The Fox Comes from Outer World - C348
So disgusting.
This spider truly was a weirdo. He actually set up a barrier in front of the latrine? Does he have a quirk?
The two of them remained silent in the darkness for a while, then the man spoke again. “Who are you?”
“Me? I’m just a person looking for a latrine.” I replied, “There aren’t many people living in this mountain forest. Just now, I was in a hurry, so I charged in here …”
The man was silent for a while. Suddenly, with a “whoosh”, he lit a fire piston. You’re obviously a man! ”
Ah, shit, I forgot that I was hallucinating just now. I’m that young bodyguard now!
Thus, he hurriedly hid the bag with the spider web and swept his hair, putting on a coquettish expression. “Hehe, it’s really inconvenient to go out, so I have to disguise myself as a man …”
After speaking, he reverted back to being a woman.
I tidied myself up and raised my head to look at him. My eyes met his, and the man stared blankly. I also stared blankly. Wow, the world’s rumors aren’t wrong. This spider is precisely a beautiful lady! Moreover, because he wore an extremely gorgeous robe, he seemed even more elegant and generous.
“May I know Young Master’s surname?” I habitually asked, “This year, Gui Geng? How many brothers in the family? Where should he settle down? “Married?”
The last one was the main point.
The beauty was stunned for a moment before she chuckled, “She’s not married yet. “What, Miss wants to help me with the matchmaking?”
As she spoke, the beauty leaned forward slightly, and at once a strong scent of powdered fat assaulted my nostrils, and when I came into contact with it at close range, I felt my stomach twitch in disgust.
He then carefully observed the fire piston and discovered that this man’s face was a thousand times redder than usual. The powder and oil on his head was enough to open a powder shop. My heart spasmed and I backed away. “A matchmaker for you? I don’t think so. Who wants to marry a spider spirit? ”
Beauty: “How do you know I’m a spider spirit?”
“Isn’t that the spider spirit that lives in this cave?”
The beauty shrugged her shoulders indifferently, “Since you’ve figured it out, there’s nothing much to hide. Yes, I am a spider spirit, but what’s wrong with that? “At the very least, we spiders can weave nets. If you marry me, you won’t even need to pay for the internet anymore …”
“It’s not for free. I don’t like the Internet. ” I declined his offer.
The beauty continued to get closer, her black hair was scattered like silk, her charming eyes were curved like an Emei, and her words were extremely ambiguous: “Miss, how do you know if you like it or not if you haven’t been on my net? My net is very good, why don’t you give it a try! ”
“No, there’s no need. “I already have a family …” I said carelessly.
Only then did the beauty stop her steps and say, “Oh? Miss is already married? ”
“That’s right!”
“Then may I ask where my little brother-in-law’s house is?”
“This, the Fu family huh …” I stammered in reply. I glanced sadly behind him, where the cave had come from, the only exit. If I wanted to escape, I would have to go back the way I came from. However, with this Spider Young Master blocking the way, there’s no way for me to escape.
With such a coquettish ogre, my nostrils started to protest, and the stench of the cave mixed with the scent of his oil made me nauseous.
I have to think of a way to get out of here. What should I do? Yes. Just try his magic. If his power is weaker than mine, knock him down and escape; if his power is higher than mine, beg for mercy and then try to escape.
With that in mind, I made a hand sign and quietly threw it at the spider, but he easily avoided it.
“It’s fine if xiaojie doesn’t accept my good intentions, but you dare to provoke me!? “Since that’s the case, don’t blame me for being impolite!”
Having received the provocation, the Spider Essence suddenly changed from its amiable and amiable appearance to a sudden wave of its long sleeves. A fragrant breeze blew by and it astonishingly transformed into a giant spider!
The spider was as big as a wheel, its patterns were embroidered with mottled patterns, and its two rows of furry claws were sharp and ferocious. Its bloody maw had two sharp, poisonous teeth, making it look extremely disgusting!
Girls naturally dislike this type of reptile monsters. When I saw the smiling Young Master suddenly turn into a huge ugly reptile, all the hairs on my body couldn’t help but rise as I shrunk to the entrance of the latrine and said, “You, don’t come over here!”
The spider spat out silver silk from its mouth and quickly climbed to the top of the cave. It spoke to me condescendingly, “I see that you are young and beautiful, so you suit my standards. Since you came to my cave today, why don’t you act as my wife?”
“I’ve already said that I’m already married!” I screamed, “Don’t come near me!”
Spider grinned. “Then quickly forget about your husband!”
“No, my husband will not agree!” I said decisively.
“How do you know without trying? “Or could it be that Miss hasn’t even gotten married yet?” The spider forced me into a corner of the doorway. There was no way out from behind. If he went any further, he would find himself in an abominable latrine.
A foul stench assaulted me, and I frowned, trying to make my voice as gentle as possible. “There’s no need to stand at the door of the latrine and discuss this, is there? “Let’s go outside the cave and discuss it. The air here isn’t too good …”
“Where is the bad air? It smells so good!” The spider twitched its nose as it spoke, saliva dripping from its gaping mouth and soaking the ground. I thought of the slimy, thick liquid I’d felt on the cave wall. Was it all the spiders’ saliva? Thinking of this, goosebumps rose up all over his body.
However, there was indeed a hint of a wonderful fragrance wafting along the cave walls, lingering in the air for a long time, even overshadowing the foul stench in the cave. My heart jolted and I could not help but be overjoyed. It was the fragrance of the roasted chicken wings! It was Qing Ling roasting the chicken wings!
So he thought, “My husband is just outside the cave, and this aroma was created when he cooked. If you truly wish to marry me, why don’t you come with me and discuss things with him? Maybe he will agree. ” “No,” I said.
The spider spirit grinned and pounced on me. “You think I’m stupid? Even if the person outside is your comrade, I am not so stupid as to walk right into your trap, am I? ”
It seems like the person who has fallen into my trap is me, right?
I was thrown to the ground by the spiders. The spider’s fluffy tentacles, whether hands or feet, immediately moved towards me. Feeling the strange sensation on my face, the spider’s trembling almost made me cry out. “Save me!”
“You finally know how to shout for help.” Someone answered me lazily in the dark, with a hint of mockery in his voice.
I was stunned and immediately rejoiced in my heart. It was Qing Ling’s voice! He’s here! I started to cry and tried to pounce on him, but the spider tightened its grip, and then I felt an icy coolness all over my body. It was the spider who spat out silk and hung me firmly in front of his hut! This bastard!
After tying me up, the spider spirit turned to look at Qing Ling, who was standing at the entrance of the cave, “Who are you?”