The Golden Watch Of Hypnosis - Chapter 55

Tenshi breathed softly as he felt himself metaphorically fuse into the world, suddenly gaining enlightenment.

 

He felt as if he was flying, flying in the sky without any worries or frustrations, nothing else mattered anymore; neither his sadness nor his desires. Nothing was capable of hindering his thoughts from flowing.

 

Tenshi didn’t know that sex was this addictive, a fact owed to the chemicals released in the brain after sex. Even then, he only had sex a few times in his whole life, excluding this one, and barely masturbated.

 

His first experience was horrible; there was no reciprocation or anything. It was just him slamming into a piece of meat while the meat moaned that too with dreadful boredom.

 

Even though the second experience was good, Tenshi back then didn’t pay much attention, nor did he notice the ethereal release he felt upon orgasm. It was as if he had eyes but couldn’t see Mt. Tai

 

Tenshi closed his eyes as he felt the last shred of his self-professed decency and conservatism slip away from his mind. Maybe even his humanity was fading away, yet Tenshi didn’t care and was trapped in the blissful moment.

 

Was he undergoing a sexual awakening? Because it sounded exactly like that.

 

Tenshi suddenly remembered his post-coital scheme of pair-bonding and immediately turned to his left, only to find Kanae blissfully staring at him with her eyes peacefully squinted.

 

Tenshi smirked as he felt Kanae’s breasts tightly hug his face as she closed in on his face and hugged him, not caring about his opinion.

 

Kanae always, without any exceptions, showed her love physically. It wasn’t even restricted to him, she just treated everyone like that. Although he knew that, outside the house, she probably had decency

 

Kanae snuggled and feebly kissed his forehead, pushing his head deep within her valleys. “Ten-Kun, sleep with me ” She exposed a peaceful smile as Tenshi removed the locks of hair on her chest.

 

He smiled. The mechanism of female orgasm was actually a series of rapid, rhythmic contractions and was not just limited to the vagina. An orchestra of pulses would go through the genitals, anus, uterus, and pelvic floor all at once rapidly. But it’d also make the brain explode with a flood of opioids from the limbic system, as a “reward”, inducing full pleasure and happiness. This chemical flood wasn’t without its dangers: it’s a key component in how people get addicted to things like heroin for example.

 

After sex, when their dopamine trip was over, men would search for other ways to get it going again, while women liked to communicate, touch bodies, and experience further bonding with their intimate partner by staying in the same room. They would be busy enjoying the after-fuzzies, not looking for another dose.

 

An interesting fact was that, while men do this too, their desire towards it is weaker. The reason for that appears to lay with testosterone levels and how they impact bonding behaviour As it turns out, the cuddle chemical called oxytocin is antagonistic towards testosterone, and men have thirty-times the testosterone levels of females.

 

“Nee-chan, sorry but I have homework left ” Due to the midnight meeting with his investors, Tenshi had to disappointedly reject Kanae’s plans.

 

She, still experiencing the blissful hit of oxytocin patted Tenshi’s head and softened her hug on him.

 

“Okay ” Kanae quietly said as the chemical’s effect started to lessen and realization started to hit her.

 

Tenshi smiled and kissed Kanae on the lips and rolled out from the bed, laughing while leaving Kanae in a daze.

 

The “cuddle chemical” oxytocin was a huge part of human bonding: mothers release it copiously while bonding with their newborns for instance. So, unsurprisingly, people who’ve just had sex would find themselves awash with it.

 

An oxytocin hit would lead to a corresponding feeling of trust, safety, and emotional openness, which was exploited by Tenshi just now.

 

If she got addicted to oxytocin, Tenshi didn’t need to do anything else than providing her with another dose, which Tenshi was sure that from now on, only he could give her.

 

“Isn’t today your birthday Ten-Kun?… I-I’m sorry, I overslept so I couldn’t buy you a cake ” Kanae said with a worried frown on her face.

 

“Don’t worry, I know the stress you’ve been going through recently. ”

 

Kanae displayed a moved expression on her face as Tenshi looked back at her with a smirk.

