The Heroine Took the Villain Script - Chapter 896
Chapter 896 Re-entry into the world of magic sticks (thirty)
He Qingfeng raised a machete to the people in Xuanmen, looking like a profiteer who wanted money.
But for ordinary people, he and Su Min strictly followed the requirements of Xiaoshigu—
“Aunt Wu, as I said, there are no ghosts and gods in this world, you must believe in science!”
This day is still the first day of the new year, returning to the Yuanguan collection.
is also the most prosperous day for Guiyuanguan incense.
That day, Su Min showed her hand in front of Mrs. Chen, and in less than half a day, it was spread all over the small mountain village.
The people in the village were very convinced of “Su Xiangu”.
Today, Mrs. Chen speaks vividly, the key is that she really “sees it”, so it will be more convincing.
“Oh, what is unscientific, I just believe in you and Su Xiangu!”
Aunt Wu looked like she was in her 60s, she was a little fat, and her round face seemed to be stretched out a little.
It can be seen that this old lady is in good condition. Although she has not yet reached the state of “no shortage of money”, she is a master of living comfortably.
She looked at He Qingfeng eagerly, “I heard that your Su Xiangu used a magical rune to save the little grandson of the Chen family next door?”
“Oh, my eldest grandson in the city just had an accident a few days ago. I suspect that he was entangled by something that was not in a hurry!”
“He Guanzhu, why don’t you give me a rune too, and I’ll send it to my eldest grandson so that he can wear it properly?!”
Aunt Wu said, and took out a handkerchief from her pocket.
Shaking the handkerchief away, it turned out to be a stack of banknotes.
“Hey! Hey! Aunt Wu, don’t rush to pay. Let’s make it clear—”
He Qingfeng hurriedly stopped it.
Now he has fully realized the painstaking efforts of the little sister-
It is simply too easy for people in Xuanmen to make money.
He would go directly to slaughter his peers, or those rich and nouveau riche.
Why bother with the mere hundreds of years of old-age pensions of those old men and women in the countryside? !
He Tiantian:…
Cough, did I mean that?
But it doesn’t matter, as long as He Qingfeng and his wife don’t lie like they used to, it’s OK to be pointed at the nose and scolded by the gods.
As for whether or not they take the people in the Xuanmen as a snag and try to smash the wool, He Tiantian doesn’t care!
Rarely confused!
Children and grandchildren have their own blessings!
He Qingfeng:…
Well, you are an elder, you are free!
He Qingfeng and Su Min have discussed privately, they will never do business with ordinary people in the future.
If these people really encountered supernatural events, they would secretly take action instead of preaching “feudal superstition” in person.
As for money, they will not ask ordinary people for it.
Haha, with just one talisman, they can make a lot of money from the people in the Xuanmen.
They don’t care about the three melons and jujubes of ordinary people!
Strangers are like this, not to mention the old folks in the villages.
He Qingfeng held Aunt Wu’s hand that took out the money, and took a closer look at her face.
Not to mention, the grandson palace of the old lady is indeed a little dark.
It seems that her eldest grandson is really in trouble.
He Qingfeng thought about it and said, “Aunt Wu, we really have to believe in science.”
“Of course, if you care about your grandson, you can’t help but think about it. If you absolutely want to have some psychological comfort, you can burn incense sticks and then ask for a rosary.”
This is a compromise solution that He Qingfeng came up with.
It is indeed difficult to prevent a group of believers from being superstitious.
Moreover, the old lady is indeed in trouble at home.
He Qingfeng can’t really take the initiative to solve it, but the magic talisman or something can’t be easily given to ordinary people.
He simply prepared some small ornaments such as rosary beads and tags.
These things, even if they are handicrafts themselves, are valuable even if they are sold.
Sold to those old men and ladies, it can be used as an accessory, and it can also help solve a little trouble. It is definitely worth the money, not to mention “deceiving”!
“The rosary? How much?”
The old lady was a little moved.
In fact, she was also worried that her sons and grandchildren would not believe the magic talisman she had spent money to invite back from the Taoist temple.
They don’t even wear it!
Alas, there is no way, she can’t live with her son across hundreds of miles.
Can’t stay together every day, naturally can’t supervise all the time.
The grandson said casually “forgot, lost”, the old lady can’t really care about the eldest grandson.
A rosary or a wooden sign seems better.
At least she doesn’t have much to do with “feudal superstition”. At most, she didn’t tell her grandson that it was a gifted treasure, but only said that it was a souvenir bought at a Taoist temple.
