The Heinous Mysterious Death Green ~The Most Sinister Hero, Warmly Welcomed by The Wicked Organization~ - Chapter 66

By Effugium February 14, 2023

Buncholf -> Bancholf

Rintaro, who had the four-eyed serious-type look, was often tangled up with delinquents from childhood because of his appearance. While his younger brother Shinjiro liked to talk about anything with his fists, the older brother Rintaro was of the type that does not like getting into trouble and like to keep things quiet.

Even now, he still have a hard time dealing with people who uses violence to make others give in.

「You were looking at me just now!!」

「No…… I wasn’t looking……」

Ark Dominion’s welcome party for new mysterious beings fell ibunchonto a volatile state.

Bancholf, a gray werewolf with a pompadour and a tokkō-fuku, walked up to Rintaro with his shoulders hunched. His cronies, also dressed in the same tokkō-fuku, also gathered around Rintaro one after another.

（Uwaa, all of them come here……）

Rintaro’s face broke out in a waterfall of sweat as he stared into the eyes of the man with murderous intent.

The other party is a chimera of mysterious beings and bikers, a cross between something scary and something frightening. They are honestly very scary, including the fact that they don’t seem to be able to communicate with each other.

「Oon! ? Ssuzooraan!」

「Let’s beat him up, Boss!」

「Sshianunnrurussaonou! !」

Not only being unable to communicate, he doesn’t even know what some of them are saying. At this level, it’s no longer a dialogue between people, it’s just like walking around the safari park.

「You bastard! I am being serious, koraa!!」

「Let’s all calm down, okay. After all, we are in this kind of place. 」

Although Rintaro managed to calm the raging delinquent mysterious beings, but their voltage still kept rising and rising. General Bearion, the chief of the beastly mysterious beings, is already drunk and snoring loudly.

However, Samecchi seemed to be intrigued by their unusual appearance.

「Hoaa, They look so colorful, ssu ne, Aniki! They look like crayons, ssu!」

「Samecchi, you shouldn’t stimulate them too much. Because they are as delicate as junior high school girls.」

「Are you hungry and upset, ssuka?　The fried shrimps are delicious, ssuyo?」

In these situations, there is nothing more dangerous than a fearless child.

「You don’t like shrimp, ssuka? We also have chicken, ssuyo？」

「Who are you calling a chicken, koraaa!　I’ll kill you, oraaaaa!!」

「Hiyaaaah, ssu!?」

Bancholf bared his fangs and showed his anger. Then, with a large hand lined with sharp claws, he tried to grab Samecchi.

Without knowing that it is the biggest taboo for the heinous mysterious being.

Just as the claw was about to touch Samecchi’s face, a green sword, with a dazzling light, slashed Bancholf’s body, pompadour and all, right from the middle.

「Gueeeeeeeee!!!」

「I dare you to lay even a finger on Samecchi. I will turn that french bread on your head into a baguette toast.」

A green mask reminiscent of a dragon. Right there was Death Green, a heinous mysterious being with his dark green cape fluttering in the air.

「「「Booooooossssss!!!」」」

「Abababababa…… Abah……」

Bancholf, the werewolf, was unable to move a finger due to the neurotoxin on the sword, and fainted, his eyes whited out. Naturally, the mysterious being cronies are out in force to avenge the poor boss.

「What the hell were you thinking, slashing at him out of the blue, you son of a bitch, koraa!」

「I’m going to beat the shit out of you, korraaaaaaaa!」

「Nnuttaruakotissuzonara! ! !」

The delinquent mysterious beings are all mad with blood, and they make a loud commotion with their mouths. But none of them seemed to attack, perhaps intimidated by the blade-wielding Rintaro. The next moment, a black cord seemed to wrap around the delinquent mysterious beings, and their bodies flashed.

「Electric shock biribiri whip!」

「「「Abbyaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!!」」」

The high-voltage current, which would have killed a human being instantly, mercilessly scorched the delinquent mysterious beings in an instant. The girl in military uniforms with an eye patch said as they reeled in the whip.

「Leave it at that, you weaklingcalabashtrashbug. There could be 100,000 of you and you still wouldn’t stand a chance against that man.」

The scene was brought to a close by Colonel Usanyi-chan, the number two rabbit mysterious being in the Hundred Beasts Legion. Every single one of the delinquent mysterious beings was spasming and blowing white foam.

