The First Chaos In History - v3 Chapter 169
We arrived at Jin Wushu’s handsome account not long after. The top of the tent was filled with “Terracotta Warriors No. 1” and No. 2 crossbow arrows (the attack range of No. 3 was not so far after the relocation of Shuai Zeng), and I pretended that I didn’t see anything. Head upright and walked in first.
Jin Wushu followed up, his mouth moved. It seemed that he wanted to tell his subordinates something, but he didn’t say anything in the end. Said: “I’m sorry, our army has insufficient supplies, there is nothing to entertain you all.”
I waved my hand apologetically and said, “Understandable. Let’s get to the subject.”
Jin Wushu left the handsome helmet aside like when he first met me. But last time it was an understatement, but this time with indescribable depression, he sat in the chair and said solemnly, “Let’s talk. What do you want?”
I chuckled softly: “Didn’t we say it a long time ago…”
Jin Wushu put his hand on his head in annoyance and shook his head: “Don’t say you only need to think about the two women. No one is a fool.”
I said seriously: “But we really only want those two women.”
Jin Wushu stunned: “Is that faint emperor’s concubine and that ugly monster really worth your fight?”
I reminded him: “Don’t say the word ugly anymore. I have added this four times. Fortunately, she only remembers twice.”
Jin Wushu put his hands on his knees and said: “I can put these two people at any time. Let me talk about the next thing-what do you want?”
Tong Yuan said impatiently: “Why do you like a woman over and over again? Didn’t you tell me. We only need those two sisters.”
Jin Wushu pointed at me and said, “Let him speak.”
I scratched my head and said, “She’s right, I don’t want to say it again.”
Jin Wushu was surprised: “I can’t understand it like this: I release people now. Then I can withdraw troops safely?”
I nodded and said, “That’s it.”
Jinwushu held his head and thought for a long time. But it seems that the more I think about it, the more I can’t figure it out–I just discovered that his footsteps are vain, and he may be quite long without food. In this state, people usually think slowly. Jin Wushu was depressed for a while, then raised his head and said, “How can I believe you-can you tell me why? One of the two women is ugly… well, one is nothing to say, and the other is just more beautiful. That’s it. But you are so inspiring, if you can’t give a good reason, it’s hard to convince me to let go.”
Qin Shihuang said angrily: “You have finished touching (not) finished, can you still lie to you when you are hungry?” The fat man was usually kind. That was also a hero who had unified China, and his temper was very aggressive with outsiders.
I smiled and said: “Don’t blame him, anyone has to think about it for a while_that general…”
Jin Wushu: “…and face.”
“Okay, General Yan…”
Jinwushu: “…”
“Let’s tell you this, if you can’t figure it out, I can’t figure it out if I am you. I can’t figure it out. I have to make up a pretense that they have a treasure map on them. A big battle. No matter how many treasures are spent clean, let alone pictures, you can’t believe them if they have masterpieces of martial arts secrets. If there are any, you won’t have your turn to catch them. So, I can’t do it. To explain to you, I can only say that they are my relatives. Can you care if your relatives are in trouble?”
Jinwushu: “This…”
I continued: “You are even more wrong if you think we want to use these two women’s land to find your troubles. Our 8 million people are both guns and cannons. You have no reason to find any excuses. ?”
Jin Wushu hesitated for a while and said: “Okay. I believe you first. But we will not release people until we retreat to a safe place.”
I said: “Why is this? You attacked me several times and I didn’t really treat your people, right? You should also show some sincerity, or that sentence. If you really want to destroy you, even if you run away If you go back to your hometown, you will still be destroyed. You can still stay here with me if you are more generous-isn’t there no food, I will pay for the cost of the journey home.”
Jin Wushu said: “It’s not necessary, you can shoot arrows and guns, just don’t let go of that ghost crying and howling wolf every night.”
I didn’t expect that Jin Wushu is not afraid of guns or artillery but is afraid of music. I remember in a movie where aliens invaded the earth were hanged up by a concert. Is Jin Wushu a visitor from Mars?
I said, “Anyway, let us see the two chicks first. I will decide how much food to give you home based on their health.”
