The First Chaos In History - v3 Chapter 211
On the road, Xiang Yu drove the broken bread and disappeared in a flash. This guy 80% drove another 140 miles. I asked Liu Bang, “How is Lord Su Hou now? Did he come?”
Liu Bang said: “Don’t mention it, it’s a lot of trouble to ask him, the old boy’s head is not how long, anyway, he just doesn’t listen, he has to continue to let his two broken sheep.”
“What happened later?” Baozi asked.
Liu Bang smirked and said, “As soon as you meet, you can ask him.”
I said, “So, Lord Su has already arrived at Yucai?”
Liu Bang proudly said: “How can I fail to do what I want to do?”
I lowered my voice and said, “Do you really want to relive your old feelings with Fengfeng?”
Liu Bang said a little bit depressed: “Let’s talk about business first, you also know that your sister-in-law is not a fuel-efficient lamp.”
I was surprised: “My sister-in-law is here too? She said she doesn’t mind.”
Liu Bang snorted: “When did the lady tell the truth? Especially in this regard, it is impossible for a woman to tell you the truth.”
I said vigorously: “Really? Is every woman like this?”
“Nonsense!” Liu Bang disdainfully told me more.
I immediately stood up straight and looked at Baozi and said, “Baozi, have you been saying that you are against me marrying a child? Are you the truth?”
The steamed bun said with a faint smile, “Try it.”
I turned around with a bitter face and said, “Bangzi, you lie to me!”
When we were approaching Yucai, our truck was suddenly inexplicably trapped in a stream of traffic. I could only slip forward slowly, and when I arrived at Yucai’s parking lot, I saw that it was already full of cars. Yucai’s parking lot is as big as a small square, and it is impossible for this to happen in the past. A young man was wiping his sweat while instructing people to park, gesticulating: “You, you, stick a little bit inward, hey, that, turn to the right…”
“This person looks familiar—” I murmured to myself, and I saw our car after a while. Make a gesture at me: “You come here…”
I poked my head out and asked, “Are you new here?” I don’t know when there will be such a person.
When I saw me afterwards, he said affectionately: “Brother 109, it’s me!”
When he greeted me like that, I immediately remembered–isn’t this the guy in the Zhugui Hotel?
I sweated: “Are you here too? Are you all here?”
The man said: “All are waiting for you.”
“… Brother Song Jiang and Brother Wu Song are also here?”
The man said: “There are a lot of one hundred and eight leaders, and even Brother Fang La and them are here.”
Thinking about the cloned faces of Hua Rong Wusong and Fang La’s Four Heavenly Kings, my forehead sweats. It seems that today is definitely not an ordinary mess.
When we got out of the car and walked far away, the guy was still yelling in a hurry, and the steamed bun said: “Why is it so lively, what kind of awards did the Yucai people get?”
I also kept wondering, where are so many people coming from? As soon as I turned my head, I just saw Sun Sixin standing in front of the school. I rushed over: “Little Sun!”
Sun Sixin just let someone in with a smile on his face, and when he saw me, he said, “Brother Qiang, why are you here?”
I grabbed him and asked, “Where are these people, what day is it today?”
Sun Sixin endured a smile and said, “Look at what you said, it’s not today…” Before he finished his words, a big guy with a shaved scalp got out of an Audi A6 without closing the door. He came up and gave me a hand. The film was staggered, and he yelled loudly: “Brother Qiang. Congratulations, my son doesn’t say hello at the full moon, and we have to be shy, afraid we can’t afford the money?”
I looked back. It was the tiger, who hurriedly said with a smile: “It’s Brother Tiger—-how do you know that my son is full of the moon?”
The tiger said dissatisfied: “If it weren’t for my master’s notification, I really don’t know.”
“Your master?”
“Dong Ping.”
I suddenly said, “Oh, it’s him.”
As soon as the tiger car’s back door opened, an old man in a little silk gown came out without a hassle, wearing small disc sunglasses, holding a sannyasin in his hand, and squeezing it on my arm and said:” Sun Tzu. You can do it. Did you get the little one out so soon?”
I hurriedly held the old man: “Gu Ye, are you here too?”
Lao Gu put a bunch of sunglasses and Sanxian’er in my hand. Hug Xiao shouldn’t take a closer look, nodded and said: “Well, this kid looks smart, do you want to learn literature or martial arts?”
I respectfully said: “Do you always look at it?”
The old man hooked the little hand that shouldn’t be, and said, “The kid can play Sanxian well, and he can practice iron sand palms–have you officially apprenticeship?”
I said, “…not yet, but I recognized a group of godfathers.” I deliberately lowered my voice in the last few words, and Old Gu probably understood who the godfathers were referring to.
The old man paused and said, “Oh, this kid is not a young man. I also said that I recognize a god-grandson. It seems that we can only be considered as brothers. Let’s get closer to each other in the future.”
I cried, “Don’t pay the price, I’m all your grandsons. If you are old brothers, what should I say to my son?”
We were joking. The parking lot became more crowded. Zhu Gui’s guy pointed at the tiger and said, “Hey, that big guy, quickly park your car.”
