The Saint’s Dungeon Business - Chapter 21

The Saint’s Dungeon Affairs – 21

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“We are sorry but we got to go to the dungeon right now, and we are already late. Come on, get up. Let’s hurry,” said Sarah.

That’s new to me. I was planning to stay in the city for today. I think we’re good to rest for today and recover from yesterday’s fatigue.

“W-what? Weren’t we staying today?”

“What do you mean? We’ve leveled up so much, so we should go level up our job levels! When will you get strong when you’re so lazy?”

Welp, her goal is being strong. I suppose she’d hurry herself to the dungeon. I can understand that but wasn’t the dungeon you experienced yesterday traumatic?

“Well, that’s that. I’m sorry but we can’t show you the Saint skills.”

Hey, don’t decide that yourself! I decide whether I show them to her or not, after seeing her face–.

“Hmm. If that’s the case, allow me to accompany you. This one is interested in how someone with the Saint job would handle the battles.”

“E-excuse me?! No. How are we supposed to fight in a battle we’ve just met?”

“This one will follow you in a distance and just observe, so don’t mind this lady. She wouldn’t mind even if you treat her like thin air.”

“Quit your nonsense. The dungeon is dangerous.”

“You need not worry over this one. this one has peeked at one end of magic cultivation. The monsters you would be able to handle wouldn’t even leave a cut on this one.”

“Still you can’t. Only registered adventurers can enter the dungeon.”

“Do not worry about that either. This has been a registered adventurer by the guild for a very long time.”

“Eeek!”

Ran out of arguments, Sarah became upset and suddenly looked at me. I mean, what do you want me to do?

Sarah and I couldn’t find any other reason to refuse, so we headed to the dungeon with a chuunibyou robe-lady named Diana on our tail. She’s interested in how I fight? What does she mean? I fight like a normal fighter. Saint isn’t a job for combat, after all.

And to talk about Sarah, she’s not in a great mood. She’s been like that since we met Diana. If it wasn’t Sarah I would have been very proud of this girl knowing she’s got jealous, but Sarah wouldn’t do such a praiseworthy thing.

“Hey. Sarah.”

“Why?!”

“I-I just wanted to ask you where we should go today.”

“…Right. How about we hunt the wolfdogs for now?”

One of the good things about Sarah is that she is sincere when it comes to combat. But wolfdogs? Yesterday she said she’d rather hunt stronger monsters, and now she wants to hunt wolfdogs when her level is even higher?

“Wolfdogs? Didn’t you say you want to hunt stronger enemies?”

“I reflected on what happened yesterday. First I want to become good enough to handle a horde of female wolfdogs by myself.”

“It’s good to be careful but you don’t have to be timid. What happened yesterday was abnormal. Even if one calls for backup, it is rare for so many wolfdogs to gather around like that.”

“…I see. Then let’s decide after seeing how much stronger we’ve become by testing ourselves against the wolfdogs.”

“Sounds good to me.”

So we were back to the wolfdogs habitat. We have no problem earning enough for a day’s use by hunting them, but we’ve been here way too long, I want to hunt different monsters now. Let’s hunt one group and then go deeper.

Soon enough we ran into a group of three females. Another females…. It seems we’re seeing more female wolfdogs these days.

“Okay, let’s make sure to never allow them to howl this time around!”

“Yeah, let’s do it.”

Sarah finally smiled at my over-the-top action. And the fight against the female wolfdogs ended more easier than we thought. Sarah’s attack got strong enough to damage the female wolfdogs, and I got stronger too, by a bit at least. I protected Sarah from the wolfdogs going at her, and we looked out for the howlings. The fight was over before we knew it.

“So? Was that good enough for you?”

I said to the robe-lady following us quietly like a ghost. She wouldn’t have seen such a smooth battle from a low-level, right?

“this one is afraid you misunderstood. You fought with your pure strength. this one intends not to see a hoax but the battle of a Saint.”

“What the hell is a battle of Saint?”

“Mmm?”

The robe-lady tilted her head as if she’s hinting me that I’m the one being. That’s mildly infuriating seeing a faceless piece of cloth tilting its head sideways.

“If what this one heard is not wrong you are a Saint. What ’tis good for you to ask me?”

“Saint is sex-related job, after all. Don’t you see it’s not for combat?”

“You don’t understand. Don’t you have skills that can please the target?”

“I do but there’s nothing to do with combat.”

“You could use it on enemies during combat.”

Say… what?

I felt like lightning struck inside my head. She’s not talking nonsense. I’ve just tasted a glimpse of something way scarier.

“Skills that can disturb the enemy’s senses can become an attack that collapses the enemy’s defense. It seems that you’re the one forming the front line, and wouldn’t it draw the attention preventing the enemies from going for your backline? this one doesn’t understand your meaning when you say it doesn’t have anything to do with combat.”

In other words, this robe-lady is saying this: make the monsters be in rut with my skills. I shuddered at her idea. She wasn’t a simple chuunibyou. How come the world has such a mad lad in this world? I thought to myself that if I’m full of crazy-energy, she’s on another level completely.

“W-wait. What if I use Saint skills on the monster, and I lose? That wouldn’t end pretty!”

“If you lose you wouldn’t end up pretty in any way, would you? In that case, it is this one’s humble opinion that it’d be better for you to increase the chances of winning any way you can.”