「Corporal Death Green, you are being a little too nice. These people need to be crushed, no questions asked, or they will only grow more arrogant.」

「Thanks Colonel Usanyi-chan, I’ll keep that in mind. …… By the way, when did I become a corporal?」

Rintaro thanked Colonel Usany-chan as he released his transformation.

Colonel Usany-chan turned to the fallen mysterious beings and stomped on the Werewolf Bancholf’s battered pompadour with her big boots.

「I don’t know if it’s the North Kanto Mysterious being Union or the Japan Escapee Association, but it seems that these rural people don’t know the word “cooperation” like the rest of us. They need to be educated until they can say long live the Ark Dominion in their sleep.」

Colonel Usanyi-chan beat the convulsing mysterious beings vigorously with the whip in her hand, forcing them to stand up. Trembling like lambs, the delinquent mysterious beings began to do push-ups on the spot as Colonel Usanyi-chan instructed them.

「Oioi, they are injured, you don’t have to go to that extent……」

「Aniki, you shouldn’t, ssuyo! That’s the training of the Teaching Army!」

「……Teaching Army?」

Upon closer inspection, he noticed that Colonel Usanyi-chan had an armband on her side with the words “Commander of the Teaching Army” written on it in brush strokes.

「Mysterious beings who are not good at fighting are trained in this way at the Teaching Army to become full-fledged fighters.」

「I see……… is that how those mysterious beings in all-black tights are mass-produced…….」

The mysterious beings looked like they could fight, but in fact they were not so strong. If they were as strong as they appeared to be, they would not have been captured by the heroes’ headquarters, nor would they have been swarming around in a frenzy.

「Walk hard, you pigs!　I’m going to squeeze you like a merlion until respect flows out of your mouths!」

Colonel Usanyi-chan carried Bancholf up with a monstrous strength that did not match her small body, and left while whipping the asses of the delinquent mysterious beings.

The victory celebration in the Kanagawa area and the welcome party for new mysterious beings lasted until late at night. Rintaro performed his specialty magic at the mysterious being hidden talent contest, and received a seven-piece authentic wok set at the bingo tournament.

He was sleeping in his fluffy bed until morning…… or was about to, An incoming call appeared on Rintaro’s phone.。

「…………Hmm?　I don’t know this number, I wonder who it is?　Yes, hello?」

「Shinjiro-san, it’s me, Mayuzumi Kirika. Can we meet tomorrow?」

Rintaro spent a sleepless night staring up at the ceiling.

…………

Meanwhile.

Samejima Asaka had finished her work in Asagaya and returned to her apartment in Shimotakaido, her home. The two-bedroom apartment on the top floor was too spacious for a single person. Usually she would go home alone, but today she was accompanied by a man…….

The man’s name is Kurenai Retto, and he is Asaka’s direct subordinate.

「You said you’d get me a room……. Asaka-san, are you sure you’re okay with this?　We’re boss and subordinate!」

「No problem. I think it would be more efficient this way.」

「B-B-B-But! What should we do if we make a one-night mistake!!?」

Retto was uncharacteristically nervous. He was about to start living together with an older woman under one roof.

Even Retto, who could run through the streets without a second glance and who could not read the air to the point of fatality, was a bit nervous. Although Retto is a handsome brown-skinned man, because he is too intense, he had never been a ladies’ man.

「A mistake, is it? What exactly does that mean?」

「Th- Th- Th- That’s! How to put it, that! Since we are a man and a woman!」

「Just kidding. If that happens, you will go to the Antarctic base.」

As Asaka said this without moving an eyebrow, she opened the window. The night view of Tokyo spread out before her eyes, and the cold winter wind brushed her hair.

The intense person gazed at his lonely profile for a moment.

「Umm, Asaka-san……」

「From today onward, this is your room.」

「Wait, Asaka-san, the veranda! The veranda!」

「It’s not a veranda. It doesn’t have a roof so it’s a balcony.」

「It’s true, there’s no roof!　I heard it’s going to snow this weekend, Asaka-san!」

Looking up at the moon, Retto slept soundly until the morning, all alone.