The Goddess and the Ugly Duckling - Chapter 10

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What’s it like being friends with a goddess?

So everyday since then Xiang Yi would exclaim, “Choosing to come to winter camp was the best decision I’ve ever made!”

Xiaoya reached out to the shelf again in silence, before again returning her hand. Her potato chips… Her toffee…QAQ

Lu Xiaobei: “Do the meals I cook for you not taste good? Why are you preparing so many snacks?”

“It’s my gift to you.” Lu Xiaobei replied simply.

Xiang Yi then added, “Then I call dibs on the Captain’s share! If she doesn’t eat it, I’ll take it.”

Lu Xiaobei shook her head, then said, “If there’s someone I like, and she’s willing to be with me, that alone would make me happy.”

Lu Xiaobei then continued, “Then you should give Daobao a try. It’s been on the market for over a decade, has had well over millions of human trials, and that’s a lot more reliable than those printable quality inspection certificates.”

Lu Xiaobei: “Do the meals I cook for you not taste good? Why are you preparing so many snacks?”

Xiaoya looked at the bottle of Dadao SOD Milk Honey in her bag, and was a little surprised. It’s not like she looked down on Dabao, it was just that she had never thought someone like Lu Xiaobei would be so down to earth.

What’s it like being friends with a goddess?

Xiaoya then added: “It’s just that this printing shop is not close to the building we’re staying at, and the day Miss Xu ran all the way here for me she had worn heels. So I just feel… I just feel sorry towards her.”

Yu Xiaoya’s reply:

Xiaoya reached out to the shelf again in silence, before again returning her hand. Her potato chips… Her toffee…QAQ

Xiaoya’s eyes were now red, as red as a bunny’s—a very fierce bunny.

My goddess even gave me a present today too. It was something I wouldn’t never thought of as being a gift, but 99% of us have all laid eyes on it.

I’m back~ Huh? Why did someone leave a message saying “woof woof woof”? I don’t get it. Anyway, let’s talk about what happened today! You see, today, I went on a date with the goddess—alone. Heheh.

“I only know a little about this stuff. But skin care products are not some miracle cure-all, and they won’t let anybody become some goddess-like divine beauty, let alone allow them to stay young forever. But they can prevent early ageing at the very least.” After pausing, Lu Xiaobei continued, “Use it every day. Plus, giving your skin a layer of ‘sebum’ won’t be a bad thing for you, or your future partner.” Those finals words of Lu Xiaobei’s, seeming to have referred to something.

Mo Yichen’s smiles had also grown in number, the power of a delicious meal’s ability to heal the heart.

Do you guys want to take a guess as to what it was? Here’s a hint: my goddess bought it for me at the supermarket.

“You won’t. Open-shelf cosmetics can’t be said to be all that good, but because those products go as far as possible to make sure many people can use them, those big brand name products can’t match that.” Lu Xiaobei continued, “Those brand name products are too oversaturated for you at your current stage. But after you wash your face, you still have to apply a face cream to lock in the moisture.”

At the printers, Lu Xiaobei arranged the papers based on their subject, then placed them in the folder for Xiaoya.

Lu Xiaobei then further explained, saying: “Each user who uses their product is the equivalent to one human trial. Therefore the accumulation of all of these are far more reliable than those other cosmeceuticals.”

“No.”

Second Update

∽***∼

In my fantasies, my first date with the goddess happened in a cafe overlooking a gorgeous lake. There, she would order something like a Matcha latte, caramel macchiato, or some other kind of coffee I’ve never heard of in my life, while I would probably just order a mango frappuccino.

“It’s my gift to you.” Lu Xiaobei replied simply.

Yu Xiaoya’s reply:

Regarding such a situation, there was no sign of anything of the like happening as yet, and Lu Xiaobei had just said those off-handedly, never expecting that one Xiaoya heard them, she would bare her fangs and say, “If they only like you fr your face, then such a shallow person can never be deserving of Captain! He’ll never be able to make Captain happy either!”

Lu Xiaobei looked at the person before her who wanted to run before learning to walk, saying, “You don’t need to worry about toners or essences for the time being. Just stick to applying the face cream every time you wash your face, and if you’re going to be outdoors for a long time, don’t forget to put on sunblock.”

∽***∼

Lu Xiaobei stroked Xiaoya’s head, “Then just remember to not be careless in the future, alright? If you complete the papers properly every day, it’ll make Miss Xu worry a bit less.”

In my fantasies, my first date with the goddess happened in a cafe overlooking a gorgeous lake. There, she would order something like a Matcha latte, caramel macchiato, or some other kind of coffee I’ve never heard of in my life, while I would probably just order a mango frappuccino.

Do you guys want to take a guess as to what it was? Here’s a hint: my goddess bought it for me at the supermarket.

Xiaoya reached out to the shelf again in silence, before again returning her hand. Her potato chips… Her toffee…QAQ

Yu Xiaoya’s reply:

I’m back~ Huh? Why did someone leave a message saying “woof woof woof”? I don’t get it. Anyway, let’s talk about what happened today! You see, today, I went on a date with the goddess—alone. Heheh.

But in reality, my first time eating out with the goddess happened in a modest Malatang[1] shop. There, she ordered bean sprouts, kelp, and beef rolls; while I ordered the cabbage, chicken wing tips, and a burger. The shop was clean, the boss lady there gave good sized portions, and there was all kinds of ingredients in the hot pot. Forget about being healthy, okay, because that soup was delicious!

There was only one drawback, and it was Lu XIaobei’s dislike for cooking meat-based dishes. The only things they appeared in was when a bit of shredded meat was mixed with zucchini and cabbage; or the ham sausage that was mixed into the snow peas. It simply left people in want for more.

Even though my stomach was being cultivated by my goddess for the past few days, if any of you were right in front of a beautiful woman, who was leisurely eating as if she was feasting on delicacies, would you not also feel like every piece of food in front of you was a delicious feast as well?

Xiaoya: “Why?”

In my fantasies, my first date with the goddess happened in a cafe overlooking a gorgeous lake. There, she would order something like a Matcha latte, caramel macchiato, or some other kind of coffee I’ve never heard of in my life, while I would probably just order a mango frappuccino.

Regarding such a situation, there was no sign of anything of the like happening as yet, and Lu Xiaobei had just said those off-handedly, never expecting that one Xiaoya heard them, she would bare her fangs and say, “If they only like you fr your face, then such a shallow person can never be deserving of Captain! He’ll never be able to make Captain happy either!”

“I only know a little about this stuff. But skin care products are not some miracle cure-all, and they won’t let anybody become some goddess-like divine beauty, let alone allow them to stay young forever. But they can prevent early ageing at the very least.” After pausing, Lu Xiaobei continued, “Use it every day. Plus, giving your skin a layer of ‘sebum’ won’t be a bad thing for you, or your future partner.” Those finals words of Lu Xiaobei’s, seeming to have referred to something.

So everyday since then Xiang Yi would exclaim, “Choosing to come to winter camp was the best decision I’ve ever made!”

Lu Xiaobei stroked Xiaoya’s head, “Then just remember to not be careless in the future, alright? If you complete the papers properly every day, it’ll make Miss Xu worry a bit less.”

My goddess even gave me a present today too. It was something I wouldn’t never thought of as being a gift, but 99% of us have all laid eyes on it.

Lu Xiaobei then continued, “Then you should give Daobao a try. It’s been on the market for over a decade, has had well over millions of human trials, and that’s a lot more reliable than those printable quality inspection certificates.”

There was only one drawback, and it was Lu XIaobei’s dislike for cooking meat-based dishes. The only things they appeared in was when a bit of shredded meat was mixed with zucchini and cabbage; or the ham sausage that was mixed into the snow peas. It simply left people in want for more.

My goddess even gave me a present today too. It was something I wouldn’t never thought of as being a gift, but 99% of us have all laid eyes on it.

Do you guys want to take a guess as to what it was? Here’s a hint: my goddess bought it for me at the supermarket.

