The Lord God Depends on Me - Chapter 198
Bai Wencai also stood up at this moment: “Oh, the surname is worried, everyone has the true biography of the deputy squad leader, no one should educate anyone, if you have the ability, you can see the truth when you do the question.”
Ma Yiming was a little surprised and said: “Huh? Worried, did you go up to talk about mathematics? Where are you confident? It seems that you are the only one who knows how to do it.”
As soon as this remark came out, the boy below suddenly clamored.
“That’s right, who doesn’t have a card for the study of God, you have the ability, you talk about chemistry.”
“Don’t think you are the only smart person. I went home yesterday and it took me only 45 minutes for the math paper.”
“Huh? It only took you 45 minutes to finish it?”
“Eh eh eh, everyone is a math taught by a sports committee, don’t hurt your harmony, don’t hurt your harmony.”
“…”
Ren Xiaofeng looked dazed, I felt that who was scolding me, but there was no evidence.
What’s up? Did the class have an epiphany?
So he also stepped onto the podium and wrote a big question on the blackboard: “Worry, you come.”
Ge Wuyou nodded, and then: “Huh? I don’t have a surname.”
I picked up the chalk and fluttered with my fingertips, as if not thinking, and quickly wrote the correct answer.
After thinking for a while, Ren Xiaofeng wrote another big question on the blackboard: “Who, come up and do this question.”
Hearing the order, a tool man immediately walked up, and after a few strokes, walked down again.
Ren Xiaofeng looked at the correct answer and fell silent.
Damn it!
Could it be that I really have the potential to be a teacher?
So, I looked at the people below: “You all do it?”
The boys nodded quickly.
Ren Xiaofeng smiled with a gratified aunt: “You have worked hard, and the sky is worth it. Congratulations, a miracle is born!”
“The seeds we planted finally blossomed and bear fruit at this moment. The high wall built by our all our intelligence and talent finally blocked the erosion of the sea of questions at this moment.”
“This is our victory, this is the honor achieved by the fourth grade of high school.”
“Masters, we will overcome all obstacles in the monthly exam the day after tomorrow, and next week’s school celebration, we will shine brightly, and the final exams divided into classes will be witnessed by the whole school.”
Speaking of this, Ren Xiaofeng almost “old tears”.
“The road to God learning is difficult, and it is difficult to go to the blue sky. For this monthly exam, we will face the whole school with the results and swear to the whole school that we, Class 4, will have a God learning!”
After listening, everyone’s blood boiled over.
“Xueshen was born!”
“Xueshen was born!”
“…”
The entire floor was stunned by the sudden cheers of Class Four.
Some teachers even broke the chalk suddenly when writing something on the blackboard.
The anger was beyond words.
It’s almost a month to take the exam, but it’s not good to review it!
snort!
Seeing the boys who were being brainwashed, Zhang Shengnan’s smile froze on his face: “That, Ren Xiaofeng, I want to talk about history and geography.”
The cheers stopped abruptly.
Ren Xiaofeng: …
“Ahahahaha, so embarrassing, please, please.”
After finishing speaking, I looked at the people below: “Ahem, the journey of learning God is long, I am fortunate that I have you by my side. I hope you, you, or you, at the moment of reaching the top, the original intention remains the same.”
So, when the head teacher got a complaint from other teachers and hurried to the classroom, he saw Zhang Shengnan, a member of the study committee, talking about the key points of the history and geography exams on the podium.
The students below are even more hungry and certified.
While this comforted her, she was also very angry.
There are always some teachers who don’t see students in other classes as easy to learn.
snort! Really, in vain!
……
noon.
Ren Xiaofeng took Sun Tianzheng and walked outside the campus.
“Huh? Crazy? Where are you taking me? I haven’t eaten yet.”
“What to eat, go, and accompany me to shave.”
“Um?”
“If you don’t have a haircut that matches it, I’m embarrassed to take the merits that made the class epiphany.”
Sun Tianzheng:? ? ?
So the two quickly found a 10 yuan quick shear shop.
“Well, madman, you go in first, I’ll buy a multigrain cake and pad it first.”
“All right, bring one for me.”
So, Ren Xiaofeng entered the barber shop alone.
The boss was eating, saw the customer coming, immediately got up, picked up the cloth and shook it for a few times, then made a “puff hiss” two noises at Ren Xiaofeng.
His mouth turned to the seat.
Ren Xiaofeng was stunned immediately. Although the two did not communicate with each other, he immediately understood what the boss meant.
So, without talking nonsense, he just sat down on the chair.
While Ren Xiaofeng was still considering how short he should stay, the boss’s knife had already begun to push the hair behind him.
Ren Xiaofeng:? ? ?
“No, boss, I haven’t said a haircut yet.”
Buzzing.
Push the knife non-stop.
“It doesn’t matter, no matter which one you choose, the back hair will have to be pushed off.”
Ren Xiaofeng was really dumbfounded.
No, what are the meanings of these words?
“Then you leave some on top of me.”
“Oh, the inch is right, okay.”
Buzzing.
Buzzing.
The firepower of the push knife is instantly fully opened.
Ren Xiaofeng:? ? ?
Damn it!
“Are you only able to cut short positions?”
Where’s the album of hairstyles?
What about specific discussions?
How are you…how are you…
The boss kept his hands, but he still replied, “Oh, I can cut my head.”
Ren Xiaofeng:! ! !
Me, can I go back now?
But before he could speak, the boss had already cut the knife and finished the work.
Ren Xiaofeng:? ? ?
Damn it!
It really is a quick cut.
Looking around for a week: Huh? There seems to be no water here. Don’t you have to wash your hair after cutting?
How do you clean up broken hair?
Before he could figure it out, the boss pulled a pipe directly from the ceiling.
Suction appears.
There was a hum.
Ren Xiaofeng:! ! !
Suction, vacuum cleaner?
Is this a vacuum cleaner?
When the cleanup was over, the boss tore off the cloth, and Ren Xiaofeng slumped on the chair, suddenly feeling that I was unclean.
Me, what did I just go through?
At this time, the boss leaned down cordially.
Just when he thought that the boss was going to comfort him, the boss puffed out the door.
Ren Xiaofeng: …
10 yuan is also money, and I am also a customer, why should I bear everything that shouldn’t be at this age?
So, after paying the money, he left quickly.
At this time, Sun Tianzheng came here with two miscellaneous grain cakes.
“Huh? Crazy? You finished it? Why is it so fast? How does it feel?”
Ren Xiaofeng was silent for a while, then took the miscellaneous grain pie: “It’s cheap.”
“But without dignity.”
Sun Tianzheng:? ? ?
……
When the two returned to the classroom, they immediately attracted the attention of the whole class.
Sun Tianzheng quickly opened the distance.
Not to say how ugly my best friend is at this time.
It’s just that, afraid that I can’t hold it back, I laughed out loud.
He had already seen someone’s face flushed. This was to save face for the deputy squad leader.
Ren Xiaofeng clasped his hands together, with a holy expression on his face: “Cut off the three thousand trouble threads, and see through the red dust, I am an immortal.”
I just wanted to make a joke.
But at the moment his voice fell, his head was so reflective!
“Puff hahahaha~.”
“…”
The big guy finally didn’t hold back.
Sun Tianzheng whispered: “No one wants to see Broken Hongchen, because Hongchen is broken in the first place.”