The Little Flower God and the Emperor - Chapter 3

But Yue Lao disagreed with the little Flower God wanting to be gay.

“Your dad would twist your head off if he knew what you just said.” Yue Lao warned him in a low voice. The Flower God was a very, very traditional man. “Moreover, the Emperor is more than a thousand years older than your dad.”

“But the Emperor is so handsome!”

“What handsome?” Yue Lao casually took out a book from his pocket 《The Cold-Hearted President Seduced the Younger Sister》. “Doesn’t he look like these facially paralysed, pretentious, indifferent, and merciless characters in the eyes of you young people?”

“No. Besides, the Emperor is amazing. His martial arts is high and he doesn’t have any scandals, keeping himself chaste. He is very well-suited to me.”

“What use do martial arts have? Society is ruled by law now and peace is paramount,” Yue Lao took yet another book from his bosom, 《The Unknown Love Affairs of the Emperor 》. “As for chasteness? I don’t think so.”

“Hold on!” The little Flower God cried out, “Godfather, you actually read these kinds of books! I’m going to tell everyone.”

Yue Lao quickly hid it, “Anyway, I don’t agree. I won’t matchmake the two of you.”

“Oh?” The little Flower God grabbed Yue Lao’s beard and tugged hard, “What about now?”

Yue Lao squawked in pain, “Ya little ancestor!”

“Speak less nonsense. Are you going to do it or not?”

“I’ll do it, I’ll do it, I’ll do it!”

Little Flower God released his hand, “Hurry and do what you promised. I’ll watch you pull the red string.”

Yue Lao performed the matchmaking. He found the little Flower God and the Emperor, and pulled a red string between the two people, “Are you satisfied?”

Little Flower God touched his chin, staring at the Emperor’s name with a light in his eyes, “The Emperor is mine.”