 

“You oversleep most of the time anyway ” He laughed as Kanae rolled her eyes.

 

“But, you also missed out on celebrating your birthday last year, didn’t you? ”

 

“Don’t worry Onee-chan, it’s not related to you, but my stinginess. I don’t like spending money anyways. Even then, I have you, and that’s a luxury. Nothing else not even money matters to me more than you do Kanae. ”

Tenshi snickered in his mind as he smoothly spoke his line and instantly exited the room, leaving his sister in a stupor.

 

After a while, Kanae put her hands on her reddening cheeks as she looked towards the gooey mess they left on the sheets.

 

How cute~ he was just like a little boy, trying his best to please her!~

 

 

 

Tenshi entered his room, instantly switched on the air-conditioner and sat on the bed.

 

[Executor]

 

{I for one, have the suspicious thought that your sister might have a son-complex, or even more simply, is a shotacon.}

 

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[Executor]

 

{Ahem, I don’t have a brain nor do I have emotions, so I can’t figure out what people are expressing through their behaviour.}

 

{I have no functions other than being a walking library.}

 

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[Executor]

 

{Used?}

 

Tenshi chuckled as he stepped towards the desk in the room and picked up his laptop.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tenshi smiled. Even though he didn’t like being used Kanae was an exception

 

Bias, hypocrisy, nepotism whatever you want to call his behaviour, do it now as he’ll show more of it in the near-future.

 

[Executor]

 

{You’re a mildly evil human. But I like you, at least you have the courage to admit you’re a hypocrite.}

 

Tenshi nodded his head as he browsed through netnovels.com a Japanese site for publishing web novels and looked at his recent work’s vote count.

 

12,000. 1st rank.

 

Tenshi clicked his tongue as he uploaded some stockpile chapters of his Mickey Mouse x Naruto fanfic which, as far as he felt, was disgusted to write.

 

Imagine, reading a novel where Naruto marries Minnie and has five mouse babies with her? And effectively cuckolding Mickey in the process?!

 

‘Fucking disgusting’

 

Tenshi didn’t know how Naruto fans could be so deprived and brain-dead to even vote for this shit-like novel.

 

Naruto is shit. Prove him wrong. Come on, prove him wrong if you can. (The hate…)

 

He looked at the clock on the lower left of the screen: 10:59 AM.

 

Tenshi clicked his tongue as he touched his dark-circle ridden eyes, owed to the fact that he was getting less and less sleep as days passed by.

 

His eyes went blurry as he felt his drowsiness overwhelm his body, and a moment later his mouth let out a huge sigh as he laid his hands behind his back, leaving the laptop on his crotch.

 

Did you guys know that excessive warm objects; especially laptops and coffee can lessen the sperm production, and possibly turn you sterile if you leave it on your crotch for too long?

 

Tenshi flapped his head around for a while as he once again yawned, this time painfully as his dried up lips started to crack from the stretching.

 

Suddenly Tenshi had an amazing idea which he won’t tell the world that he ripped from xianxia novels , which was to use Qi on his eyes!

 

Without any hesitation, Tenshi forced the muscles around his eyes to squint as he forced the Qi in his body to gather in his eyes.

 

The instant the Qi reached his eyes, Tenshi winced in pain as he immediately let go of his control over the energy.

 

Tenshi’s eyes, instead of zooming in and instantly getting clear, became red and swollen as he wiped them using his hands, which only further aggravated the pain.

 

[Executor]

 

{Damn that was stupid as bullocks. I can’t believe you didn’t ask for my advice before doing this}

 

{Your eyes aren’t strong enough to hold Qi. That comes at Level 50, so don’t do stupid crap like this again.}

 

{You’re smart and cautious, perfect for our plans unlike the ones we’d chosen before. So don’t get killed before finishing the job.}

 

Tenshi rubbed his eyes and grinned with annoyance and once again looked at the laptop, there, the fully retarded review section could be seen as Tenshi rolled his eyes.