Do you guys want to take a guess as to what it was? Here’s a hint: my goddess bought it for me at the supermarket.

Xiaoya blinked a couple times before saying, “Thank you, Captain.” Then, after a moment of hesitation, she asked, “But Captain, why are you giving me a Dabao?”

—— —— —— If you guess right, the prize will be no dividing line. —— —— ——

At the printers, Lu Xiaobei arranged the papers based on their subject, then placed them in the folder for Xiaoya.

Yu Xiaoya’s reply:

Xiaoya had no idea why she had become blind with righteous indignation, and her face was so puffed up she resembled a steamed bun as she said, “As long as Captain gets along with them, and they know how awesome Captain is… no matter the reason was for him being together with Captain, he would end up liking the Captain for real!”

When Lu Xiaobei saw the plate full of drumsticks, she didn’t say a word. When she saw Mo Yichen and Xiang Yi start chowing down on the chicken les, she didn’t saw a word. When she saw Xiaoya reach her chopsticks out towards a chicken leg, Lu Xiaobei finally said a word.

Lu Xiaobei then continued, “Then you should give Daobao a try. It’s been on the market for over a decade, has had well over millions of human trials, and that’s a lot more reliable than those printable quality inspection certificates.”

At the printers, Lu Xiaobei arranged the papers based on their subject, then placed them in the folder for Xiaoya.

Xiang Yi then added, “Then I call dibs on the Captain’s share! If she doesn’t eat it, I’ll take it.”

Hearing this, Lu Xiabei put down her chopsticks, then countered: “If you feel like if this is unfair, then I’ll stop eating meat with you.”

After Lu Xiaobei and Xiaoya left the print shop, they each went to pick up fruits, snacks and daily necessities. But before they paid the bill, Lu Xiaobei took out the potato chips, chocolate, and toffee from Xiaoya’s shopping cart and returned them to the shelves.

Regarding such a situation, there was no sign of anything of the like happening as yet, and Lu Xiaobei had just said those off-handedly, never expecting that one Xiaoya heard them, she would bare her fangs and say, “If they only like you fr your face, then such a shallow person can never be deserving of Captain! He’ll never be able to make Captain happy either!”

Regarding such a situation, there was no sign of anything of the like happening as yet, and Lu Xiaobei had just said those off-handedly, never expecting that one Xiaoya heard them, she would bare her fangs and say, “If they only like you fr your face, then such a shallow person can never be deserving of Captain! He’ll never be able to make Captain happy either!”

Xiaoya felt as though her heart was dripping blood. very word she spoke containing an infinite amount of emotion as she replied: “Sounds fair.”

But in reality, my first time eating out with the goddess happened in a modest Malatang shop. There, she ordered bean sprouts, kelp, and beef rolls; while I ordered the cabbage, chicken wing tips, and a burger. The shop was clean, the boss lady there gave good sized portions, and there was all kinds of ingredients in the hot pot. Forget about being healthy, okay, because that soup was delicious!

“Xiaoya, the chef in the small building cooked drumsticks today. Even though the Captain’s cooking is miles ahead of that person, but she seems to only know how to make vegetarian food… I want meat! I’m going to go grab a couple, do you want some?” For the past few days, the captain, Xiaoya, Mo Yichen and Xiang Yi had become regular meal buddies, the four of them opening up a small table for every meal.

Xiaoya: “No.” Her family may not have been rich-rich, but she could be regarded as being pampered. She just usually saved up her weekday allowance and didn’t like spending money. So she really has never been one to be worried about money.

Lu Xiaobei then saw Xiaoya sulking after she paid the money, and so asked playfully, “Are you worried about the money?” It was because the papers needed to be printed on four sheets of A4 paper, and at fifty cents a pop, it added up two yuan each. So when all the materials printed amounted to two hundred sheets worth of A4 papers, even if the owner of the print shop gave her a discount, Xiaoya still had to pay eighty yuan.

Lu Xiaobei then continued, “Then you should give Daobao a try. It’s been on the market for over a decade, has had well over millions of human trials, and that’s a lot more reliable than those printable quality inspection certificates.”

“I only know a little about this stuff. But skin care products are not some miracle cure-all, and they won’t let anybody become some goddess-like divine beauty, let alone allow them to stay young forever. But they can prevent early ageing at the very least.” After pausing, Lu Xiaobei continued, “Use it every day. Plus, giving your skin a layer of ‘sebum’ won’t be a bad thing for you, or your future partner.” Those finals words of Lu Xiaobei’s, seeming to have referred to something.

I’m back~ Huh? Why did someone leave a message saying “woof woof woof”? I don’t get it. Anyway, let’s talk about what happened today! You see, today, I went on a date with the goddess—alone. Heheh.

Xiaoya, Xiang Yi and Mo Yichen were embarrassed to ask for anything else, so they concocted the idea to just head to the smaller building for lunch. Anyhow, they did already paid for room and board, so not eating would be a waste.

Xiaoya then added: “It’s just that this printing shop is not close to the building we’re staying at, and the day Miss Xu ran all the way here for me she had worn heels. So I just feel… I just feel sorry towards her.”

Both Xiang Yi and Mo Yichen now had their heads lifted, in time to see Lu Xiaobei use her chopsticks to firmly push the chicken leg away from Xiaoya.

When Lu Xiaobei saw the plate full of drumsticks, she didn’t say a word. When she saw Mo Yichen and Xiang Yi start chowing down on the chicken les, she didn’t saw a word. When she saw Xiaoya reach her chopsticks out towards a chicken leg, Lu Xiaobei finally said a word.

Xiaoya: “No.” Her family may not have been rich-rich, but she could be regarded as being pampered. She just usually saved up her weekday allowance and didn’t like spending money. So she really has never been one to be worried about money.

“Millions of human trials?” Xiaoya didn’t understand this part.

Lu Xiaobei then saw Xiaoya sulking after she paid the money, and so asked playfully, “Are you worried about the money?” It was because the papers needed to be printed on four sheets of A4 paper, and at fifty cents a pop, it added up two yuan each. So when all the materials printed amounted to two hundred sheets worth of A4 papers, even if the owner of the print shop gave her a discount, Xiaoya still had to pay eighty yuan.

Do you guys want to take a guess as to what it was? Here’s a hint: my goddess bought it for me at the supermarket.

Xiaoya had no idea why she had become blind with righteous indignation, and her face was so puffed up she resembled a steamed bun as she said, “As long as Captain gets along with them, and they know how awesome Captain is… no matter the reason was for him being together with Captain, he would end up liking the Captain for real!”

“Xiaoya, the chef in the small building cooked drumsticks today. Even though the Captain’s cooking is miles ahead of that person, but she seems to only know how to make vegetarian food… I want meat! I’m going to go grab a couple, do you want some?” For the past few days, the captain, Xiaoya, Mo Yichen and Xiang Yi had become regular meal buddies, the four of them opening up a small table for every meal.

Yu Xiaoya’s reply:

Xiang Yi then added, “Then I call dibs on the Captain’s share! If she doesn’t eat it, I’ll take it.”

Xiaoya then added: “It’s just that this printing shop is not close to the building we’re staying at, and the day Miss Xu ran all the way here for me she had worn heels. So I just feel… I just feel sorry towards her.”

Yu Xiaoya’s reply:

Lu Xiaobei stroked Xiaoya’s head, “Then just remember to not be careless in the future, alright? If you complete the papers properly every day, it’ll make Miss Xu worry a bit less.”

Xiaoya, Xiang Yi and Mo Yichen were embarrassed to ask for anything else, so they concocted the idea to just head to the smaller building for lunch. Anyhow, they did already paid for room and board, so not eating would be a waste.

Lu Xiaobei then asked her simply, “Do you think that’s fair?”

Xiaoya felt as though her heart was dripping blood. very word she spoke containing an infinite amount of emotion as she replied: “Sounds fair.”

Even though my stomach was being cultivated by my goddess for the past few days, if any of you were right in front of a beautiful woman, who was leisurely eating as if she was feasting on delicacies, would you not also feel like every piece of food in front of you was a delicious feast as well?

