The Smiling Proud Wanderer - Chapter 68 Chapter Thirty-Eight

Linghu Chong and Yingying were looking at each other and in that moment, all sorts of feelings welled up in their hearts. The razor glinted under the sun shining through the window. Linghu Chong thought, “Never thought this problem could be solved like that.”

Suddenly, there were some voices from below the Hanging Temple but they couldn’t hear them clearly as the voices moved farther away. After some time, they again heard people coming closer to the temple. Linghu Chong called out, “People!” When he heard his own cry, he realised his mute acupoint was already unsealed. From the acupoints on the body, the mute acupoint was sealed the lightest. As his internal energy was more abundant than Yingying, his mute acupoint was unsealed first. Yingying nodded. Linghu Chong wanted to extend his arms and legs, but he found out he still could not. He heard seven to eight people talking as they came inside the Hanging Temple and came up the Spirit Turtle Pavilion.

Someone with a coarse voice said, “There’s not even a ghost in this Hanging Temple, so what are we looking for? We have to be really careful.” This person was the mendicant monk Qiu Songnian.

“We have order from the top so we must do this well,” Monk Xibao said.

Linghu Chong hastily moved his internal energy to break through the sealed acupoints. However, his internal energies were mainly from other people so even though they were abundant, he couldn’t use them like they were his own. The more he forced it, the more difficult it became to unseal his acupoints. He heard Yan Sanxing said, “Mr. Yue said that after we succeeded, he’ll give us the Evil Resisting Sword Art. I don’t think we can rely on his words. Right now at Mount Heng-Shan, we’ve done a great merit already but there are so many people working on this matter, and we have not done something big enough. So why would he give the sword art to us?” While he was talking, a few people came up the stairs. When the door to the chamber was pushed open, they suddenly saw Linghu Chong and Yingying hanging from the beam with their hands and legs tied up. They all gasped in surprise.

“How come young lady Ren is here?” ‘Slippery and Hard to Grip’ You Xun questioned. “Hey, there’s also a monk.”

“Who dares to be so rude to young lady Ren?” Madam Zhang asked as she walked next to Yingying and released the ropes Yingying had been tied up with.

“Madam Zhang, wait, wait!” You Xun hastily interrupted.

“Why wait?” Madam Zhang queried.

“There’s something strange here,” You Xun argued.

“Yi, he’s not a monk,” Priest Yuling suddenly exclaimed. “He’s… he’s Headmaster Linghu, Linghu Chong.”

They all turned their heads around and looked at Linghu Chong. It took them a while but they finally recognised him. These eight people were usually in awe of Yingying, and they were also afraid of Linghu Chong. They immediately looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing what to do. Yan Sanxing and Qiu Songnian suddenly exclaimed at the same time, “What a great accomplishment!”

“That’s right!” Priest Yuling agreed. “What’s so rare about capturing a few nuns? But capturing the headmaster of Heng-Shan — now that’s a big accomplishment. Mr. Yue will definitely give us the Evil Resisting Sword Art now.”

“So what should we do?” Madam Zhang asked.

All eight of them thought of the same thing, “If we release young lady Ren, we won’t be able to capture Linghu Chong. We’ll even lose our lives here. So what should we do?” But regarding Yingying’s authority and power, they did not dare to not release her.

You Xun giggled and said, “As the saying goes, if your heart is small you’re not a nobleman, to be a gentleman you must be ruthless. It doesn’t matter if we’re not noblemen, but it’s a pity if we’re not gentlemen! Very pitiful!”

“You’re saying we should take this opportunity to kill her and shut her mouth?” Priest Yuling asked.

“I didn’t say it. You said it,” You Xun replied.

“Sacred lady has treated us with kindness. Whoever dares to treat her with disrespect, I’ll be the first one to go against it,” Madam Zhang said severely.

“Even if you release her now, do you think she can understand our situation?” Qiu Songnian argued. “How can she agree to let us capture Linghu Chong?”

“No matter what, we’re already in Heng-Shan School,” Madam Zhang said. “Betraying our headmaster is also treachery.” After she finished speaking, she extended her hand to release the ropes binding Yingying.

“Stop!” Qiu Songnian shouted fiercely.

“Speaking so loudly, are you trying to intimidate me?” Madam Zhang angrily replied.

With a hiss, Qiu Songnian drew his jiedao* out. Madam Zhang moved quickly and drew out a short sabre from her bosom cutting the ropes binding Yingying’s hands and legs. She was thinking Yingying’s martial art was very high so once the ropes binding her were cut, there was nothing to be worried of even with those seven people attacking. With a flash, Qiu Songnian slashed his jiedao down. Madam Zhang’s short sabre made ‘chi, chi’ sounds as she thrust three times and forced Qiu Songnian back a couple of steps.

