The Rise of the Writers of the Republic of China - Chapter 1061

   (Originally I wanted to write about Zhou Hexuan’s reformation and return to the mainland to invest, but I wrote it and deleted it, because it must involve a lot of big people. It would be too fake if I didn’t write it, and it would be easy to violate the rules if I wrote it.)

  2008, summer.

  Chen Shuo and Du Xiaoxi are both college student volunteers. As the opening time of the Olympic Games is approaching, they are tired like dogs these days. After nine o’clock in the evening, they returned to the shared house, took a shower and started visiting Tianya Forum and Peking University BBS.

   “Xiaoxi, don’t stick to the water, play Warcraft with me for a while.” Chen Shuo shouted.

  Du Xiaoxi went to the living room to turn on the TV: “Stop playing, come watch TV with me, I heard that today’s “Three Walks” has a mysterious guest.”

  The sky and the earth are big, not as big as his girlfriend, so Chen Shuo can only go to the living room and sit down.

   “Three Walks” became an explosion a few years ago, and was widely loved by intellectuals and the middle class. Although the ratings have been declining in the past two years, there are still countless die-hard fans, and the host Dou Wentao has also become a male idol in the minds of many literary and artistic university girls.

  Du Xiaoxi sat cross-legged on the sofa, half snuggled in her boyfriend’s arms, chewing snacks like a hamster.

   “Threesome!”

  The camera was aimed at the host Dou Wentao, and then two old men appeared: “Today we have invited two guests, audience friends should all know each other.”

  Du Xiaoxi put down the potato chips and asked her boyfriend, “Who are these two? A little familiar.”

  Chen Shuo stared at the TV screen with wide eyes, and muttered, “No… no way, the one on the left seems to be Academician Zhou Weilie! He has never been on TV shows.”

Before Du Xiaoxi came back to his senses, Dou Wentao on the TV had already started to introduce: “The one on my left is the father of Chinese electronic computers, the father of the Internet in China, academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, academician of the Royal Academy of Sciences, member of the Royal Society, Fei The prover of Ma’s Great Theorem, Mr. Zhou Weilie.”

   “Hello everyone!” Zhou Weilie waved to the camera.

  Chen Shuo slapped his thigh: “As expected, it’s Academician Zhou. He came to Peking University to give a lecture last time, but unfortunately I missed it.”

   Dou Wentao added: “The big people should be introduced at the end, the one on my right, I think all Chinese who have read junior high school know that Mr. Zhou Hexuan, the master of culture!”

   “Zhou Hexuan?!”

  Chen Shuo and Du Xiaoxi almost jumped up in shock.

  Chen Shuo said, “Is he not dead yet?”

   “Is it over 100 years old?” Du Xiaoxi asked.

On the TV, Dou Wentao grinned and said, “I received a phone call in the middle of the night last night, and the director personally called and asked me to fly to the Phoenix Club in Beijing to record the show the next day, saying that I had invited two guests as guests. I was stunned at the time. I haven’t slept all night, you see blood in my eyes now.”

   Zhou Hexuan smiled and asked, “Is it because my wrist is too big?”

“More than a big name, set up a vocabulary on the Internet, you are a great **** now,” Dou Wentao said, “I grew up reading your books when I was a child. I remember when I was in junior high school, your texts had more than ten pages, and Mr. Lu Xun’s texts had more than ten pages. .Good guy, after two texts, a fraction of a Chinese textbook is gone.”

   “Do you vomit while doing reading comprehension?” Zhou Hexuan laughed.

   “That’s not true,” Dou Wentao said. “Actually, I like your text very much, at least it’s easier to recite than Mr. Lu Xun’s.”

   Zhou Hexuan said: “His words are too eloquent.”

   “Yes, very eloquent,” Dou Wentao was a little nervous at first, but now he has completely let go, he leaned sideways and asked, “How is your relationship with Mr. Lu Xun?”

   Zhou Hexuan said: “I met him once, I helped him buy a train ticket, and he invited me to eat fried noodles.”

   Dou Wentao gossip: “I remember Mr. Lu Xun had an essay saying that he invited you to drink bean juice.”

   “I didn’t drink it, I’m not used to the taste.” Zhou Hexuan said.

   “It seems that you are from Beijing?” Dou Wentao said.

   Zhou Hexuan said: “It was called Zhili at the time, it was between Beijing and Tianjin, but now it seems to be under the jurisdiction of Beijing.”

   Dou Wentao: “Five rings?”

   “Yes, I’m from the suburbs of Beijing, not from the city.” Zhou Hexuan said.

   Dou Wentao laughed happily: “Mr. Zhou, I suddenly found that you are very humorous. Is this the secret of your longevity? You are 110 years old this year.”

   “The secret of longevity is not humor, it’s eating, sleeping, and playing,” Zhou Hexuan joked, “Look at that Zhang Hanqing, who is proficient in eating, drinking, prostitution, gambling, and sampling, and he is not 100 years old.”