N/A

After Lu Xiaobei and Xiaoya left the print shop, they each went to pick up fruits, snacks and daily necessities. But before they paid the bill, Lu Xiaobei took out the potato chips, chocolate, and toffee from Xiaoya’s shopping cart and returned them to the shelves.

Xiaoya looked at the bottle of Dadao SOD Milk Honey in her bag, and was a little surprised. It’s not like she looked down on Dabao, it was just that she had never thought someone like Lu Xiaobei would be so down to earth.

Xiaoya: ???

Xiaoya nodded, replying, “Yeah.”

Do you guys want to take a guess as to what it was? Here’s a hint: my goddess bought it for me at the supermarket.

Yu Xiaoya’s reply:

Lu Xiaobei: “Do the meals I cook for you not taste good? Why are you preparing so many snacks?”

∽***∼

Lu Xiaobei: “Do the meals I cook for you not taste good? Why are you preparing so many snacks?”

After all this, while Xiaoya left the cashier with two big bags in hand, Lu Xiaobei slipped a small white bottle into her shopping bag.

Lu Xiaobei: “Do the meals I cook for you not taste good? Why are you preparing so many snacks?”

Lu Xiaobei: “It contains too many hormones, so it’s not good for you to eat.”

∽***∼

Xiaoya, Xiang Yi and Mo Yichen were embarrassed to ask for anything else, so they concocted the idea to just head to the smaller building for lunch. Anyhow, they did already paid for room and board, so not eating would be a waste.

Lu Xiaobei then continued, “Then you should give Daobao a try. It’s been on the market for over a decade, has had well over millions of human trials, and that’s a lot more reliable than those printable quality inspection certificates.”

Xiaoya’s eyes were now red, as red as a bunny’s—a very fierce bunny.

Xiaoya reached out to the shelf again in silence, before again returning her hand. Her potato chips… Her toffee…QAQ

Lu Xiaobei: “I hope so.”

N/A

“No.”

Lu Xiaobei then saw Xiaoya sulking after she paid the money, and so asked playfully, “Are you worried about the money?” It was because the papers needed to be printed on four sheets of A4 paper, and at fifty cents a pop, it added up two yuan each. So when all the materials printed amounted to two hundred sheets worth of A4 papers, even if the owner of the print shop gave her a discount, Xiaoya still had to pay eighty yuan.

In my fantasies, my first date with the goddess happened in a cafe overlooking a gorgeous lake. There, she would order something like a Matcha latte, caramel macchiato, or some other kind of coffee I’ve never heard of in my life, while I would probably just order a mango frappuccino.

The dyke holding back the grievances in Xiaoya’s heart was just about to break. So in a faint voice, she gave her all to plead her case and convince Lu Xiaobei, arguing, “It took me millions of years to evolve and stand at the top of the food chain, so I’ve earned the right to eat some meat.”

Lu Xiaobei: “I hope so.”

There was only one drawback, and it was Lu XIaobei’s dislike for cooking meat-based dishes. The only things they appeared in was when a bit of shredded meat was mixed with zucchini and cabbage; or the ham sausage that was mixed into the snow peas. It simply left people in want for more.

Lu Xiaobei: “Do the meals I cook for you not taste good? Why are you preparing so many snacks?”

After all this, while Xiaoya left the cashier with two big bags in hand, Lu Xiaobei slipped a small white bottle into her shopping bag.

“What’s that?” Xiaoya asked her.

Second Update

“Xiaoya, the chef in the small building cooked drumsticks today. Even though the Captain’s cooking is miles ahead of that person, but she seems to only know how to make vegetarian food… I want meat! I’m going to go grab a couple, do you want some?” For the past few days, the captain, Xiaoya, Mo Yichen and Xiang Yi had become regular meal buddies, the four of them opening up a small table for every meal.

My goddess even gave me a present today too. It was something I wouldn’t never thought of as being a gift, but 99% of us have all laid eyes on it.

“Okay.” Stars could be seen twinkling in Xiaoya eyes as she added, “Captain, you really are all-knowing.”

Xiaoya nodded, replying, “Yeah.”

So everyday since then Xiang Yi would exclaim, “Choosing to come to winter camp was the best decision I’ve ever made!”

Mo Yichen’s smiles had also grown in number, the power of a delicious meal’s ability to heal the heart.

Xiaoya blinked a couple times before saying, “Thank you, Captain.” Then, after a moment of hesitation, she asked, “But Captain, why are you giving me a Dabao?”

“What’s that?” Xiaoya asked her.

Both Xiang Yi and Mo Yichen now had their heads lifted, in time to see Lu Xiaobei use her chopsticks to firmly push the chicken leg away from Xiaoya.

Lu Xiaobei then continued, “Then you should give Daobao a try. It’s been on the market for over a decade, has had well over millions of human trials, and that’s a lot more reliable than those printable quality inspection certificates.”

Xiaoya: “But… But… you’re all eating it! This is unfair.” Even Lu Xiaobei herself had taken a bite of the meat.

Xiaoya blinked a couple times before saying, “Thank you, Captain.” Then, after a moment of hesitation, she asked, “But Captain, why are you giving me a Dabao?”

Xiaoya: “No.” Her family may not have been rich-rich, but she could be regarded as being pampered. She just usually saved up her weekday allowance and didn’t like spending money. So she really has never been one to be worried about money.

“Didn’t you mention before that you had tried a lot of products but you had an allergic reaction to most of them? And because of this, the only thing you used was facial cleanser and plain water?”

Lu Xiaobei: “I hope so.”

Xiang Yi then reached out her chopsticks to the bowl of meat with a tremble, gaining no reaction from the captain in the least. This made her realise one thing for certain, the captain’s target was Xiaoya.

Xiaoya: “No.” Her family may not have been rich-rich, but she could be regarded as being pampered. She just usually saved up her weekday allowance and didn’t like spending money. So she really has never been one to be worried about money.

“If I like someone, her looks don’t matter to me. But If I’m pursuing someone, and she accepts because of my looks, I won’t mind that either.”

The dyke holding back the grievances in Xiaoya’s heart was just about to break. So in a faint voice, she gave her all to plead her case and convince Lu Xiaobei, arguing, “It took me millions of years to evolve and stand at the top of the food chain, so I’ve earned the right to eat some meat.”

“It’s my gift to you.” Lu Xiaobei replied simply.

“Didn’t you mention before that you had tried a lot of products but you had an allergic reaction to most of them? And because of this, the only thing you used was facial cleanser and plain water?”

“Oh… Well, I hope don’t get any allergic reaction this time,” Xiaoya added.

Mo Yichen’s smiles had also grown in number, the power of a delicious meal’s ability to heal the heart.

Xiaoya blinked a couple times before saying, “Thank you, Captain.” Then, after a moment of hesitation, she asked, “But Captain, why are you giving me a Dabao[2]?”

Lu Xiaobei: “Do the meals I cook for you not taste good? Why are you preparing so many snacks?”

∽***∼

“Didn’t you mention before that you had tried a lot of products but you had an allergic reaction to most of them? And because of this, the only thing you used was facial cleanser and plain water?”

The tone of Lu Xiaobei’s voice was so resolute, it made Xiang Yi jump in fright, and the chicken leg held between her chopstick fall into her bowl.

Xiaoya felt as though her heart was dripping blood. very word she spoke containing an infinite amount of emotion as she replied: “Sounds fair.”

Hearing this, Lu Xiabei put down her chopsticks, then countered: “If you feel like if this is unfair, then I’ll stop eating meat with you.”

Mo Yichen’s smiles had also grown in number, the power of a delicious meal’s ability to heal the heart.

Xiaoya looked at the bottle of Dadao SOD Milk Honey in her bag, and was a little surprised. It’s not like she looked down on Dabao, it was just that she had never thought someone like Lu Xiaobei would be so down to earth.

Xiaoya: “But… But… you’re all eating it! This is unfair.” Even Lu Xiaobei herself had taken a bite of the meat.

