The First Chaos In History - v3 Chapter 188

I helped Baozi get out of the car and was about to walk in, when Liu Bang suddenly said nervously, “Is the big guy in there?”

I said, “What’s the matter?”

Liu Bang said, “You said he wouldn’t beat me?”

I laughed and said, “Why did you go early?”

Master Li and Ersha rushed out of the room and said in surprise: “Are my cousins ​​and cousins ​​here?”

Baozi waved at her: “Teacher.”

Master Li hurriedly ran down the steps to hold her in, and said with joy, “The little guy is coming out soon, right?” After talking about the conversation, he saw Liu Bang and giggled, “Big Brother Liu, it’s been a long time.”

Liu Bangbai glanced at her and said, “You just saw me?”

Er silly eyes stared at Liu Bang for an instant, and said loudly, “Are you here?”

Liu Bang said with relief: “Kezi is interesting enough.” He walked forward and reached out to Ersha from a distance. In the group of five, he and Ersha were closest. After all, he slept on the upper and lower bunks for half a year. Laughing, he also stretched out his hand and walked up… walked directly to me and took my hand and said, “It’s been fine these days, right?”

Liu Bang stayed there with his hand at first, and then fell into anger. Everyone laughed when they saw Han Gaozu who had been raped by monkeys planted in the hands of fools. I said to him, “It’s okay, just get used to it, don’t do it next time. So take the initiative.” I also had such a tragic experience once. Er Shao might not have done it deliberately either-his eyes were so loud and smashing.

I asked Master Li: “Why are you two, Brother Ying and Shaoyan?” Master Li said, “Brother Ying still has official duties to deal with, and Shaoyan is going out to collect the scene. He said that in the future, you don’t need to set up location scenes to make movies of the Qin Dynasty. . “

I curled my lips and said, “Look. This is the man, and I have to run out after fresh energy.”

Liu Bang said, “As long as you don’t pick flowers.” Li Shishi pinched him.

While talking and laughing, I suddenly heard a loud salute outside: “Your Majesty!”

We looked outside and saw Qin Shihuang holding little Hu Hai with one hand. People on both sides knelt on the ground. Fatty Ying waved his hands casually and walked in smugly. Baozi said, “Oh, Fatty is off work.”

Liu Bang was lying in the window and looking out through the paper. When I patted him, Liu Bang was amazed: “What’s the matter?”

I said: “If you just think about being afraid that the big guy will settle the bill with you, you are not afraid that the fat guy will kill you?” I pointed to Hu Hai, “You are the kid’s country if you grab the land.”

Liu Bang hurried out and took Xiao Hu Hai in his arms: “Let’s hug Uncle.”

Qin Shihuang said unexpectedly: “Hey, what are you doing?”

Liu Bang said, “You are not welcome?”

Fatty Ying struck him **** his back: “Fuck!”

Hu Hai looked very uncomfortable in Liu Bang’s arms. He wrung his brows and suddenly saw the buns. He jumped to the ground and cheered: “Aunt Baozi.”

Baozi smiled and said, “Auntie can’t hold you now. Give you a chocolate candy.”

Hu Hai stuffed a piece of chocolate into his mouth and slapped it. Then he took a piece with his little hand and said to Qin Shihuang, “Emperor father also eat it.”

Ying Fatty said: “Father does not eat, he is hungry and has high blood sugar.”

Because Liu Bang hugged him, Xiao Hu Hai gave Liu Bang again: “Then you eat.”

Liu Bang contained chocolate, and said with emotion: “This kid is so generous.”

Hu Hai pointed to Baozi’s belly and said to Qin Shihuang: “Father, if our aunt gives birth to a younger brother, how about we make him the king of Chu?”

Qin Shihuang smiled and said, “It’s very good.”

Liu Bang murmured: “A pair of prodigal men—-Hu Hai, my uncle told you that you can’t just give away your own things to outsiders, you know?”

Hu Hai grabbed the chocolate in his hand and held it in his mouth, “I see.”

A group of us laughed and scolded: “Don’t teach bad kids.”

Met so many old friends. Baozi finally felt happy and said: “Let’s eat, I’m hungry.”

Fatty Ying said: “Look at eating (what). You will be hungry if you are hungry.”

Baozi said: “It’s a pity that I can’t use the spatula now, or I can make a table for you.”

Liu Bang said: “Then come to our repertoire-eating hot pot.”

Hu Hai clapped his hands and said, “Well, I like hot pot the most.”

Liu Bang was surprised: “Have you eaten?”

Master Li smiled and brought out the copper pot and said, “Although it is the Qin Dynasty, living conditions are much better than yours.” He said that he brought a bunch of tofu, wide noodles, etc., which were bought every time Jin Shaoyan came back. They are all placed in Qin Shihuang’s royal freezer—the underground kind. In the summer of the Qin Dynasty, a few people all over the country can do it if they want to eat a popsicle.

