The Heartthrob Becomes An NPC In the Supernatural Live Broadcast - Chapter 167
Sunanzhi became a cat.
System: “Hey hey~ It turns out that the mysterious ore has such a function, I have to report it to the headquarters quickly! Thanks for the participation of the host, I will leave now~ Jiu Mi~”
Sunanzhi qwq: “Meow meow!!!”
(How do I change back, meow?!)
It is worth mentioning that cats on this planet have been extinct for a long time.
Gu Lai was shocked when he saw the golden and mellow cat in front of him, but soon realized that this is a cat that has been extinct for many years!
And it seems that the variety of Sunan Gardenia is… Minut! ! !
Wuhu is so cute!
These short legs, big blue eyes that don’t work, and fluffy, satin-like hair.
It seems that he doesn’t quite understand what happened, his beautiful eyes blinked, as if it were a talking universe.
Gu Lai was fascinated, and when he reacted, he had already embraced Su Nanzhi in his arms.
The fluffy fur scratched his palms, and Gu Lai reached out and squeezed Sunanzhi’s soft belly.
“Meow meow!!” After he turned into a cat, he basically didn’t blush, but his small ears were red from head to tail, and even the ear clusters were stained a little red.
The only weapon he has is the sharp claws, but…Su Nanzhi looked at his claws, the claws were sharp, and it hurt very much when scratched, so Su Nanzhi silently closed the claws and patted them with a meat pad Shoot Gu Lai.
But unexpectedly, this action aroused secret thoughts in Gu Lai’s heart.
The next second, the world is spinning.
There is no rough skin on the pink meat pad, it feels delicate and smooth, and the Q elasticity is soft.
The short legs are kicked up and fluffy.
Gu Lai looked down and saw a pink-colored belly hidden in the flakes of snow hair, and occasionally small bumps could be seen.
“Heh.” Gu Lai let out a hoarse smile, pressed down the pad of Sunanzhi, and pressed the pad of Sunanzhi with his fingers little by little.
Squeeze, squeeze again.
The fleshy cushion seems to have a different kind of magic, which makes people unable to stop at all.
The fluffy fur had a fragrant smell, and Gu Lai squeezed Sunanzhi’s limbs and buried his face in Sunanzhi’s furry stomach.
The stomach is the most sensitive place for cats, and it is easy not to show it to others. Even close people are reluctant to be touched because they are naturally timid.
Being stimulated by Gu Lai, Su Nanzhi was so sensitive that her tail exploded.
“Meow~~~”
The high meow was tactful at the end, helpless and coquettish.
His big tail swayed, and the fur swept across Gu Lai’s arms, as if scratching at the tip of Gu Lai’s heart.
But now Sunanzhi couldn’t help it, Gu Lai buried his face deeply on Sunanzhi’s stomach and rubbed it.
Sunanzhi was anxious and angry, but she couldn’t hit him with her claws, so she could only yell. His voice was also grandmother’s, not threatening at all.
Gu Lai squeezed and kissed, and Su Nanzhi was in pain, so she was forced to stretch out her claws, restrain her sharp claws, and pat him with a meat pad.
As a result, the ankle bone was bitten a few times.
Sunanzhi was so angry that she lost her temper.
After the last meow, Sunanzhi chose to give up.
Gu Lai sucked the cat happily once, and the whole person was also in good spirits.
·
The next day, Star Thief opened a video and had a face-to-face exchange with Gu Lai.
The head of the star thief said: “I heard that the queen came from the exile planet? If so, then we can’t be convinced! We can’t accept it anyway!!”
According to the general idea, since everyone said “unacceptable”, but they made a video and came over, at first glance, it means “let’s talk more”. And this “talk” is nothing more than a cession of interests.
At this point, it is impossible for the people at the top to understand.
A congressman actually knows it.
But……
“Is he talking about Queen Nanzhi?”
“How can he say Su Nanzhi?!!”
“Who is this person?? Does he speak the Chinese language?”
Star Thief Leader: “???”
Wait, I got the script, right?
But the star thief leader can mix in this, the mentality is still good.
He thought for a moment, and his attitude eased a little.
“I have a younger sister who came here today. Why don’t your Majesty marry us? No matter how complicated things are, as long as we become a family, everything will become easier.”
“Meow~”
The star thief heard a strange cry, the voice was soft and cute, and it almost took his soul away.
Moreover, he had never heard this voice before, so he didn’t understand what animal it was for a while, but he thought about it, the rumored iron-blooded Majesty Gu Lai actually likes to keep small animals secretly, what does it mean?
It shows that Gu Lai is essentially a paper tiger, and it will be broken when stabbed.
Going a step further, this marriage is more likely to succeed than imagination!
The star thief leader smiled eagerly.
He stared at Gu Lai in the video. Gu Lai did not rush to refute his words, but first picked up the cat on the ground.
The star thief’s eyes lit up.
Woohoo, what kind of cute animal is this? ? ?
He took screenshots secretly, intending to go to Qiandu, but found that Gu Lai had actually set permissions such as “no screenshots, recordings” and so on.
Just… so cruel.
However, the star thief quickly learned the name of this animal, and it was actually a cat that had been extinct for hundreds of years! ! !
Woohoo, cats are so cute! ! !
