The Hero Who Returned Remains the Strongest in the Modern World - Chapter 81

Side: Morishita Daiki

There was a line in the ramen shop.

After about 10 minutes Abeno-senpai began talking.

“Hey, Morishita-kun? Will you talk with me about poop, now?”

“What’s with this sudden severe joke!? We’re going to eat soon.”

“No, this is a scientific talk.”

“Scientific, you say?”

“Do you know the words gut flora?”

“Things like what are good bacterias and harmful bacterias?”

“Yeah, that’s right. And then the gut bacterial balance is very important for your health.”

“I see, so?”

“They transplant ideally mixed poop in the large intestine and the gut flora is being improved… There’s such technology.”

“Fumufumu.”

“And then I thought.”

“What did you think?”

“Yeah, probably when you transplant my poop—”

Abeno-senpai became silent.

And then she took deep breaths and talked.

“You’ll be aroused to an abnormal level.”

“Seriously, what do you think I am!?”

She ignored my words and simply shook her head left and right.

“However, I’m sorry Morishita-kun. As expected, that play is too high for me… I can’t go with you. That’s why I can’t offer my poop.”

“I didn’t have any such intentions from the start though!?”

“That’s right…” Abeno-senpai looks up to the sky and mutters fleetingly.

“I can go out with you… when it’s best until baby play.”

“Baby play?”

“That’s correct. Baby play. Basically—”

Abeno-senpai became silent.

And then she took deep breaths and talked.

“Mother and baby… Mother’s milk play.”

“Mother’s milk play!?”

Abeno-senpai nodded to me who was at a loss for words.

“By the way, the baby’s role is me and the mother’s role is you, Morishita-kun.”

“What kind of situation is that!? It’s so high that I can’t even understand anything!”

She’s seriously harsh… I was about to fall.

The ramen’s shop clerk came to us to hear our order.

“Now, the time has come for us to enter the store.”

“Hard noodles. Extra vegetables and chomoranma garlic, please.”

Extra large bean sprout ramen.

On top of the bean sprouts oil was put on it and it was like the snow of Mt.Fuji, and then again saying there was a lot of garlic served.

Rather, isn’t that an abnormal amount of garlic.

It’s not at 1 piece shred or two but it’s 3 or 4 whole garlics.

Abeno-senpai ordered something like double pork large serving which is a super-high class that goes above 1 kg and is able to even make an active rugby university member pass out.

“Senpai… Are you seriously going to eat that?”

“…Guilty”

Senpai’s cold grace was piercing me.

“This is a holy sanctuary.”

“Holy sanctuary!?”

“That’s right. It’s strictly forbidden to idly chat in the store’s holy sanctuary, you know? Many people are lining up. Do you understand that, Morishita-kun?”

“Ah, I’m sorry.”

I dipped in my chopsticks in my pork extra small serving ramen at Senpai’s words.

Besides the call is small on the garlic and vegetables.

Rather, it’s an unbelievable amount even though it’s small.

I did order extra pork as much as ramen soup minced with slices of roasted pork but… I was served lumps of pork around the size of a child’s fist.

I scooped some noodles with my chopsticks and slowly put them in my mouth.

Yup, delicious.

I did receive a shock by it’s looks but the taste is top-rate. Well, I do understand the strong likes and dislikes in taste by looks, but.

And then, I again put some noodles in my mouth.

Abeno-senpai again looked at me with an icy glare.

“Guilty.”

“Eeh!?”

“I’ll say it again. Many people are lining up. Do you understand that, Morishita-kun?”

Is it to eat faster?

Well, we did wait around 1 hour outside. I get it that it’s troubling if we don’t eat fast and go out.

And then, I took the bowl in my hand and I began gulping down the noodles.

*Slurp*, *Slurp*… while slurping intense sounds came from the neighbours.

*Slip* *Slip* *Slip*

*Slurp* *Slurp* *Slurp*

*Slurp* *Slurp* *Slurp*

*Slurp* *Slurp* *Slurp*

*Slurp* *Slurp* *Slurp*

*Slurp* *Slurp* *Slurp*

Abeno-senpai was eating her bowl and she was letting out intense sound effects unbecoming of a good girl.

I slightly opened my eyes wide—

Honestly said, it takes me aback.

And then she stared at the girl four sits away.

That female guest certainly ordered a small ramen with 1/3rd noodles, again.

“I won’t lose to that girl…!”

“Lose in what!?”

Then I noticed.

It’s whether you finish eating faster.

How much do you hate to lose… You’re good-for-nothingness is too much… Honestly, you freak me out.

*Slip* *Slip* *Slip*

*Slurp* *Slurp* *Slurp*

*Slurp* *Slurp* *Slurp*

*Slurp* *Slurp* *Slurp*

*Slurp* *Slurp* *Slurp*

*Slurp* *Slurp* *Slurp*

*Slip* *Slip* *Slip*

While giving her a taken back side-long stare Abeno-senpai was putting the food in her stomach at intense speed.

And then, she threw all the bean sprouts and noodles in her stomach and glared the lumps of pork—

“Uooooooooooooo!”

“A high school girl student is screaming loudly in the ramen shop!?”

Along with giving a battle cry she threw the lumps of pork one by one in her mouth.

30 seconds later she stored all of the pork lumps in her mouth and while chewing all of it she was standing up.

And then she faced me.

“*Chew*, I’m going ahead.”

I finished eating everything 5 minutes later and Abeno-senpai was standing outside with a straight face.

“How was it, Morishita-kun?”

“Yeah, it was delicious, but…”

“That’s right. It’s really delicious in that store. However—”

“However?”

“It’s running small profits and quick returns. The amount is that much and the amount of pork is significant, right? It’s probably reaching the cost price at the last minute. That’s why guests need to cooperate.”

“Like what?”

“The turnover rate is raised and guests have to rotate. If you don’t increase sales then the store won’t be able to maintain the profit. That’s why guests also have to eat faster.”

“I see.”

“Sorry for saying something like Guilty. I think I was surprised… The circumstances are like that, after all.”

For some Abeno-senpai was satisfied and then nodded.

It seems that she was giving a lecture to me who looked like a regular customer to the store.

“That’s right. The cost performance is that much… it’s impossible for the store to make it through alone and it’s also impossible just by the customers. The two parties cooperate, the turnover rate is enhanced… that’s why for the first time that quality is possible at that price. If I say it in brief words— Then it’s like a holy sanctuary where an orchestra is held with the store and customers.”

“I see.”

Abeno-senpai while looking proud she talked.

“And then, I am the maestro who leads the new ameteur performer.”

“Thank you for your council, Maestro. Rather, leaving that aside, Senpai?”

“What is it?”

“The unusual garlic smell is unendurable… so can you not talk for a while?”

Er, well, she did eat a pile of garlic that seemed like 3 whole garlics.

Abeno-senpai was surprised and pressed her mouth shut at my words.

She seemed to really feel down, and then she was hanging her shoulders heartbrokenly until we parted at the station.

—And with this and that our first ramen shop date ended severely.