The King of Variety Entertainment - Chapter 1062

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Although Audi has carried out special fire prevention treatment in the fuel tank in advance, there is not much gasoline, but for safety reasons, the fire truck still drove over quickly, and the accident rescue vehicle followed up to quickly clean up the wreckage.

“Oh! Huang Bo ~~~ Huang Bo ~~~~ Go and save it!”

Shabe thought of nothing, and he couldn’t wait to celebrate. He patted his thigh, shouted crying, and stepped on the thinking car and went straight to the rollover scene.

The others also laughed. It didn’t take long for the director to push the dummy over. I saw that the blue racing suit on it had been wet with many red dyes, simulating bleeding symptoms, which meant that there were multiple skin injuries on the body. His arm seemed to be broken, and he pulled it by the side of the cart. The whole person twisted into a weird posture, and it is estimated that the spine was also broken.

博 “Bo brother ~~ what’s wrong with your brother!”

“You can’t die, little boy!”

“Bobo, stand up ~~”

来 “Come, Xiaobo, don’t be afraid, I’ll check your body, take your clothes off first!”

“Oh, we have lost another good comrade!”

“I have worked hard for you for so many years, and I pity me to send black hair to my white hair … wow woo oh … Xiaobo ~~~”

The loss friends came around and performed affectionately to the dummy hero. The scene was like an idol drama. Everyone showed the performance of dog blood. VJs liked this segment most. This group of stars The more exaggerated the performance, the more interesting it is. If you add all kinds of weird and funny reasons, it is difficult to look bad.

The air-conditioning drama Huang Bo has become a daily routine. Everyone seized the rare opportunity to show acting skills. Even if a few crashes seemed fierce, the final recording became a joyous effect.

The second crash test was replaced by a lightly modified car.

A mass-produced Hippocampus M6 entered the preparation area. This is a worn-out test drive at a 4S shop. After several accidents, the residual value is about 30,000 to 40,000 yuan. It is the purpose of testing the roll cage. The car doesn’t need other improvements. It doesn’t even install the sports kit. It just affixed a few pull-out stickers and then added the official professional roll cage.

Shabei let people clean and organize the “Huang Bo”, and then stuffed it into the M6.

I use the word “plug”, which is really very vivid.

Yang An found out that the cockpit was very narrow. Without the cooperation, it would be difficult for the dummy’s legs to move in, and it could only be jammed.

Guo Hongyang took the opportunity to convene a second unit and summoned everyone: “Exactly, we can conduct an escape drill.”

In the event of a car accident, leaving the car for the first time is a skill that every driver must master, which requires high time.

Under the demonstration of a professional rider, unfasten the seat belt, open the door, and go out. It takes no more than 5 seconds to walk in three steps.

But members of the Extreme Men’s Gang may not be able to do it, and they start to be funny again.

The first test was Yang An. After the timing started, he grabbed the chest belt buckle, opened it by pressing it, then pulled the door handle, then pushed the door open.

He just blocked his left leg with a roll cage beam in the lower left corner of the cockpit when he stepped out.

Because of his body position, he couldn’t see the specific details below. He tried several times before stepping out of a leg. When he stood on the ground, the time passed 12 seconds!

“Boom ~~~”

“Congratulations, Brother Yang, you have been burned to death!”

“Twelve seconds out, enough for you to die eight times!”

I lost my friends again and again, Yang An was dissatisfied, took the initiative to help them open the door, and shouted, “Come here, you can, you go up! It’s hard to escape!”

The result is not the same. The fastest escape rate for the six people is 11 seconds. Basically, both legs are blocked by the roll cage. After the coach explains the skills carefully, everyone can master the know-how before they can barely achieve the 5-second escape.

These are small details. It takes 2 hours to shoot and 5 minutes to play. This is how variety shows are done.

中 At noon, the extreme challengers ended the recording. They came here to prove that “it is a relatively safe racing race”, and the team of the Terminator continued to shoot the material. This episode will say otherwise.

But Yang An did not quit their jobs. After lunch, they challenged everyone to go directly to the Hongfeng International Circuit. This is their first official recording and it also meets the prerequisites for entering the race-first of all, they need to get a racing license.

Outside of the show, the coach explained that in order to get a racing license, the three most basic items must meet the standards, linear acceleration, ABS brakes at high speeds, and rapid cornering. The coach said a bunch of professional terms, which was a bit boring.

Inside the puppet show, the production team put a lot of roadblock barrels on the training ground.

The first pass is an S-shaped continuous barricade, the second pass is an 8-shaped turning circle, and the third pass is a hairpin bend forward at a low speed. The effect of this shooting is in line with the variety show requirements.

Everyone has also come to the spirit, digging for thought and grabbing the camera.

Yang An took the barricade sharp bucket from the staff next to him. Shabe was excited: “Come and come, everyone will bring one … Come, Hong Lei will give you one, Yixing is yours …”

They were inexplicably supervised by Zhang Yixing and asked with a smile, “What’s so fun about roadblocks?”

“Of course it’s fun!”

Yang An and Sha Bei unanimously, looked at each other, raised their eyebrows: “Remember the episode we ran in that year?”

“Yes! It’s a man, just sit and have a meeting!”

what!

A group of people screamed and were forced to sit on the barricade barrel by Yang An and Shabei ~ www.mtlnovel.com ~ Dunchao and Zhang Yixing uncomfortably turned their mouths into O-shapes, and Sha Yi even twisted her features and her legs tightly. Closed, the whole person becomes bad.

I only have Brother Sun Honglei, who refuses to sit.

Shabe was curious: “Brother, you have hemorrhoids? Sit?”

Huh!

Other people’s **** hurts, but they just want to laugh.

Sun Honglei’s head was full of black lines, and he said, “You have hemorrhoids!”

Yang An also asked, “Why don’t you sit? You are the eldest brother, and you should take the lead. You see, we are all sitting, right? Shabey, I have sat down, and you have sat!”

贝 Sabbe squatting and holding her **** on the top of the barricade with a hand holding her face embarrassed: “I … I … I have a disease below me …”

Oh ha ha ha ha!

I ’m still sitting on a fart ’s roadblock. Everyone laughs and lifts up the roadblock under the buttocks. It ’s enough to smash the people in Shabei. This is enough. Do n’t make a fuss if you have hemorrhoids. If it ’s really trouble, five people will As he sat in the barricade bucket, he would definitely bleed.

Several mental retarders picked up the barricades and played for a long time. They learned that the roadblock zombies walked, and he laughed for a long time. Finally, IQ was recovered, and I was able to shoot normally.

The instructor is Hu Jianping, the captain of the Haima M6 team. He personally demonstrated the car. He followed the standard route and did not encounter a roadblock. He finally braked steadily and stopped in the standard line for 2 minutes and 15 seconds.