After Gu Lai picked up the cat, he resolutely said, “I refuse. You may have forgotten your identity. You are a thief, and I am a king. I can slaughter you a second time at any time.”
Thanks, just remembered.
Of course, the star thief can’t beat him. How many people in this long universe can beat the lunatic majesty?
You must know that there are so many planets in the entire universe, but basically no planet has escaped the clutches of His Majesty the Madman.
Generally speaking, His Majesty the lunatic will only ask you: “Do you accept it?”
If you don’t agree, he will beat you directly until you are convinced.
Moreover, this person is particularly ill, that is, he has not conquered a planet, and often has a hospice care, such as: Your planet has raised vegetables for hundreds of years, and the quality is good.
The mouth is especially sharp when it hurts.
After the big wedding, Gu Lai seems to have restrained his temper, and his whole person is filled with the light of a sweet and happy holy father, so that when the star thief made this mess, he forgot the symbol behind Gu Lai.
Never a gentle god, always an old-fashioned god.
Gu Lai hugged the cat in a baby-like posture, and the other hand was not idle, smoothing the cat’s fur.
Not only was the cat not touched, but it was meowing at the star thief in the video.
When the star thief heard it, hey, I really amused the little animals.
There are no cats in the world now. If there is such a cute pet on that planet, it would be really good.
Especially the one in His Majesty Gu Lai’s hand, it’s beautiful! cute!
The big round eyes are the same color as the sky, and when you look closer, it seems that the eyes are the prototype of the universe.
Moreover, his hair is soft and beautiful, like a velvety cloud, which makes people want to bury their face in it. If there is such a cat, what kind of marriage is there!
So when it came to the mouth, the words became: “Ow, what a beautiful and precious little animal, if His Majesty is willing to give up his love, we can surrender unconditionally!!”
Sunanzhi blinked: “Meow meow???”
Gu Lai’s face sank in an instant, and he only said one sentence: “Go to hell!”
Then he hung up the video call, turned around and said to the person next to him, “Call me, no need to leave alive.”
Sunanzhi held her face with her claws: “Meow meow!!!”
(Everyone wants peace!!!)
·
Fortunately, things have not fully developed to that point.
The second public negotiation has begun. This time, both parties have sent a lot of people to try to solve the problem by “nuclear peace”.
Sunanzhi was afraid that Gu Lai would start a fight if he disagreed, so he specially commissioned a cat language translator and participated in the meeting with Gu Lai. At the same time, this meeting will be broadcast directly on the star network for live broadcast.
As soon as the meeting started, the star thief leader also said more.
“People on our side are not slaves to demand civil rights!”
Gu Lai is still a little angry because of what happened yesterday, and coupled with his vigorous age, his wife has become a cat again.
At this moment, the brows were raised, and the group of ministers who were eating dry food behind them froze: it’s broken, it’s broken, it’s broken! !
As one of the main ministers, Gordon immediately passed the message: “It’s over, this matter is a big problem, everyone prepare for the worst!!”
The others nodded and swallowed several saliva.
Just when everyone thought that things were going to get ugly, Su Nanzhi meowed and pulled Gu Lai’s sleeve.
Gu Lai’s expression immediately filled with holy light: “Okay, no problem.”
Star Thief: “????”
Minister: “????”
The live broadcast is suddenly one:
【Alas! ! Is this Senior Nanzhi? ? Senior race high! ! ! 】
[Oh my God, what kind of angel on earth is Nanzhi lp! ! ! ! 】
[Hahahaha, our Majesty is afraid! ! 】
[Your Majesty and Queen’s love is real! ! ! A salute to the queen! ! ! 】
Probably too easy, the star thief suddenly swelled, and he made a second request: “Please give me the cat in your hand as a symbol of peace.”
【There is no door to hell, you can vote! 】
【what? ? ? How dare someone rob the entire empire of his wife! ! ! 】
[The hatred for taking a wife is unbearable! ! ! 】
【Can you endure this? ! ! ! 】
This is unbearable!
Gu Lai almost exploded: “Go to hell!”
“Go to hell!!! I have endured you for a long time!!! Actually want to demolish my CP!!!”
No one thought that a sister suddenly burst out from the star thief, holding a brick and directly rectifying the Fa on the spot.
After the sisters killed the star thieves, they looked righteous: “Whoever demolishes my CP, die. Nanzhi’s wife, 啾mi~~”
“Master Nanzhi’s support group, here, give your heart to Master Nanzhi!!!” Countless people stood up behind her, like the seedlings of geography, and carefully looked at the people who were all the copies of the hospital.
System >-<: “Host!! The dungeon has a bug again!! In the previous hospital dungeon, all the people who were infected with your succubus poison in the spiritual network have escaped!!!”
Sunanzhi: “Meow meow meow!!”
The whole universe looked at the beloved Nanzhi Miaomiao and said a word.
They were waiting for Nan Zhi’s first sentence in the translator.
The light of the translator flickered a few times, everyone held their breath, and then they heard—
“Stupid human beings, call me Her Lady Queen!!”
The author has something to say: it ends here.
Really really appreciate everyone’s support.
I am not a person who can write, thank you for putting up with so much of my petty temper and bad temper.
I will continue to work hard, see you in the next world~~