   Dou Wentao said: “You are still very strong, you speak clearly, and you look like a 70-year-old man. This time you came to Beijing to watch the Olympics?”

   “Let’s take a look around while you’re still alive, and inspect the parish by the way.” Zhou Hexuan said.

   “Diocese?” Dou Wentao didn’t understand.

   Zhou Weilie suddenly interjected: “Flying Noodle Sect, my father is the Pope.”

   Dou Wentao said: “I have never heard of this sect.”

   Zhou Weilie began to talk about the teachings of the “Flying Mian Sect”, explained a few words briefly, and finally said with a wry smile: “I was also dragged into the church by my father, and now I am the archbishop of the Diocese of Zhajiang Noodles in Beijing.”

  Du Xiaoxi, who was watching TV, exclaimed: “Wow, this flying face **** is so cool, I want to join too!”

  Chen Shuo said cheerfully: “It’s quite interesting, I’ll ask you another day.”

   After chatting for a while, Dou Wentao saw that Zhou Weilie didn’t talk much, so he deliberately brought the topic to Zhou Weilie: “Academician Zhou returned to China in the 1950s?”

   “In 1956, I received a secret letter from my teacher, Mr. Hua Luogeng, and returned to China to participate in the research and development of the first generation of computers.” Zhou Weilie said.

   Dou Wentao asked: “During the Ten-Year Movement, were you not affected?”

   Zhou Hexuan said with a smile: “Wow, your show is really big, you have to hurry up and restrain yourself. I also have shares in Phoenix TV, be careful not to screw it up.”

   Dou Wentao was taken aback: “Mr. Zhou is a shareholder of Phoenix Satellite TV?”

   “Otherwise, why would I agree to your director to record the show?” Zhou Hexuan said.

   Dou Wentao pretended to get up and bowed: “Disrespect, disrespect, hello boss!”

   Zhou Hexuan followed him: “You little comrade is very spiritual, I’ll raise your salary later.”

   “Then I have to bow two more times.” Dou Wentao said and stood up again.

   Zhou Hexuan raised his hand and said, “Forget it, your kowtow will only go up so much. After all, I am a black-hearted capitalist.”

  The two babbled for a while, and Dou Wentao said to Zhou Weilie, “Academician Zhou, let’s continue the topic just now. Have you been affected during the exercise?”

Zhou Weilie shook his head and said: “In my unit, my colleagues are either my father’s friends, or my father’s students, or students of my father’s friends, at least they have been favored by my father. ‘, I am a ‘group pet’ in the R&D team, and everyone takes good care of me.”

“Bullshit,” Zhou Hexuan unabashedly revealed the secret, “the reason why you’re okay is because you’re on the protection list. There are a total of 14 letters against you, and Duke Zhou handed them all to me, and they’re still in my drawer now. , I know your every move on the mainland!”

   Zhou Weilie said in surprise, “Is there still such a thing?”

   Dou Wentao suddenly received a warning from the director. He immediately smiled and said, “Three people, see you after the commercial!”

During the    advertisement, Du Xiaoxi immediately rushed back to the computer and called Peking University BBS to post: “The great writer Zhou Hexuan is still alive, he is 110 years old, and I just saw him in “Three Walks”.

   It is now during the summer vacation, but the popularity of Peking University BBS is still very strong, and there are dozens of replies soon.

   “What a coincidence, I’m watching too!”

   “No way, 110 years old and still alive?”

   “Mr. Zhou is so naughty, and he plays self-deprecating.”

   “Zhou Hexuan and Lu Xun, my childhood nightmare…”

   “Legend of the Galactic Heroes is awesome.”

   “The Truck Driver remake of Titanic made me cry.”

   “What does “Titanic” have to do with Zhou Hexuan?”

   “Original author of the novel.”

   “Damn it, is it true or false?”

   “I prefer “The Little Prince” and bought a copy for my son last month.”

   “I’ll go and capture a senior brother alive, which year did you graduate?”

   “The 2002 Tsinghua University.”

   “Kill Tsinghua Dog! This is the site of Peking University.”

   “Hehe, my wife is from Peking University. Children, call me brother-in-law.”

   “That Tsinghua dog, who dares to rob my Peking University girl, die!”

   “That Tsinghua dog, who dares to rob my Peking University girl, die!”

   “That Tsinghua dog, who dares to rob my Peking University girl, die!”

   “That Tsinghua dog, who dares to rob my Peking University girl, die!”

   “That Tsinghua dog, who dares to rob my Peking University girl, die!”

   “Hey, you guys seem to be crooked.”

   “Mr. Zhou is the old principal of our Peking University. Will he return to Peking University when he starts school?”

   “I guess people will leave Beijing after watching the Olympics.”

“possible……”

  Du Xiaoxi returned to the sofa with the notebook and watched “Three Walks” while sticking to the water.

