The Legend Of Tripar - Chapter 4 The Streets Of Chicago

When they finally got to Chicago they were trying to find the mystic known only as Chief Keef, they looked all over the city for him until they came to a small hidden door that was located by an odd sculpture by the lakefront when they entered they immediately smelled the smell of Frankenberries, which just happened to be Chief Keef’s favorite snack. As they walked forward the smell got stronger until they came up to a giant orange door, when they opened the door they were immediately greeted by Frankenberries spilling out the door way. They heard munching and whispering that sounded like “uh, I like da fwankenbewwy Dey awe da best bewwy of aww time, and if I didn’t have, uh, da bewwies of fwanken den I would pwobabwy kiww mysewf.” To which they saw a man with no shirt or pants on and with a snapback hat that had a picture of Pikachu on it with comic sans lettering that said Sonic The Hedgehog on it. Tripar asked the man “hey what the fuck are you doing in the corner and who the fuck are you.” The man quickly jerked his head at them and made a sound that can only be described as a crying screech. As he was screeching he got up and ran up to them. When he finally got to them he stopped and said “Hello, may I ask if you have reservations to meet the all holy one, if not he may be open for a conference in about half an hour.” Bernie walked up to the man who at this point had somehow gotten a podium, a nice suit and his hair combed to the side. Bernie asked “Yes, we are here to see Chief Keef and it is urgent so we can’t really wait. The man said “oh I forgot, my name is Cornelius and I am Keef’s receptionist, also he’s in a meeting right now so your gonna have to wait for half an hour, THENKS!” They all sat on a burgundy couch that was in the corner by where they first saw the man in the corner eating his Frankenberries in which he had since returned to having the hat on, no clothes and squatting in the corner eating his Frankenberries. When Chief Keef was finally free, after about half an hour, he invited them into his office. When they got in they saw him sit down, he was wearing an olive colored suit and his dreadlocks where flowing and beautiful. He started by saying “hello all, I have heard that you have some dire news for me.” Tripar started by saying “Yes, uhm, Tupac and Biggie Smallz has sent me to find the Lost Stone and we were told to by Tupac that we would have to come to you.” Keef replied “Ah, Yes the prophecy, yes, I have much to tell you and very little time to do so.” Then all of a sudden the the door opened and Cornelius in his suit said “Sir they have broken through the first door and I have boarded up the other doors, what should we do?” Keef replied “Alright, you four come with me and Cornelius and help us defend our base from Michael Stevens’ goons. They went to the door all with either a Glock 19 or a micro Uzi and started shooting at them. Whenever Chief Keef took a shot he yelled out “BANG, BANG.” as to make it seem as though he was the gun. Eventually when they finished them off, or so they thought, a beautiful woman walked into the hall walked into the hallway and Chief Keef quietly whispered “I don’t have a good feeling about this. The beautiful woman walked up to the Dragon and started to seduce him with her beauty and then all of a sudden she stuck a knife in his back. When the woman did this Chief Keef shouted “THOT THOT THOT ALERT” and started making an alarm like sound that went something like “WEEWOOWEEWOO BLURT BLURT”. Then Chief Keef pulled out his badge Thot Destroyer badge and asked the thot if she would resist his enforcement of the law or not, obviously she didn’t so he had to put her down with his secret knife. When they finally got out of the cave Chief Keef said “Your Group must leave this city, it is not safe anymore, in fact you must go to hell because everywhere else is unsafe.” So all of a sudden a man with a large robe and a large brimmed hat with a sharp pointy tip. They asked who he was and he answered “I am Chief Keef’s chess grand wizard” then right after that Chief Keef said “Yeah sorry, he’s the only wizard that I could find.” And all off a sudden the wizard had black waves of light coming from a big stick that he had and a red portly opened up and they all jumped into it. When they got in the portly they were immediately put right in front of a large rock with many skeletons on the walls which were very tall and were extremely dark crimson. There was an axe right in front of the stone and Tripar picked it up and immediately spotted a dark glow I’m the giant stone and started picking at it, after a while he uncovered a small shiny black glowing stone and had a feeling to eat it and acted on and ate it. When he ate it he immediately started to feel like he had so much power, then he immediately blacked out.