The Housekeeper Onee-San Became My Personal Maid. Doesn’t That Mean, She Is Already My Wife? - Chapter 18

The age difference mixer was still going on.

“Hey, hey, Kanako-chan, what are your three sizes?” Ryouka-san asked,

Asked abruptly, Kanako-san almost spewed out the sake she was about to drink.

“Geez, mou…”

“Kanako-san, are you okay?”

I rubbed her back gently.

“Thank you, Touma-kun… mou~, Ryoka-san?”

“Ahaha, sorry, sorry. Shall I tell you my three sizes instead? Isn’t anyone interested?”

“I am!”

“Oi, Michisaburo.”

“Ara~. Michi~~, do you really like this old lady?”

“Ryoka-san is as young and beautiful as Kanako-san.”

“Ara~, that makes me happy. Then, would you like to play a game of poki with your Onee-san?”

(T/N: Yk the poki game. Eating poki from both ends.)

“R-REALLY!?”

“I mean, let’s make it a team competition anyway.”

“”Team competition?””

Kanako and I tilted our heads together.

“Let’s see who can finish first, shall we?”

“Eh…. Ryoka-san, are you serious?”

“What, Kanako-chan? You both are a couple, so you have the advantage, don’t you?”

“T-that’s …….”

Kanako-san blushed and glanced at me.

“We’ll be able to have lots of fun, right?”

Ryouka-san winked and said,

“I-I’d love to.” Embarrassed, Michisaburo replied

“Ara~, Michi. Eager to do it with your Onee-san?”

“O-of course. I am looking forward to it!.”

“You already have a poki in your mouth… Adorable”

Ryouka-san brushed her own short hair and then stroked Michisaburo’s head as well.

“Come on, you love birds, just get it over with.” Ryouka-san said,

“”WHO ARE ACTING LIKE LOVE BIRDS HERE”” Me and Kanako-san replied in unsion

“Fufu, you both are in sync.”

Ryouka-san smiled wryly.

On the other hand, Kanako-san and I were a little frustrated and at a loss for words.

We looked at each other.

Ah, we’re within kissing distance. …

“Hey, hold the poki in your mouth. Don’t try to kiss normally.”

“”WHa……!””

“Fufu~, You both really are love birds.”

“D-Don’t tease us too much…”

Kanako-san protested with flushed cheeks.

“Come on, come on, Make it quick. The loser will be punished.”

“U-Understood.”

“Then, ready…”

We held the poki in our mouth.

“Go♪.”

Crunch, crunch

The pair of Dosaburo and Ryouka-san, Ryouka-san was quickly nibbling away from her side.

On the other hand, me and Kanako-san only proceeded slowly because we were both embarrassed.

Damn it, this is more nerve wracking than a normal kiss. ……

“… Mmmmm~~”

Something about Kanako-san’s voice sounding a little lewd …

No, she probably doesn’t intend to do that, but …

I glanced over and saw that the other pair was a few steps ahead of us.

Mainly thanks to Ryouka-san.

Contrary to his enthusiasm, Dosaburo was stiff and barely moving.

We, on the other hand, were slowly making our way toward each other.

Crunch

We advanced forward. We slowly got closer to each other.

I felt Kanako-san’s breathing close to me.

It felt even sweeter than usual, perhaps because of the poki.

In a few moments, our lips locked with each other.

We exchanged nervous glances and then chugged our way to the finish line.

“D-did we win?”

“Perhaps?. Ryouka-san and him are …. ah.”

“What’s wrong? … ah.”

Me and Kanako-san froze at the same time.

“… nngh, Ah~, ha … michi~.”

They also had reached the finished line.

Really, more passionately than we were, with their lips on top of each other.

It was like Michisaburo was half eaten alive.

His face was bright red and he was half out cold.

But his expression was beaming with happiness.

“Ryo, Ryouka-san? What are you doing?”

When Kanako came back to herself, Ryouka-san parted her lips.

“…Chu~” She licked her lips and said.

“Wha, So Shameless! Michisaburo-kun, he’s out cold!”

“Ara, really. He looks so happy though. Should I take his virginity too, I wonder?”

“Please ask his permission before you do it.”

“Eh~, I don’t want to leave it after coming this far.”

Then, Michisaburo came back to his senses.

“Ah, he’s awake, Hey hey, Michi, Do you want to lose your virginity too with Your Onee-san?”

“Heh? T-that’s…”

Michisaburo got up.

“…. I don’t want to hasten it.”

“Gah! I knew it, you don’t like me because I’m older?”

“No, I mean, … first of all, I want to go out with you, properly, ….”

When Michisaburo embarrassingly said this, Ryouka-san’s eyes fluttered.

“… Terrific”

“Ah, I’m sorry. I’m just a kid. ……”

“No, it’s not that … Amazing”

Ryouka-san gently kissed Michisaburo on the cheek.

“It’s alright, Michi. Let’s go out together.”

“R-Really?”

“Sure, if it’s fine with you.”

“I have no reason to refuse.”

“Fufu~, Take care of me. Ah, do you want a drink?”

“Yes, please.”

“No, no, no.”

“Eh~, Kanako-chan’s stingy! You’re so sweet to your boyfriend~.”

“T-that’s ……, but I won’t let you drink alcohol.”

“But in reality, you want to secretly get your boyfriend drunk so you can do nasty things to him, aren’t you?”

“Eh, Kanako-san?”

“Hey, Touma-kun, Why are you doubting me!?”

“Just kidding.”

“Mou~, Baka!”

She slapped me on my shoulder.

“”

“Then, I guess this party is still far from over.”

“I guess so.”

“Hah~, my face is already hot …”

“Kanako-san, do you want some water?”

“No, I’m fine. Instead,…”

Kanako-san fell and placed her head on my shoulder.

“… let me do this for a while?”

“Y-yeah. …, okay.”

“Ara ara~~, oh my~. You are already getting so naughty and yet so innocent~”

“I-I’m going to get along with Ryouka-san as well.”

“Then, I’m going to spoil Michi, too♪”

“W-With pleasure~!”

And so the party continued.

(T/N: It’s a torture translating this.)