The Fighting Chicken of Du’s Bodyguard - Chapter 14

Du Xiao finally slept with the young master Zhou, who had been thinking about it day and night, and won the unanimous approval of the Zhou family, but this happy ending came too quickly and suddenly, he seemed to be in a dream, and he couldn’t believe it.

So after rolling over the sheets one day, Du Xiao took advantage of the good atmosphere of affection and sweetness, hugged Young Master Zhou and kissed him, and asked in a low voice, “What do you like about me? I don’t like to talk, I’m very boring and unfeeling.”

Young Master Zhou was so tormented by him that he yawned and touched his firm abdominal muscles, and mumbled in a blurred, indistinct manner: “I respect you as a chicken-loving hero!”

Du Xiao: “…what?”

Young Master Zhou answered him with a snoring sound, apparently already asleep.

As a boring guy, Du Xiao had been thinking about it for a long time before asking such a slightly hypocritical question. He got an answer that he couldn’t understand. It was very difficult to ask again. What is the result.

A few days later, Du Xiao submitted his resignation to Chairman Zhou.

After all, he is now the old man of Young Master Zhou, the son-in-law of Chairman Zhou, and he is a family member of the Zhou family. It is not appropriate to take the Zhou family’s salary under the title of bodyguard. It is time to find another way out.

Chairman Zhou patted him kindly on the shoulder, obviously very satisfied with his son-in-law: “Do whatever you want! Speaking of which, our Zhou family is selfish and delayed your future. If it weren’t for the little **** who jumped up and down I’m making a fuss about asking you to come over as a bodyguard, and you’re probably already a high-ranking person by now.”

Du Xiao was at a loss.

He had military merit when he returned from the army. He originally planned to enter the government department step by step after returning to his hometown. With his ability and contacts, after three years of hard work, he did have the opportunity to be promoted, but at that time, I didn’t know how the Zhou family knew about it. His own, he even came to the door and asked him to be a bodyguard. He didn’t have a special love for being a civil servant. Seeing that the salary offered by the Zhou family was very attractive, he agreed, and since then he has embarked on a different path.

Now listening to Chairman Zhou’s meaning, all this is actually caused by Zhou Zhan?

Chairman Zhou glanced upstairs, approached Du Xiao and whispered: “You may not know it yet, the little **** has had a crush on you for many years. When I heard that you were going to be a soldier, you cried and cried, it was a miserable thing, so we I have been following your movements, and as soon as I heard that you were discharged from the army, I immediately came over.”

Du Xiao felt that he heard the Arabian Nights, with a blank expression on his face: “I joined the army at the age of nineteen, and he was nine years old at that time.”

I don’t know much about chicken, so the chicken is so precocious? The Zhou family’s children all grew up on feed?

Chairman Zhou laughed dryly: “It’s a bit precocious, probably at that time it was just pure admiration and admiration. Later, when he grew up, admiration and admiration turned into love and admiration!”

Du Xiao still couldn’t understand: “But I haven’t seen him before.”

“I’ve seen it before! Why haven’t I seen it!” Chairman Zhou hurriedly said, “You even saved his life! You are the benefactor of our Zhou family!”

Du Xiao: “…”

Not impressed.

Suddenly I’m a little afraid that they will recognize the wrong person, if Zhou Zhouzhan likes the wrong person…

Chairman Zhou was probably less busy today, and began to ramble about the events of the year, to the effect that when Young Master Zhou was still an ugly gray-haired chicken, he ran away from home one day and lost his way. As a waste of life, see When he arrived at the complex intersection, he was stunned, and then he squatted on the zebra crossing like a quail. Passed by him, leaned over and fished, and rescued him at the moment when a cornering car rushed over and was about to run over him, then moved away from the traffic and placed him on the sidewalk in a lush tree. On the tall sycamore tree.

With a flash of lightning, the crisis turned to safety, and the gray-haired chicken was stunned and looked at his unparalleled hero riding a bicycle farther and farther, and then…

Jumping on his feet, he yelled, “Why did you throw Lao Tzu on the tree, how did Lao Tzu get down!”

Later, Young Master Zhou never forgot about him.

Du Xiao: “…”

Chairman Zhou sighed with emotion: “This is fate!”

Du Xiao: “…”

It seems that I understand a little what it is – I respect you as a hero who loves chickens.