Xiaoya blinked a couple times before saying, “Thank you, Captain.” Then, after a moment of hesitation, she asked, “But Captain, why are you giving me a Dabao?”

“Okay.” Stars could be seen twinkling in Xiaoya eyes as she added, “Captain, you really are all-knowing.”

Xiaoya: “But… But… you’re all eating it! This is unfair.” Even Lu Xiaobei herself had taken a bite of the meat.

Xiaoya: “No.” Her family may not have been rich-rich, but she could be regarded as being pampered. She just usually saved up her weekday allowance and didn’t like spending money. So she really has never been one to be worried about money.

Xiaoya: “No.” Her family may not have been rich-rich, but she could be regarded as being pampered. She just usually saved up her weekday allowance and didn’t like spending money. So she really has never been one to be worried about money.

“What’s that?” Xiaoya asked her.

Mo Yichen’s smiles had also grown in number, the power of a delicious meal’s ability to heal the heart.

Xiaoya had no idea why she had become blind with righteous indignation, and her face was so puffed up she resembled a steamed bun as she said, “As long as Captain gets along with them, and they know how awesome Captain is… no matter the reason was for him being together with Captain, he would end up liking the Captain for real!”

“Didn’t you mention before that you had tried a lot of products but you had an allergic reaction to most of them? And because of this, the only thing you used was facial cleanser and plain water?”

My goddess even gave me a present today too. It was something I wouldn’t never thought of as being a gift, but 99% of us have all laid eyes on it.

Xiaoya looked at the bottle of Dadao SOD Milk Honey in her bag, and was a little surprised. It’s not like she looked down on Dabao, it was just that she had never thought someone like Lu Xiaobei would be so down to earth.

Lu Xiaobei looked at the person before her who wanted to run before learning to walk, saying, “You don’t need to worry about toners or essences for the time being. Just stick to applying the face cream every time you wash your face, and if you’re going to be outdoors for a long time, don’t forget to put on sunblock.”

“It’s my gift to you.” Lu Xiaobei replied simply.

Xiaoya: “Is a layer of face cream enough, though? Aren’t you going to recommend I use an essence, or a toner or something?”

Yu Xiaoya’s reply:

At the printers, Lu Xiaobei arranged the papers based on their subject, then placed them in the folder for Xiaoya.

Do you guys want to take a guess as to what it was? Here’s a hint: my goddess bought it for me at the supermarket.

Malatang is spicy soup, kinda like a hot pot. [] Dabao SOD Milk Honey is a common inexpensive brand of face cream/moisturiser/anti-ageing/etc. Dabao is the name of the brand. [] “She/her”, “He/him”, and “it” all sound the same in Chinese (tā) but are written using different characters (她，他，它)。So Xiaoya can’t tell Lu Xiaobei just admitted she’s into girls, and Lu Xiaobei can’t tell Xiaoya is talking about a boy.[]anasi: this chapter was sponsored in part by Dabao cosmetics (It wasn’t actually, but it might as well have been )

Lu Xiaobei then saw Xiaoya sulking after she paid the money, and so asked playfully, “Are you worried about the money?” It was because the papers needed to be printed on four sheets of A4 paper, and at fifty cents a pop, it added up two yuan each. So when all the materials printed amounted to two hundred sheets worth of A4 papers, even if the owner of the print shop gave her a discount, Xiaoya still had to pay eighty yuan.

When Lu Xiaobei saw the plate full of drumsticks, she didn’t say a word. When she saw Mo Yichen and Xiang Yi start chowing down on the chicken les, she didn’t saw a word. When she saw Xiaoya reach her chopsticks out towards a chicken leg, Lu Xiaobei finally said a word.

Hearing this, Xiaoya nodded.

“Okay.” Stars could be seen twinkling in Xiaoya eyes as she added, “Captain, you really are all-knowing.”

“Oh… Well, I hope don’t get any allergic reaction this time,” Xiaoya added.

At the printers, Lu Xiaobei arranged the papers based on their subject, then placed them in the folder for Xiaoya.

“Didn’t you mention before that you had tried a lot of products but you had an allergic reaction to most of them? And because of this, the only thing you used was facial cleanser and plain water?”

Xiaoya: “No.” Her family may not have been rich-rich, but she could be regarded as being pampered. She just usually saved up her weekday allowance and didn’t like spending money. So she really has never been one to be worried about money.

Lu Xiaobei then continued, “Then you should give Daobao a try. It’s been on the market for over a decade, has had well over millions of human trials, and that’s a lot more reliable than those printable quality inspection certificates.”

Lu Xiaobei shook her head, then said, “If there’s someone I like, and she’s willing to be with me, that alone would make me happy.”

Hearing this, Xiaoya nodded.

What’s it like being friends with a goddess?

“Millions of human trials?” Xiaoya didn’t understand this part.

Xiaoya: ???

“Okay.” Stars could be seen twinkling in Xiaoya eyes as she added, “Captain, you really are all-knowing.”

Xiaoya nodded, replying, “Yeah.”

Even though my stomach was being cultivated by my goddess for the past few days, if any of you were right in front of a beautiful woman, who was leisurely eating as if she was feasting on delicacies, would you not also feel like every piece of food in front of you was a delicious feast as well?

Second Update

Xiaoya reached out to the shelf again in silence, before again returning her hand. Her potato chips… Her toffee…QAQ

Xiaoya felt as though her heart was dripping blood. very word she spoke containing an infinite amount of emotion as she replied: “Sounds fair.”

Xiang Yi then added, “Then I call dibs on the Captain’s share! If she doesn’t eat it, I’ll take it.”

Xiaoya looked at the bottle of Dadao SOD Milk Honey in her bag, and was a little surprised. It’s not like she looked down on Dabao, it was just that she had never thought someone like Lu Xiaobei would be so down to earth.

The tone of Lu Xiaobei’s voice was so resolute, it made Xiang Yi jump in fright, and the chicken leg held between her chopstick fall into her bowl.

Lu Xiaobei then further explained, saying: “Each user who uses their product is the equivalent to one human trial. Therefore the accumulation of all of these are far more reliable than those other cosmeceuticals.”

“Oh… Well, I hope don’t get any allergic reaction this time,” Xiaoya added.

“If I like someone, her looks don’t matter to me. But If I’m pursuing someone, and she accepts because of my looks, I won’t mind that either.”

“Xiaoya, the chef in the small building cooked drumsticks today. Even though the Captain’s cooking is miles ahead of that person, but she seems to only know how to make vegetarian food… I want meat! I’m going to go grab a couple, do you want some?” For the past few days, the captain, Xiaoya, Mo Yichen and Xiang Yi had become regular meal buddies, the four of them opening up a small table for every meal.

Lu Xiaobei: “Do the meals I cook for you not taste good? Why are you preparing so many snacks?”

What’s it like being friends with a goddess?

Xiaoya then asked, “So do you care about looks then, Captain?”

So everyday since then Xiang Yi would exclaim, “Choosing to come to winter camp was the best decision I’ve ever made!”

“Oh… Well, I hope don’t get any allergic reaction this time,” Xiaoya added.

“No.”

“What’s that?” Xiaoya asked her.

Xiaoya looked at the bottle of Dadao SOD Milk Honey in her bag, and was a little surprised. It’s not like she looked down on Dabao, it was just that she had never thought someone like Lu Xiaobei would be so down to earth.

What’s it like being friends with a goddess?

In my fantasies, my first date with the goddess happened in a cafe overlooking a gorgeous lake. There, she would order something like a Matcha latte, caramel macchiato, or some other kind of coffee I’ve never heard of in my life, while I would probably just order a mango frappuccino.

Mo Yichen’s smiles had also grown in number, the power of a delicious meal’s ability to heal the heart.

“You won’t. Open-shelf cosmetics can’t be said to be all that good, but because those products go as far as possible to make sure many people can use them, those big brand name products can’t match that.” Lu Xiaobei continued, “Those brand name products are too oversaturated for you at your current stage. But after you wash your face, you still have to apply a face cream to lock in the moisture.”

Xiaoya: ???