The tiger crossed his eyebrows and said, “How can you be polite?”
Without waiting for me to mediate, a few young men suddenly appeared next to them, and said to please: “Don’t get angry.” As soon as he said to the tiger, he stretched out his hand and said, “If you can trust us, just leave it to us.” I saw it again. Angrily and laughing, these guys are not others, but the family members of our Xiao mansion. These guys don’t know anything else. They are definitely skilled workers who are waiting for guests and parking. They all use my broken bread to get good skills.
The tiger was taken aback. He handed the key to the young man, who took the key with a smile on his face. Just staying still, I kicked his ass, and said with a smile, “Go away, you know you need a tip!” The little boy saw me talking and didn’t dare to stay and hurried into the car. The tiger was embarrassed and said: “You See how it is said, forget this.” He just caught up and stuffed 50 yuan into his hand…
When I accompanied Gu Ye and Tiger to the front gate square of Yucai, I saw several workers struggling to put two large vases in front of the school. A worker took a notebook and walked towards me: “You are Mr. Xiao, we are…”
I waved my hand: “Ms. Chen Kejiao asked you to send it, right?”
The worker head wondered: “How do you know the ground?”
“It’s not her that’s weird!” I signed on his notebook and swiped left and right, and saw that “the leader of the white lotus” Bai Lianhua had also arrived. Bai Lianhua was wearing a beige professional outfit, and he walked over with a smile and said: ” Congratulations, Brother Xiaoqiang.” I squeezed an inappropriate face and said hello to the buns. I smiled and said, “Your boss brought you here again? Can you give me something else next time? I see it now. The vase reminds of you Miss Chen. Does this detract from the image of a strong woman like her?”
Bai Lianhua hid his mouth and smiled: “In fact, there is no way. Which woman doesn’t want to be a vase?”
I chuckled and said, “What about you?”
Bai Lianhua sighed bitterly, “I want to be a vase, but I don’t have the capital.”
I hurriedly said: “Don’t be humble, who would dare to treat you as a vase? Then his wallet must be unlucky. The White Lotus teacher gave me a white look, and gave me a helping hand. Master said: “You are the protagonist today. Let’s see what needs to be arranged. Well, I will accompany the old man in. “
I shouted behind them: “Gu Ye, I can remind you that no matter what she sells you, you must weigh it before you buy it.” I fully believe that Bai Lianhua can sell the electric guitar as a national musical instrument to Gu Ye…
Unknowingly, Baozi twisted my waist and whispered, “Why did Chen Kejiao give you a vase?” Baozi had heard of my and Chen Kejiao’s previous life as a joke, but he still kept it right now. Be vigilant enough. To be honest, I myself am dubious about what Liu Laoliu said about the love of the three generations. This is probably because he made up casual gimmicks to deceive me. Do you think Chen Kejiao looks like a fairy except 36D? Uh, if it is estimated to be a vase essence.
I knocked off Baozi’s hand and said, “How do I know?” Chen Kejiao was used to giving the vase to him. I’m really curious how she knew to send the vase today?
I turned back and asked Sun Sixin: “These people are all here to give my son the full moon? The impact is not so good, right?” Haven’t all the sky-high cigarette smokers and the luxurious graves that were exposed on the Internet some time ago? How can I be regarded as a half public figure. I spent the full moon for my son in school, and the city was full of ups and downs.
In the oncoming crowd, people kept saying hello to me, there were tigers at the same door, my old friends, and villagers in Yao Village. Bar staff. There were also many Lianjiazis whom I met during the martial arts conference, and some of them were vaguely familiar but could not be named. A big fat man rode a sidecar motorcycle and stopped in front of me, shouting, “Xiaoqiang, congratulations.”
I smiled and said, “Second fat, are you here too?”
Er Pang Fei got out of the car, took a two or three-year-old girl from the arms of the woman in Douzi and put it on her neck, and said, “Called Uncle.”
The little girl yelled sweetly: “Shochu.”
The steamed bun suddenly couldn’t stand it anymore, so he touched the top of the little girl’s head and asked, “How old are you?”
Erpang smiled and said, “Just three years old, Xiaoqiang, how about our two families climbing in-laws?”
I couldn’t help but say: “Oh, another female junior holding gold bricks, so dare you!”
Liu Bang coughed behind me: “Xiaoqiang, you already have a family member.” At the critical moment, he was facing Zhang Liang.
I gave him a white look and said, “What are the more in-laws afraid of? The unfulfilled ambitions of my generation are not fulfilled by my son?” Isn’t it just a few more mothers-in-laws? I don’t think our family should be fully capable. Handle.
Speaking of mother-in-law, I only noticed Erfaan’s wife. This is a pretty woman who usually wears plain clothes. She is probably not very good at socializing. She just smiled shyly at us. I whispered to Erfat’s wife, “Sister-in-law. How does it compare to Diao Chan?”
Er Pang approached me: “I suspect that your current sister-in-law is Diao Chan!”
I was shocked. Ask: “Why do you say that?”
Er Pang winked his eyebrows and said, “This is not enough for outsiders.”