Although the eldest grandson is rebellious, he also respects and filial piety to her grandmother.
You may not be able to carry it every day, but you will never lose it.
As long as there is such an enlightened magic weapon at home, it can play some role.
In just a few minutes, these thoughts flashed through Wu Aunt’s mind.
“Ninety-nine, including a handful of incense, plus a string of wooden bracelets struck by lightning.”
He Qingfeng pointed to the price list on the side, the top row was marked with “Ninety-nine Packages”.
“Good! Good! I’ll come to this ninety-nine set!”
Aunt Wu believed in He Qingfeng and his wife very much, and she knew that Mrs. Chen had put away thousands of dollars in order to thank Xiangu Su for saving her life.
Now, I only need to spend ninety-nine to get the treasure that Guiyuanguan has opened up. Thinking about it, I think it is worth it.
“Then I’ll give you this ninety-nine set meal!”
He Qingfeng is very formal. When collecting money, he did not forget to invoice Wu Shener.
Cough, Xiao Shigu said that since Taoist temples have opened their doors to do business, they must pay taxes according to the regulations of the state!
In the past, He Qingfeng mainly relied on cheating, and many things were not visible, so naturally he did not dare to issue any invoices.
But now, He Qingfeng has the confidence, and he only sells incense candles, bracelets and so on.
And these, any Taoist temple and temple have them, they can only be regarded as souvenirs of scenic spots, not some deceiving tricks.
He Qingfeng naturally dared to issue invoices and pay taxes without feeling guilty.
Shoot a few times, He Qingfeng issued the invoice, and gave the incense and bracelet to the fifth aunt.
incense is a high incense commonly used in Taoist temples. Wu Shener burns a few notes every once in a while, so he is not unfamiliar.
On the contrary, it is the rosary, which seems to be a new product of Taoism.
Aunt Wu picked it up curiously.
This is a bracelet made of wood beads, each the size of a peanut.
The beads are pitch black, not paint, nor the original texture of the wood, but as if they were burned by fire.
Oh, by the way, He Guanzhu just said that this is “lightning strikes the wood”.
Oh, Lightning Strikes Wood Wu Auntie knows that it is the wood that was struck by lightning in the mountains.
ward off evil spirits!
Some of the peach wood swords used by Taoists to exorcise ghosts and demons are lightning strike wood.
This kind of wood is not at all cheaper than sandalwood and nanmu, and it is an excellent thing.
Moreover, such bracelets will not be too obtrusive to wear on a daily basis, and will have the same fashion style.
Don’t look at Aunt Wu’s age, she usually plays with her mobile phone.
She understands the particulars of young people!
Aunt Wu would bet that even if his grandson didn’t like this bracelet, he wouldn’t dislike it too much.
If she talks to her grandson again, maybe she will persuade her!
The more Aunt Wu thought about it, the happier she became, and she was very grateful to He Qingfeng.
“He Guanzhu, thank you! Thank you so much!”
When her grandson passed this disaster, she brought her grandson to the Taoist temple to burn incense and make a vow.
“You’re welcome! You have received the invoice! Also, you must believe in science. Burning incense is at best a psychological comfort. Asking God and Buddha is far better than asking yourself!”
Collected the money and handed the invoice to the fifth aunt. He Qingfeng wore a Taoist robe and continued to promote science to the believers!
Aunt Wu twitched at the corners of her mouth, feeling awkward, but didn’t say anything.
right!
Don’t be superstitious!
I just believe in He Guanzhu and Su Xiangu, okay? !
Aunt Wu took the bracelet and high incense, first went to the main hall to burn incense, and bowed again and again to the clay statue, and then went down the mountain happily.
He Qingfeng smiled lightly, “Next!”
“He Guanzhu, I feel a little uncomfortable recently. When I sleep, I always feel as if something is pressing on me!”
The next one was a man from the village at the foot of the mountain. He was in his fifties, black and thin, but he was very energetic.
It’s just that the old lady has obvious dark circles under her eyes, obviously she hasn’t rested for several days.
She looked left and right, lowered her voice, and asked mysteriously, “He Guanzhu, do you think I’m not being entangled in something dirty?”
He Qingfeng raised his head and saw a black air mass precisely on the shoulder of the old lady.
Tsk, what a naughty kid.
Although He Qingfeng saw a ghost, he would not tell the old lady clearly.
He cleared his throat and was about to continue his “believe in science, reject feudal superstition” rhetoric.