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Extra 2: Family History of Zhou Family

As a maniac, Zhou Xiaoshao is usually very busy and has little time to study. Du Xiao was very surprised that a second-generation ancestor like him could be admitted to a university.

Now that the two are together, Young Master Zhou’s frequency of dating has dropped sharply. He started dating his own man when he had nothing to do. He was still very busy. Apart from attending class to earn credits, he usually didn’t study much.

Du Xiao doesn’t care about this, not to mention that the Zhou family’s wealth is enough for the young master Zhou to splurge. Just because of the thriving trend of his company, he is also very confident to spoil the young master Zhou as the young master Zhou, so he has become the young master Zhou. Mental preparation for hanging a red light at the end of the term.

But a week before the final exam, Young Master Zhou unexpectedly changed his style of painting. He started to nibble on a book day and night, and Du Xiao was frightened by the level of sleeplessness.

Du Xiao said with relief: “You don’t have to fight so hard, it’s okay to fail the class, I’ll support you in the future.”

Zhou Zhan was bubbling with happiness, but still shook his head firmly: “No, what if you go bankrupt?”

Du Xiao: “…”

Can’t you expect me to order it?

Zhou Zhan nibbled at the pen: “Besides, it’s shameless to hang a red light, people will laugh at me for being stupid.”

Du Xiao: “…”

In fact, you are really not very smart…

Speaking of which, the Zhou family doesn’t seem to be very smart.

A few days later, Young Master Zhou threw down the book and entered the examination room confidently. After a few days, the results came out. Young Master Zhou scored high in every family and ranked in the top ten of the grade.

Du Xiao almost broke his chin, and there were too many students cramming. Why is Zhou Zhan’s cramming so powerful?

Zhou Zhan thief smiled and said: “Don’t you realize that I have always studied liberal arts? In fact, our family has a problem with memory, especially memorizing materials, rote memory can maintain memory for up to seven days. !”

Du Xiao: “…”

Why are seven days so proud?

Du Xiao is an honest person. He doesn’t know how to say nice things to coax people, so he honestly said: “Seven days is very short, right? This is also called opening and hanging?”

Zhou Zhan was instantly unhappy and glared at him: “Why don’t you hang up? Ordinary chickens can’t remember what happened a minute ago! If you don’t hang up, I will turn around and fart and I will forget you! You dare to say no for seven days. open?”

Du Xiao came to his senses and hurriedly hugged him to admit his mistake: “Kai Hang! You can become human beings is the biggest one! I always forget the fact that you are a chicken, I just compared your memory with that of a human being.”

Zhou Zhan quickly turned his anger into joy, and said a little embarrassedly: “But in the end, I still don’t have enough brain capacity. Science is too scum. When I was in middle school, I used to take single-digit math tests every time.”

“…” Du Xiao paused, and finally asked the doubts in his heart, “How did your family get rich?”

Zhou Zhan looked confused: “Get rich? My family has always been so rich!”

“…” Du Xiao choked for a long time before continuing to ask, “There is always a beginning, right? For example, Uncle’s first pot of gold?”

Zhou Zhan was confused again: “My father? My father’s first pot of gold was given by my grandfather.”

Du Xiao: “…Then what was your grandfather’s first pot of gold?”

“My great-grandfather gave it.”

“Your great grandfather’s first pot of gold…”

“It was given by my grandfather’s father.”

Du Xiao couldn’t ask any more. He thought Zhou Zhan was a rich second generation, but it turns out that everyone has been rich for an unknown number of generations.

But Zhou Zhan suddenly got what he asked, and said excitedly: “You are asking about the first pot of gold from my ancestors, right? Hey, I tell you, my ancestors were really witty. They were on tour across the country at that time. Specializing in the performance of the big change of the living and the big change of the chicken, this kind of trick is very rare, the audience will throw a few money when they are happy, and they can make a lot of money every time they perform.

Du Xiao: “…”

It’s so simple, so easy… so witty.

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Episode 3: Young Master Chicken Meets His In-laws

Du’s father and Du’s mother made a surprise attack and took a long-distance bus to see Du Xiao.

When Du Xiao received the call, it was like a bolt from the blue: “Why didn’t you tell me in advance when you came? I’ll pick you up right now! What? No need? Do you already know the address?”

Du Xiao was so frightened that he hurriedly dropped everything in his hands and hurried home.

