The Great Villain is Not to Be Trifled With - Chapter 2020
“Yes, Little Red Riding Hood, that is the most evil witch in the world. It is rumored that no grass grows where she passes. One breath can destroy mountains, and one look can destroy life. Only by getting rid of her can the forest be restored to peace.”
The big bad wolf’s eyes were very righteous, it said it with righteous indignation, and when Linghan saw its spittle, she made the tree in front of her shy away.
“Then she’s a bad person?” Ling Han asked.
The big bad wolf nodded, “Children, don’t run around, if you are caught by Little Red Riding Hood, you won’t be able to go home.”
Ling Han suddenly pointed in one direction and asked, “Is it her?”
The big bad wolf didn’t turn his head back, and waved his hands in disgust, “There’s still no movement in the forest, how could it be her.”
Ling Han held the sword, “She’s here.”
“Hey, I stopped playing this joke about the wolf coming when I was three years old.” The big bad wolf turned his head handsomely, his face instantly stiff.
Isn’t the smiling little girl in the red hat in front of you the little red riding hood!
His legs were shaking and he looked like he was about to pee.
“Hello, little boy, I’m a bit lunatic, may I ask which way is the southwest?”
Ling Han looked up and down, is this the witch Little Red Riding Hood?
Linghan pointed in a direction, and seeing Little Red Riding Hood walking in that direction humming a song, he drew out his spirit sword.
“What are you doing, wait a minute!” The big bad wolf reminded in a low voice, gnashing his teeth to stop Linghan, “Didn’t you hear her humming? It’s a curse that can take lives, so don’t let it pass at this time!”
Ayanan: …
This Little Red Riding Hood will never be better than her mother, he can do it.
Big Bad Wolf: “You can’t, you can’t.”
Under the strong pull of the big bad wolf, Linghan withdrew the sword, and his baby-fat face said coldly, “Man, you can’t say no.”
Big Bad Wolf: “You’re not a girl?”
Ling Han pinched the hem of her skirt, “…No!”
In order not to waste time, he took out the portraits of his parents and sister, “Mr. Wolf, do you know the person above?”
Seeing that it had just stopped his ‘sent to death’ move, he decided not to do anything to the big bad wolf for the time being.
And this portrait was engraved by the spirit sword. Its painting skills are much better than Linghan’s, at least the outline is very clear.
The big bad wolf watched it carefully for a long time, and finally shook his head and said, “I haven’t seen it before.”
Ling Han folded her fists, “Thank you, farewell.”
The big bad wolf also said goodbye after following his appearance, and when Linghan left, he woke up to a ferociously hungry belly, and he forgot the tender and juicy food just now in front of him.
Blame Little Red Riding Hood!
No, it will come here tomorrow, and continue to squat on Little Red Riding Hood.
Linghan said goodbye to Mr. Wolf and chose to follow Little Red Riding Hood’s pace. After all, she is a very powerful witch, and they should be able to find her parents and sisters.
“Little boy, did I get lost and go back to where I was just now?”
This was the first thing Little Red Riding Hood saw him.
Ayanhan: … is the strongest witch a lunatic?
“No, I want to ask you a question.” Without feeling murderous in her, Linghan showed her the portrait.
Little Red Riding Hood tilted her head and was very distressed, “Ah, I haven’t seen it before, but my grandmother is well-informed and should know. Well, little friend, you help me guide me, and I will take you to see my grandmother.”
Ayanhan: …Who is taking whom?
In the middle of the night, Linghan began to doubt the identity and strength of Little Red Riding Hood, because along the way, she was either chasing toads and rabbits, or climbing trees and digging bird nests, wasting a lot of time.
The crow’s cry cut through the sky, and Little Red Riding Hood screamed and rushed to Linghan’s side, “I’m so scared, what is that?”
Ling Han calmly grabbed the crow, “Bird.”
“Oh, it’s scary, get it away quickly, I’m afraid.”
Seeing that Little Red Riding Hood was a little excited, he threw the crow away.
Don’t be careless, the witches in this world are too cunning and too good at hiding.
After a while, they arrived at the grandmother’s house.
“Oh, my dear granddaughter, why are you here so late, nothing happened on the way?”
The grandmother of Little Red Riding Hood was dressed very coolly and had a very slender figure. She dressed stylishly and poured black tea for the two of them.
Ling Han was vigilant around her, and her grandmother called Little Red Riding Hood over to whisper.
“As expected of my grandmother’s good granddaughter, she actually brought such a sweet little doll here.”
Little Red Riding Hood: “Hehe~” is praised by grandma~
“You go to the house to rest in a while, and the little baby’s grandmother will take care of it.”
“OK.”
Little Red Riding Hood went to sleep, and grandma came to Linghan. She just opened her mouth when she saw Linghan take out the portrait.
“Have you seen them?”
Grandma smiled and nodded, “I’ve seen it before, little baby, come closer, I’ll tell you.”
Has she seen?
Linghan took a few steps forward, only to see the grandmother open her **** mouth and sullenly at him.
‘Bam—! ’
The table was torn apart, and the big head hanging on the vine was cut off and swayed, and it was instantly dry.
Ling Han put away the spirit sword and asked with a serious face, “The voice is too low, I can’t hear it clearly, where have you seen it before?”
The big head shaped like a piranha was broken, and the bloated grandmother climbed out of it.
“God, thank you for your life-saving grace. If it weren’t for you, my old bones would be gone.”
Linghan didn’t know why, but he wasn’t interested in the new character, just frowned and said, “Have you seen it?”
Grandma shook her head, “No, but I heard that the mermaid in the South China Sea has a crystal ball. If you ask it, you can find everything.”
“Thank you.”
Ling Han left the cabin and headed south.
…
“Your Excellency Sea King, at tonight’s banquet, there are dozens of aquariums just proposing to the princess. Are you interested?”
On the throne of the underwater kingdom, Sea King stroked his beard and said, “Don’t worry, she hasn’t reached the time of gender differentiation yet, looking at her style today, it’s not impossible for her to become a male and marry more than a dozen wives in the future, hahaha, haha. Ha ha ha ha.”
Crowd: …
The underwater world was still a little too boring for Ling Qing, she ran to the sea again, and a seagull was flying over with a piece of wood in her mouth.
“Help! Help! Someone help me!”
I don’t know if it was the wood or the seagull who spoke, Lingqing squeezed out a tear and threw it up, knocking the seagull unconscious, the wood fell, and looked at Lingqing crying.
Ling Qing touched her chin, “Wow, Pinocchio?”
She is someone who is familiar with fairy tales. In fairy tales, the talking wood is Pinocchio.
“Beautiful little mermaid, thank you for saving me.” Wood said.
“No thanks, no thanks.” Ling Qing showed her teeth and said, “The grace of dripping water will be repaid by the spring. How about I make you a roller water tank?”
wood:? ? ?
Turning into a water tank with wheels can take her out of this sea, but I don’t know if after leaving the sea, she will meet the scumbag prince, be hurt by him, and turn into foam or something.
Lingqing smiled and said, “Are you okay, little wood.”
Wood: “…Okay, okay!”