 

– User: Mickeyxlolita22

 

‘Greatest thing since sliced bread, I’ve never seen such good punctuation and syntax before; that too in a Naruto fanfic focused on bestiality.

 

10/10 simply for existing, author-sama please add a small lolibaba to the novel and I’ll pray for you daily in the Shinto shrines!’

 

Sure, sure, Tenshi thought of forcing a stick up the ass of this idiot. Besides, what do people even see in small children? Those dudes were all just pedos in speedos just like a certain Chinese author who has the name of a planet in his pen name.

 

Tenshi was disinterested, yet he still pushed on through the steaming pile of shitty reviews.

 

– User: Mynameisjediandiwritenaruto

 

‘Goddammit, you’re stealing my business author-tan! I was peacefully writing a system x Naruto x one piece BL danmei novel and there you came and blasted all of your jizz and hypnotized everyone at netnovels.com. No one even reads my work uuuu’

 

– User: IamBaiGimmeMoney

 

‘0/10, basic wish fulfilment and shitty jizz story, apparently the mc is also a shitstain on earth due to his assholish behaviours. READMYWORKREADMYWORK AND GIMME MONEY YOU ASSHOLES AND I’LL GIVE YOU INSULTS IN RETURN! MY NAME IS BAI AND ALL OF YOUR ALLEGATIONS ARE LIES!’

 

– User: Ancestordarkdelousions

 

’10/10, only thing missing is a loli harem!

 

I like how you turned Minnie into a loli

 

FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER.’

 

Tenshi rolled his eyes and immediately closed the memory-hog tab and opened his favourite news website.

 

– Medical community concerned for a price cartel due to the recent acquisition of Japanese pharmaceutical company HF by rival Nephra

 

Tenshi frowned as he thought about the recent acquisition of HF. It exposed a very big hole in the anti-trust laws of Japan.

 

Interlocking directorships, monopolies through virtual, indirect or direct, means such as vertical integration, horizontal acquisitions , and even though price cartels were banned on paper, many firms didn’t follow the rules yet don’t get punished with anything else than a slap on the wrist.

 

Yet, this wasn’t something Tenshi was surprised or angry over because he was no longer a consumer, but a soon-to-be investor and businessman.

 

Direct or indirect monopolies, Tenshi didn’t care, he wouldn’t rest easy until he implants every single method in the book on the business world until the nation burned or he got secretly executed.

 

Even though monopolies were strictly forbidden, it was just a paper tiger strategy unless officials got their hands on hard and unredeemable evidence in the cases of indirect monopoly that is.

 

Japanese competition laws, had inherent flaws in it that still weren’t fixed intentionally or not proven by the fact that price cartels still existed. The reason they still did was that Cartels calculated penalties beforehand and included them as costs of business.

 

Penalty calculations, which do not correlate with profits, present insufficient financial disincentives for businesses to collude.

 

Courts in Japan lack contempt powers to ensure compliance with the Japan Trade Commission cease and desist orders.

 

Tenshi smiled and closed the laptop, he didn’t care, the looser the laws were the better for him.

 

Ah, monopoly. A dream of the people at the top and a nightmare for the people at the bottom. Tenshi was in neither yet he dreamt for monopolies to be legalized.

 

No competition meant massive profits regardless of morals. Who cared if people died of thirst as long as you’re in a private jet, away from all discord?

 

[Executor]

 

{That is a very dangerous idea.}

 

Tenshi ignored the screens filling his vision as he went to the kitchen to fetch a bottle of coke.

 

He liked carbonated beverages especially coke.

 

Tenshi opened the door to the kitchen and immediately winced, dryly coughing from the immense ammonia-like smell in the kitchen.

 

Tenshi looked at the fridge and frowned; it was stained with dry blood and let out a cold and malicious aura.

 

Tenshi immediately knew what creature the blood was from and silently walked towards the fridge and opened it.

 

Tenshi’s eyes widened as he opened the fridge with an apprehensive expression.

 

Blood splashed out from the fridge as Tenshi’s clothes became wet, it wasn’t all that the fridge had as spaghetti-like purple guts were sprayed on his face, furthermore, Tenshi saw the head of a dog on the topmost corner of the fridge vacantly staring at him.

