The School Grass Is Too Overbearing, How to Break It - Chapter 149
149. “I suspect they are gay”
Ji Tong returned to the room and said with Fang Qing anxiously, “I think Xiaofeng has something wrong.”
Fang Qing: “Does he disagree that we have children?”
Ji Tong: “No… he agrees very much, and said that he won’t have children in his life anyway.”
Fang Qing’s eyes became weird.
Ji Tong said worriedly: “What kind of child, do you think he is only 16 years old, is he sure he won’t have children in this life?”
Fang Qing gasped: “So he…”
Ji Tong: “Yes!”
Fang Qing: “…have the superpower to predict the future?”
Ji Tong: “…”
Ji Tong said sternly: “I suspect Xiaofeng is gay. Do you remember the time that Rongrong Women’s Wear, I told you, I suspect that they are in love, but you just didn’t want to talk about Rongrong Women’s Wear. This question-are you strong enough to face the facts now?”
“I’m not sure.” Fang Qing put her arms around her belly, “After all, I’m pregnant…” Maybe not as strong as before.
Ji Tong listened carefully, and bursts of cheers and laughter came from the room downstairs. He couldn’t help but feel distressed: “Xiaofeng and Rongrong must be having fun now…No, we must face this severe test. Come with me.”
He beckoned and beckoned Fang Qing to follow up, and the two people crept out of the room and lurked outside Lu Rong’s room.
Across a door panel, two boys were heard talking and laughing inside.
Ji Wenfeng: “Are you comfortable?”
Lu Rong: “Yeah~”
Ji Wenfeng: “Do you want more?”
Lu Rong: “What I want…”
Ji Wenfeng: “Please.”
Lu Rong: “Please go deeper… a little deeper…”
Ji Wenfeng: “Call me brother.”
Lu Rong is soft and glutinous: “Brother Xiaofeng——”
Ji Wenfeng chuckled softly: “Satisfy you.”
Ji Tong and Fang Qing’s faces turned green.
Ji Tong lowered his voice and said, “I’ll just say it!”
Fang Qing: “They are just two children!”
Lu Rong suddenly exclaimed: “Wait a minute, too, too hard…”
Ji Wenfeng smiled sullenly: “Can’t you take it this way? Hey, he said no, but his body is very honest.”
Jitong couldn’t listen anymore, and slammed the door open: “Stop!”
Fang Qing stumbled behind him, and the two fell to the floor with a thud.
Lu Rong let out a scream: “Ah!!!”
Ji Tong and Fang Qing raised their heads and saw Lu Rong lying on Ji Wenfeng’s lap, while Ji Wenfeng was holding a cotton swab and was digging out Lu Rong’s ears.
Ji Tong and Fang Qing: “…”
Lu Rong covered his ears and rolled in Ji Wenfeng’s arms: “My ears! My ears!”
Ji Wenfeng’s face was pale: “What are you doing all of a sudden!” He shook his hand and made Lu Rong hurt. “What are you doing in a daze, call an ambulance!”
Early the next morning.
The four people gathered in a table for breakfast, with white gauze wrapped around Lu Rong’s ears.
In this silence, Lu Rong faintly raised his eyes, faintly opening his voice: “Mom. Uncle Ji.”
Ji Tong and Fang Qing shook like a named elementary school student, “…Eh.”
Lu Rong: “Can you not do it in the future? I suddenly opened the door and came in. The doctor said, I will be deaf if I do it again.
Ji Tong and Fang Qing: “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry!”
Ji Wenfeng said displeased: “What did you suddenly come in last night for?”
Ji Tong and Fang Qing waved their hands quickly: “Nothing, nothing, nothing!”
You are only pure children who dig their ears out of each other, don’t know the dirty thoughts of us adults are good!
Ji Wenfeng glanced at them disgustingly, then lay on the table and asked Lu Rong, “Have you finished eating?”
Lu Rong drank the milk obediently and put down the cup.
Ji Wenfeng picked up the schoolbags of two people, put them on his shoulders, and said casually: “Go to school.”
The two boys left one after the other.
Ji Tong and Fang Qing watched them leave, smiled at each other, and sighed: “It’s really the pure friendship of young people…”
The two teenagers turned across the corridor, and Ji Wenfeng suddenly grabbed Lu Rong’s sleeve and pulled him over, Yun Danfeng lightly kissed his little mouth.
Lu Rong gave him a light push.
Ji Wenfeng: “Be good, give your husband another kiss.”
Lu Rong: “Have you eaten eggs? Vomit.”
Ji Wenfeng: “Be careful when I give you a deep French kiss.”
Lu Rong: “Go away.”
After the quarrel, the little finger hooked the little finger, and went to school sticky.