She’s got a point. I got persuaded for a moment. No. nonononono. That’s not good! Fuck! I almost got persuaded! If I use it on wolfdogs, would it jump on me like a dog in heat? Well, it’d be a dog in heat. That’s not alright? Can I really handle that kind of situation?

Wuf! Wuf!

Another group of female wolfdogs were approaching, giving me no time to think over it.

“Splendid timing. I have great expectations on this battle.”

“Expect my ass!”

Or so I thought, but I am tempted to use it on them. To be exact, it triggered my gamer’s instinct to check on what would happen if I use Saint skills on the monsters. Am I really doing it? Would it be alright? It should be fine, right? Yeah, I’m doing it. I wouldn’t get killed by these monsters. What could go wrong?

I used Sex Analyze on the wolfdog. Some particular parts were highlighted with pink. Half of me wanted it to work and the other half wanted it to not, and it worked. Looking at the erogenous zones of a wolfdog, I felt my eyes were violated. Fuck this! Now I’m at it, this is all or nothing! I used Saints Touch that emphasizes pleasure on touch on one of the erogenous zones.

Wuf! Wuf! Wuf! Wuf! Wuf!

And it was indescribably super effective. Probably because it’s an animal with only instinct left in its head, when it got touched it twitched a bit, and started to crazily jump on me with a red glow on its eyes, drooling  all over the place.

Woah! Fuck! Fucking bitch! Go away!

It was way too effective; it wouldn’t care about Sarah’s arrows but just run at me. In alarm, I instinctively used all my weight to strike it down. Woah, that startled me.

“Splendid. It works with just a touch. That is very intriguing.”

“It’s not!”

But yeah. I’ll admit. It surely is effective. Animals move only by their instinct, so even when it was dying from Sarah’s arrows, it died with its eyes fixed on me. Apart from the downside that I might lose my chastity, this might be the best taunt ever!

“Hmm. Could you care to enlighten me how that skill activates?”

“Huh? I just touch them with my hands. Why, though?”

“So what is the exact definition of ‘touch’? For example, does it count as a ‘touch’ and the skill activates if you attack it with your hand?”

It felt like another lightning struck inside my head. She’s right with that! Come to think of it, this skill makes the target twitch a bit at a sudden pleasure on touch. Therefore, it can work like a ‘stun skill’ in other games. What if I blow consecutive punches with Saint’s Touch activated on my fists? Wouldn’t it stun the target indefinitely and make it like a sandbag? Okay, that’s what I’m going to do the next time.

“Okay! Let’s move on! Next round. Next round!”

I forgot that I was going deeper today, and I went to scout for the next wolfdog for the follow-up questions.

And it went just as I thought. Even if I punch it with Saints Touch activated, the wolfdogs couldn’t help but to twitch at the sudden pleasure given by the skill effect, and I blow consecutive punches within the stun period to extend the stun. If I overuse it the target may get used to it, nullifying the effect, but at least it worked great on the wolfdogs I can defeat with a three or four punches.

“Interesting. You can stun the monsters with it as well. Splendid application ability you’ve got.”

Not as much as you, though! What exactly is this robe-lady? That weird way of talking, too. Could she not be a chuunibyou but actually someone great? At least she’s being helpful with her plentiful ideas. Her level seems to be quite high. Should I try to persuade her to join the party?

“Are you satisfied now? Because we’ve got to continue our exploration and you may go back.”

“this one may not. Curiosity still bothers me. And this one wants to experience it herself, too.”

Sarah looked at me with her intense eyes. I mean, what did I do?! Of course, I’m looking forward to demonstrating saint skills to that robe-lady, but I’m not the one who asked for it!

Don’t tell me you want me to refuse it. I’m sorry but I won’t. I’m not that kind of person who hates sex with passion. I’d rather consider it a very good thing. So I’m doing it with her. Of course, under the condition her face under the robes is pretty. Who would kick off the fortune that rolled itself to them?

I have a high expectation on the robe-lady’s face. Seeing how she speaks and gives me combat-related advice, she must be confident with her skills.

Which means, thanks to her high level it’s very likely for her to be beautiful. To say the least, she’d be above average. And such a lady came to me to have her. It’s not just sensually appeasing, but I can actually take the practical benefit called Levelling! Hooray to isekai! I’d lick the goddess’s feet if she says so.

With such a determined mind, I looked at Sarah with a smile. No matter how much you stare at me, I’m going to do it. I don’t know what she thought of my smile but her eyes were not as intense. Heh. For the record, I haven’t said anything. Misunderstanding is a dangerous thing.

“So that wasn’t enough? What’s left to be curious about?”

“Hmm. For example, what happens when you use it on male monsters?”

“Wait, What? What do you mean?”

“Exactly what it means. It is understandable that all the monsters jumped on you because they were all female wolfdogs, but what happens when you use it on male monsters?  Do they jump on you? Or do they go for the females around?”

That’s actually a good question. What if I didn’t know it and used it on a male monster, and it suddenly goes for Sarah? That’s horrible just to think about. Of course, it’s just as horrible to think of a male monster jumping on me with its dick erected and eyes going red. On a second thought, I don’t want to prove this one. Do I need to do it, though? I just don’t have to use it on male monsters, ever. Man, this will be mentally bad for either result!

But this technique is a way too useful to not use it. I’m at the dungeon that can take lives. It’d be better to use everything I could. And male wolfdogs are great to test this out on, since they’re no threat to Sarah anymore.

I don’t have many choices. Let’s just get it over with.

Being more determined than I have ever been in this world, we moved on to find a male wolfdog.