 

The head was vomit-inducingly rotten as the dead and cold maggots crawled on its purple meat, almost dead from the cold air.

 

Tenshi’s face went pale as the rotten smell of blood and guts vomited itself on his body, now his entire body was stained with spaghetti-like strands of meat and gut.

 

Tenshi could immediately figure out, that from the first time he saw this dog it was already horrendously-rotten, yet he saw it as fresh and alive.

 

He could finally figure that the people on the streets weren’t amazed looking at the dog, they were instead horrified to see a walking corpse of a dog. Maybe the rationalized it with the fact that it could only be a cosplaying-prop, which could explain why he didn’t get concerned neighbours pounding his door the next minute.

 

Tenshi chocked on his own saliva and immediately vomited on the floor.

 

 

 

 

 

Tenshi put goggles on his eyes and gloves on his hands as he looked at the tools before him.

 

Tenshi was now in the dimly lit garden behind his house, and due to the unique way, the light was held only the garden was illuminated, not the surroundings.

 

Tenshi’s tools in front of him were: a bowl of water mixed with an oxygen-bleach sodium percarbonate to wipe away stains and DNA, a sponge, a shovel, three lemons to keep away the smell and a black bag filled with weird protrusions.

 

Tenshi was now in clean and bright casual clothes, yet his face was still pale as the scene where his entire body was drenched with rotten internals replayed itself in his mind.

 

Goddammit, he can’t even get a moment of peace! He had work to do, and now he had to bury this dog to avoid suspicion from Kanae-nee!

 

Goddammit, at least let him sleep for an hour, he’s still human not an overwhelmingly overpowered Naruto self-insert!!

 

 

 

Tenshi looked at his phone and immediately started to run through the avenue in front of his neighbourhood.

 

After a short while, he arrived before a small enclosed road as an Audi R8 Sypder parked itself in front of him.

 

The blue sports car’s body eased Tenshi’s vision as a certain bipolar-afflicted man in the car yawned.

 

“Boss, yesterday was the goddamm morning partyI’m still tiiiireeed! ” Haruto yawned once again as he fixed his messy hair and unbuttoned clothes.

 

Tenshi’s lips twitched in amazement as the sleek handsome man in front of him with almost wearing no clothes started to fix his clothes.

 

Did this dude drive here in this almost nude-like state?

 

Nonetheless, Haruto exited the car and guided him into it while Tenshi put the usual cold-CEO mask on his face.

 

“Why do ya’ need to go to the office right now boss? ” Haruto yawned and chippily asked; he was utterly confused as to why Tenshi would want to visit Amano at this time as he wasn’t present at the time Tenshi was talking with Amano.

 

“You’ll know soon ” Tenshi ominously spoke as he put his hands on the front seat, his face particularly irritated.

 

Tenshi’s mind replayed the horrific scene again and again as he felt irritated and agitated more than pale or frightful.

 

Imagine your wife cheated on you, would you constantly play that scene over and over in your mind? And even if you did, would you feel annoyed or frightened?

 

Apparently, the comparison made him remember Haruno as Tenshi rolled his eyes and told Haruto to floor it.

 

“God boss, do you like cars? ” Haruto said as he started the car and stably started to drive it towards his office.

 

Haruto in general was always restless and curious. He couldn’t go a second without striking up small chatter unlike his true boss or Nero.

 

“I don’t exactly like them as in ‘car-fetish’ like, but in general I’m fond of them.”

 

“Ah boss, that’s too bad then. Cars for me man, cars are wonderful. ”

 

“Car is love, car is life. ”

 

As Tenshi began to talk with Haruto and Haruto began to become friendly with him, their conversation went full blown as finally, both of them laughed and became friends.

 

Or not

 

Tenshi rolled his eyes as he saw yet another fish fall into his trap. Seriously, why is it so easy to manipulate dudes?

 

After a while, the car parked itself once again before the obscenely luxurious office complex as Tenshi took a look at it in a more detailed fashion than he did before.