Do you guys want to take a guess as to what it was? Here’s a hint: my goddess bought it for me at the supermarket.

“If I like someone, her looks don’t matter to me. But If I’m pursuing someone, and she accepts because of my looks, I won’t mind that either.”

N/A

“You won’t. Open-shelf cosmetics can’t be said to be all that good, but because those products go as far as possible to make sure many people can use them, those big brand name products can’t match that.” Lu Xiaobei continued, “Those brand name products are too oversaturated for you at your current stage. But after you wash your face, you still have to apply a face cream to lock in the moisture.”

The dyke holding back the grievances in Xiaoya’s heart was just about to break. So in a faint voice, she gave her all to plead her case and convince Lu Xiaobei, arguing, “It took me millions of years to evolve and stand at the top of the food chain, so I’ve earned the right to eat some meat.”

“Oh… Well, I hope don’t get any allergic reaction this time,” Xiaoya added.

When Lu Xiaobei saw the plate full of drumsticks, she didn’t say a word. When she saw Mo Yichen and Xiang Yi start chowing down on the chicken les, she didn’t saw a word. When she saw Xiaoya reach her chopsticks out towards a chicken leg, Lu Xiaobei finally said a word.

Xiaoya nodded, replying, “Yeah.”

∽***∼

Yu Xiaoya’s reply:

—— —— —— If you guess right, the prize will be no dividing line. —— —— ——

Yu Xiaoya’s reply:

In my fantasies, my first date with the goddess happened in a cafe overlooking a gorgeous lake. There, she would order something like a Matcha latte, caramel macchiato, or some other kind of coffee I’ve never heard of in my life, while I would probably just order a mango frappuccino.

Xiaoya: “Is a layer of face cream enough, though? Aren’t you going to recommend I use an essence, or a toner or something?”

I’m back~ Huh? Why did someone leave a message saying “woof woof woof”? I don’t get it. Anyway, let’s talk about what happened today! You see, today, I went on a date with the goddess—alone. Heheh.

Lu Xiaobei: “It contains too many hormones, so it’s not good for you to eat.”

Xiaoya then asked, “So do you care about looks then, Captain?”

Mo Yichen’s smiles had also grown in number, the power of a delicious meal’s ability to heal the heart.

Xiaoya looked at the bottle of Dadao SOD Milk Honey in her bag, and was a little surprised. It’s not like she looked down on Dabao, it was just that she had never thought someone like Lu Xiaobei would be so down to earth.

Lu Xiaobei looked at the person before her who wanted to run before learning to walk, saying, “You don’t need to worry about toners or essences for the time being. Just stick to applying the face cream every time you wash your face, and if you’re going to be outdoors for a long time, don’t forget to put on sunblock.”

What’s it like being friends with a goddess?

Xiang Yi then added, “Then I call dibs on the Captain’s share! If she doesn’t eat it, I’ll take it.”

“If I like someone, her looks don’t matter to me. But If I’m pursuing someone, and she accepts because of my looks, I won’t mind that either.”

Lu Xiaobei then continued, “Then you should give Daobao a try. It’s been on the market for over a decade, has had well over millions of human trials, and that’s a lot more reliable than those printable quality inspection certificates.”

I’m back~ Huh? Why did someone leave a message saying “woof woof woof”? I don’t get it. Anyway, let’s talk about what happened today! You see, today, I went on a date with the goddess—alone. Heheh.

Lu Xiaobei’s gaze swept towards the clear faces of Mo Yichen, then Xiang Yi, before fixing itself on Xiaoya.

Mo Yichen’s smiles had also grown in number, the power of a delicious meal’s ability to heal the heart.

Xiaoya reached out to the shelf again in silence, before again returning her hand. Her potato chips… Her toffee…QAQ

“Okay.” Stars could be seen twinkling in Xiaoya eyes as she added, “Captain, you really are all-knowing.”

Hearing this, Lu Xiabei put down her chopsticks, then countered: “If you feel like if this is unfair, then I’ll stop eating meat with you.”

“I only know a little about this stuff. But skin care products are not some miracle cure-all, and they won’t let anybody become some goddess-like divine beauty, let alone allow them to stay young forever. But they can prevent early ageing at the very least.” After pausing, Lu Xiaobei continued, “Use it every day. Plus, giving your skin a layer of ‘sebum’ won’t be a bad thing for you, or your future partner.” Those finals words of Lu Xiaobei’s, seeming to have referred to something.

After Lu Xiaobei and Xiaoya left the print shop, they each went to pick up fruits, snacks and daily necessities. But before they paid the bill, Lu Xiaobei took out the potato chips, chocolate, and toffee from Xiaoya’s shopping cart and returned them to the shelves.

Xiaoya then asked, “So do you care about looks then, Captain?”

“No.”

Xiaoya: “Is a layer of face cream enough, though? Aren’t you going to recommend I use an essence, or a toner or something?”

“If I like someone, her[3] looks don’t matter to me. But If I’m pursuing someone, and she accepts because of my looks, I won’t mind that either.”

Lu Xiaobei then asked her simply, “Do you think that’s fair?”

Regarding such a situation, there was no sign of anything of the like happening as yet, and Lu Xiaobei had just said those off-handedly, never expecting that one Xiaoya heard them, she would bare her fangs and say, “If they only like you for your face, then such a shallow person can never be deserving of Captain! He’ll never be able to make Captain happy either!”

Xiaoya’s eyes were now red, as red as a bunny’s—a very fierce bunny.

Lu Xiaobei’s gaze swept towards the clear faces of Mo Yichen, then Xiang Yi, before fixing itself on Xiaoya.

“Oh… Well, I hope don’t get any allergic reaction this time,” Xiaoya added.

In my fantasies, my first date with the goddess happened in a cafe overlooking a gorgeous lake. There, she would order something like a Matcha latte, caramel macchiato, or some other kind of coffee I’ve never heard of in my life, while I would probably just order a mango frappuccino.

After all this, while Xiaoya left the cashier with two big bags in hand, Lu Xiaobei slipped a small white bottle into her shopping bag.

“Oh… Well, I hope don’t get any allergic reaction this time,” Xiaoya added.

“If I like someone, her looks don’t matter to me. But If I’m pursuing someone, and she accepts because of my looks, I won’t mind that either.”

Both Xiang Yi and Mo Yichen now had their heads lifted, in time to see Lu Xiaobei use her chopsticks to firmly push the chicken leg away from Xiaoya.

What’s it like being friends with a goddess?

Lu Xiaobei shook her head, then said, “If there’s someone I like, and she’s willing to be with me, that alone would make me happy.”

Xiaoya then asked, “So do you care about looks then, Captain?”

Mo Yichen’s smiles had also grown in number, the power of a delicious meal’s ability to heal the heart.

Lu Xiaobei then continued, “Then you should give Daobao a try. It’s been on the market for over a decade, has had well over millions of human trials, and that’s a lot more reliable than those printable quality inspection certificates.”

Xiaoya felt as though her heart was dripping blood. very word she spoke containing an infinite amount of emotion as she replied: “Sounds fair.”

Lu Xiaobei shook her head, then said, “If there’s someone I like, and she’s willing to be with me, that alone would make me happy.”

Lu Xiaobei’s gaze swept towards the clear faces of Mo Yichen, then Xiang Yi, before fixing itself on Xiaoya.

So everyday since then Xiang Yi would exclaim, “Choosing to come to winter camp was the best decision I’ve ever made!”

Xiaoya had no idea why she had become blind with righteous indignation, and her face was so puffed up she resembled a steamed bun as she said, “As long as Captain gets along with them, and they know how awesome Captain is… no matter the reason was for him being together with Captain, he would end up liking the Captain for real!”

Xiaoya: “No.” Her family may not have been rich-rich, but she could be regarded as being pampered. She just usually saved up her weekday allowance and didn’t like spending money. So she really has never been one to be worried about money.

Lu Xiaobei looked at the person before her who wanted to run before learning to walk, saying, “You don’t need to worry about toners or essences for the time being. Just stick to applying the face cream every time you wash your face, and if you’re going to be outdoors for a long time, don’t forget to put on sunblock.”