Jin Wushu said: “This is okay. Let’s talk about other things after you see it.”
still leads the way, passing through a few tents and some dull-eyed soldiers. We came to a reinforced tent. Said to be reinforcement. In fact, another iron frame was built on the periphery with several layers of felt cloth stretched on it. The toothman smiled and said: “A few of you have seen it. We are still very caring for the two young ladies. We do this mainly because we are afraid that the crossbow arrows will shoot through the tent and hurt them by mistake-our marshal doesn’t have this treatment.”
I said hesitantly: “It’s because I didn’t think about it well. It’s causing you trouble.”
Yajiang stood aside and made a please gesture: “A few of you just chat, just call me if you have any instructions.”
I feel sorry for it, so I touched my whole body a few times. There was nothing, Qin Shihuang handed half of the bread in his hand to the toothman and said, “You can change this into gold of the same size after the battle.”
The tooth will take the bread and smell it. Suck it all into your mouth. He muttered: “I’m taking it away. No matter how good the gold is, it can’t be eaten or worn. The only thing that can be swallowed is the baby.”
I walked in first, and at a glance I saw Baozi leaning against the bed boredly, Li Shishi resting his cheek with his hand. Sitting in a chair utterly speechless.
Bun saw me at a glance, jumped out of bed and said, “Yeah? It’s not a dream, why are you here?”
Master Li glanced at me blankly, and sighed quietly, “Of course it’s a dream. Don’t we do this kind of dream every day?”
I held the bun on the shoulder and smiled and said to Master Li, “Do you still dream of doing it together?”
Li Shishi listened to me talking to her. Raised his head sharply. Then I saw Qin Shihuang, Ersha, and Tong Yuan walk in one by one, and said in astonishment: “You…really?”
Qin Shihuang nodded solemnly. Look at her hard with your eyes.
Li Shishiru was in a dream, and stood up in a daze. Slowly put his head on Qin Shihuang’s shoulder. The fat man’s soft and warm shoulders finally saved her the procedure of pinching her thighs, Li Shishi cried and said: “Win big brother. Is it really you?”
Winning Fatty smiled, patted her back and said: “Hehe, hang up with a girl.”
Li Shishi cried and laughed again. Turn around and see Er silly again. About to hug with open arms, Er turned around innocently. Stubbornly said: “If you don’t hold you, you will be full of taste…”
Master Li said ashamed: “I… I haven’t bathed in some days.”
Er silly put his nose in front of her forehead and smelled it: “Hey, it doesn’t have the unpleasant smell before, so let’s hug it.”
We all whispered: “What a fool.” Li Shishi chuckled into Ersha’s arms.
At this time, Tong Yuan said: “Senior Sister, what kind of clothes are you wearing? So trendy!”
Let’s take a look. It was only then that Li Shishi was wearing a leather dress. The big shawl tightens the waist. There was also a lot of cumbersome and gorgeous leather dragged on the ground. It looks back to ancient times and fashionable. A perfect combination of Victorian and Gothic styles of clothing, like an Ass Kimo who has lived in modern Paris for more than ten years…
Baozi said: “Don’t mention it. It was like this when I first met her. I sewed all the cowhide that can be pulled off the tent on my body.”
We looked at Li Shishi, and we knew in our hearts that she had her own difficulties in doing this, a beautiful girl. In a wolf’s den. I don’t have any sense of security, I can only rely on this stupid way to make myself a little more peaceful-at least five or six catties of cooked cowhide can be obtained from Li Shishi’s body. Even the Mongol’s scimitar may not be able to cut through.
Tong Yuan hugged Master Li and said distressedly: “Sister, you have suffered.”
I pulled the bun in front of me and looked at her carefully, and said: “What about you. Did you hungry Lao Tzu’s son?” Upon closer inspection, I found that the belly of the bun has been raised a lot, as the saying goes. Sixth, Baozi, who had been in Jinying for more than half a month, finally looked like a pregnant woman.
Baozi said embarrassedly, “I’m not hungry when I’m hungry. I have eaten everything I can’t eat.”
I hugged her and said, “Okay, let’s go home now. If you have anything to say, we will talk back.”
Master Li covered his mouth and said: “Shall we go now?”
I said: “Then what do you think we are here for. Do you want to be Helen too?”
Qin Shihuang said: “Why (that) Helen is strange (who is it)?”
Shishi Li wiped his tears and smiled: “It’s a big beauty, and the two countries have fought for her for 10 years.”