We are busy eating. Liu Bang’s eyebrows drew close to Qin Shihuang. He touched Hu Hai’s head and said, “Brother Ying, I think it is necessary to explain to you about the two of us…”

Qin Shihuang waved his hand: “Sayebaoshe (don’t say anything).” He pointed and said stupidly, “Waiyaosi (if it is) caress about it and touches it (it’s endless).”

Liu Bang borrowed Po to go down the donkey and said, “That’s right, people are in the rivers and lakes, and they can’t help themselves. Brother Ying is a sensible person – and it’s Xiaoqiang…”

I yelled, “What does it matter to me?”

Liu Bang said: “If you hadn’t given me medicine long ago, how could you get this field?”

I angrily said: “I’m still not satisfied. I take the medicine in my socks at all risks. I should really put the medicine in my **** like a drug dealer…”

Liu Bang: “Oh…”

We laughed. For now, this is the most complete gathering of the five people since they split up. As for the contradiction between them, we have actually seen it open in the previous life. Like Qin Shihuang said, we have to care about it. Almost all of my customers have to pinch up, Yuwen Chengdu and Li Bai are both enemies, especially the change of the emperor, and there is no hatred at all. If you can’t live in a house, you can’t let others live, then Can’t the second-hand housing market go on?

In the midst of the excitement, a family member came to report that a group of people had arrived at the gate of the mansion. The man said that he wanted to see Xiaoqiang.

Before I could say anything, Xiang Yu’s rude laughter sounded in the yard: “I said that knowing Xiaoqiang means knowing you, but you can’t make it?” This probably broke in directly. My family members don’t think he is big. He didn’t dare to care, but was tuned by Jin Shaoyan and his wife so politely, Xiao Mansion was likely to become a Hilton hotel chain in Qin Chaodi.

In the blink of an eye, Xiang Yu opened the door and walked in, Liu Bang’s expression changed drastically. He went under the table with a chuckle.

Master Li and Bao Zi greeted one after another: “Big Brother Xiang.” “Big man!” Behind Xiang Yu, there was Yu Ji with the same belly. On both sides of her was Xiaohuan and Hua Mulan. Now Ersha and Fatty are also standing. When he got up, Er Sha stretched out his hand to Xiang Yu long, and said in his mouth: “Are you here?”

Xiang Yu didn’t pay attention to him at all. Sure enough, Er Sha went directly to Hua Mulan, took her hand and said warmly: “Are you doing well recently?” It seems that the older man had been treated before.

Everyone exchanged greetings again, and Bao Zi held Hua Mulan’s hand and complained: “It’s OK to bring me to the war.” Hua Mulan smiled: “You are all the big Sima, you still use me to bring it?” Then he went to the house. Visited a circle of strange roads. “Where’s Big Brother Liu. Isn’t he with you?”

Xiang Yu actually saw Liu Bang drilling under the table when he entered the room. He came to the table with a smile and said: “You come out, I won’t beat you, just want to ask you a few questions.”

Liu Bang poked out half of his head and said, “Ask what?” He was still quite afraid of Xiang Yu. The grievances between the two of them were also more complicated. Let’s compare Jiangshan to a house. It was after Qin Shihuang moved out that it was Liu Xiang’s turn. Inherit, but this second-hand house is cheap and affordable. The two invested in a partnership. It was good for one person to have a small bedroom and a living room. However, Liu Bang took advantage of Xiang Yu’s time to buy paint and decorate his new home and changed the real estate certificate to his sole name…

Xiang Yu brought Liu Bang to his side. Asked: “I wondered why, with the foresight, I still can’t beat you—-I even know your plan for sending troops every time.”

Liu Bang said, “I don’t feel it. I think you are not as beautiful as last time. Where is your Fan Zeng?”

Xiang Yu said: “Since I know your plan and what other advisers do, I know exactly what your Zhang Liang Han Xin will do next.”

Liu Bang said: “Look, UU reading www.uukanshu.com has found the reason. You think you know what they are going to do. Therefore, the troops were deployed, and we did suffer a little loss at first. If we lost the last time, Yes, but if Zhang Liang Han Xin can only blindly think about them step by step, they would not be Zhang Liang Han Xin—how bad they are.”

Hua Mulan said: “It’s like guessing a boxer. Brother Xiang thinks that he will hammer and scissor cloth out in order. In fact, he has changed his mind after losing once. Brother Xiang underestimates the enemy and becomes arrogant. It is very difficult not to lose. “

Liu Bang tusked: “Look, every girl is better than you-Mulan, the bun is the great Sima of the Qin Dynasty, how about you go to the Han Dynasty and be a general for me?”

Xiang Yu started his boxing and said with a smile: “Ignoring the biggest problem, people will change the ground.”

Liu Bang cautiously said, “Are you finished? Let’s eat after asking.”

At this time, Ying Fatty came forward to mediate and said: “Bao (don’t) talk about politics, eat and eat.” Xiao Huhai picked up a sweet potato and put it in the pot and put it in his mouth. The fat man knocked it off. (Not familiar) Pinch!”

Everyone shouted loudly: “Eat and eat.”