The situation is critical, Du Xiao can’t wait to perform a teleportation technique and rush home in seconds.

At this moment, Du’s father and Du’s mother have already touched Du Xiao’s door with a small note with the address written on it. Du’s mother checked the house number, reached out to ring the doorbell, and said, “It’s hard to talk to the second child. In love, let’s be gentle with others later, don’t scare people.”

Dad Du nodded again and again: “Of course, of course, don’t worry.”

Young Master Zhou, who slept until the sun was still in bed for three poles, was very unhappy when he heard the doorbell, stared at him and got out of bed. He casually took a shirt of Du Xiao and put it on his body, the buttons were **** and down, and the chicken coop was on his head. , yawned and walked to the door with his bare legs kicking in his slippers, closing his eyes and shouting, “Knock on the wrong door! I don’t have online shopping or takeout!”

After shouting, he turned his head and prepared to go to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face.

Dad Du said, “Is this Du Zhan’s voice?”

“That’s right!” Mama Du nodded and knocked on the door, “Du Zhan, open the door for Mom and Dad!”

Dad Du couldn’t help laughing and crying: “You let a chicken open the door?”

Mother Du smiled and said, “Take it for fun, let’s wait here for the second child to come back.”

The toothbrush cup in Young Master Zhou’s hand fell into the pool with a bang, and instantly woke up.

Ah ah ah! Mom and Dad are here! Must have brought a lot of delicious food!

Young Master Zhou’s limited brain capacity was filled with all kinds of fantasy food, and he couldn’t have any other space for thinking, so he flew to the door and opened the door with surprise: “Mom and Dad! You are here!”

Du’s father and Du’s mother: “…”

The first reaction was that there was a reason why my son didn’t fall in love for so many years, and he finally liked men.

The second reaction is, no, this is Du Zhan’s voice!

The third reaction, why does the child dress like this?

Facing the suspicious eyes of Dad Du and Mama Du, Zhou Zhan was agitated, remembering that he was not his original form, but a human form, and he said again when he made a video with Dad Du and Mama Du as a pet chicken one day. When Du Xiao was in love, he was so nervous that all his hair stood up.

Done! Mom and Dad came over suddenly, it must be because of what I said that day! No wonder they asked me for my address! How did I not think of this! What should we do now? Want to confess? Will Du Xiao be beaten? No no no! Can’t confess! Don’t let Du Xiao be beaten!

Young Master Zhou had an idea, led Dad and Mom Du into the living room and said in a low voice mysteriously, “Mom and Dad, I’m Du Zhan.”

Du’s father and Du’s mother: “…”

Young Master Zhou turned a beautiful face into a bun, pretending to be melancholy: “Du Xiao still doesn’t know about the fact that I can become a human being, so don’t tell him…”

Du’s father and Du’s mother: “…”

Mother Du: “…cough… why don’t you put on your clothes first? Be careful of catching a cold…”

Young Master Zhou pretended to be confused, lowered his head and tugged at his neckline, and said in distress, “How should humans wear clothes? I’m not very good at it.”

Du’s father and Du’s mother: “…”

Young Master Zhou wanted to pour tea for them, but he suddenly remembered that he was a chicken that had just transformed into a human, so he had to let them sit, and then closed the wide shirts on his body: “Du Xiao is coming back soon, I’ll change first. Come back, you must help me keep it a secret!” He turned around and got into the bedroom.

Du’s father and Du’s mother: “…”

Young Master Zhou quickly lay on the bed, took out his mobile phone, pressed the power button, and called Du Xiao nervously.

Du Xiao breathed a sigh of relief: “You finally turned it on! My parents, they…”

Young Master Zhou quickly interrupted him: “Du Xiao Du Xiao, let me talk to you, I’m just a chicken, you don’t know that I can transform into a human body, so your love object is not me, I’ll call Thirteen. Pretend to be your girlfriend!”

Du Xiao was dazed by him: “What? What does it have to do with your Thirteenth Sister?”

“It’s too late to explain, you remember my words, bye!” Young Master Zhou hurriedly hung up the phone.

Du Xiao: “…”

Young Master Zhou called Sister Thirteen again, but no one answered the call for a long time, so he had to call his mother: “Mom, where did Thirteen go again? Let her come to put out the fire!”

Mrs. Zhou was startled: “Where is the fire? Call 119!”