The rest of the people saw Yingying became unbound and they were afraid. They quickly retreated outside the door wanting to be the first to go down from the pavilion. But when Yingying fell to the ground and did not jump up, they knew her acupoints were sealed. One by one, they slowly came back inside. You Xun giggled and said, “You know, we’re all good friends here. Why are we fighting with sabres? Isn’t that too dangerous?”

“When young lady Ren’s acupoints become unsealed, would we still be able to keep our lives?” Qiu Songnian called out. He gripped his jiedao tightly as he again rushed at Madam Zhang. Jiedao versus short sabre, the fighting was very intense. Qiu Songnian had a big stature and his sabre was big. Moreover, jiedao was very heavy. But against Madam Zhang’s close combat style, this mendicant monk actually didn’t find the fight easy at all.

You Xun laughingly said, “Stop fighting, stop fighting, let’s talk slowly.” His hand was holding a folded fan as he approached them to mediate.

“Scram! Don’t be in the way!” Qiu Songnian shouted.

“Yes, yes!” You Xun laughingly replied. He turned his body around and his right hand suddenly shot out. Madam Zhang cried out wretchedly. The steel fan in You Xun’s hand had already entered her throat. You Xun laughingly said, “We’re all friends here. I advised you not to fight but you didn’t want to hear me. Isn’t that a bit too treacherous?” When he pulled the fan out, blood sprayed out of Madam Zhang’s throat.

This was outside everyone’s expectation. Startled, Qiu Songnian took a step back and then he scolded, “Damn it! You son of a turtle were actually helping me.”

You Xun laughed and said, “If I don’t help you, who do I help then?” He turned around and said to Yingying, “Young lady Ren, you’re Chief Ren’s daughter. All of us gives way to you because of your father. But everyone of us respects and fears you only because you have the antidote for the ‘Three Corpse Brain Divine Pill’. But once this antidote is in our hands, Sacred Lady, you’ll be useless.”

“Right, right,” The six people all agreed. “Once we have taken her antidote, we can kill her to shut her up.”

“Let’s take an oath first,” Priest Yuling said. “Whoever leaks this matter out, the ‘Three Corpse Brain Divine Pill’ in him will come out instantly.” These people were thinking they must kill Yingying, but thinking of Ren Woxing, they were terrified. If this matter were to leak out, even though Jianghu was large, they still might not be able to find a shelter to hide in. The seven of them immediately said this oath.

Linghu Chong knew that once these people had finished saying their oaths, they would use their sabres to kill Yingying. So he hurriedly moved his inner energy to those acupoints which were still sealed, but he was still unable to unseal any of them. His heart was worried and he looked at Yingying. He saw she was also looking at him and there was no fear in her eyes at all. He was immediately relieved and thought, “In the end, we all must die. It would be very good for us to die together.”

Qiu Songnian said to You Xun, “Do it.”

“Monk Qiu has always done things very quickly and you have the most heroic spirit. I’d like to ask Brother Qiu to do it,” You Xun replied.

“If you don’t do it, I’ll butcher you first,” Qiu Songnian scolded.

“Since Brother Qiu doesn’t dare, then how about if Brother Yan do it?” You Xun laughingly said.

“Your granny, why don’t I dare? I just don’t feel like killing people today,” Qiu Songnian angrily replied.

“It doesn’t matter who does it. No one will ever reveal it,” Priest Yuling interrupted.

“Since it doesn’t matter, then Brother Priest, please do it,” Monk Xibao said.

“Why is everyone refusing?” Yan Sanxing said. “Let’s speak frankly here. No one here trusts anyone else. So let us all get our weapons out and kill young lady Ren at the same time.” Even though these people were ferocious and evil, when the moment arrived to kill Yingying, they did not dare to insult her even slightly.

“Wait, let me get the medicine first before we do anything else,” You Xun said.

“Why do you have to be the one to take it?” Qiu Songnian asked. “Once it’s in your hands, you will coerce other people. Let me take it.”

“If it’s in your hands, who’s to say that you won’t coerce other people?” You Xun replied.

“Stop wasting time!” Priest Yuling bellowed. “If we waste time till her acupoints are unsealed then it’ll be trouble. Let’s kill her first, then we’ll distribute the medicine!” With a hiss, he drew his long sword out. The others also took out their weapons and encircled Yingying. Yingying’s eyes were wide open as she unwaveringly stared at Linghu Chong. She was thinking of the events in these last few days when they were sharing some sweet moments together. The corners of her mouth were tenderly smiling.