Baozi took Master Li’s hand and said, “Hey. Our sisters are also worth it. Although it hasn’t been 10 years, there are millions of people who have worked for us for half a month.”
Li Shishi puffed out a laugh. He glanced at me and said, “I’m still immersed in my cousin. I’m not the big Sima of the Qin country. No one is called a brother-in-law with the emperor of any country.”
I waved and said: “Don’t say that. Without your boyfriend, millions of us would have to starve to death. He is now our logistics minister, so from this perspective we have to go back quickly. As far as I know the world No billionaire has the opportunity to support millions of troops in his own name. In a few days, the kid surnamed Jin is likely to become a middle class.”
Our group came back to the handsome account of Jinwushu. I said: “After General (Jin Wushu no longer tries to correct me), think about it. Can we go now?”
Jin Wushu has put the handsome helmet back upright, and said very solemnly: “After you go, are you sure we can go too?”
I look straight into the eyes. In a deep and slow tone: “OK.”
Jin Wushu went straight to Li Shishi and Baozi. Nodded slightly and said, “You can go now. It was not my original intention to cause inconvenience to both of you for so long…”
Jin Wushu was talking, Baozi suddenly raised his hand and slapped his face with two slaps. Jin Wushu is first tense. Then he furiously said: “You…” He held his hand on the handle of the knife, but he hesitated and didn’t pull it out after all.
Tong Yuan and Ersha have already rushed in front of the bun. Also alerting Jin Wushu, Bao Zi pointed his nose and said, “Remember our original agreement? I will slap you when you call me an ugly monster! The old lady will settle the account before leaving.”
Jin Wushu’s face turned from red to purple. Jet like a cow. Seeing that I didn’t know what to make, I hurried forward to calm him and said: “Calm down, so good men don’t fight with women. We definitely won’t go out and talk nonsense.”
People like Jin Wushu, if you threaten him with millions of coalition forces, maybe he will run away. After all, he is a marshal of 800,000 people. If he loses his face, he will not be able to confuse him. I promise not to go abroad. It is better to preach than to threaten him. As long as this matter is not known to his own people, he will be beaten. The lives of 800,000 people are more important than treating a woman.
Jin Wushu snorted and turned his back. I quickly pulled Baozi and Li Shishi out. The 300 soldiers had already set up their cars and waited outside. I pushed them both into the driveway: “Go ahead.”
Baozi Nane said: “Did I almost get into trouble just now? In fact, my two slaps were for the teacher and our children. I was really angry!”
I comforted her and said, “It’s okay.”
steamed stuffed bun listen to me say that. He lay down on the window of the carriage again and whispered: “If I knew it was all right~www.mtlnovel.com~ I should really slap a few more times.”
I:”……”
The Golden Soldier has been ordered, so no one stops us because of our arrival. The coalition forces have ceased fire. This group of people hurriedly took this opportunity to pick up something to eat, and when they saw us along the way, they didn’t take care of it. They all kept their heads down. The experience can be seen in their posture. Some people are blindly afraid that others will get ahead of them, and they rush around, but there are few useful things that are pitiful, let’s look at other veterans. I took a leisurely stroll in the garbage dump with my back on my back, but occasionally the small claws made of wire in my hands were floating, and the leftovers of the more complete leftovers were exposed. The small claws were very vivid. . The craftsmanship and concept are similar to modern ones. This means that workers must first sharpen their tools if they want to do their jobs well! Through the coalition forces, we have taught the soldiers of Jin Wushu the method of “quietly cultivate oneself and thrifty to cultivate virtue”, and then they are in the land. Many people walked on the street with their small paws and stomped around, and saw bulging things that would have to be squashed before reloading. This saves space-except for animal urinals.
walked to the gate of Jinying. Baozi glanced at the camp on the opposite side of the coalition army. Shu Xin said: “I can finally go home.”
Xu Delong thoughtfully said: “If Jin Wushu is left here. What should we do, Marshal Yue?”
I finished listening to his words. He slapped my forehead and said, “It’s broken, forget an important thing!” I dialed my horse and ran back. Everyone shouted from behind: “What are you going to do?”
I said loudly: “You hurry up and protect my wife and teacher back. I have to find the kid with the surname Wan(Yan)!”