“No, no! Du Xiao’s parents are here, and he is not ready to come out. You ask the Thirteenth Sister to come over and pretend to be Du Xiao’s girlfriend! Hurry up!”

Mrs. Zhou responded again and again, and hurriedly called Chairman Zhou to repeat the words of her son like this.

Chairman Zhou: “…”

After finishing the phone call, Young Master Zhou began to clean up the pig’s nest-like bedroom, ready to return to its original shape after cleaning up.

At the same time, Dad Du was talking to Mom Du in the living room, “Do you think chickens can become human?”

Mother Du shook her head: “Of course not, I was just kidding.”

Dad Du said, “That child just now…”

Du’s mother suddenly “oh”: “I remembered, the second child said that Du Zhan’s voice was imitating his previous owner, just the youngest son of his boss’s family.” She said, nuzzling towards the bedroom, “This child Like Du Zhan’s voice, could he be the youngest son of the boss?”

Dad Du nodded and pondered: “It’s very possible, so the second child is in love with him, and they live together.”

Mother Du was stunned for a moment, then burst into tears, wiping her tears as she cried: “No wonder the second child has never been in a relationship, he really likes men woo woo woo… Don’t be fierce to others woo woo woo… This child looks He looks a lot smaller than the second child… don’t scare people woo woo woo…”

Dad Du also sighed and put his arms around her and patted her with a heavy face: “Don’t cry, just hold it back. I think the child was so frightened by us that he was incoherent.”

Mother Du quickly covered her mouth, swallowed her crying, and quickly took out a tissue to wipe her face.

After a while, Du Xiao came back, opened the door and saw his parents sitting in the living room, he hurriedly strode in, looked around while talking, but didn’t see Zhou Zhan’s shadow, he was a little hesitant, not sure what to do How to ask for exit.

Where did Zhou Zhan go? Still asking where did Du Zhan go?

Mama Du said understandingly, “Are you looking for your little boyfriend? He’s in the room.”

Du Xiao almost choked on his own saliva, and hurried over to open the bedroom door: “Zhou Zhan, what are you doing…”

A chicken came out with its feathers fried, and stared at him to suggest that he should not talk nonsense: “Shh-shh-“

Mother Du stood up in surprise: “Oh! Du Zhan! Come, come! Mom brought you something delicious!”

Zhou Xiaoji hurriedly flew over.

Du Xiao: “…”

Dad Du saw his son standing dumbfoundedly at the door of the room, only looking at the living room but not the bedroom, so he coughed uncomfortably, paced over and quietly probed into the bedroom, and was stunned: “Huh? Why is there no one there? Where’s your boyfriend?”

Du Xiao: “…”

So, you don’t need to think too much about coming out of the closet at all? Did your parents accept it so easily?

So if I say I’m in a relationship with a chicken, will they accept it?

Du Xiao’s house is not large, and the whole bedroom can be seen at a glance. The shirt that Young Master Zhou just wore is placed on the bed, and the shoes are placed beside the bed. It was empty and there were no hidden people. The sliding door of the wardrobe was open, and the open door happened to be close to the door, so I could see that there were clothes inside, and it was impossible to hide people…

Where did that man go?

Facing Dad Du’s puzzled eyes, Du Xiao opened his mouth and decided to go out of his way: “People…people are…”

Mother Du shouted in the living room, “Second, where is your little boyfriend? Tell him to come out to eat, my dad and I brought a lot!” Then she got up and walked over, “Why are you two at the door? Huh? Why is there no one in the room?”

Du Xiao said with difficulty: “Dad, Mom, actually…”

Du’s mother grabbed Du’s father’s hand suddenly: “Old Du!”

The old couple looked at each other, their expressions became more and more serious, and finally turned to look at Zhou Xiaoji, who was eating happily in the living room.

Dad Du stammered: “Really…really…can you become a human?”

Du’s mother rolled her eyes and fainted next to Du’s father.

Du Xiao was shocked: “Mom!”

Hearing the movement, Zhou Xiaoji turned his head and looked over, followed by surprise: “Mom!”

The house suddenly became a mess.

After a while, Mama Du woke up leisurely and supported her wife’s arm: “No…it’s okay…let me take it easy…”

Zhou Xiaoji had already got into the bedroom in the chaos and changed into a human figure and quickly dressed up. At this moment, he was standing beside Du Xiao at a loss. For the first time, he felt that he had pierced the sky, and looked up at Du Xiao with guilt and helplessness. owl.