Xiaoya: “But… But… you’re all eating it! This is unfair.” Even Lu Xiaobei herself had taken a bite of the meat.

Lu Xiaobei: “I hope so.”

Xiaoya: “Is a layer of face cream enough, though? Aren’t you going to recommend I use an essence, or a toner or something?”

I’m back~ Huh? Why did someone leave a message saying “woof woof woof”? I don’t get it. Anyway, let’s talk about what happened today! You see, today, I went on a date with the goddess—alone. Heheh.

Xiaoya nodded, replying, “Yeah.”

Xiaoya, Xiang Yi and Mo Yichen were embarrassed to ask for anything else, so they concocted the idea to just head to the smaller building for lunch. Anyhow, they did already paid for room and board, so not eating would be a waste.

Xiaoya looked at the bottle of Dadao SOD Milk Honey in her bag, and was a little surprised. It’s not like she looked down on Dabao, it was just that she had never thought someone like Lu Xiaobei would be so down to earth.

After Lu Xiaobei and Xiaoya left the print shop, they each went to pick up fruits, snacks and daily necessities. But before they paid the bill, Lu Xiaobei took out the potato chips, chocolate, and toffee from Xiaoya’s shopping cart and returned them to the shelves.

Xiang Yi then added, “Then I call dibs on the Captain’s share! If she doesn’t eat it, I’ll take it.”

“No.”

Do you guys want to take a guess as to what it was? Here’s a hint: my goddess bought it for me at the supermarket.

Xiaoya: “Why?”

There was only one drawback, and it was Lu XIaobei’s dislike for cooking meat-based dishes. The only things they appeared in was when a bit of shredded meat was mixed with zucchini and cabbage; or the ham sausage that was mixed into the snow peas. It simply left people in want for more.

∽***∼

Lu Xiaobei then saw Xiaoya sulking after she paid the money, and so asked playfully, “Are you worried about the money?” It was because the papers needed to be printed on four sheets of A4 paper, and at fifty cents a pop, it added up two yuan each. So when the the materials printed amounted to two hundred sheets worth of A4 papers, even if the owner of the print shop gave her a discount, Xiaoya still had to pay eighty yuan.

N/A

Lu Xiaobei then asked her simply, “Do you think that’s fair?”

Hearing this, Xiaoya nodded.

When Lu Xiaobei saw the plate full of drumsticks, she didn’t say a word. When she saw Mo Yichen and Xiang Yi start chowing down on the chicken les, she didn’t saw a word. When she saw Xiaoya reach her chopsticks out towards a chicken leg, Lu Xiaobei finally said a word.

So everyday since then Xiang Yi would exclaim, “Choosing to come to winter camp was the best decision I’ve ever made!”

N/A

“Millions of human trials?” Xiaoya didn’t understand this part.

Xiang Yi then added, “Then I call dibs on the Captain’s share! If she doesn’t eat it, I’ll take it.”

“Xiaoya, the chef in the small building cooked drumsticks today. Even though the Captain’s cooking is miles ahead of that person, but she seems to only know how to make vegetarian food… I want meat! I’m going to go grab a couple, do you want some?” For the past few days, the captain, Xiaoya, Mo Yichen and Xiang Yi had become regular meal buddies, the four of them opening up a small table for every meal.

—— —— —— If you guess right, the prize will be no dividing line. —— —— ——

Lu Xiaobei then continued, “Then you should give Daobao a try. It’s been on the market for over a decade, has had well over millions of human trials, and that’s a lot more reliable than those printable quality inspection certificates.”

Lu Xiaobei then saw Xiaoya sulking after she paid the money, and so asked playfully, “Are you worried about the money?” It was because the papers needed to be printed on four sheets of A4 paper, and at fifty cents a pop, it added up two yuan each. So when all the materials printed amounted to two hundred sheets worth of A4 papers, even if the owner of the print shop gave her a discount, Xiaoya still had to pay eighty yuan.

Xiaoya: “But… But… you’re all eating it! This is unfair.” Even Lu Xiaobei herself had taken a bite of the meat.

At the printers, Lu Xiaobei arranged the papers based on their subject, then placed them in the folder for Xiaoya.

Xiaoya’s eyes were now red, as red as a bunny’s—a very fierce bunny.

Both Xiang Yi and Mo Yichen now had their heads lifted, in time to see Lu Xiaobei use her chopsticks to firmly push the chicken leg away from Xiaoya.

There was only one drawback, and it was Lu XIaobei’s dislike for cooking meat-based dishes. The only things they appeared in was when a bit of shredded meat was mixed with zucchini and cabbage; or the ham sausage that was mixed into the snow peas. It simply left people in want for more.

Do you guys want to take a guess as to what it was? Here’s a hint: my goddess bought it for me at the supermarket.

So everyday since then Xiang Yi would exclaim, “Choosing to come to winter camp was the best decision I’ve ever made!”

But in reality, my first time eating out with the goddess happened in a modest Malatang shop. There, she ordered bean sprouts, kelp, and beef rolls; while I ordered the cabbage, chicken wing tips, and a burger. The shop was clean, the boss lady there gave good sized portions, and there was all kinds of ingredients in the hot pot. Forget about being healthy, okay, because that soup was delicious!

Hearing this, Xiaoya nodded.

Xiaoya then added: “It’s just that this printing shop is not close to the building we’re staying at, and the day Miss Xu ran all the way here for me she had worn heels. So I just feel… I just feel sorry towards her.”

Mo Yichen’s smiles had also grown in number, the power of a delicious meal’s ability to heal the heart.

In my fantasies, my first date with the goddess happened in a cafe overlooking a gorgeous lake. There, she would order something like a Matcha latte, caramel macchiato, or some other kind of coffee I’ve never heard of in my life, while I would probably just order a mango frappuccino.

Xiaoya then asked, “So do you care about looks then, Captain?”

Both Xiang Yi and Mo Yichen now had their heads lifted, in time to see Lu Xiaobei use her chopsticks to firmly push the chicken leg away from Xiaoya.

I’m back~ Huh? Why did someone leave a message saying “woof woof woof”? I don’t get it. Anyway, let’s talk about what happened today! You see, today, I went on a date with the goddess—alone. Heheh.

After Lu Xiaobei and Xiaoya left the print shop, they each went to pick up fruits, snacks and daily necessities. But before they paid the bill, Lu Xiaobei took out the potato chips, chocolate, and toffee from Xiaoya’s shopping cart and returned them to the shelves.

“You won’t. Open-shelf cosmetics can’t be said to be all that good, but because those products go as far as possible to make sure many people can use them, those big brand name products can’t match that.” Lu Xiaobei continued, “Those brand name products are too oversaturated for you at your current stage. But after you wash your face, you still have to apply a face cream to lock in the moisture.”

Regarding such a situation, there was no sign of anything of the like happening as yet, and Lu Xiaobei had just said those off-handedly, never expecting that one Xiaoya heard them, she would bare her fangs and say, “If they only like you fr your face, then such a shallow person can never be deserving of Captain! He’ll never be able to make Captain happy either!”

“What’s that?” Xiaoya asked her.

Lu Xiaobei stroked Xiaoya’s head, “Then just remember to not be careless in the future, alright? If you complete the papers properly every day, it’ll make Miss Xu worry a bit less.”

Lu Xiaobei then saw Xiaoya sulking after she paid the money, and so asked playfully, “Are you worried about the money?” It was because the papers needed to be printed on four sheets of A4 paper, and at fifty cents a pop, it added up two yuan each. So when all the materials printed amounted to two hundred sheets worth of A4 papers, even if the owner of the print shop gave her a discount, Xiaoya still had to pay eighty yuan.

Xiaoya: “But… But… you’re all eating it! This is unfair.” Even Lu Xiaobei herself had taken a bite of the meat.