After Lu Rong and Ji Wenfeng returned home that day, Ji Tong handed them two T-shirts: “Get ready, and take a family portrait later.”
Lu Rong shook his t-shirt and found that it was printed with “sweetfamily” and it was also wrapped in a heart of love. He was speechless about the design of a happy reunion.
Fang Qing put her arms around the shoulders of the two children: “The third child is about to be born. Before she comes, we will shoot first. This way we can brag to her that we came first. She is not easy to be proud.”
Ji Wenfeng: “…” My sister is a bit pitiful.
But his heart to let her learn art will not be shaken!
Lu Rong: “Do we both have to dress like this?” It felt a little silly and fufu.
Ji Tong opened his suit proudly, and he wore it underneath.
Fang Qing: “Your uncle Ji designed it by yourself. Don’t get the ink. Go and change it. After half an hour, the photographer will come and I will call you.”
Lu Rong went back to the room speechlessly and changed into a t-shirt. Suddenly he thought of taking pictures for a while and didn’t know when it was over, and he was going to starve Lu Lili. He hurriedly put down his schoolbag, took a carton of milk, sneaked out of the house, and walked towards No. 46.
He opened the door with the key, walked into the garden, and found that Lu Lili, who was supposed to be tied to the door, disappeared with his dog leash.
Lu Rong: “…?”
No, he obviously passed by here before going to school in the morning and lifted Lu Lili out of the cardboard box. Could it be that he jumped in by himself?
Lu Rong walked to the top of the cardboard box and looked down. There was no trace of the little milk dog.
Lu Rong: “!”
Lu Rong walked around the house in a panic. There was nothing except the white embryo that had not been renovated!
Lily, could it be stolen!
Thinking of this possibility, he went to the fence to check for signs of intrusion. The villas all have independent courtyards. The fences of the courtyards are not high. For houses that have not been renovated, it is easy for people with a bit of skill to enter.
He walked around and found two footprints on the fence!
Someone came in over the wall and stole Lu Lili!
Damn human trafficker!
Lu Rong immediately planned to go to the security court of the community to check and monitor. Who has stolen a puppy here today!
Just as Lu Rong hurriedly walked towards the gate, the voice of Ji Wenfeng suddenly came from the opposite side of the flower wall.
Ji Wenfeng: “Take the bones back, go, go.”
Lu Lili: “Woo…”
Ji Wenfeng: “Little fool.”
The security guard patrolled just right: “Hello, Master Ji!”
Ji Wenfeng: “Good.”
Security: “Walk the dog.”
Ji Wenfeng: “Yes.”
Security guard: “I saw Xiao Lu walking the dog yesterday.”
Ji Wenfeng smiled and pretended to be indifferent: “This is not a native dog, but a precious Holbein dog, more than one hundred thousand.”
The security guard was taken aback: “Really! No wonder, I said how the young master Ji’s house raises a native dog… But this famous product looks really like a native dog, haha.”
Ji Wenfeng rua twice Lu Lili unconvincedly: “When we grow up, we become handsome!”
Lu Rong: “…”
Vanity man!
What Holbein! Make up a few words! Yesterday, I searched for painting materials in order to train my sister to become an artist, and I found a brand of paint like Holbein!
Ji Wenfeng whistled and continued walking the dog, Lu Rong stopped him: “Ji Wenfeng.”
Ji Wenfeng was taken aback, turned his head and glanced at him, then speeded up his pace, pretending to not recognize Lu Lili and leading Lu Lili to pass by.
Lu Rong: “Stop.”
Ji Wenfeng went faster and faster, and even the rhythm of the whistle was consistent with the pace.
Lu Rong died of anger: “Ji Wenfeng! You dragged Lu Lili to death!”
Not only Lu Rong couldn’t catch up with him, even Lu Lili couldn’t catch up with him. Short legs gave up chasing, lying on the ground and letting the dog leash take him in any direction.
After hearing the words, Ji Wenfeng picked up the puppies and ran fast in his arms.
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Lu Rong was anxious to become wise, and sat on the ground: “Ah!”
Ji Wenfeng was finally willing to turn his head, carrying the puppies to pull his wife: “What’s the matter?!”
Lu Rong almost wanted to hit someone: “What’s the matter with you, are you sick if you jump into someone’s house and steal the dog?”
Ji Wenfeng blushed: “You…you look after the dog for that family’s house. I think you are very hardworking and help with walking the dog. How can this be called stealing?” He said that he quickly touched two Lu Lily.
Lu Rong: “Then I call you, what are you running?!”
Ji Wenfeng pretended that nothing happened and looked around at the scenery.
He didn’t say that Lu Rong also knew.