Du Xiao patted his head to appease him, squatted down on the sofa, bowed his head and said, “Dad, Mom, I’m sorry, I didn’t have time to tell you, this is Zhou Zhan, I’m with him. He is… he It’s chicken essence…” Zhou Zhan suddenly stepped on his foot, and hurriedly changed his mouth, “No, it’s a chicken demon.”

Du’s father and Du’s mother were in a mess for a while. Finally, Du’s mother looked at Zhou Zhan who looked particularly beautiful after being neatly dressed: “This… This is really our Du Zhan?”

Zhou Zhan quickly showed a very well-behaved smile: “Mom, I am!”

At this time the doorbell rang.

Du Xiao went to open the door and was very surprised to see Chairman Zhou and Mrs. Zhou standing at the door: “Uncle, Aunt, you are here!”

What day is it today?

Chairman Zhou was here to save his stupid son. As for how to save him, he had to adapt accordingly, so he smiled cheerfully and said ambiguously, “Come and see.” By the way, he squeezed Mrs. Zhou’s hand, Tell her not to talk nonsense.

Mrs. Zhou quickly showed a gentle smile and turned her eyes to the living room.

Young Master Zhou shouted in surprise: “Dad, Mom, why are you here? Didn’t I ask the Thirteenth Sister to come?”

Before the Zhou couple could speak, Mother Du showed a horrified expression, and while waving to Du Xiao, she hurriedly said in a low voice, “Our family Du Zhan still has parents? And the Thirteenth Sister? How many brothers does he have? Sisters? Are they all… are they all chickens?”

Chairman Zhou’s ear is excellent, he hurriedly walked into the living room, and greeted him with a smile: “Oh, I heard that my in-laws are here. It’s rude to welcome you, and it’s rude. This is my adopted son, Zhou Zhan.”

Zhou Zhan, who was suddenly downgraded from his own son to an adopted son: “???”

Du Xiao: “…”

Papa Du and Mama Du breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, apparently just slipping from the edge of the collapse of the world view.

The two families exchanged their thoughts and exchanged very harmoniously for a while, and the doorbell rang again.

Du Xiao went to open the door in confusion, but Zhou Zhan’s thirteenth sister was standing outside the door.

Thirteenth sister, who heard the news but didn’t fully understand the situation, was dressed in fancy dress, walked in with a sweet smile, and put her arms around Du Xiao’s arm: “Dear!”

Everyone: “…”

Zhou Zhanfei rushed over to Raduxiao’s other arm and said anxiously, “Don’t touch my man! I asked you to fight the fire, not to let you take advantage of it!”

Thirteenth sister pulled Du Xiao’s arm and glared at Zhou Zhan: “Where is the wild man! Shame!”

Zhou Zhan pulled Du Xiao’s arm again: “You go, you go! You are not needed here now!”

Thirteenth sister was about to cry: “Du Xiao, who is this?”

Du Xiao’s head is ten big.

Chairman Zhou cleared his throat: “It’s alright, it’s almost done! Thirteen, don’t make trouble, this is Zhou Zhan’s future in-laws.”

Du’s father and Du’s mother are full of little stars spinning: “…”

Thirteenth sister was stunned for a moment, and finally understood the current situation. She immediately shook off Du Xiao’s arm and rolled her eyes at Zhou Zhan, who was holding Du Xiao tightly: “Rare!”

Zhou Zhan was brooding about her performance just now: “Humph!”

Thirteenth sister sneered: “Idiot!”

Zhou Zhan instantly frowned: “Ugly eight monsters!”

Thirteenth sister also frowned: “Who are you calling ugly?!”

The siblings stared at each other, and the war was about to break out.

Du Xiao: “…”

Chairman Zhou coughed heavily.

Mrs. Zhou smiled and took Mother Du’s hand: “We just made a reservation at the hotel, and we were in a hurry with our in-laws, and I don’t know if the dishes are to your taste…”

Du’s mother resisted her dizziness and smiled: “Oh, you are too polite. Du Xiao and his dad came in a hurry, but we disturbed my in-laws!”

So, the two went to the hotel hand in hand.

Du Xiao: “…”

It seems that I have nothing to do.

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