The First Chaos In History - v3 Chapter 205

I can assure you that there is nothing more shocking than a wow sound that can give my father standing outside the delivery room. My legs softened and I sat down on the ground again. This time I can’t make any money anymore. There were mixed sounds in the delivery room. Said: “Giving birth, finally giving birth!” Ersha was leading a group of people to call three, and came back stunned.

A woman rushed out and said excitedly: “Congratulations to King Qi, mother and son are safe…”

Ersha interrupted her and said, “Don’t talk about gender, let me guess whether it’s a male or a female.” The idiot rubbed his chin and looked for a while, and said with certainty: “Female!”

Xiang Yu said: “Huh? It should be a boy listening to this voice.”

Master Li giggled and said, “I think it’s a girl.”

Xiang Yu turned around and asked me: “Xiaoqiang, what do you think?”

I looked at them contemptuously and said, “Didn’t they say that, mother and child are safe!”

Everyone was so embarrassed, Xiang Yu laughed: “We are so happy. At this juncture, Xiaoqiang is still a dad.” I saw that he was going to be a good grandson and warned him in advance:” Don’t say that your Xiang family has a queen, and my son has my surname.” Xiang Yu snorted, and took Yu Ji’s shoulders over and said, “We’re born by ourselves.”

Liu Bang looked at me and asked, “Why don’t you go and see your son?”

I stretched out my hand at him: “Do you dare to give me a hand?” Following behind, the mother-in-law and the maid came out carrying the basin, and only Hou Lu was holding the baby in her arms. She smiled at me and said, “Congratulations. It’s a big fat boy.”

I took it here solemnly. The little guy was bald, eyebrowless and wrinkled. He was crying like someone desperately crying. He was choked with fetal fluid and coughed a few times, his hands and feet moved up and down, and his body was pink. I deliberately bluffed. Said: “Why is this ugly!”

Lu Hoi wiped his hands and said, “It’s the way children are born. Looking at this child’s big eyes, 80% of them will be handsome and pretty when they grow up.” He said that he wrapped his son who had proved himself in a cloth.

Master Li took it affectionately in his arms, gently wiped the little thing’s face with his handkerchief, and said with joy: “The little guy is really in good spirits.”

Xiang Yu hugged it and gave it a little, and said, “Hey, this guy weighs eight catties!” Liu Bang hugged and weighed it, echoing: “You have to have something!”

I took advantage of this time to look at the buns. It seems that giving birth to a baby is really physical work. Baozi lay down and blinked his eyes, but didn’t even have the strength to speak. I reached out and touched her cheek and asked her, “What do you want to eat?” in front of so many people. , This is really the most nasty words I can think of.

The bun bit into my hand like lightning, and then the pain went into my bone marrow. At first I thought she was doing too much and was hungry and fainted and treated my hand as a pig’s elbow. I didn’t understand until I saw the angry and naughty look in her eyes. She is retaliating against me, my hands are like a fire. I was embarrassed to call again, so I had to try my best to calm down and say, “I didn’t wash my hands after I went to the toilet just now.”

Bun spit out my hand, looked down at him, and said, “Where is my son, let me see it too—-“

The child was in Qin Shihuang’s arms. The fat man’s body was warm in winter and cool in summer. My son stayed well and stopped crying. He squinted his eyes and looked at Qin Shihuang, then nodded his head as if he was still satisfied, and everyone laughed. All said, “This kid has a big shelf.”

Ersha opened his arms and said, “Give me some fun.”

Fatty Ying turned around and said, “No, you’re on the skin!”

Bun beat the bed and said, “Fatty, bring it to me!” Everyone is cold…

When Qin Shihuang saw that the child’s owner had spoken, he hurriedly delivered it to Baozi obediently. I put the child on her pillow, Baozi turned his face to his side, and looked at him affectionately. At this time, the little guy opened his eyes, then. Staring at the buns innocently. Bun touched his soft chin with a finger, and the little thing laughed. Everyone was cute. Liu Bang said, “Xiaoqiang, should this kid be named?”

Xiang Yu said solemnly in that kind of old-timer tone: “Yes—-” I turned my head and glared at him, Xiang Yu said, “Xiao can have a name, right?”

Qin Shihuang waved his hand and said, “Do you still play (what)? It’s called Xiao Qing (Qin) Sheng!”

Liu Bang dissatisfied: “Why isn’t it called Xiao Hansheng?”

Qin Shihuang did not hesitate to go back and said: “Because not silk (yes) was born in the Han Dynasty!”

Liu Bang retorted: “That’s not right. Everyone is buddy, you can’t just leave it to you because you were born in your family. I also asked my daughter-in-law to help.”

Lu Hou scolded: “Go, go out and fight, let the buns have a good rest!”

Everyone hurried away in silence, but Qin Shihuang still said in a low voice, “Xiao Qing (Qin) Sheng!”

Liu Bang: “Xiao Hansheng!”…

Baozi and I smiled at each other, and Hou Lu said, “Xiaoqiang also goes out, and I will look after the baby.”