I was stunned as I watched him holding his daughter around “Diao Chan”‘s waist and drifting away, curling his mouth and said: “Cut, there is nothing to do for outsiders. Isn’t it just the thing on the bed?”
Baozi asked: “What are you talking about?”
I also grabbed the buns and said, “We were still Xi Shi in our previous life.”
A person behind me said, “Then you were Fan Li in your last life?”
I was taken aback. When I looked back, I saw a blessed middle-aged man with a harmless smile on his face, a little flattering-Fei San
I was startled and said: “Why are you so old?” When I looked at the parking lot, I saw that his broken red flag had been parked there, and the plastic bomb disguised as a small stone lion was hung on the windshield. …
Fei Sankou smiled and said, “Professional habit—-I said your movements are quite big.”
I followed his gaze and took a look at the parking lot. The pits were full of all kinds of cars, and there were a steady stream of cars coming in. In addition to our Xiaoliu family, the gangsters of Xiaoliuzi also came out to help, I pointed to the smoking Xiaoliu: “You don’t hurry to cook? With so many guests, you let them eat grass at noon?”
Xiao Liu shrugged innocently: “They kicked me out.”
“Who is it?”
“…I don’t know, I heard that if that person was a palace chef or some other place, I won’t let me do it anyway.”
Fei San scratched his head and said, “Which God of Cookery did you bring, Yi Ya? Zhou Xingxing?”
I was troubled and said, “I don’t know anymore. In the words of Comrade Ying, many people who shouldn’t have come today.”
Fei Sankou reminded: “Such a big gathering, you have to pay attention to the impact.”
The two of us kept squeezing our eyes while talking, and Fei Sankou clearly understood the ingredients of my group of guests today. I said, “Why don’t you steal two unimportant ones and put them in the Forbidden City?”
Fei Sankou smiled and said, “Is Comrade Ying coming? I still need to ask him for some questions about the preservation of cultural relics.”
I was unhappy and said, “You come for official business?”
Fei Sanguo hurriedly said, “Don’t pick gifts. In addition to official duties, I also spend the full moon for my little nephew. After all, we have to be friends?”
I was satisfied and said: “It’s pretty much the same.”
Fei Sankou began to feel his pockets all over, and said, “Since you are all Fan Li, it is not uncommon to give you money. Give you something new as a gift—-“
I suddenly became energetic and pinched in his jacket pocket: “Is there any automatic lead?”
Fei Sankou, this guy fooled me. The lighter he gave me last time didn’t work at all. I thought he could at least give me a lighter this time. It’s actually a camera thing, but I gave me something that looks like a camera but is actually a lighter…
Send Fei Sankou in, before we move. An old Lincoln in the traffic flowed silently but domineeringly and more and more, and there was a small car behind it. At first glance, it was known that it was a bodyguard. The car in front stopped and the driver trot all the way to the back door, respectfully and respectfully. He opened the car door, and an old guy wearing a gray shirt and a buttoned shirt came out unhurriedly, and raised his hand to greet me from afar: “Xiaoqiang. Congratulations.”
I didn’t recognize this person at first. It wasn’t until three more people got out of the car behind him that they could see the clues—these three suits and leather shoes were all exquisite brands. The hand is pressed on the earphone like a professional bodyguard, and the hair color is brighter: red, yellow and green, which look like a traffic light from a distance.
When the old guy subconsciously picked up a can field under his feet without taking two steps, I finally reacted —- Liu Xia Yu! Alias king rubbish.
“Mr. Wang!” The old man is also the leader of the road now, so I also gave him a lot of face, pretending to stretch out my hand to hold him from afar, Liu Xiayuan picked up a mineral water bottle a few steps away from me. , Then came to me leisurely with back hands and said: “My hands are dirty, so I won’t hold them with you.”
I said hesitantly, “How come the old problems haven’t been corrected after the net worth is hundreds of millions?”
Liu Xiahu said, “It’s always good to be diligent and thrifty. Besides, it’s natural to get used to it~www.mtlnovel.com~ He said while handing the can and mineral water bottle that was stepped on to the red-haired hand who caught up later. Inside, Hong Mao was used to taking out a red and willow green nylon net bag from the pocket of the Saint Angelo suit and carefully put it away…
I coughed twice: “Please come from Mr. Wang.”
Liu Xiajiao nodded, patted my shoulder and said, “I have a good drink with you at noon.” As he said, they also went in with the traffic lights.
I saw that Xinxin’s clothes had been taken a muddy handprint, and he murmured as he wiped it distressedly: “This is great, the black and white are all together.”
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Everyone is impatient, sorry. On the one hand, Xiaohua wants to change, on the other hand, she can’t write about the complicated clues. She is shoddy and afraid of you scolding, and she has no face and can only disappear for a few days , The trembling after the eight prayers was a bit unfavorable, everyone forgive me, and I will try to get the full moon wine out in the next two days, and put a perfect end to our chaos.
But still that sentence, I don’t guarantee that it will be the end of the comedy. It may be very depressed, abnormal, and abnormal.
Live, laugh wickedly.