The First “Soft Chinese Paper” In the Interstellar! - Chapter 7

Embu Mihir hugged the big mechanical cat and looked at the rough-headed Wu Bei with a half-smile.

“Please believe me, both of you are pets, you should get along well.”

Wu Bu Bu was very annoyed that he always looked up, but unfortunately, among the people he saw so far, there was no one who could make him level or lower his gaze.

Of course, the blue-haired and blue-eyed **** in front of him is no exception. Sure enough, the captain is a pervert, and the team members are not good people.

“I thought it was only for women to keep pets.” Wu Bubu saw the empty bed and lay down on his butt. First, he was startled in the morning, and then he contributed hundreds of cc of raw blood. Now he just wants to sleep well. Sleep.

“Oh! God!”

“Meow~~~”

Wu Bubu glared angrily at the big cat that jumped on his chest, and complained to the blue-haired nasty ghost watching the fun, “Hey, take care of your things.”

“Huh? My things are well kept.” Enbu pointed to his crotch with an upside-down thumb, with a mocking expression on his face.

Oh god, isn’t there a normal human being here? !

Wu Bubu pushed away the big cat who was about to lie down on his chest, “It’s really unfortunate.”

“Hey, little pet, don’t complain, we have specially prepared a welcome party for you, let’s go, you’re going to be late.” Embu smiled big, but his blue eyes revealed that “if you don’t go, you have to go” mean.

Welcome party? Letters are ghosts!

Wu Bubu carried his pockets and was taken into a lounge by the blue hair Enbu’s shoulders.

Three people, six eyes, shot at him in unison.

But at this moment, Wu Bubu is a little more energetic, because there is a red-haired beauty in the room, with fiery red hair and eyes, even when sitting, you can see how hot she is, which makes Wu Bubei subconsciously straightened his back.

“Guys, I brought a new pet, isn’t it cute?” The blue-haired Enbu pushed him forward and sat beside his comrades.

“Well, hello everyone, I’m Wu Bu.” If it wasn’t for the beauty, he wouldn’t be too lazy to maintain a gentleman’s attitude.

“Humph! Are you our new team member?! Are you a malnourished kitten? Or a dwarf born with a birth defect?”

“I said Willy, be gentle with pets, anyway, our team also lacks a mascot, right, ah, by the way, I am Embu Mihir, a sniper, this hair volume is seriously scarce The big guy is Willie Joton, our heavy artillery striker. The one who likes a serious face is Dem Garford, our vice-captain of babysitting. When something sad, he can lend you a shoulder, of course. I welcome you too.”

“I’m not welcome!” Bald Willie immediately drew a line.

Wu Bubu engraved the words on Lanfa Enbu’s forehead in his heart, automatically ignoring Willy, and then set his eyes on the only figure that made him feel happy, “If you really need a shoulder, I hope I have the luck I can borrow the shoulders of beautiful women.”

“Aha! Bella, it seems that you have captured another heart of admiration.” Enbu patted the big mechanical cat who had been following him, his eyes full of gloating expectations.

“Can I be fortunate enough to know your name?” Wu Bubu watched the red-haired beauty get up and walked over, showing a gentle and elegant face.

“Of course.” The beauty stretched out her arm.

Wu Bu’s eyes lit up, the moment he held the hand of the new goddess, his wrist was grabbed with force, and his muscles only had time to subconsciously stretch, then his feet lifted off the ground, the world turned, and he was smashed on the table.

“Oh…cough…” Wu Bubu felt that his spine must be broken.

“Mil Bella, it’s nice to meet you.” The red-haired Bella picked up the only cup of coffee on the table that wasn’t smashed over, leaning against the wall to taste it.

“Hey, little pet, are you okay? I’m sorry I didn’t have time to remind you. Bella’s temper is the same as her hair color. It’s okay to be hot. You’re soft, so you better be careful.” I poured another cup of coffee and continued to gloat.

“Okay, get off the table, I think we should discuss who will be in charge of him.” Deputy Captain Dem, who had been holding his arms silently, frowned at Wu Bu, who was still lying on the table.

“I pass!” Bald Willie continued to draw the line.

Bella drank her coffee in silence, Embu also closed her mouth, Dem sighed and was about to speak.

Beep…

The display on the contact terminal surprised everyone.

“Oh my God, is the world going to end? The captain called us to gather!” Enbu almost spit out coffee in surprise.

“Okay! Take action!” Dem stood up with a serious face, and picked up Wu Bubu, who was still panting.

Luo Yankee’s team, known as the “Devil” team, but Wu could not see that it was definitely not Luo Yankee who united the players, but Dem who was the vice-captain. Yan Keer’s unusual trust and respect made Wu Buoy very puzzled. How did perverts buy people’s hearts?

“Colonel, everyone is here.” Dem saluted and reported to Royanker.

“Starting from today, you will train with Dem and the others. The standard is the same as everyone else. If you don’t reach it, you will be locked up.” Luo Yankel’s long silver hair was tied behind his head, and Wu couldn’t help it with his purple eyes. Chilled.

“It’s not fair, your physique is too far from mine, I can’t…”

“Shut up!” Luo Yanker stared at Wu Bu, “The fleet will arrive at Gepu in three days, and then I will check your results. If the confinement is not threatening to you, I can prepare more surprises for you. .”