Before He Qingfeng could speak, there was a voice from near to far—
“Who? Who is promoting feudal superstition?”
He Qingfeng frowned slightly and followed the voice to look over.
Uh, don’t know!
However, he was very familiar with the uniforms on these people.
Yao Yaoling police!
Moreover, He Qingfeng was sure that these policemen were not from their town.
Because in a small place like them, the villagers and the police are not too familiar with each other.
Some policemen themselves are children from their villages
In addition, He Qingfeng manages Guiyuanguan and also leads activities such as Guiyuanguan Gathering.
He is familiar with the village chiefs, villagers, and leaders of the towns in several nearby villages.
The police station in the town also specially set up a convenient police service station near Guiyuanguan.
Every time it comes to Daji, one or two policemen will come to patrol and maintain law and order.
He Qingfeng is very familiar with the policemen who are often here on duty.
If you are not afraid of offending people, the policemen all know that the former He Qingfeng was a genius.
However, He Qingfeng and his wife have a bottom line, so even if they lie, they won’t go too far.
will not harm your own family.
is at most coaxing tourists to spend one or two hundred dollars to ask for a Taoist talisman, or to meet each other… The police also turned a blind eye.
I can’t do anything about it, they are all from the villagers. The Guiyuanguan Gathering organized by He Qingfeng and his wife also boosted the local economy.
Many people know their details, but no one exposes them.
Not to mention, the elderly at home were very convinced of He Guanzhu and Su Xiangu.
If young people dare to target this couple, let alone other people’s parties, they are their own parents, mothers, grandparents, and they will rush up to scold them first!
He Qingfeng and Su Min took all these into consideration before they dared to pretend to be ghosts in Guiyuan Temple and in small mountain villages.
Now the two of them wash their hands in golden pots, no longer lie, and they are no longer afraid of those policemen!
What are you afraid of!
I didn’t really lie.
did not promote feudal superstition
However, those few unfamiliar policemen looked bad.
He Qingfeng was secretly alert, but his face was calm.
stood up, adjusted his robe, and He Qingfeng walked slowly towards several people.
“Did a few comrades misunderstand? We have a serious Taoism here, just advocating traditional Taoist culture, and there is absolutely no feudal superstition!”
He Qingfeng is right, that is a righteous person.
He once again thanked Xiaoshigu in his heart: Thank you Xiaoshigu for letting us and our husband and wife know where they were lost.
Otherwise, he really couldn’t face these strange policemen calmly at this moment.
“No? Why did I seem to hear something dirty just now?”
The leader is a young man in his thirties, with a Chinese face, dark skin, and a healthy body.
When he said this, his sharp eyes swept over the old lady just now.
“Hey! Boy, what are you staring at me for?”
The old lady is not a good-natured person.
She spoke to He Qingfeng in a soft voice just now, that was because she feared the gods and regarded the “effective” He Guanzhu as a master of Taoism.
Now facing the police, she is not so afraid!
What are you afraid of?
Her old wife didn’t break the law, and she didn’t break the rules, but she was a little superstitious, but it didn’t hurt anyone.
Even if it makes trouble to the police station, she is not afraid!
“No, old lady, I didn’t stare at you.”
When Guozi faced the old lady, his momentum instantly weakened.
Cough, aunt Hua Guo can’t be bothered, and aunt Hua Guo in the countryside is even more difficult to offend.
“What’s wrong? I think it’s yours! Hmph, you don’t care about so many thieves and rogues, why do you have to go all the way to Guiyuan View?”
The old lady rolled her eyes, and her aura grew even higher.
Why did she say that the police came all the way?
Because she also saw that these few were not the policemen in their town.
Also, if it was from the town police station, they would also rush to Guiyuan View.
What is Guiyuan View?
Who are He Guanzhu and Su Xiangu?
Outsiders just watched it on the Internet, but the locals are very familiar with it. .
…So, these people are definitely not from their town police station.
Maybe the county, or even the city!
“…” Guozi has a speechless face. He has worked at the grassroots level for many years and has seen all kinds of people.
Among these people, the most troublesome are these aunts and uncles.
Stubborn and conservative, quite unreasonable, relying on the old to sell the old…
Anyway, when they encounter such a person, they can only persuade and coax.
“Old lady, did you just say that you are not feeling well, as if you are entangled in dirty things?”
Guozi face slightly sorted out his thoughts, instead of continuing to entangle with the old lady, he went straight to the topic…
(end of this chapter)