The First Chaos In History - v3 Chapter 189

During the banquet, Liu Bang suddenly said with emotion: “I just found out that except for me, all of you have brought your mouth to your mouth.”

I smiled and said, “Why don’t you go back and bring your tigress.”

Liu Bang said, “It’s not enough for disaster. That woman can’t live anywhere, so I’m sorry enough for Brother Ying.”

Hua Mulan smiled and said, “Am I also single?”

Xiang Yu said, “That’s because you don’t want to find it.” He told us, “It’s not a big deal. We stayed at Mulan’s house for one day, and her old comrade-in-arms went to dial for twenty, even though he said it was a visit. My comrades-in-arms, no one can tell why they went there, one by one dressed like a bridegroom.”

Baozi asked Hua Mulan: “Is there no one in the picture?”

Hua Mulan blushed: “You listen to Brother Xiang talking nonsense.”

Yu Ji said: “Sister Hua should have a higher vision, you don’t know yet, she is now the deputy marshal of the Northern Wei Dynasty.”

Hua Mulan waved and said, “Just put up a false job.”

I nodded and said, “That’s really hard to find. Female masters and female doctors are very difficult to choose a spouse, let alone female marshals?”

Hua Mulan glared at me: “The bun is still Da Sima.”

I looked up to the sky and smiled: “She has been in the bed with me for two years before becoming a big Sima. If she dares to change, she must first ask Bao Gong’s guillotine if she can do it.”

Baozi said: “Don’t call yourself so poor, you are not low in status, and you are guilty of co-authoring Bao Gong? We have to be a celebrity divorce if we are to leave. To put it mildly, Lao Yan Fenfei will give up his personal life for the sake of career.”

The thief Liu Bang said: “When will you two separate and fly?” Everyone scolded him.

Liu Bang said again: “Mulan’s personal issues, if you want to say that the men here are not low-profile, but unfortunately they are all locked up—hey, isn’t Ke Zi also have no targets?”

Together, everyone focused on Ersha, who was concentrating on peeling off a cooked crab stick. Suddenly I felt that the atmosphere was not right, so I looked up at us and said, “What are you doing?”

Liu Bang smiled and pointed at Hua Mulan and said to him: “Kezi, you think Mulan is pretty. How about being your girlfriend?” Hua Mulan also wanted to know what Ersha would say, and looked at him with a smile.

Er Sha looked at Hua Mulan and shook his head resolutely. Everyone was amazed. To say that the beauty of Hua Mulan in women’s clothing was unabated, Yu Ji and Li Shishi, the idiot didn’t look down on her at all. We asked, “Why?”

Er Sha put the crab stick into his mouth, and then said vigorously: “Everyone is Xiaoqiang’s customer, and rabbits don’t eat grass on the edge of the nest.” Everyone was completely overwhelmed.

At this time, there was a sound of chariots and horses at the door. Jin Shaoyan came back in a copper carriage, and he jumped out of the carriage. The family of Xiao Mansion hurried forward to greet. Jin Shaoyan handed the reins in his hand, and said: “The horse has been brushed and walked, and the car needs to be cleaned.” By the way, he stuffed a handful of round square hole money.

The family member respectfully said: “Xie Jinshao.”

…I finally know why that Ding asked me if I want to wipe the car. Dare to love is really not free.

Baozi asked us because of inconvenience, “Who is here?”

Liu Bang smiled and said, “The rabbit is back.” Li Shishi blushed and slapped him.

Jin Shaoyan was stunned as soon as he entered the room, and then said joyfully: “Brother Qiang, Baozi, Brother Yu, sister-in-law… are you all here?” He was so excited to meet everyone one by one, hug, and then naturally in Li Shishi I found a seat next to him and kissed Li Shishi’s forehead lightly before sitting down, and a bunch of men whistled. The women hid their mouths and laughed. Er stupidly stuffed a chopstick into his mouth, and his other hand blocked Xiao Huhai’s eyes in a timely manner…

Liu Bang reluctantly said: “Jin Shaoyan not only ate our nest grass. He still gnawed in front of us. Isn’t he worthy of him if he doesn’t kill him?”

Xiang Yu and Fatty both brought large bowls of wine pestle to Jin Shaoyan’s nose and yelled, “Drink!”