Total asshole! Wu Bu glared at the floor angrily!

“Dum, leave this guy to you, you’re welcome.”

“Yes! Colonel!”

Luo Yankee walked out on his front foot, but Wu Bubu was grabbed by the big man Willie’s neck on the back foot.

“Humph! Colonel Diris is actually for you, and it is rare to call us to gather, just for you, a jerk!”

“Hey, let it go! It’s none of my business that your relationship is estranged!” Wu Bubu tried to pull Willy’s finger away, but the pale golden crystal was hardly moved at all.

“Okay, Willie,” Dem stopped, “Everyone is responsible for one aspect, Embu, you and the newcomer are roommates. In addition to being responsible for the driving skills of his fighter mecha, the team’s habits are also as soon as possible. Let him remember, Willie, you’re in charge of your new recruit’s physical training, and Bella’s in combat training.”

Everyone’s answer was clearly dissatisfied.

Wu Bubu was even more dissatisfied, but he knew that he had to become stronger in this strange and dangerous world.

“What about you, Vice-Captain Dem?” Wu Bubu pretended to be relaxed.

Dem still looked serious, “I will be responsible for teaching you how to combine theory with practice.”

“Okay! Let’s start the welcome party!” Embu raised his chin and announced Wu Bu’s **** trip.

F, u, c, k!

Wu Bu Bu looked at the swaying figure in front of him and felt that he was about to suffocate. How many is this, one thousand or two thousand?

With the most basic physical training movements and non-human numerical requirements, Wu Bu Bu felt that his death was approaching.

“Come on! A rookie! Don’t think that you are a rare physique that can fool me! Our ‘Devil’ team has eliminated many pilots with more than 30% reproductive physique. You should feel lucky! Humph! Can’t do it! Two thousand more!” Willie yelled.

Let him die, Wu Bubu has no strength to shout, he can only grit his teeth and stretch his muscles.

At the end of the “welcome party” on the first day, he was carried back to the dormitory by Enbu.

“However I look at it, I think the rumors are too exaggerated. How could such a soft guy escape the enemy’s attack and even hit Colonel Diris!” Bu packed away and complained to Dem with great suspicion.

“Don’t underestimate the figure of 70%.” Dem looked at Wu Bu’s physical fitness data and had a terrible headache. He must not disappoint Colonel Diris.

Wu Bubu wanted to close his half-open eyes and continue to sleep, but the weight on his back made it difficult for him to breathe.

The big mechanical cat is called Hundred, Wu Bubei thinks it must be named after this guy’s weight.

There were still two hours before the scheduled training time, but he couldn’t fall asleep. Watching the culprit jump back to the master’s bed to lie down, Wu Bubu gritted his teeth and got up and left the dormitory.

The huge green area at the stern made Wu Bubu feel a little relaxed, and the boundless universe in front of him made him feel weightless.

What is he doing? protect human beings? protect yourself?

Just survive in the chaos, Wu can’t self-dissect.

“Can’t Wu?”

A slightly familiar voice made Wu Bubu come back to his senses, and when he saw Philot who was standing not far away, the person who was not very impressed at first, compared with those perverts, also had a bit of intimacy.

“Yo, Philot.”

“Go in, take it easy.” Philot had a much better attitude because Wu Bu did his best to protect Major Hayward. Following Major Hayward’s order after waking up, he led the person to the door of the bedroom.

Wu Bubu likes to look at beautiful women, and Hai Yehua is one of the few men he finds seductive, but the scene inside the door still surprised him.

Hayward’s amber hair was scattered, he took off his white cloak, his broad skeleton was revealed, and he was looking at the baby in his arms lovingly.

Wu Bubu felt a little awkward, especially when he thought that his body was said to be more suitable than Hayward…, he felt a chill!

“Wu Bu, oh yes, now it’s Sergeant Wu, thank you for saving me and the child.” Hayward sincerely thanked.

“No, no, you saved me first, and I didn’t do anything but run for my life.”

“You will become an excellent mecha pilot.” Hayward affirmed.

“Me? Excellent?” Wu Bufei felt that the two words had absolutely nothing to do with each other.

“Yes, my hunch has always been accurate.”

“He’s so cute.” Wu Bu was really not used to other people’s compliments, so he changed the subject.

“Thank you, we haven’t decided on the name yet, he’s my angel.” Wu Buu was a little embarrassed by Hayward’s doting eyes, and he always felt that this was not a topic he should be involved in.

“Oh, by the way, Major, can I trouble you to take off this bracelet for me?” Wu Bubu had already guessed that the bracelet had a polygraph function through some signs, so he was eager to take it off.

“Of course.” Hayward ordered the child to be carried back to the inner bedroom, and then entered the password on the bracelet, but the bracelet did not open.

“The password of the medical bracelet has been changed.”

“What?” Wu Bubu was angry, “It must be that pervert!”

“abnormal?”

“Uh… it’s that Luoyankel Lan Direis!” Since a lie will also be seen through, it’s better to say it directly.

Hayward smiled slightly, “Sergeant Wu, I think you may have some misunderstandings about Colonel Diris.”

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