The King of Variety Entertainment - Chapter 1061

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沙 As Shabe shouted loudly, the crowds held back and asked one after another.

“Huang Bo? Didn’t he just take the team to East Timor?”

“Yeah, I only ate with him last week, haven’t I left?”

“Impossible, is he here today?”

Everyone was curious and looked around.

Shabe smugly said, “Look!”

Alex took a person and pushed out a flatbed car from the garage next to him. There was a “person” sitting on it. He was wearing a full set of flame-retardant blue racing suit, barefoot, and did not move his hands. It was a dummy!

Sahahaha ~~~~

Yang An smiled and sprayed five people. Around the flat car, you squeezed his hands, he touched his head, looked at the dummy classmate, and kept laughing.

“Is this Huang Bo?”

“But it doesn’t look like it?”

“It looks a bit like the body, but the face doesn’t look like. Why didn’t you make a personal leather mask?”

“I’m weird. What’s wrong with naming it, why should it be called” Huang Bo “?”

Shabe laughed: “The boy, Huang Bo, abandoned our extreme challenge, and I really couldn’t bear him. So this hero of the” Terminator “, I still want to call it” Huang Bo “to deeply remember … our battle friendship! “

Shit fight friendship!

Everyone laughed awkwardly. Needless to say, the dummy is definitely used to test the collision of the vehicle. Let it sit in the cockpit and test the injuries that the dummy may suffer in various accidents such as crashes and rollovers.

The hero is definitely a hero, but the name is “Huang Bo”, this is the bad taste of Shabei, the battle friendship of woolen yarn!

“Do n’t laugh, do n’t laugh, seriously, we ordered it from the National Robotics R & D Center and let Steven perform a more in-depth mechanized modification. The cost of investing in it was more than 1.5 million yuan, which is truer than Huang Bo’s worth is much higher. “

Shabei explained earnestly, holding up “Huang Bo” ‘s head, pressing his shoulders, and squeezing the neck spine back and forth: “Look at this, be flexible? The similarity with a real spine is more than 99%! Look at the hidden sensors underneath the skin and simulate the blood vessels, which are all posted by Steven himself. The best thing is that his temper and personality are really good, very good and obedient … “

Snapped!

Shabe gently slaps the dummy and proudly shows everyone: “Look at it, it is still smiling and not angry at all …”

Ahahahahaha!

If the dummy can cry, cry early and faint in the toilet!

Yang An squatted down with a smile, and some crazy scientists smiled. Yang An took out his mobile phone and laughed: “Brother Sha, wait a minute, I will record this and send it to Huang Bo. Believe it or not tonight Just flew back from East Timor and killed in your house? “

Alas …

Everyone smiled miserably at the scene!

The point of variety shows is funny, even if it is a rigorous crash test, extreme men can play funny feelings.

MI is responsible for introducing the dummy: “This is the dummy for the whipping test. At the factory, 40 sensors are installed on the body. In addition, Steve added 15 special point sensors, including the cervical spine, wrist joints, and even It also includes the visceral and reproductive parts, and we can now proudly announce that it can replace 95% of Huang in addition to thought. “

This sentence is very ambiguous. Everyone wants to laugh but dare not laugh. It is uncomfortable for me.

Steve even leaned in front of the dummy, admiringly, “Hi, Teacher Huang, I’m your fan!”

The dummy didn’t respond, Sabbe quietly panned, squatted next to the dummy and couldn’t see the camera, imitating the electronic synthesizer: “Thank you for loving me, I don’t know what the remaining 5% is.”

“Get off!”

Yang An smiled and grabbed Shabei’s collar, and lifted him up: “How old are you and you still play with this? Shameless?”

Shabe struggled and continued to protest with electronic synthesizers: “Don’t be ashamed! Just get used to it!”

Hehehehe!

I even laughed at foreigners. In the extreme challenge, I never knew what a martial art was. I grabbed a laugh and played hard.

Soon, the first impact test is about to begin, undertaken by an older Audi A6, to watch for bumps and squeezes in the cockpit after a rollover.

The old A6 car is additionally equipped with a simple roll cage that is sold on the market. Everyone is here today to test this.

The throttle and steering wheel have also been adjusted automatically and remotely. Remote control equipment is installed. The operator stands behind the analog steering wheel next to him and steps on the throttle to turn the direction to easily control the acceleration and turning of the vehicle. This is also the electronic and electrification expert of the Shabei team. Steve’s masterpiece, if the car is overturned, the cut-off device installed on the ignition can instantly stop the fire to prevent an out-of-control vehicle from crashing into the surroundings.

“Huang Bo” sat in the cockpit, fastened with seat belts, and installed cameras in the AB pillars in the car and in the gap between the headrests. In the most critical locations of the external test site, multiple HD frame-by-frame cameras were set up. , You can capture microsecond-level pictures.

There is a special oblique arc **** on the open field. The computer model has been simulated. The head of the car drives up at high speed to get the kinetic energy of rotation and deflection ~ www.mtlnovel.com ~ Just like a car accident in a tunnel, the vehicle rolls sideways. .

“Bo, go all the way!”

Shabe patted the dummy’s chest, snapped the door closed, and the test was about to begin.

Audi’s vehicle safety has always been the highest five-star level in Europe. The added simple roll cage did not hurt the interior of the car, but everyone said in private that the roll cage without welding to the frame is useless.

“Testing starts!”

With the order of the chief director, the remote control staff stepped on the throttle, and the old Audi snarled and rushed. It could reach a high speed of 100 km / h in less than 12 seconds.

Boom!

轰轰 轰轰!

The Audi A6 was unsurprising, rolled over in mid-air, and rolled three full circles while spinning.

In the second roll, the door was smashed open while in mid air, the dummy’s legs were thrown out, and after landing, the roof hit the hard concrete floor, and the glass shattered into spider webs after four rounds, The sight glass smashed, the front hood directly deformed and lifted, and a large number of parts of the car body flew around. The simple anti-roll cage, which everyone had high hopes for, was compressed and deformed, the welding joint failed and cracked, the steel pipe broke and fell, and the ground was crumbly Scrolling, the scene was a mess!

Seeing this scene, Extreme Men Gang, Mad Scientist, both of them raised their hands, hugged high five, shouted “eah”, “super cool”, all excited written on their faces.

Get a bunch of destruction kings!