There was only one drawback, and it was Lu XIaobei’s dislike for cooking meat-based dishes. The only things they appeared in was when a bit of shredded meat was mixed with zucchini and cabbage; or the ham sausage that was mixed into the snow peas. It simply left people in want for more.

Lu Xiaobei stroked Xiaoya’s head, “Then just remember to not be careless in the future, alright? If you complete the papers properly every day, it’ll make Miss Xu worry a bit less.”

Xiaoya: ???

“I only know a little about this stuff. But skin care products are not some miracle cure-all, and they won’t let anybody become some goddess-like divine beauty, let alone allow them to stay young forever. But they can prevent early ageing at the very least.” After pausing, Lu Xiaobei continued, “Use it every day. Plus, giving your skin a layer of ‘sebum’ won’t be a bad thing for you, or your future partner.” Those finals words of Lu Xiaobei’s, seeming to have referred to something.

Xiaoya, Xiang Yi and Mo Yichen were embarrassed to ask for anything else, so they concocted the idea to just head to the smaller building for lunch. Anyhow, they did already paid for room and board, so not eating would be a waste.

Lu Xiaobei looked at the person before her who wanted to run before learning to walk, saying, “You don’t need to worry about toners or essences for the time being. Just stick to applying the face cream every time you wash your face, and if you’re going to be outdoors for a long time, don’t forget to put on sunblock.”

The dyke holding back the grievances in Xiaoya’s heart was just about to break. So in a faint voice, she gave her all to plead her case and convince Lu Xiaobei, arguing, “It took me millions of years to evolve and stand at the top of the food chain, so I’ve earned the right to eat some meat.”

The tone of Lu Xiaobei’s voice was so resolute, it made Xiang Yi jump in fright, and the chicken leg held between her chopstick fall into her bowl.

Xiaoya nodded, replying, “Yeah.”

“If I like someone, her looks don’t matter to me. But If I’m pursuing someone, and she accepts because of my looks, I won’t mind that either.”

“Xiaoya, the chef in the small building cooked drumsticks today. Even though the Captain’s cooking is miles ahead of that person, but she seems to only know how to make vegetarian food… I want meat! I’m going to go grab a couple, do you want some?” For the past few days, the captain, Xiaoya, Mo Yichen and Xiang Yi had become regular meal buddies, the four of them opening up a small table for every meal.

Xiaoya felt as though her heart was dripping blood. very word she spoke containing an infinite amount of emotion as she replied: “Sounds fair.”

Lu Xiaobei’s gaze swept towards the clear faces of Mo Yichen, then Xiang Yi, before fixing itself on Xiaoya.

—— —— —— If you guess right, the prize will be no dividing line. —— —— ——

Xiaoya: ???

“Xiaoya, the chef in the small building cooked drumsticks today. Even though the Captain’s cooking is miles ahead of that person, but she seems to only know how to make vegetarian food… I want meat! I’m going to go grab a couple, do you want some?” For the past few days, the captain, Xiaoya, Mo Yichen and Xiang Yi had become regular meal buddies, the four of them opening up a small table for every meal.

Xiang Yi then added, “Then I call dibs on the Captain’s share! If she doesn’t eat it, I’ll take it.”

When Lu Xiaobei saw the plate full of drumsticks, she didn’t say a word. When she saw Mo Yichen and Xiang Yi start chowing down on the chicken les, she didn’t saw a word. When she saw Xiaoya reach her chopsticks out towards a chicken leg, Lu Xiaobei finally said a word.

“What’s that?” Xiaoya asked her.

Lu Xiaobei’s gaze swept towards the clear faces of Mo Yichen, then Xiang Yi, before fixing itself on Xiaoya.

Xiaoya felt as though her heart was dripping blood. very word she spoke containing an infinite amount of emotion as she replied: “Sounds fair.”

Even though my stomach was being cultivated by my goddess for the past few days, if any of you were right in front of a beautiful woman, who was leisurely eating as if she was feasting on delicacies, would you not also feel like every piece of food in front of you was a delicious feast as well?

I’m back~ Huh? Why did someone leave a message saying “woof woof woof”? I don’t get it. Anyway, let’s talk about what happened today! You see, today, I went on a date with the goddess—alone. Heheh.

After Lu Xiaobei and Xiaoya left the print shop, they each went to pick up fruits, snacks and daily necessities. But before they paid the bill, Lu Xiaobei took out the potato chips, chocolate, and toffee from Xiaoya’s shopping cart and returned them to the shelves.

When Lu Xiaobei saw the plate full of drumsticks, she didn’t say a word. When she saw Mo Yichen and Xiang Yi start chowing down on the chicken les, she didn’t saw a word. When she saw Xiaoya reach her chopsticks out towards a chicken leg, Lu Xiaobei finally said a word.

Lu Xiaobei’s gaze swept towards the clear faces of Mo Yichen, then Xiang Yi, before fixing itself on Xiaoya.

“Millions of human trials?” Xiaoya didn’t understand this part.

Xiaoya blinked a couple times before saying, “Thank you, Captain.” Then, after a moment of hesitation, she asked, “But Captain, why are you giving me a Dabao?”

“No.”

Xiaoya then added: “It’s just that this printing shop is not close to the building we’re staying at, and the day Miss Xu ran all the way here for me she had worn heels. So I just feel… I just feel sorry towards her.”

In my fantasies, my first date with the goddess happened in a cafe overlooking a gorgeous lake. There, she would order something like a Matcha latte, caramel macchiato, or some other kind of coffee I’ve never heard of in my life, while I would probably just order a mango frappuccino.

After Lu Xiaobei and Xiaoya left the print shop, they each went to pick up fruits, snacks and daily necessities. But before they paid the bill, Lu Xiaobei took out the potato chips, chocolate, and toffee from Xiaoya’s shopping cart and returned them to the shelves.

Lu Xiaobei stroked Xiaoya’s head, “Then just remember to not be careless in the future, alright? If you complete the papers properly every day, it’ll make Miss Xu worry a bit less.”

Hearing this, Lu Xiabei put down her chopsticks, then countered: “If you feel like if this is unfair, then I’ll stop eating meat with you.”

Lu Xiaobei’s gaze swept towards the clear faces of Mo Yichen, then Xiang Yi, before fixing itself on Xiaoya.

Lu Xiaobei then continued, “Then you should give Daobao a try. It’s been on the market for over a decade, has had well over millions of human trials, and that’s a lot more reliable than those printable quality inspection certificates.”

N/A

The tone of Lu Xiaobei’s voice was so resolute, it made Xiang Yi jump in fright, and the chicken leg held between her chopstick fall into her bowl.

Regarding such a situation, there was no sign of anything of the like happening as yet, and Lu Xiaobei had just said those off-handedly, never expecting that one Xiaoya heard them, she would bare her fangs and say, “If they only like you fr your face, then such a shallow person can never be deserving of Captain! He’ll never be able to make Captain happy either!”

Xiaoya then added: “It’s just that this printing shop is not close to the building we’re staying at, and the day Miss Xu ran all the way here for me she had worn heels. So I just feel… I just feel sorry towards her.”

Lu Xiaobei then asked her simply, “Do you think that’s fair?”

Both Xiang Yi and Mo Yichen now had their heads lifted, in time to see Lu Xiaobei use her chopsticks to firmly push the chicken leg away from Xiaoya.

Xiaoya, Xiang Yi and Mo Yichen were embarrassed to ask for anything else, so they concocted the idea to just head to the smaller building for lunch. Anyhow, they did already paid for room and board, so not eating would be a waste.

Hearing this, Xiaoya nodded.

The dyke holding back the grievances in Xiaoya’s heart was just about to break. So in a faint voice, she gave her all to plead her case and convince Lu Xiaobei, arguing, “It took me millions of years to evolve and stand at the top of the food chain, so I’ve earned the right to eat some meat.”

Both Xiang Yi and Mo Yichen now had their heads lifted, in time to see Lu Xiaobei use her chopsticks to firmly push the chicken leg away from Xiaoya.

Xiaoya felt as though her heart was dripping blood. very word she spoke containing an infinite amount of emotion as she replied: “Sounds fair.”

