The Group Pet Villain is Three and a half Year Old - Chapter 91

    Although Yoyo already recognizes a lot of words, she still can’t understand the words written in this book.

    Lens language?

    Aesthetics?

    How can the camera speak?

    Her father’s movies are all about disgraced uncles, where is the beauty? ?

    Yoyo stared blankly at the words in the book, only to think why the world of high school students is so esoteric, as esoteric as if a galaxy spanned between elementary school students.

    And Gu Qizhou finally smiled with satisfaction when he saw the shocked expression of his little daughter.

    “How about it? Your brother can’t solve the problem, only your father can solve it!”

    Finally, Gu Qizhou, who once occupied the level of IQ, calmed down, took a sip of hot tea, and even hummed the tune of “We ordinary people, I am so happy”.

    But the thing that shocked Yoyo the most was not this, but she discovered—

    It turns out that their stupid father is so powerful!

    It’s probably because all I saw at home from childhood were my father who was reprimanded by my mother to be speechless, so Yoyo always thought that her father could make so much money, just because she was lucky, she never thought What does this have to do with his intelligence?

    Until now, when Yoyo looked at the name printed on the book, she suddenly realized:

    In this way, the stupidest person in the whole family is really her! !

    Just when Yoyo fell into a state of doubt, Ding Yao and Gu Qizhou also started their one-on-one master-level art exam supplementary class.

    Ding Yao: “…In the reference answer to this question, the analysis given on the montage shots in your film says that you used nearly 100 different camera positions in three seconds. In order to highlight the intensity and excitement of the murder process, but I read it and thought, could it be because you want to imply the criminal’s mental state or something…”

    While Gu Qizhou listened carefully to Ding Yao’s thoughts, the audience in the live broadcast room also talked about this movie. After all, this is Gu Qizhou’s famous work and the box office champion of the year, and it is still talked about on the Internet. .

    […I also think it’s implying the criminal’s inner struggle or something…]

    [As expected of Director Gu, this skill is really amazing! 】

    Gu Qizhou doesn’t have many fans himself, but he has many fans of his works. Everyone loves Wu and Wu, and after praising his works, he also praised him a few times.

    But obviously Gu Qizhou can’t stand everyone praising him so much.

    Because he understated the next second:

    “Oh, that’s just for the trial.”

    Ding Yao&Viewers:…? ? ?

    Gu Qizhou was unaware, and continued:

    “The original murder process was filmed in ten minutes, but the producer saw it at the time and told me that it was too **** to pass the trial, so let me be more subtle, I thought that Just shoot a few more camera positions and cut the camera faster, it’s not easy.”

    Gu Qizhou: As long as I have enough seats and the speed is faster, the film reviewers can’t hold me!

    Ding Yao thought that every time the film critics on Douban Zhihu mentioned this film, they would spend thousands of words to analyze how wonderful, how skillful and how worthy of being recorded in history.

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    I wonder if they will cry for their true feelings when they hear the original director’s true thoughts.

    Gu Qizhou also asked: “Is this answer more accurate than your reference answer? Just write the test like this, and the answer will definitely be full marks!”

    Ding Yao smiled and agreed, and made a big cross for Gu Qizhou’s answer in his heart.

    If the exam is written like this, then he will never be admitted to the drama school in his life.

    “…the last long shot?”

    “Suddenly thought of it, the track was just laid, and I took the shot by the way.”

    “…The supporting role echoes before and after, and there are two lines?”

    “Any questions, don’t you write essays? Hey, how do you write a five-hundred-word answer for this reference answer?”

     Zhou Dao, who was sitting in the director room, had blue veins jumping on his forehead.

    Very good, his script of “a wise dialogue between a famous director and a rookie actor” has really turned into a wise dialogue.

    While Gu Qizhou and Ding Yao had a heated discussion, a dumpling who had lost his dream walked out of the study in despair.

    Some people say that growth is only for a moment.

    In Buddhism, there is also an epiphany.

    Yo Yo feels that she now has a vague feeling that she is on the edge of epiphany.

    She suddenly realized that she is the only salted fish in the family who has no direction and no goal for the future.

    My mother is a good actress, my father is a good director, my brother is a genius, and my sister is a violinist.

    It can be said that a room is a winner in life.

    But…

    She doesn’t seem to have any preferences or goals.

    …not counting eating and sleeping.

    The cameraman saw Yoyo sitting on the stairs in front of the house without speaking, and asked her:

    “What are you thinking?”

    The child let out a long sigh.

    “I was thinking, who am I, where am I from, where am I going, and what is the meaning of life.”

    Camera & Viewers:  …? ? ?

    The silly little silly goose suddenly said such profound words, which really startled everyone.

    The audience didn’t understand why the kid who was just jumping around was suddenly so depressed:

    [? ? ? What’s the matter? Why is it so sad, baby? ? 】

    [What’s the point of being five years old? It is meaningful for children to have fun and play! 】

    [Yo yo, don’t think about it, don’t say whether you want to understand when you are five years old, my sister can’t understand it when she is twenty-five years old]

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    Although most viewers think that the happiness of five-year-olds is the most important, there are also many different voices.

    【Five is not too young, right? Like musical instruments, it is not too early to start laying the foundations at the age of three]

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    Of course, this kind of strange remarks appeared in a normal barrage, and as soon as they appeared, they were chased and scolded by other audiences for half an hour.

    【You can! You are not trash! Are you literate at one year old and three years old and go to high school at seven years old and go to Harvard or something? 】

      Can you be patient? 】

    【Do you mean that you have nothing but a super cute face, a wealth of wealth, and celebrity parents, talented brothers and sisters? I see this kind of nothing for you, you are afraid that you want it too much]

    Director Zhou frowned as he looked at the live broadcast room that was full of turmoil, and the topic of the show that was gradually rushing to the top of the search.

