The Little Flower God and the Emperor - Chapter 6

It was very difficult for a straight man to be enlightened. Even if he waited another 1000 years, he might not understand still, so the little Flower God decided to be direct.

It was Bai Shi’s first time meeting such a frank person and he did not know whether to laugh or cry, “Do you know who I am?”

“I know. You’re the Emperor.” Liu Zhenyun pursed his lips, “I’m the little Flower God, you can call me Liu Zhenyun.”

Bai Shi rubbed his head, “You aren’t afraid of me?”

“Why should I be afraid of you? It’s not like you’re ugly.” Liu Zhenyun made a ring out of the roses, “Here, for you.”

Bai Shi did not accept it, “I am not planning to marry a wife.”

“It doesn’t matter, you can get married to me.”[1]

“…” Bai Shi was speechless, “I am not planning to get married to you either.”

Liu Zhenyun deliberated for a moment and said with awe-inspiring righteousness (and shamelessness), “If you want me to follow you without a title, that’s alright too. You can’t back out!”

Bai Shi changed the topic, “…I watched your father grow up and in a blink of an eye, you are already so big. It is a pity, I have not gone out much recently. I haven’t even drunk at your birthday banquets.”

“That’s right,” Liu Zhenyun complained, “I hung your picture on my wall and worshipped it every day. With such sincerity, I thought you would come to my home.”

Bai Shi, “Is it black and white or coloured?”

“What?”

“The picture you hung, is it black and white or coloured?”

“It’s in colour, of course.” Liu Zhenyun said, “I’m not stupid.”

Not only was Liu Zhenyun not stupid, but he was also very thick-skinned. After using a magic technique to clear up the ground, he refused to leave, and insisted, “My dad is away. I’m scared to stay all by myself.”

Bai Shi, “There is no guest room.”

“Who wants a guest room?” Liu Zhenyun put his hands behind his back and raised his head to look at Bai Shi, “I’m here to woo you, so of course I’m going to sleep with you.”

Bai Shi: …

“I saw it while I was on the tree. The bed in the bedroom is really big, I like it.”

Liu Zhenyun felt like the rumours were simply too true. The Emperor’s face seemed like it was made of steel, it was frozen the whole time they spoke.