Jin Shaoyan repeatedly begged for mercy: “Don’t, brothers, isn’t this normal?”

Fatty Ying said: “It’s normal to play (that) when you are hungry, but it is (yes) unscrupulous when you are hungry (this).”

After all, Yu Ji and Xiaohuan are women with traditional thinking, and their faces are blushing. Fortunately, there are no outsiders, so they also followed suit.

Jin Shaoyan said with a bitter face: “Okay, I confessed.” He sighed after holding a bowl of wine, “Hey, it’s easy to change an era, but it’s difficult to change a tradition.” I exclaimed, “What’s the matter with tradition? , This is national conditions.”

As soon as Jin Shaoyan entered the door, he was given a shot by us. He was dizzy and sat down. Liu Bang relieved his hatred: “Let you chew on our nest grass again.”

Qin Shihuang waved his hand and said: “Anyone should pay (don’t) run Xiaojin again. If he wants to chew his back, there is a chance (yes).”

As a client, Master Li has always been embarrassed to speak, and at this moment couldn’t help but say: “Bah, I always thought Big Brother Ying was a good person!”

Hu Hai first had enough to eat. The kid couldn’t sit still, and ran on the ground and asked the buns: “Aunt, when can my little brother play with me?”

The bun glanced at me, then he stopped his eyes, and finally said: “I should really bring the baby elephant, can we still get this together in the future?”

I winked at her. No one else could see anything. Only Li Shishi glanced over. The men had enough for this meeting, and they got together and chatted together. Baozi and Yuji talked about it. Like many, two pregnant women are not simply a problem of one plus one being greater than two, but a problem of two plus two being greater than four…

I brought a glass of wine to Qin Shihuang and asked, “Brother Ying, are you having any difficulties?”

The fat man said: “Touching (nothing), just silk (yes) forbearance (manpower) is not enough.”

I nodded. In the emperor’s sequence, Qin Shihuang’s mission is relatively heavy. Generally, people from other places will have nothing to do with it. In addition to unifying the six countries, he has to repair two major projects, the Great Wall and the Underground Emperor. Mausoleum, the Qin army has upgraded a lot of weapons and tactics since the last time they returned from the Northern Song Dynasty. There is no major problem with the united war, but the limitations of Qin’s population and productivity are there after all. If you think about accomplishing so many things, it’s not so Simple.

Liu Bang said: “Do you care about the food? You just need to take care of the food and I will find tens of thousands of people to work for you. Shandong has suffered a disaster, and I am worried about how these victims will be resettled.”

Qin Shihuang said, “Repay the salary when you are hungry.”

Liu Banghong’s head raised his face and said, “Xiaoqiang, you can open up that military way again. I’ll get in and out now.”

I said, “Forget it, it’s best not to stay too close to the dynasty. What should a 20-year-old father call his 30-year-old son?”

Xiang Yu has been teasing Xiao Hu Hai, and then asked me in a low voice: “By the way, Xiaoqiang, I have always wanted to ask you —- Will this little guy meet another Xiang Yu when he grows up?”

My head was as big as a fight, and I waved my hands again and again, “Don’t ask me, I don’t know.” This saw Qin Wuyang also approaching a year. Will he stab Qin again after he returns? Whether the stabbing place is the Fatty Ying in front of me or the Fatty Ying No. 2 will appear, I still haven’t figured out this question. Now Xiang Yu threw me a brand-new proposition: Will Hu Hai grow up to repeat the fate of Qin II…

at this time. The phone in my arms shook suddenly, I glanced at the caller ID, it was Liu Laoliu. My heart fell cold, and I planned not to pick it up. Liu Bang said, “Why don’t you pick it up? The secret is playing for you?”

This sentence caught Bao Zi’s attention. She knew who was calling as soon as she looked at my face. She stood up stiffly and murmured, “Isn’t it so fast?” Hua Mulan said, “What’s so fast? ?”

I motioned her to sit down. Walked to a secluded corner and picked up: “Are we not allowed to go back?”

Liu Laoliu said in a panic: “It’s not this…”

My mind finally settled down a bit. But Liu Laoliu immediately mentioned it again in the second half of his sentence: “But it is a hundred times more serious than this!”

I frantically said: “What’s the matter?”

Liu Laoliu panted and said, “Isn’t the way of heaven about to return to calm?”