…I had no choice but to come out quietly with my hands behind my back. In the yard, the scope of the child’s name arguing widened again. Xiang Yu said loudly, “If you want to say that, I don’t have a bun without me, it’s Xiao Chusheng!”

The second silly said: “This is not good.”

Xiang Yu said angrily: “What’s the matter?”

Er silly self channel: “The homophony is not good.”

As soon as we heard it, we all started muttering: “Xiao Chusheng, Xiao Chusheng, Xiao Hu…” Immediately he said in unison, “Never call this!”

Xiang Yu said blankly: “Oh, sure enough…I still want my son to call this.” Yu Ji screwed him hard. His surname still takes advantage. Xiang (like) the beast is not a beast, I am fine, none of the beasts are good beasts, or small… Forget it, I won’t scold myself harshly.

Master Li smiled and said, “I think the word Qin is quite elegant, but this new word is a bit vulgar.”

Liu Bang said: “Then add Chinese characters—-Xiao Qinhan!”

Xiang Yu suddenly refused to say: “If you want to do this, you have to add my Chu. Now the child’s name is not so much—Xiao Qin Han Chu!”

I said with a bitter face: “Don’t, after Li Shimin, Zhao Kuangyin and the others, my son can’t be called Xiao Qin, Han, Chu, Tang, Song and Yuan Ming?” Well, Wu Sangui will have to pay for it if it is not clear. I have to add Wei, Shu and Wu when I get up. My son doesn’t need to have an English name when he goes abroad. This length is considered a nobleman in the Middle Ages…

Liu Bangdao: “Well, the Chinese characters are not added. This child was born in the Qin Dynasty and will live in the 21st century. How can he be considered a half-life without borders, so he is called Xiao Qinshou. After Ying brother, he will be named a king of longevity. This is perfect. “Speaking of which, Bangzi has to put something in my son’s name.

Everyone said: “This is not bad.”

I murmured: “Xiao Qinshou, tsk, why is it a little weird…” I stunned, I yelled, “Xiao Qin Beast, this is not the same as that of Xiao Chusheng!”

Everyone was ashamed, and pleased: “Don’t worry, don’t worry, try again.”

Master Li said: “What Big Brother Xiang said just now is correct, don’t the children now have four characters, and they look more unique, so let’s just add that new character.”

Everyone: “Xiao Qin Shousheng, um, this time is elegant.”

I said with a sullen face: “Yes, this time I have taken my son out, and I and the buns are nothing!” Listen, Xiao Qin Beast Sheng, if you are with me, it is Xiao Q Beast!

Everyone was ashamed again, saying: “It’s not that difficult to name it usually.”

I couldn’t say: “Don’t bother you, I’ll do it myself.”

Everyone said: “Then you say one!”

I sighed and said, “I shouldn’t have listened to Baozi’s coming to Qin Dynasty, so this child won’t be born in Qin Dynasty, and won’t make a fuss about being treated as a dystocia, and won’t fall into your hands—-“

Everyone suddenly realized: “Don’t Xiao?”

I angrily said: “Xiao shouldn’t!”

Everyone: “Oh—-Xiao shouldn’t!”

…When I want to change my mind again, it is too late, the child can only call Xiao shouldn’t, hey, I really shouldn’t…Forget it, it’s too late to say anything.

To celebrate the first day of the birth of “Xiao Shouldn’t”, these guys finally went all over the place. After a short nap, Baozi ate a bowl of millet and red bean porridge. He was in good spirits. I walked in angrily and reported to her. In the situation, Baozi is still unable to take care of the children, so he watched the gang of women under the command of Lü Hou with a gentleness that he had never done before, waiting for the little ancestor of Hou, when he saw me come in, and asked: “Has the name been chosen? ?”

I said stupidly: “Sho shouldn’t…”

Baozi was stunned for a moment, and said dissatisfied: “What a bad name, it’s terribly ugly, don’t call it this!”

I sat next to her carefully, breaking my fingers and showing her to her and said, “There are two more you choose, one is called Xiao Qin Beast and the other is Xiao Qin Beast~www.mtlnovel.com~ Is it wronged the child or wronged both of us? You see.”

Baozi was at a loss and helpless for a while before he said, “…Xiao shouldn’t be Xiao shouldn’t, I should have used my dad to get that!” The old accountant named Xiao Dazhuang and said it was easy to raise. Moreover, after the name is called, the popularity is good, I think it is not as good as the one my dad gave it—-Xiao Xiaoqiang. This name doesn’t affect the composing, but when someone calls Xiaoqiang in the future, who agrees with us?

After explaining the work, I was tired of my son for a while. When I tentatively told him that he shouldn’t, the little guy stretched out his tender hand and scratched me a few times…

I slid into the yard with my arms and felt refreshed. As a man, the two major things in life have finally been completed, especially seeing a small life born because of you. It feels like that. Yes, no ordinary father owns a world! Although the name of this world is a bit ugly.

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The next thing to do is to give the chaos a perfect ending, a chaotic and perfect ending, a chaos, perfect, and so on… the ending!

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