 

After all, this was about to become his corporate ‘lair’ in the near future.

 

The office complex from afar was as pristine and clean as before; the sky-high windows gleamed as gentle lights pierced through them.

 

Tenshi ran through his memories.

 

As far as he knew, this company mainly worked in construction, real estate and dubiously, industrial mining.

 

Blackrock Industries. A titan-like company in this district that enjoys virtual monopoly over its interest areas, almost every small construction business in the city is owned by them through various shell companies and sketchy charities which was obviously hidden from the public, the only way he knew was that the watch, or as they call it, advisor spirit told him.

 

Although, the virtual monopoly was only held within the city, otherwise even the smartest person wouldn’t be able to avoid local monopoly allegations by the Fair Trade Commission.

 

Talk about smart layering to avoid taxes and monopoly allegations. Heh.

 

Tenshi planned in his mind to set up a ‘meeting’ with the local Fair Trade commissioner.

 

Yet that didn’t make sense as the commissioner heck, even the other department’s commissioners rarely meet other people outside of their offices, and commissioners were appointed with such rigorous politically charged motives that they’re ‘unstable’ to even invite to dinner for.

 

Even if he successfully hypnotized them, he would suddenly appear under various people’s checklists for simply even inviting a commissioner to dinner, leaving him no secrecy to commit his black deeds.

 

No. Tenshi had to use other means.

 

Lower-level bureaucratic officials, however such as administrator-level ones were much safer to mingle and handle and less politically charged than their higher level superiors.

 

Tenshi smiled as he entered the elevator with Haruto.

 

The small and tuneless elevator music started to play as Haruto rolled his eyes.

 

Tenshi was still trapped in his inner monologue.

 

Would Tenshi be satisfied with only having government officials by his side? That is a very good question my friend, and the answer is a sound nope.

 

Tenshi wanted absolute secrecy over his financial and business deals, his net worth leaking wasn’t much but the sketchy asset records of his would prove to be slightly dangerous even though it would be more legal than an underage loli.

 

Tenshi planned his hit list first.

 

– Regional head level bank operatives.

 

– Finance Ministry administrator level officials to forever be scot-free from investigation.

 

– Civil and Criminal court judges to avoid any future problems.

 

– Election Commission, for future use as to never let his political opponents get even a chance to stand in city-level elections.

 

Tenshi’s mind still was in the first parts of the plan, so it was still incomplete, but the first three should and will be his first priority.

 

Tenshi backtracked a bit and nodded furiously. He missed a certain part.

 

The thing was, Tenshi wasn’t a master at law nor did he know much about financial matters, the latter could be helped using Nero who was a financial lawyer yet he couldn’t deny that the first one was also very important.

 

Tenshi smiled.

 

Lawyers financial, criminal, wealth, estate, assets, tax. Every type he would hypnotize and bind them to his chariot like Ash did with his Pokmon.

 

The elevator opened as the topmost floor revealed itself, leaving Tenshi with nothing to do but wonder at its sights.

 

The office room was at the most forefront, it was nothing but barebones but behind the black leather chair, a magnificent view of the nightlife of the city was available.

 

“Son, give me the damn remote! ”

 

“Mom, I won’t let you watch that damn Korean drama. My god, after watching even a single episode of it you become a raging demon!”

 

“Son, I said GIVE ME THE DAMN REMOTE! I WANT TO WATCH THE DRAMA! ”

 

Tenshi put his hands on his forehead as he entered the room from where the yelling sounds were ringing out; obviously, from the voice, he could see that the male one was from Amano.

 

Hm, Amano’s mother?

 

“Mom, please, watch this cooking show it’s beneficial ”

 

“Cooking my father, go and cook your grandma! I want to see THE DRAMA!! ”

 

Tenshi entered the room and saw a white-haired woman, obviously way past forty sitting on a comfy sofa while fighting over a remote with an annoyed Amano.

 

“Eh, it’s their usual squabble. ” Haruto said as he felt himself crack up from the comedy he was seeing.