    …this doesn’t feel right.

    “Everyone cheered up and started to delete the barrage.”

    There are a few keyboard warriors with a pitiful mind, Thaksin, but with so many gangsters appearing together and sending the show to the hot search, Director Zhou will not believe it is a coincidence.

    Wait until the end of this issue to investigate.

    But…

    Director Zhou looked at the little girl holding her face in a daze, feeling vaguely guilty.

    After all, he also watched Yoyo grow up, the little girl is lovable and cute, and he was so wronged on the Internet, even as an elder, he felt a little sad when he saw it.

    Fortunately, she herself was unaware of all this.

    In addition, at this time, Yoyo didn’t care about anyone behind her back, and her little head was blocked by various philosophical problems that could not be solved.

    Children’s thoughts are very wonderful, sometimes they are naive and naive, but sometimes they also think about esoteric questions that many adults can’t answer.

    For example, she was lying on the lawn in the yard at this time, touching Mianmian who was also lying next to her.

    She tilted her head and suddenly said without end:

    “Will I be a lamb with you?”

    Mianmian tilted her head in confusion.

    The little girl sighed maturely:

    “When I’m too tired, I’d be like a sheep, a flower, a cloud.”

    Mianmian chewed the grass in her mouth, thinking while eating, the idea of ​​a human cub is really strange.

    She’s not human either.

    She is half a monster.

    “… Yo Yo?”

    Yongze, who had done some work from other places, just returned to the villa here today. Unexpectedly, as soon as he came back, he saw Yoyo lying on the lawn…a scene shot by a bunch of cameras.

    Speaking of which, it seems that Yoyo did call him to mention that their family is going to be on a variety show recently.

    But it will be taken directly at home, which makes him a little surprised.

    Yong Ze didn’t intend to disturb them at first, he wanted to go straight home first and see her after Yoyo and the others finished recording.

    Yongze who was about to leave stopped.

    …she’s not smiling.

    Although Yong Ze usually didn’t pay attention to what he looked like every time he saw him, but once it was a little different from usual, he noticed it at a glance.

    Usually he would laugh at a little girl with a row of big white teeth, but this time the end of his eyes drooped slightly, there was no smile on his face, the big eyes were full of unhappy emotions .

    “Brother Yongze…”

    Yoyo pouted, as if she was about to cry.

    Yong Ze was stunned for a moment, then changed his mind about going home and pushed open the small door of Gu’s yard.

    “Can I go in?”

    He politely asked the staff around him.

    Just as the staff was about to refuse, they heard Director Zhou’s voice in the headphones:

    “Let him in.”

    Although it is an unexpected character, Director Zhou has a very accurate intuition. If it is Yoyo’s friend, it will surely appease her current mood.

    After getting permission, Yongze passed through the staff and came to Yoyo.

    “What happened…”

    He just squatted down, and before he finished speaking, he saw the little girl rush into his arms and cry:

    “Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    Yong Ze was caught off guard by her crying.

    “…what’s the matter? Who said something?”

    Yoyo put tears and snot on him, crying so sad:

    “I just don’t know anything! I’m not as good as my parents, my brothers and sisters! I’m just stupid—”

    The little girl shouted super loudly, both pitiful and cute.

    Yong Ze patted her back gently, with a smile in her Qingyue voice:

    “Aren’t you smart?”

    Yoyo, who was crying so hard, was paused by what he said, and then burst into tears again:

    “I’m not smart anymore, I’m a fool now…”

    Obviously, the child’s epiphany was a little too thorough, and he began to madly deny himself.

    Yong Ze hugged Yoyo, like a mother coaxing her child, gentle enough to bring her own halo.

    “Who said that? I think Yo Yo is very smart.”

    “Woooooo you lie!”

    “Really.” Yong Ze thought for a while, “There are also many things that I can’t do, only you can do.”

    “…you are so powerful, what can’t you do?”

    Yoyo cried and twitched, looking at him with red eyes.

    Although Yongze has never shown a specific amazing talent, but just the fact that he can become a lion, Yoyo thinks it is powerful enough.

    She did not think wrong. For Yongze, he is good at sports on land, and he can learn easily. Although he rarely tries sports in water, it is not difficult.

    The only thing I haven’t tried, the only thing I’m not very good at…

    “Skate!”

    Yong Ze suddenly remembered this.

    Yoyo, who was looking forward to it, was suddenly discouraged:

    “I don’t know that either. I went to a roller skating class before, only once, and accidentally dropped Tan Rui’s pants when he fell.”

    …that’s really good.

    Yongze continued:

    “Even if you fall, you slip a little, don’t you? But I’ve never slipped.”

    Yoyo’s little ears moved.

    “And I’m not talking about roller skating, I’m skating on real ice.”

    Yoyo’s little ears pricked up a little again.

    “You can at least get up and skate for a while, but I haven’t skied once, and can’t even stand up.”

    Hearing this, Yo Yo is really heartbroken.

    Yong Ze also noticed her little thought, and smiled gently:

    “Yo yo, would you like to teach me how to skate?”

    This time, Yoyo was coaxed to make her whole body feel comfortable.

    Teach!

    She can teach others!

    Teach brother Yongze! !

    Yoyo completely forgot that a few minutes ago, I was still crying, saying that I was a little idiot who knew nothing.

    “I! Will! Will!”

    Everyone looked at the little girl who became red and refreshed in a second:

    [? Are you too cowardly? ? ? 】