Ji Wenfeng vowed not to Lu Lili yesterday, but in his heart he wanted to **** the dog very much, and he was upright and couldn’t say it. Moreover, people know that stealing a dog and walking this kind of thing, Ji Wenfeng can kill people.
“If you like it, then raise it.” Lu Rong suggested again.
Ji Wenfeng firmly said: “I don’t want to raise it! If you say yes, you can only have my dog!”
Lu Rong: “…”
Now I can say this in broad daylight.
Lu Rong: “Then this way, this dog belongs to you. It is not me who raises this dog, but you raise this dog. There is no competition between you and the dog.”
Ji Wenfeng lowered his eyes and looked at him carefully: “Then I have a dog, will Rongrong be jealous?”
Lu Rong: “I’m not you.” Not compared with dogs.
Ji Wenfeng solemnly promised: “I will treat you as good as before.” He lightly pecked his side face.
Lu Rong: “…” I really didn’t want to compare with dogs.
After Ji Wenfeng kissed Lu Rong, he happily lifted Lu Lili up and sucked it fiercely, as if taking drugs.
Lu Rong: “…” Damn, it really is impossible for a man to treat Xiaosan and the main house with a bowl of water!
At this time the phone rang.
Lu Rong said to Ji Wenfeng: “The photographer is here.”
Ji Wenfeng led Lu Rong, headed Lu Lili, and swaggered into the house.
Lu Rong reminded in a low voice from the side: “Seek everyone’s consent first. You must show Lily’s cuteness in front of them to make them feel soft. This time is also very beneficial to us, because we need to rush to shoot. This When they ask for it, they will compromise to a large extent in order not to delay the progress of the shooting. If they say, “Shoot first, then talk”, you just have to insist on “Promise first and then shoot”, and it’s all right.”
Ji Wenfeng said: “It doesn’t need to be so troublesome.”
Jitong, who was preparing to shoot in the garden, found that the children were back, and there was a puppy lying on the little limelight, and was shocked: “This is…”
Ji Wenfeng said coldly: “My dog.”
Ji Tong pushed his glasses: “It seems that I haven’t heard you talk about this…”
Ji Wenfeng said coldly: “I want to raise a dog.”
Ji Tong: “But now your sister is about to be born, your Aunt Fang is a little worried…” Your sister can’t bite this dog.
Ji Wenfeng’s eyes sharpened: “I don’t care. I want to raise a dog!”
Ji Tong: “Okay, okay.”
Ji Wenfeng stuffed Lu Lili into Ji Tong’s hand: “His name is Lu Lili. Call it!”
Jitong trembled: “…Li, Lily, good.”
Lily: “Woo~”
Lu Rong was dumbfounded!
He achieves his goals, and he uses negotiation and scheming.
Ji Wenfeng achieves his goal, but he usually uses threats and intimidation!
Terrible man!
When Fang Qing finished putting on makeup, there were Jitong, Xiaofeng, Rongrong, a horse and a dog in the yard.
Fang Qing stared at the horse dumbfounded: “This is…”
Ji Tong held Lu Lili in his arms and sat on a chair: “…Xiaofeng’s pet. On the day we returned from our honeymoon, it pulled the car.”
Later, she was kept in a nearby horse farm. Hearing that she would take pictures, Ji Wenfeng immediately called them to send Ji Rongrong back.
Fang Qing: “…oh.”
She fumbled and sat down on the edge of Jitong, feeling very nervous.
The whole composition shows Fang Qing and Jitong sitting on chairs, Ji Tong holding Lu Lili in his arms, Lu Rong and Ji Wenfeng standing behind, Ji Wenfeng holding Ji Rongrong in his hands.
Fang Qing looked straight ahead with a solemn face: “…that horse seems to be eating my hair.”
Ji Tong made her strong: “Little problem, this dog is still peeing on me.”
Photographer: “Eggplant!”
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Later, this family portrait was enlarged and hung above the stove.
The sunset, the mansion, the expressionless parents, the expressionless sons, a horse eating hair, a dog urinating all over the sky.
Everyone who has seen this photo said that the photo is full of modernist style, much like “American Gothic”.
Some people therefore conclude that the Ji family’s artistic aesthetic is quite high.
In private, even Fang Qing, who is not afraid of heaven and earth, often complains: “It looks weird.”
Ji Tong put his arms around her shoulders: “Wait until the fourth child is born.”
Fang Qing wondered: “Isn’t it the third child?”
Ji Tong told him popular science: “Lily is the third child.”
Fang Qing: “That Ji Rongrong…”
Ji Tong: “Ji Rongrong is just a horse.”
“How could this be…” Fang Qing was incomprehensible about the ranking of the family, “…this is too difficult.”
Ji Tong stared at the photo: “…that’s right.”
It’s too difficult for them to be parents.