bad, and they waited for more than ten days, either the moon was wrong or it was raining, and the entrance could not be opened at all.
They simply set up a camp in the mountains and settled down.
With Wu Zhenguo, a veteran of survival in the wild, life is quite comfortable. It really can’t, and it wouldn’t be so troublesome for even Qianjunfei to go out and buy some takeaways to bring back.
Ximen Qing is very high. She has taught Xiao Cai to dance “The King of Poems” and “ppap”, wondering if she should teach her to dance “Jiangnan Style” next.
“Hong Mao! How about you Hong Mao?”
“Here, here comes!” Lian Qianjun ran over, and it has been a torment for him these few days.
It was like putting a knife on his neck at any time to live his life. He was so frightened that he couldn’t sleep well, and he had gained several kilos.
“Where’s wifi? It’s been a few days, haven’t the wifi been fixed yet?” Ximenqing shouted, “I will die if there is no internet!”
[Speaking lightly, show me what you have to do. 】Lian Qianjun complained in her heart, but still had to keep a smile on her face: “Okay, well, I have asked them to set up the router. This is the account password.”
He handed a piece of paper over.
“Great!” Ximenqing took out his mobile phone to connect to the wifi, and the first time he read his Weibo.
“Ouch~” As a result, I was shocked when I saw it. The number of private messages like this explosion was impossible to read.
If she doesn’t open it, she knows that it is a group of blowing roots who want to send her blades, so the smart little Simon will definitely not open it.
“Ignore it, just ignore it, and see what others have posted…Huh?” Ximenqing was surprised to find that Song Yunwu, who is usually very salty on Weibo, actually posted several Weibo in a row.
She clicked in and took a look, oh, she was actually canvassing for a little beauty.
Who is this beauty? Does the charter wife want to cheat?
“Qin Yuqi? This name is a bit familiar,” Ximenqing thought about it seriously, and suddenly came back to her senses, “Oh, yes, it’s Ru Yao! I usually call Ru Yao too much, and I can’t even remember her real name. Now, this kid is a bit like Ru Yao, she should be her sister, right?”
Otherwise, how could Song Yunwu inexplicably canvass for someone else’s votes and even drew a portrait? But the strange thing is that Qin Yuyao’s own Weibo did not mean to canvass her sister at all.
Ximenqing went to search curiously, and found that Qin Yuqi was actually at the 10th place on the hot search list at this time.
To be in the top ten, the heat is quite big.
“A counterattack from inferior horses, Qin Yuqi raps, a poisonous genre”
She clicked in and found out that this was actually pd119. Ximen Qing also casually mentioned that Dao Gouzi had made this show so formal, and it became a popular variety show.
“So, Ru Yao’s sister is also a zombie?”
Ximen Qing clicked on the video. It was a recording and broadcasting of a stage. A total of 9 sisters were performing.
Well, to be precise, it’s 8 sisters paper and a lady’s ghost with hot eyes.
The repertoire they performed is a very popular song recently, with a fast rhythm and great dance moves. Especially for the rap part, the speaking rate is not generally high.
There are two people in charge of rap, both of them are soft girls, and that face is incompatible with rap, but they still insisted on singing.
Especially Qin Yuqi, with a face that resembles Qin Yuyao’s first love, even with heavy makeup, she can’t conceal her innocence, singing rap is soft, completely different from the rappers outside.
“Hehe.” She sang so much that Simon’s love was amused.
It was really the same as the title said, it was poisonous and addictive, and she couldn’t help but read it again.
“Oh, you deserve to be Ru Yao’s younger sister, she’s so cute,” Ximen couldn’t help but began to hug the two sisters, “hehehehehehe…”
“Auntie, your saliva is coming out.” Jiang Sinuo, who was passing by, was startled by her wretched laugh, and couldn’t help reminding him.
In fact, on the second day of coming here, Ximen Qing took off the sun hat on his head, because the old forest in the mountains didn’t have to be afraid of being recognized.
Jiang Sinuo finally knew that he had made a mistake. What an aunt is this, she is simply a beautiful big sister with a defiant face.
She quickly apologized to Ximenqing, but Ximenqing said that she didn’t mind.
“At my age, when you call my aunt, it’s okay to be younger too.”
Jiang Sinuo was originally a little afraid of Ximen’s love, because her fire was so fierce that it couldn’t even be extinguished by water. This is simply a natural enemy to Jiang Sinuo.
But after this little misunderstanding, she felt that this big sister was quite nice. Later, in order to show her closeness, she never changed her mind and still called Aunt Ximen Qing.
“Uh, do you?” Ximenqing quickly touched her chin, but she really felt a little bit.
“What are you looking at? Is it delicious?” Jiang Sinuo leaned over and took a look.
“Look at it together.” Ximen Qing took advantage of the situation and brought her upstairs. In this deep mountain and old forest, it is also great to have a fragrant and soft sister.
Jing Yi on the side looked at Ximen Qing enviously. He also wanted to hug Jiang Sinuo, but the innocent young virgin who had never been in a relationship didn’t know what to do.
Ximen Qing found the pd119 complete video of the third issue, and jumped directly to Qin Yuqi and their part.
Originally, everyone, including themselves, thought that Qin Yuqi’s group would lose.
Fortunately, this show is not based on winning or losing to decide whether to advance or not, but by the audience’s vote. So the audience thought that even if they lose, they will give them a vote even if they work so hard at the girls.
In the end, who would have thought that the live performance Qin Yuqi and the others would have won.
This is simply an upset, no one expected it beforehand.
The audience was dumbfounded~www.mtlnovel.com~Qin Yuqi and the others were dumbfounded, and their opponents were even more dumbfounded.
It’s like s8 drew g2’s rng, and laughed so happily at that time, who would have thought it would be such a result.
Ximen Qing thought for a while, and felt that Qin Yuyao’s sister should also be her own sister, and there was no reason not to support it.
So she reposted it, but she couldn’t use a large size, she was pretending to be dead now.
She used the account of Tsing Yi Yeast and reposted Song Yunwu’s Weibo post: This is a rapper who climbed up from hell.
As a result, her description immediately won the approval of many netizens. At first, Qin Yuqi and the others really seemed to have fallen into hell. Who would have thought that they could climb out with their own efforts?
In just a few hours, the term “hell rapper” was on the hot search.
What followed was an overwhelming root-blower party.
“Yeast Yeast, you haven’t updated the video for a long time. Before my grandpa passed away, I wanted to hear a new song of you!”
“Before, didn’t your grandfather passed away last time? Why is he born again?”
“Yeast, you said, are you a teacher of love? Or why not update your two Weibo at the same time? [Blade][Blade][Blade]”
“Teacher Qing’er, don’t pretend, I know it’s you. You brought back my Ellen, Captain, Mikasa, and Little Angel Almin! I want to send you the blade!”
“I used to be curious about where the eunuchs in the palace went after the Qing Dynasty died. Later I found out that they all went to draw cartoons.”
“Why don’t you have a selfie? You have a good eunuch, why don’t you have a selfie? We want to lick the screen!”
“Please step on it. Recently, please step on the party so that there is no sense of existence. I want to lick the yeast socks~”
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