“Ah, yeah. What’s the matter?”

Liu Lao Liu slapped his thigh: “It’s dark before dawn!”

“… Tell me, what’s the situation, I can stand it.” I never expected the old **** stick to find me something good, just like receiving a phone scam and never expecting him to ask you for an account and make money. .

Liu Laoliu stammered: “This…this time…”

I comforted him: “Speak slowly, don’t worry.”

Liu Lao Liu said, “If you want to start this matter from the beginning, it will be a long story!”

I put some noodles into the hot pot and said, “Well, let’s talk about it.”

Liu Laoliu: “…The smelly boy is good at urination, did you stretch your gallstones?”

Me: “…you bastard!”

With such a “joking”, Liu Laoliu finally slowed down a bit and said with a serious tone: “To make a long story short, this time the incident has become a big deal. To put it simply, the cause of the incident is that your customers went back to live again after they went back.”

I interrupted him and said, “Isn’t it a bit of a slogan to work hard? Basically, doesn’t it change anything according to that?”

“Yes, it was originally like this, but didn’t I tell you that this is the darkness before dawn—the brother Tiandao above us didn’t know what was going crazy, and started scanning the total population of each dynasty. This is a good phenomenon. It’s also a bad phenomenon. Just like the year-end accounts, if the accounts are matched, we’ll be over. If they don’t, we’ll be over!”

I said, “Why can’t you meet?”

“Of course not!” Liu Laoliu emphasized: “The Guanghan Dynasty and the Northern Song Dynasty had tens of thousands more than before! Other dynasties are not much better.”

“Why is this?”

Liu Lao Liu said: “I don’t understand? Xiang Yu didn’t really play black hands when he fought Liu Bangdi. Song Jiang and Fang La fought for a long time and no one died. After Jinbing entered the Central Plains, the people of the Song Dynasty did not hurt the people of the Song Dynasty. Can you make more?”

I frowned and said, “Isn’t this a good thing?”

“Heaven doesn’t care about your good or bad things. It just maintains the original order and condition. Now every dynasty has tens of thousands of people coming in. This is about to freak out.”

I was displeased and said, “This is what’s wrong with Heaven, right?” I used to have a good impression of Brother Dao. It suppressed Liu Laoliu’s gang of magic sticks. The people at the bottom of us are particularly relieved. Unexpectedly, it is also a bureaucratic style. My customers, In particular, high-end talents like Li Shimin and Zhu Yuanzhang have become more mature and mature in foreign wars after returning. The people’s living standards have also reduced a lot of unnecessary deaths. Of course, the total population has also risen. Is this wrong?

Liu Laoliu said hehe: “You know it’s not something, right? But there’s no way, you have to listen to what Tiandao said, otherwise we will have to come to an end with our gods.” This probably means being knocked down by He Tiandou. This section of the human axis.

I fearfully said: “What do you want to do? Let Liu Bang and Jin Wushu kill the extra people?” That Liangshan hero can’t fight Jin Wushu? As for the Han Dynasty, the gang of victims can just ignore it, but in all fairness, Liu Bang is still responsible in his job as the emperor, and he certainly wouldn’t do it.

Liu Lao Liu said: “Fortunately, Lao He and I quickly worked out countermeasures-of course ~www.mtlnovel.com~ mainly me (He Tiandou’s voice by the phone: Can you please point your face?” ).”

“Say, what can I do?”

Liu Laoliu said proudly: “According to my observation, the Heavenly Dao only scans the number of people who have come out corresponding to one dynasty…”

“What’s the meaning?”

“In other words, for example, there should have been 50 people in the Song Dynasty but now there are 51 people. The one extra person will be fine as long as he goes to the Tang Dynasty.”

“…Isn’t there one more person in the Tang Dynasty?”

“Song dynasty people will not be scanned when they arrive in the Tang dynasty, yes, they are not counted as people, and if there are more people in the Tang dynasty, they can also be allowed to go to the Song dynasty. Isn’t that over?”

“What you mean is the same as the previous inspection. If a unit has 50 establishments, you can check whether these 50 people are on duty. If you hire 10,000 for the remaining temporary workers, you can’t ask?”

Liu Lao Liumei opened his eyes and said with a smile: “Either we, Heavenly Court, ask you to be a temporary worker, the brains are much better than those with staff like Lao He!”