Xiang Yi then reached out her chopsticks to the bowl of meat with a tremble, gaining no reaction from the captain in the least. This made her realise one thing for certain, the captain’s target was Xiaoya.

Lu Xiaobei: “It contains too many hormones, so it’s not good for you to eat.”

∽***∼

Lu Xiaobei: “It contains too many hormones, so it’s not good for you to eat.”

Xiaoya: “Why?”

Second Update

Lu Xiaobei shook her head, then said, “If there’s someone I like, and she’s willing to be with me, that alone would make me happy.”

“No.”

Lu Xiaobei: “Do the meals I cook for you not taste good? Why are you preparing so many snacks?”

“You won’t. Open-shelf cosmetics can’t be said to be all that good, but because those products go as far as possible to make sure many people can use them, those big brand name products can’t match that.” Lu Xiaobei continued, “Those brand name products are too oversaturated for you at your current stage. But after you wash your face, you still have to apply a face cream to lock in the moisture.”

Lu Xiaobei: “It contains too many hormones, so it’s not good for you to eat.”

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“No.”

“No.”

My goddess even gave me a present today too. It was something I wouldn’t never thought of as being a gift, but 99% of us have all laid eyes on it.

I’m back~ Huh? Why did someone leave a message saying “woof woof woof”? I don’t get it. Anyway, let’s talk about what happened today! You see, today, I went on a date with the goddess—alone. Heheh.

Xiaoya: ???

Even though my stomach was being cultivated by my goddess for the past few days, if any of you were right in front of a beautiful woman, who was leisurely eating as if she was feasting on delicacies, would you not also feel like every piece of food in front of you was a delicious feast as well?

Lu Xiaobei then asked her simply, “Do you think that’s fair?”

Yu Xiaoya’s reply:

Xiaoya: “But… But… you’re all eating it! This is unfair.” Even Lu Xiaobei herself had taken a bite of the meat.

“You won’t. Open-shelf cosmetics can’t be said to be all that good, but because those products go as far as possible to make sure many people can use them, those big brand name products can’t match that.” Lu Xiaobei continued, “Those brand name products are too oversaturated for you at your current stage. But after you wash your face, you still have to apply a face cream to lock in the moisture.”

Xiaoya reached out to the shelf again in silence, before again returning her hand. Her potato chips… Her toffee…QAQ

Xiaoya: “Why?”

The dyke holding back the grievances in Xiaoya’s heart was just about to break. So in a faint voice, she gave her all to plead her case and convince Lu Xiaobei, arguing, “It took me millions of years to evolve and stand at the top of the food chain, so I’ve earned the right to eat some meat.”

Xiaoya: “Why?”

Xiang Yi then added, “Then I call dibs on the Captain’s share! If she doesn’t eat it, I’ll take it.”

Second Update

Lu Xiaobei’s gaze swept towards the clear faces of Mo Yichen, then Xiang Yi, before fixing itself on Xiaoya.

Lu Xiaobei then further explained, saying: “Each user who uses their product is the equivalent to one human trial. Therefore the accumulation of all of these are far more reliable than those other cosmeceuticals.”

Lu Xiaobei then asked her simply, “Do you think that’s fair?”

When Lu Xiaobei saw the plate full of drumsticks, she didn’t say a word. When she saw Mo Yichen and Xiang Yi start chowing down on the chicken les, she didn’t saw a word. When she saw Xiaoya reach her chopsticks out towards a chicken leg, Lu Xiaobei finally said a word.

The dyke holding back the grievances in Xiaoya’s heart was just about to break. So in a faint voice, she gave her all to plead her case and convince Lu Xiaobei, arguing, “It took me millions of years to evolve and stand at the top of the food chain, so I’ve earned the right to eat some meat.”

Hearing this, Xiaoya nodded.

Xiang Yi then reached out her chopsticks to the bowl of meat with a tremble, gaining no reaction from the captain in the least. This made her realise one thing for certain, the captain’s target was Xiaoya.

But in reality, my first time eating out with the goddess happened in a modest Malatang shop. There, she ordered bean sprouts, kelp, and beef rolls; while I ordered the cabbage, chicken wing tips, and a burger. The shop was clean, the boss lady there gave good sized portions, and there was all kinds of ingredients in the hot pot. Forget about being healthy, okay, because that soup was delicious!

Hearing this, Lu Xiabei put down her chopsticks, then countered: “If you feel like if this is unfair, then I’ll stop eating meat with you.”

Xiang Yi then reached out her chopsticks to the bowl of meat with a tremble, gaining no reaction from the captain in the least. This made her realise one thing for certain, the captain’s target was Xiaoya.

“Millions of human trials?” Xiaoya didn’t understand this part.

Lu Xiaobei looked at the person before her who wanted to run before learning to walk, saying, “You don’t need to worry about toners or essences for the time being. Just stick to applying the face cream every time you wash your face, and if you’re going to be outdoors for a long time, don’t forget to put on sunblock.”

“I only know a little about this stuff. But skin care products are not some miracle cure-all, and they won’t let anybody become some goddess-like divine beauty, let alone allow them to stay young forever. But they can prevent early ageing at the very least.” After pausing, Lu Xiaobei continued, “Use it every day. Plus, giving your skin a layer of ‘sebum’ won’t be a bad thing for you, or your future partner.” Those finals words of Lu Xiaobei’s, seeming to have referred to something.

Xiaoya, Xiang Yi and Mo Yichen were embarrassed to ask for anything else, so they concocted the idea to just head to the smaller building for lunch. Anyhow, they did already paid for room and board, so not eating would be a waste.

Xiaoya: “Why?”

—— —— —— If you guess right, the prize will be no dividing line. —— —— ——

Lu Xiaobei: “I hope so.”

I’m back~ Huh? Why did someone leave a message saying “woof woof woof”? I don’t get it. Anyway, let’s talk about what happened today! You see, today, I went on a date with the goddess—alone. Heheh.

Xiaoya’s eyes were now red, as red as a bunny’s—a very fierce bunny.

Even though my stomach was being cultivated by my goddess for the past few days, if any of you were right in front of a beautiful woman, who was leisurely eating as if she was feasting on delicacies, would you not also feel like every piece of food in front of you was a delicious feast as well?

“It’s my gift to you.” Lu Xiaobei replied simply.

Xiaoya: ???

Hearing this, Lu Xiabei put down her chopsticks, then countered: “If you feel like if this is unfair, then I’ll stop eating meat with you.”

The dyke holding back the grievances in Xiaoya’s heart was just about to break. So in a faint voice, she gave her all to plead her case and convince Lu Xiaobei, arguing, “It took me millions of years to evolve and stand at the top of the food chain, so I’ve earned the right to eat some meat.”

Lu Xiaobei then asked her simply, “Do you think that’s fair?”

Xiaoya had no idea why she had become blind with righteous indignation, and her face was so puffed up she resembled a steamed bun as she said, “As long as Captain gets along with them, and they know how awesome Captain is… no matter the reason was for him being together with Captain, he would end up liking the Captain for real!”

Xiaoya felt as though her heart was dripping blood. very word she spoke containing an infinite amount of emotion as she replied: “Sounds fair.”

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Lu Xiaobei then further explained, saying: “Each user who uses their product is the equivalent to one human trial. Therefore the accumulation of all of these are far more reliable than those other cosmeceuticals.”

Lu Xiaobei then saw Xiaoya sulking after she paid the money, and so asked playfully, “Are you worried about the money?” It was because the papers needed to be printed on four sheets of A4 paper, and at fifty cents a pop, it added up two yuan each. So when all the materials printed amounted to two hundred sheets worth of A4 papers, even if the owner of the print shop gave her a discount, Xiaoya still had to pay eighty yuan.

Lu Xiaobei then continued, “Then you should give Daobao a try. It’s been on the market for over a decade, has had well over millions of human trials, and that’s a lot more reliable than those printable quality inspection certificates.”

At the printers, Lu Xiaobei arranged the papers based on their subject, then placed them in the folder for Xiaoya.