Yan Sanxing called out, “I’m going to call one, two, three. We’ll move at the same time. One, two, three!” When the word ‘three’ came out of his mouth, seven weapons chopped down on Yingying’s body.

Who would have thought all seven weapons would stop by half a foot before they reach her body, as if they had a prior agreement to do this.

“Cowards, why didn’t you kill her?” Qiu Songnian scolded. “You were thinking the person beside you would do it so the blame wouldn’t fall on you!”

“You’re more of a coward,” Monk Xibao retorted. “You didn’t even chop down with your jiedao!”

Each of them, in their own mind, wanted the person beside them to kill Yingying first so that their own weapons wouldn’t need to be stained with blood. To kill someone they had always respected was actually not easy.

“Let’s do it again!” Qiu Songnian urged. “This time, whoever stops their weapons will be a bastard son of a turtle, birthed by a prostitute, worse than a dog! I’m going to call out one, two, three. One ——- Two ——–” The word ‘three’ had not left his mouth yet when Linghu Chong called out, “Evil Resisting Sword Art!”

The seven of them heard him and they immediately turned their heads around. Around four of them asked at the same time, “What?”

Yue Buqun had used the Evil Resisting Sword Art to blind Zuo Lengchan on top of the place of worship and this had spread throughout Wulin. These seven people were very jealous. These last few days, they had been thinking of this Evil Resisting sword manual day and night.

Linghu Chong recited, “Evil Resisting Sword Art, supreme swordsmanship, attain sword qi first, then learn the divine sword. Divine qi is the foundation, the essence of the sword art. How to develop the sword qi, how to borne the divine sword? Both secrets are contained in this.” When the first sentence was uttered, the seven people moved towards him for half a step. After the sixth or seventh sentence, all seven of them had left the side of Yingying and had gone beside Linghu Chong. When Linghu Chong stopped reciting, Qiu Songnian asked, “This… This is Evil Resisting sword manual?”

“If it’s not Evil Resisting sword manual, then is it Resisting Evil sword manual?” Linghu Chong answered.

“Continue reciting it,” Qiu Songnian persuaded.

Linghu Chong recited, “When practising the qi, mind must be sincere, clear your thoughts. Heart must be pure…” When he reached this point, he stopped reciting.

Monk Xibao urged, “Continue, continue.” But Priest Yuling’s mouth was muttering, trying to memorise those passages, “When practising the qi, mind must be sincere, clear your thoughts. Heart must be pure.”

Actually, Linghu Chong had not seen the Evil Resisting sword manual yet. The lines he was reciting were actually Huashan sword art’s formula, and he just changed the sentence ‘Huashan’s sword art, light and quick’ to ‘Evil Resisting Sword Art, supreme swordsmanship’. This was the root of Yue Buqun’s ‘Qi Branch’ formula, where the sentence ‘learn sword qi first, then learn the divine sword’ existed. Linghu Chong didn’t study much so his vocabulary was quite limited. In such a short time, how could he fluently invent those sentences just like a scholar?

But Qiu Songnian and the others had never heard Huashan sword art’s formula before. Second, they had been thinking of the Evil Resisting Sword Art and they were very fascinated by it. So once they heard someone reciting the formula of the Evil Resisting Sword Art, each one of them became muddle headed. How could they still have time to think whether the sword manual was real or false?

Linghu Chong continued with his recitation “Flow smoothly, fill the sword qi, Evil Resisting Sword comes out, everything will be killed…” This sentence ‘everything will be killed’ was made up by him because Huashan sword formula definitely did not have this kind of formula. After reciting till here, he said, “The, the… next sentence is something like ‘if unable to kill, sword art is ineffective’, but maybe not, I don’t remember it that clearly.”

Monk Xibao and the others asked, “Where’s the sword manual?”

Linghu Chong replied, “This sword manual… is certainly not on me.” At the same time he was saying this, he was also looking at his stomach. This sentence was really along the lines of ‘there’s no 300 taels here’*. Right after he said this, two hands promptly reached inside his clothes. One hand belonged to Monk Xibao, and the other to Qiu Songnian. All of a sudden, the two of them cried out miserably. Monk Xibao’s head had split open, while there was a sword piercing from the back of Qiu Songnian’s body all the way through to his chest. They had fallen victim to Yan Sanxing and Priest Yuling.

(*Translator’s note: This means clearly admitting that the sword manual is there.)

“We’ve worked so hard to get our hands on this Evil Resisting Sword Manual,” Yan Sanxing laughingly said. “Once this sword manual appeared, these two bastards wanted it for themselves. How can things be that easy in this world?” He then kicked away the two people’s corpses.

