The Group Pet Villain is Three and a half Year Old - Chapter 94
At this moment, Yoyo, in a posture that seems to be on the guillotine, is looking at the little Shiba Inu who is going away gradually without tears.
Yoyo tried to pull out the little head that was stuck in the gap of the railing.
But it is easy to drill into the gap, but it is not so easy to drill out.
This is not scientific!
Yoyo is holding the railing with both hands, with the neck as the dividing line, the head is outside the railing, but the body is inside the ice rink, the railing gap is wider than her neck, I don’t know how she drilled it out.
The audience who witnessed how she was stuck swiped frantically:
【Hahahaha what a fat thing! Why did the atmosphere suddenly become sandy again! ! 】
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【Why didn’t the program team come to save our baby! What should I do to squeeze out the problem of Yoyo’s not-so-smart head! 】
[After finishing the hot search booking, I originally thought that we would be able to get out of the circle by strength this time, why did we still rely on sand sculptures to get out of the circle in the end 555]
The audience was right, since Yoyo got stuck, the number of viewers of the show suddenly began to soar, and screenshots and hot search topics also spread on Weibo.
I am afraid that within ten minutes, people who eat melons all over the Internet will sweep the entire Weibo homepage with screenshots of Yoyo being stuck.
…For a child who loves beauty, it is too miserable.
“Don’t pull, don’t pull!”
The crew of the film crew had to forcibly pull out the head when they saw Yoyo, and hurriedly stopped it.
“Yo yo, don’t move, let’s let the fireman uncle help you out later, okay?”
The staff were even more panicked than her. It didn’t matter if they got stuck for a while.
Yoyo pitifully looked at the staff squatting in front of him and defended:
“I really just wanted to talk to that Shiba Inu.”
Staff: “…know.”
“I didn’t hug it, it was too timid to run away!”
“Understood.”
“If I wasn’t wearing a skate, it wouldn’t have been able to fall over and get stuck here!”
Staff: …It’s okay, it’s a routine operation for you and we’re used to it.
Although Yoyo is still honoring herself, the staff is not listening carefully.
After all, the most urgent task now is to rescue Yoyo from the railing. Fortunately, the program team has called 119 for the first time, and it should be coming soon.
Yoyo sat on the ground, waiting for the firefighters to come to rescue.
Suddenly, the figure of Yong Ze appeared in front of him.
Yo Yo blinked her eyelashes with teardrops:
“Brother Yongze, what are you doing?”
Yong Ze put his hand on the railing.
“Help you out.”
The grip strength and arm strength of monsters are not comparable to human beings. This kind of strengthening material is only for Yongze, and it is probably about the same as breaking a bamboo stick.
“No way!” Yoyo, although he can’t protect himself, his mind is still very clear, “Everyone will know that you are a monster! We have to keep it a secret!”
She thought her voice was very low, but in fact, no matter how low her voice was, the headset she was carrying could hear it clearly.
Yong Ze didn’t care about the camera shot with his face next to him, still holding the railing, calmly said:
“Extraordinary times, exceptions are allowed.”
Yo Yo is even more anxious: “This, this is not a very moment!”
The little girl’s hand that was holding the railing grabbed Yong Ze’s wrist.
“You asked me to keep it a secret!”
The little girl has a serious face.
“You can’t speak for yourself!”
The two looked at each other silently for a few seconds, and Yong Ze let go of the railing.
“…well.”
This conversation was clearly picked up by the microphone, what “monster”, “secret”, the entire audience in the live broadcast room heard it.
Since Yong Ze appeared in the camera, the supervision department, which has been paying attention to the live broadcast, almost stopped filming.
This is such a big secret! How did he say bald and go out? ? ?
Oh, it’s not that he is bald… But telling ordinary humans that this is in itself a violation of the ban! !
The supervision department immediately checked the public opinion reaction—
【Hahahahaha so cute! Super cute! I’m so cute! ! 】
【Ah, ah, accompany my sister to play the game with a serious face, this is too gentle! 】
【So the kids now all play monsters and humans role-playing games? We still played the role of Mom and Dad in those days! 】
【Yoyo little baby is too into the play hahaha! We yo, if it is a monster, it must be a cute spirit! 】
… Actually, I’ve fooled around!
However, I would like to know how young people who have accepted the socialist theory that they cannot become perfect after the founding of the People’s Republic of China since they were children, how can they easily believe in such strange things.
And it was said from the mouth of a five-year-old child, even if Yoyo really shouted that there was a monster, I guess everyone would not be surprised at all, and by the way, they would kindly praise her A silly and cute one.