 

It was always interesting to see this mother and son duo fighting over every single detail.

 

Tenshi even before emitting a sound looked at the television, where he could see a woman chopping onions while a man beside her in aprons guided her.

 

A second later, the scene changed from the kitchen to an outdoor dining area as the woman from before voraciously devoured a lobster with both of her hands and constantly let out erotic moans.

 

Tenshi from seeing the bubbly lady was instantly able to figure out that it was a parody of common cooking shows: in simpler terms, it was a short comedy skit.

 

“Uh ” Amano, obviously not used to looking at TV channels other than news channels revealed an astonishing glance as he looked at the television.

 

He did get that it was a skit, hell he sometimes watched them on his phones but wasn’t this channel supposed to be a hardcore cooking channel?!

 

“Goddammit son, do you want me to act like that? Spit! ” The woman dramatically yelled as she faked-spitting on the floor.

 

Amano’s mouth went wide as he frantically looked at the floor, he was a half-assed germaphobe and his mother knew that very well.

 

Goddammit this woman, she was learning how to scheme after watching those shitty dramas!!

 

“See mother, you’re increasingly becoming a Korean by watching those damned dramas! ” Amano almost felt like crying.

 

Goddammit, he was trying to make her get out of her addiction and she instead spit on him

 

” I’ll tell Ruriko you’ve been mistreating me lately ”

 

“Wuuu imagine the look on her face when she discovers that her elderly mother in law is being roughly handled by her own sonwuuuu”

 

Amano’s face turned black as he threw the damn remote at her face, to which the woman victoriously snickered and let it hit her face.

 

Amano’s lips twitched as he saw his beloved mother turn back towards the TV and once again start to watch the devil’s mating ritual: Korean bullshit dramas, that too the unoriginal ones

 

Amano was now wondering if his remote throw actually hurt her, but then, he remembered that she had unnaturally although metaphorically thick skin.

 

Was she also watching Chinese dramas?!?! God fucking help him

 

Amano facepalmed himself and walked out from the room, on the way he spotted Tenshi and Haruto standing at the doorway with amused grins on their faces.

 

Tenshi snickered and put his hands on Amano’s shoulders and patted them wordlessly, Amano however blushed from shame and tried to look away, then he saw the curious face of his mother as he rolled his eyes.

 

Amano exactly knew what his mother was going to do

 

“Who’s that boy Ama-Kun? ” Amano’s mother applied a warm tone to her voice as she adopted the model of ‘virtuous wife, virtuous mother’.

 

Tenshi looked towards Amano’s mother and genuinely smiled, yet his mind felt depressed as he felt that he missed out on something in life.

 

The woman’s beautiful, yet slightly wrinkled face titled to the side as her ethereal eyes looked at Tenshi, waiting for an answer.

 

Amano however, felt his entire world collapse as he heard his mother call Tenshi a ‘boy’.

 

Goddammit, this dude was his boss and furthermore a fucking bloodthirsty hound!!!

 

“M-mom, uh, he’s no-”

 

“Don’t interrupt us Ama-Kun, this isn’t your school thing where you always blushed when teachers approached you, and your silent embarrassment made me explain everything to the teacher whilst yo-”

 

“Mom mom mom, I won’t interrupt please don’t expose my past, please ” Amano waved his hands at his mother as his embarrassing past started to unravel itself.

 

“And don’t tell me about that time where you had an anxiety attack the moment Ruriko held your hand”

 

“For once Ama-Kun, can’t you be like your handsome and dashing father hm? I remember that he always used to be so br- ” Amano’s mother replied with stars in her eyes, totally ignoring the silent people in front of her.

 

All of them suddenly had an epiphany was this woman undergoing menopause?

 

“Must be the menopause ” (Three dudes simultaneously in a silent voice)

 

 

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Greatest thing since sliced bread, I’ve never seen such good punctuation and syntax before; that too in a Naruto fanfic focused on bestiality.

I OBJECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Also I like how you skillfully implemented the Loli Elder XD

– Editor OEREBRO who is also a great bro.