The Little Officials of the Song Dynasty - Chapter 49
Zhao Yunchu was wearing a shirt and quilt, sitting on the bed. There were a few soup ladies in the quilt early, and they were warmed up. He watched Yun Yan, who had just entered, returned with a reserved smile.
Just when Zhao Yunchu wanted to greet Yun Yan to come back up, he saw Yun Yan picking up a pillow and walking outside. He couldn’t help throwing away his hold, and said anxiously: “Brother Yan, where are you going?”
“You sleep by yourself, I’ll go to Xiaobao’s place to squeeze.” Yun Yan asked kindly in reply, “Would you like to help you blow out the candles?”
Zhao Yunchu froze and stood up on the bed, “I, I…”
“Then I will blow it.” Yun Yan turned a blind eye and blew off the candle, and the room plunged into darkness.
Before Yun Yanhui went out, he heard Zhao Yunchu’s quiet voice: “Brother Yan, is your wall thick?”
Yun Yan replied: “It’s not thick, what’s the matter?”
Zhao Yunchu: “Then you might hear my crying at night…”
Yun Yan replied: “…”
Zhao Yunchu said bitterly: “Brother Yan, I’m afraid of the dark. I always light candles all night at home. Will you stay and sleep with me?”
In this way, he first showed weakness and then actively gave in, Yun Yan couldn’t help but think again, “Okay.”
He got on the bed in the dark, got under the quilt, and leaned against the head of the bed under his coat. Suddenly he felt Zhao Yunchu slip into his arms and hugged his waist, with his head pressed against his chest.
“Cough… I’m going to vomit blood.” Yun Yan pushed back Zhao Yunchu’s head.
Zhao Yunchu quickly moved his head down and pressed it against his body, with his hands still around his waist. It was probably because it was too heavy just now, and now it’s a little easier, Yun Yan didn’t even bother to pull his hand back.
Zhao Yunchu hugged Yun Yanhui’s waist, only feeling that it was thin and narrow, and there was a nice faint fragrance in his arms, like lotus, with fresh water vapor, and very warm.
This caused Zhao Yunchu’s eyelids to sink suddenly, and he yawned and swiped twice at Yun Yan’s side, “Thank you, Brother Yan…”
Yun Yan felt that this silly white sweet looked like a large dog. After touching his head a few times, he soon felt his breathing prolonged, thinking that he was in a state of sleep. This ability to sleep in seconds makes Yun Yanhui also had to admire.
But soon Yun Yanhui also found that he was also in a dilemma, that was Zhao Yunchu’s sleep, his hands had not been released yet!
Yun Yan slammed his hand back, but he couldn’t do so. What should I do? The posture is wrong and he gets up and falls asleep again?
Yun Yanhui stared in the darkness for a long while, and couldn’t bear to push the person to wake up, so he simply shrank in and just fell asleep like this.
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In the early morning of the next day, Yun Yan woke up, only feeling that his body was entangled by a large python, he kicked Zhao Yunchu.
Zhao Yunchu grunted and rubbed his head in Yun Yan’s arms.
Yun Yan stretched out his hand and twisted Zhao Yunchu’s ears. Zhao Yunchu frowned. At first, he thought he was dreaming. Until the pain became more and more obvious, he opened his eyes.
“Dodge a little bit,” Yun Yan pushed him back, “I’m so sour.”
He seriously suspected that after the two of them fell asleep, Zhao Yunchu used him as a dough and beat him all night, causing him to feel uncomfortable now.
“Brother Yan, you, why are you here…” Zhao Yunchu stammered, and he didn’t expect that the big pillow he was holding over and over in his dream was a living person.
“You didn’t let go last night…” Yun Yan rubbed his eyes back, climbed out of bed, and said while putting on his clothes, “What are you doing here? Get up for breakfast.”
Zhao Yunchu held the quilt and said, “Uh…I’ll wait a moment…”
“Can you fold the quilt?” Yun Yan asked nonchalantly.
Naturally, Zhao Yunchu shook his head blankly. He didn’t need to fold the quilt at home.
“So you get up now, I’m going to fold the quilt.” Yun Yan said back with his arms folded, “If you are still sleepy, it is not appropriate to lie on the bed when it is bright.”
Zhao Yunchu grabbed the corner of the quilt and said nervously, “Okay, okay, then go wash your brother Yan first, I’ll get up soon…”
Yun Yan narrowed his eyes back, and took a look at Zhao Yunchu’s expression.
It’s hard for others to say, but he can’t understand the expressions of a few people he knows well. What’s more, Zhao Yunchu has never been able to tell nonsense in front of him, and he can tell at a glance that it is wrong.
Zhao Yunchu was about to cry, he felt Yan Ge’er’s sharp eyes swept around on him, as if he was about to discover his secret soon.
“Did you wet the bed?” Yun Yan said confidently back.
Zhao Yunchu blushed from cheeks to ears, and shook his head vigorously, “You, why are you talking nonsense, I didn’t wet the bed…”
“You still wet the bed when you were fifteen, are you a human?” Yun Yan turned his bedwetting hat on when he went back to wherever he was. He was torn in his dream.
This quilt and thick quilt are new, the quilt is stitched by Zheng Ping, and the cotton is new. Yun Yanhui feels more distressed about the quilt than Zhao Yunchu.
No matter how strong, Zhao Yunchu could only have two hands. He couldn’t pull the entire quilt, and couldn’t tear it apart, so Yun Yan asked Yun Yan to open the quilt all at once.