In just a few words, the firefighters who arrived quickly came in a hurry.
However, the cameraman with a bunch of long guns and short guns at the scene exceeded their expectations.
“This way, this way…”
The staff hurriedly gave up their seats, and quickly let the firefighters come over to see if there was any help… Ah, no, it’s to see how to save.
“Don’t be afraid, little one, uncle will save you later, you won’t be hurt.”
The fireman who squatted in front of Yoyo was very young, in his early twenties at most, with a clean smile and clear eyes. As a qualified dog, Yoyo was diverted his attention on the spot, with a pair of big eyes. After watching him for a while:
“Okay brother, you look so good, I will believe you.”
The fireman who is pulling out tools behind: …?
What time is this? This kid still has time to pay attention to whether others look good?
Actually, Yoyo is still a little nervous. When she is nervous, she is easy to talk. The firefighters next to them study the material of the railings, measure the height and distance, and Yoyo is like pouring beans. can not stop:
“Brother, is this railing easy to break? Have you met a kid like me before?”
Firefighter: “I’ve encountered a lot, and some have their heads stuck in the water pipes.”
“That’s it! Then, isn’t I too stupid? In fact, it’s really not my fault for being stuck, it’s because that stinky Shiba Inu runs too fast, I’m so cute Why doesn’t it want to talk to me?”
“This…”
“I’m a little hungry. I want to eat a children’s meal after going out later. I don’t know what toys will be given today. I like Pikachu and Doraemon!”
“Okay…”
“Brother, do you have a girlfriend? Do you have many girlfriends because of your good looks?”
“No no no me no none!”
Yoyo’s snarling mouth was about to continue his questioning when he suddenly saw a firefighter pull out a pitch-black chainsaw from his bag. As soon as the electricity was turned on, the sharp gears of the chainsaw went at a high speed. Spin up and make creepy noises.
Yoyo, who was still babbling before, was silent for three seconds, just like pressing mute.
Three seconds later, Yoyo screamed:
“Brother you lie!!”
This thing is too scary!
Although the firefighters reassured her that they were professionally trained and their hands were very steady, they would never cut her head off, but the reassurance itself was scary enough.
Yoyo collapsed on the spot: “You lied to me! Your good-looking brothers will lie! Brother, if you lie to girls, you will not find a girlfriend in the future…”
The firefighters were both angry and funny, and the audience watching the whole process of the children being stuck in the live broadcast room was also amused and laughed:
【Hahaha I will be laughed to death in the live room sooner or later! 】
【Hahaha I am guilty why every time she cries is my happiest time】
【Innocent firefighter brother: ? ? ? 】
【One thing to say, I am afraid that this big chainsaw is replaced by me. If the fireman shakes his hands like the canteen auntie, the sand sculpture variety show will become a **** variety show]
[srds, we are not actually a sand sculpture variety show]
[? Oh, I quit to take a look and found out that this seems to be an inspirational variety show originally growing up]
Frightened and collapsed, you hurriedly asked Yongze for help:
“Brother Yongze save me! I don’t want a chainsaw! Save me save me!”
Before Yong Ze could speak, the fireman interrupted:
“He can’t save you either, you can only come out by sawing this.”
Yoyo rubbed her neck and retorted: “He can! He’s a big monster!”
The fireman replied calmly: “It’s useless for him to be a god!”
Yong Ze: “…”
The lower end of the railing on the right did not take much effort. When the chainsaw moved to the upper end, Yoyo was very resistant.
In the end, Yong Ze went over, covered her eyes with his palm, and protected the back of her head with the other hand.
With the protection of the seeds in the head, Yoyo has a little understanding in her heart and no longer struggles.
The firefighters picked up the chainsaw and quickly rescued the stuck little pity.
Yoyo, who survived the disaster, has a lot of trust in the skills of the firefighters, boasting:
“Brother firefighters, you are really experienced, I blame you! You are very skilled at a glance!”
The one who was praised by Yoyo smiled and replied:
“Really skilled, I went to the zoo a few days ago to rescue a giant panda that was stuck in the railing.”
Yoyo:…
Damn!
The giant panda is really her enemy, even if she is stupid, she should compete with her!
Yo Yo is still struggling with which one is more stupid, and the show is almost over.
Although some accidents occurred frequently, the overall atmosphere was safe and sound, and Director Zhou could finally breathe a sigh of relief and put down the headset and walkie-talkie.
He looked at the little **** the screen who was completely unaware of the ups and downs of public opinion today.
It’s time to tell Gu Qizhou and his wife about this.