The Love Equation - Chapter 71

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On a certain day in a year and a month, Zhou Xiao and her husband were watching TV on the sofa. She shook the remote control on her hand twice. This remote control became less and less sensitive. Get her!

“Hey, go buy a remote control tomorrow.” Zhou Xiao knocked Zhao Fanzhou lying behind her with her elbow.

“Go buy it yourself.” He wrapped his hands around Zhou Xiao’s waist, and his feet were wrapped around her, as if he was an octopus.

Zhou Xiaohuo was so hot, he tapped his head with the remote control, “Can you buy it? Can you buy it?”

Gee … Everyone knows how bad this remote control is?

Zhao Fanzhou didn’t even frown, letting her knock, she was the one who knocked him off the widow anyway.

She knocked tired, as soon as her hand slipped, the remote control slipped to the bottom of the sofa, and she hit Zhao Fanzhou with her elbow again. “The remote control fell, you go to pick it up.”

“Obviously you are relatively close.” Zhao Fanzhou was completely uncooperative and did not move her fingers, her hands were still around her waist.

“Then you let go of my waist.” Zhou Xiao wanted to break his hand, so that he could not break apart for a long time. “How can I pick it up if you don’t let go.”

“Don’t pick it up, just watch this stand.” Zhao Fanzhou tightened her arms hard, keeping her entire back against him.

Zhou Xiao looked at the TV with a black line, a shopping station … It was playing a strong advertisement, a woman who wore … uh … don’t have a hole in the sky (the clothes on her body are so many holes, looming), holding XX card Weight loss pills, said with a lustful smile: “Women, use your collarbone to conquer men.”

Zhou Xiao’s mouth twitched. Does this sentence mean that he wants to pull the collarbone out to whip the man? She slowly touched her shoulder area, looking for the legendary collarbone, erm … it seemed that the meat protected it well, and she touched her shoulder for a long time to touch the shy collarbone, she sighed, and passed When Zhao Fanzhou smiled lowly, she turned her head angrily to stare at him, and turned to pull the neckline of his clothes, shit! The two clavicles lie clearly on the shoulders!

“Mrs. Zhao, how hungry are you?” Zhao Fanzhou said with a smile, “I’m going to call you again.”

“Shut up.” Zhou Xiao was discouraged. “Even you have a collarbone.”

“You do too.” He couldn’t help but endure, “Just not showing the mountains and dew.”

No humanity, she was so sad that she had to hurt her a few words, she decided that she would lose weight, she would lose weight vigorously.

So these few days have become the most painful time in Zhao Fanzhou’s life …

“Mrs. Zhao, we have eaten green vegetables for two days. Can we change something else?” His chopsticks were parked in the air, and he didn’t know which plate to hold: spinach, lettuce, Chinese cabbage.

“I change dishes every day.” Yesterday was convolvulus, small cabbage, the day before yesterday was lettuce, radish … Zhou Xiao looked at the dishes on the table, and he didn’t want to eat. “She dropped her chopsticks and walked away, getting angry …

Zhao Fanzhou lowered her chopsticks helplessly and followed her, “Okay, I will eat.”

“No need to force it, I don’t want to eat.” She walked into the room and collapsed on the bed.

“Then don’t eat it. Let’s go out and eat delicious food.” He reached out to pull her to sit up. “Good boy, let’s go to your favorite restaurant.”

“No, I want to lose weight,” she said.

“You have enough energy to lose weight.” He squatted down and stared at her, said with a smile.

She glared at him, annoyed, “You laugh at me.”

He laughed, leaned up, and kissed her, “How can I?”

She grinned her lips reluctantly, and said, “I want to sleep, you can eat it yourself.”

He suddenly hugged her sideways and walked outside.

“Why, I don’t want to go.” She struggled to jump off the ground, “I told you not to go.”

“Then eat with me.” He took her out.

According to a reporter from this newspaper, at dinner time today, an imposing man entered a famous local restaurant XX in collaboration with a beaded woman. The woman kept burying her head to eat during the meal. The scene was full of wind and clouds, like a locust crossing the border. It scared the shopkeeper ’s three souls to see the seven souls. It made people have to sigh Zhumen wine. Did n’t learn well, forget to forgive.)

The two shuffled their stomachs on the sofa, and once again staged TV dramas, but this time the person holding the remote control was replaced by Zhao Fanzhou.

“Hey, don’t stop at the shopping counter.” Zhou Xiao stretched his feet and kicked Zhao Fanzhou on the other side of the sofa. A mop advertisement is playing on the shopping desk. A graceful woman is holding the mop on the floor. She is wearing a light blue T-shirt and the neckline is a deep V near the belly button. Her little waist bends. The world is beginning to choppy … The ad word is probably what high-tech nano mop developed to make your home look new and so on. This year even the mop is nano … No, the point is, this TV station only hurt her two days ago, she should not watch this station!

“What’s so beautiful about the mop, I don’t want to read it,” she protested.

“Remote control failed.” He grabbed her ankle and dragged her to the leg, sitting around her waist and resting her head on her shoulder. The remote control tucked into her arms. Just go. ”

Zhou Xiao held the remote control and pressed it against the TV for a long time, but he couldn’t get to the station. When he was angry, he threw the remote control on the sofa. “I told you to buy the remote control and you don’t want to buy it.”

“I’ll buy it tomorrow, shall I?” Zhao Fanzhou bit her earlobe and complained, “I have a bad temper.”

Zhou Xiao shrank his neck, avoided his mouth, and instead bit him, “You haven’t got a good temper.”

Between the two playing, the TV suddenly heard a ferocious and loud voice, “Have you ever been sad because your chest is not proud enough? Have you ever felt inferior for not being able to walk and hold your chest up? Have you ever used … Your second development will make your two peaks implicit and make women more confident! ”

Dou Da’s sweat beads slipped from the heads of the two men and looked at each other, completely speechless … “Implicit”? Zhou Xiaoche, who graduated from the Chinese Department, thoroughly persuaded the word.

After ten seconds of silence, Zhao Fanzhou’s eyes drifted to her chest and said quietly, “Wife, why don’t you lose weight as much as you do, at least … you are implicit.”

The author has something to say: Fan is here …

Because it is a fan, the speed is slower and the number of words is less. (Do n’t refute, this causality is my own logic)

Implicitly □□, I really saw this word in a certain breast enlargement advertisement …. At that time, I felt like a thunderbolt, and the rest was just for me.

In other words, the new article is deserted, and those who are free can hold a show …. The people who are not available are transparent to me.