When I opened it, I saw that there was a dried stain on the quilt, but the color didn’t seem to be right. Yun Yan climbed back and took a closer look. At that time, he was speechless.
Damn! No wonder Zhao Yunchu is so embarrassed. Although he is not bedwetting, he is also very dirty. This guy had a dream last night!
Zhao Yunchu covered his face, and his exposed ears were as red as dripping blood.
Yun Yan looked back first to make sure that he hadn’t rubbed himself, before smashing Zhao Yunchu a few times with the cotton pillow Zheng Ping specially made for him, and he said: “You! Just! I don’t know! Pad! Something! Something! Is it?!”
Zhao Yunchu was hit by a cotton pillow and fell onto the bed like a bastard, holding his head and whimpering and arguing: “I, I didn’t know it would happen!”
This thing is different from the woman’s monthly letter. It is still on a fixed date. He wants to prepare in advance. Where can I know where to go?
“What are you doing while lying down? Change your pants!” Yun Yan slapped him again. Since the quilt is all on the quilt, there must be a mess in the pants. It is said that men waste paper, how can this guy spend paper.
Zhao Yunchu took off his trousers under Yun Yan’s hatred of iron and steel, and wiped them clean with water and red eyes.
Yun Yan walked back and forth with his hands back and forth, feeling uneasy, and instructed: “It’s not the first time. Didn’t your father and your brother teach you? You don’t know it will be, but why don’t you? Regularly solve it! If it weren’t for the suffocation, it won’t come out like this-you see that you have a large amount!”
It’s not that he said that since their menarche, Shuangyi hasn’t soiled the quilt once.
Zhao Yunchu was embarrassed and annoyed. He felt that what Yan Ge’er said was a bit wrong, and he couldn’t find any mistakes after careful consideration.
In fact, there was nothing wrong with dreams, but the embarrassing thing is that the new quilt of other people’s home is soiled. If this is to be washed and dried, everyone knows that there are still female relatives at home, but it is not embarrassing to die. Zhao Yunchu’s face is so thin, of course his heart is very congested.
“I’m sorry, Brother Yan, I will pay you for a quilt. You, don’t tell others…”
Say it’s someone else, isn’t it the person in this room?
“Hmph, wear your trousers.” Yun Yan asked him to change his trousers back with a stern face, and took off the quilt cover and the padded cover. Fortunately, the cotton was still clean, so he took the quilt cover out.
Zhao Yunchu dared not go out with him, standing inside, straightening his neck and listening.
Yun Yan walked outside, and Zheng Ping saw him holding the quilt and said, “How long will it take to change the quilt? The tea has been spilled? Put it there and wait for me to wash it. Alas, it will be dried soon…”
“No need, I’ll wash it.” Yun Yan said back, “Mother, you can look back and find a clean quilt for me.”
Zheng Ping was taken aback for a moment, and understood what her son meant, so she nodded, “Okay.”
Fu Yunfeng, who was waking up early to exercise, also heard it, and patted Yun Yan’s head with a smile, without saying anything. Juvenile dreams, this is a normal phenomenon.
Zheng Ping: “Did you get up at the beginning? You can have breakfast later.”
“Still asleep, I told him to get up.”
Yun Yan looked back as usual, took the things and soaked them in the water, then calmly took some of the dried clothes, including Zhao Yunchu’s own pants, back to the room.
Zhao Yunchu was in the room, gratefully watching Yun Yan return.
Yun Yan returned the pot to his back firmly, and flicked it on his forehead again, “Next time I won’t be reluctant to take you in for the night. Come again, I will really let you sleep in the donkey shed.”
“Brother Yan, I won’t have any again.” Zhao Yunchu honestly apologized again and again. He wanted to spend the night at Ge Yan’s house and let Ge Yan see that he was also very good at night. Who knows instead It really made him ashamed to soil Ge’er’s quilt.
With such a small episode, Zhao Yunchu was not embarrassed to stay and harass Yun Yan after breakfast.
However, he also got news here. It became clear that the Zen Master was going to succeed the abbot, he would definitely come to observe the ceremony, and Yan Geer would also be there, so he made an appointment to meet (sao) face (rao) at that time, and hurried back to the palace. Up.
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After the festival, the abbot officially announced that he would withdraw from the hospital, and it was clear that the younger brother would take over as the abbot.
As a result, it became clear that the disciple status of this line was rising again. Yun Yan returned to the temple because he was able to bring everyone to make a fortune and was popular in the temple, and this time everyone was even closer.
In February, an ascension ceremony was clearly held. This ascension refers to the inauguration of the new abbot. Many believers came to observe the ceremony. Even the officials also gave purple clothes to the officials, and he became the new abbot of Daxiangguo Temple. , Quite beloved.
After taking office, he clearly thought about how to effectively reverse the atmosphere in the temple.
However, the monastery has become secular for a long time, how can this be easily changed, so it is clear that from thinking before taking office to now, there has not been a charter. Because it was the first thing to do after taking office, I was afraid that anything wrong would cause turmoil in the monks, so I reviewed it repeatedly to fill in the vacancies.
On this day, I knew I was revising my own regulations again, and suddenly I heard Xiaobao shouting outside: “Master, Master is coming soon, here is a gentleman who needs help!”
Really surprised, he quickly put down the booklet and stepped out of the Buddhist room.
I saw several monks in Xiaobao carrying a man, and he hurriedly stretched out his hand: “Go to the east and let it go.”
When the man was placed on the east bed, Xiao Bao wiped his sweat and said to him clearly, “Master, come and see, this man has a black face like iron and a dark blue color, but he is poisoned?”