   “Damn it, I just checked the encyclopedia, and the current king of Belgium is actually Zhou Hexuan’s grandson!”

“Cut, ignorant, our old principal is amazing. Have you seen Song Hongbing’s “Currency War”? There is a passage that specifically mentions the old principal. When World War II just ended, the old principal cashed out Jasperbond, Coca-Cola and Royal Pharma. A large number of stocks, he has invested in dozens of Japanese companies in one go, and now he is the behind-the-scenes boss of several major consortia in Japan.”

   “Can you trust Song Hongbing’s book? You’re not a finance major, right?”

   “I’m from the Chinese Department, and the one I admire most is the old principal.”

“What is there to admire about Zhou Hexuan, the lackey of the British, he went to Hong Kong to be a Justice of the Peace as soon as the country was founded, and then came back to find a sense of existence when the country became strong. What did he contribute to China during the Anti-Japanese War? He did it again when the new China was established. What contribution? Now that he is praised to the sky, in fact, he is a shameless literati, and his **** is useless.”

“Ha ha.”

“Ha ha.”

“Ha ha.”

“LSSSS, are you joking? I don’t know about other things. I studied communication engineering. China was blocked by the international community during a special period. Many of our professional high-end equipment and materials were smuggled from Hong Kong by Mr. Zhou. “

   “Ignore that idiot, biting like a dog. During the Anti-Japanese War, Mr. Zhou donated dozens of planes at one time. Does this mean he did not contribute to the Anti-Japanese War?”

“I study history. Mr. Zhou is in the field of history, and that is Mount Everest. Since the 1980s, who can avoid him who has studied history in China? He is not only the founder of modern Chinese historiography, but also the world’s modern historiography. The originator of the mountain!”

   “The same is true for literature majors. The old principal created several literary schools.”

   “I study quantum physics, I only know ‘Zhou Hexuan’s cat’.”

   “I studied medicine, and Zhou Hexuan won the Nobel Prize in Medicine with others for his discovery of sulfonamide.”

   “Didn’t Zhou Hexuan win the Nobel Prize for Literature? What the **** is the Medicine Prize?”

   “I can prove that Zhou Hexuan won the Nobel Prize in Medicine. I was there at the time.”

   “Fuck off, China was in the war of resistance when the award was given, and Zhou Hexuan didn’t even go to accept the award.”

   “Damn, it’s so embarrassing to brag.”

   “Damn it, is Zhou Hexuan Long Aotian? I also recognize his literary and historical achievements. How did he get involved in the fields of physics and medicine, and he even won the Nobel Prize in Medicine.”

   “My Motherland” and “On the Songhua River” were also written by him, and he wrote the music and lyrics together.”

“I’m afraid you still don’t know, my buddy is a music player. He said that Zhou Hexuan is recognized as the ‘father of rock and roll’, so he asked if he was awesome! The world’s first rock song was the anti-reverse song composed by Zhou Hexuan during World War II. war song.”

   “Father of Rock and Roll? Ogmaika, wife, come out and see God!”

   “Hehe, let me show you a photo, the one in the middle of the first row is Zhou Hexuan.”

   “What the **** is Tianjin Martial Arts Museum?”

“Zhou Hexuan is the deputy director of Tianjin Martial Arts Museum. He is absolutely a master! He created mixed martial arts together with Bruce Lee, and the two are known as the ‘father of mixed martial arts’. Now the popular UFC mixed martial arts competition in Europe, America and Hong Kong, the behind-the-scenes boss is Zhou Hexuan In the photo, the person sitting next to Zhou Hexuan is Xue Dian, anyone who knows it should know.”

“What you said is nothing new, Zhou Hexuan really knows martial arts. He has learned from swordsman Li Jinglin, and he is slightly better. Not only is he excellent in swordsmanship, but he is also elusive with his Bagua palm. ‘.”

   “Dude, you’ve read a lot of literature from the stalls…”

“Hey, that’s enough for you. If you continue to joke like this, something big will happen. The major shareholder of Blizzard is ‘Oriental Holdings’, and the boss of ‘Oriental Holdings’ is Zhou Bingyao, Zhou Hexuan’s grandson. Whoever dares to talk nonsense, let Zhou Hexuan see it, Beware that “World of Warcraft” is not updated on the mainland!”

   “Damn it, it’s terrible. I love you, old principal, you are a good person!”

   “Long live the monsters, long live the principal!”

   “Whoever dares to speak ill of the old principal again, I promise not to kill him!”

   “Actually, the person I admire most is Mr. Zhou. He is electricity, he is light, and he is the only myth.”

   “I’m still a Superstar.”

“Speaking of which, you may not believe it. I used to like Chinese class the most, because there were Mr. Zhou’s articles in it. When reading the text, Mr. Zhou’s wonderful words kept me from dozing off, and the quality of my studies improved. If you write well, you can pass the exam.”

   “Do you want a blue bottle?”

  “…”