In the beginning, Linghu Chong pretended to recite the Evil Resisting Sword Manual because he saw Yingying’s life was in grave danger. So he thought up of an idea quickly wanting to lead these people away from her and delay them, thinking that Yingying’s and his acupoints might get unsealed soon. He never thought things would come to this point. Not only had he led these people away from her, they had even killed each other. Now, there were only five of them from the previous seven. Secretly, he felt really happy.

“No one has seen whether this sword manual is really on Linghu Chong’s body,” You Xun said. “But we’ve already killed each other first, that’s really impatient…” He had not finished speaking but Yan Sanxing was already rolling his eyes and staring at him hatefully.

“You’re saying we’re impatient. You don’t accept this, do you?” Yan Sanxing said. “I’m afraid you want to get this sword manual for yourself.”

“I don’t dare to get it for myself and end up like that big monk with my head split open,” You Xun replied. “Where’s the fun in that? But this sword manual is very famous in the world. We all wanted to widen our scope and have always thought about it.”

The Tung Cypress Whiz Duo said at the same time, “That’s right. No one is allowed to get it for himself. If you want to look then look at it together.”

Yan Sanxing said to You Xun, “Ok, then you get the sword manual out from this kid’s chest.”

You Xun shook his head and smiled. “I don’t have this idea of taking it for myself. I also don’t dare to see it first. Brother Yan, once you take it out, I’ll be satisfied if you just give me a peep at it.”

Yan Sanxing then said to Priest Yuling, “Then you go and take it out!”

“It’s still best if Brother Yan takes it out,” Priest Yuling replied.

Yan Sanxing looked at the Tung Cypress Whiz Duo, but the two of them were also shaking their heads. Yan Sanxing angrily said, “Do you think I don’t understand what the four of you bastards are thinking? You want me to take that sword manual and then you’re going to kill me. But this won’t work on me.” The five people were looking at each other. The situation was now deadlocked.

Linghu Chong was afraid they might again go and harm Yingying, so he said, “Don’t get too worried, let me try to remember more. Hmmm, Evil Resisting Sword comes out, everything will be killed, if unable to kill, sword art is ineffective… Not right, not right, sword art is ineffective, how can that be? Terrible, terrible, this sword manual is too profound. I just can’t remember it.”

Those five people had been intently trying to get the sword manual. When they heard such vulgar and crude words from this sword manual, their heart itched even more to get it.

Yan Sanxing slashed his sabre and shouted, “It’s not difficult if you want me to take the sword manual from this kid’s chest. Four of you step back outside the door, so I don’t have to worry about you sons of turtle attacking me from behind when I’m taking it.”

The Tung Cypress Whiz Duo just backed out of the door without saying anything. You Xun giggled but he also retreated outside. Priest Yuling hesitated before stepping back for a few steps. Yan Sanxing shouted, “Step outside of the door with both your legs!”

“What are you shouting for?” Priest Yuling replied. “If I want to go out then I’ll go out, if not, then what do you care?” Even though he said this, he still went outside the door at the end. The four people watched Yan Sanxing, and were thinking on his possible escape routes from this Spirit Turtle Pavilion. The stair was definitely the only escape route Yan Sanxing could take since it wouldn’t be possible for him to fly out from there.

Yan Sanxing turned around and his back was now facing Linghu Chong. He was gazing at the four people outside the door, afraid that they might suddenly sneak an attack on him. He reached back with his left hand to grope inside Linghu Chong’s bosom, but he could not feel any book in there. He held his sabre in his mouth by biting on it and he used his left hand to grab Linghu Chong’s chest while his right hand reached back to grope around. As he used strength on his left hand, he promptly felt his inner energy leaking out. He was startled and hastily tried to pull his hand back. But how could he have known that his hand would be stuck like it was glued to Linghu Chong’s skin and he couldn’t pull it back. He was even more startled now and hastily moved his internal energy to snatch his hand back. However, the more internal energy he used, the faster it leaked out. He struggled mightily as his inner energy was rushing out like the river torrent rushing down a dike.

Linghu Chong was in a desperate situation and suddenly there was an enemy’s internal energy being injected into him. He felt really happy and he said, “Why are you stopping my heart meridian? How about if you let me recite the sword formula for you to listen to?” He randomly moved his lips like he was saying something.

When Priest Yuling and the others saw it from outside the door, they really thought he was reciting the sword manual. They didn’t want to be disadvantaged since they couldn’t hear it so they immediately rushed inside to be in front of Linghu Chong.

“That’s it. That’s the sword manual,” Linghu Chong exclaimed. “Why don’t you take it out and give everyone a look!” But Yan Sanxing’s left hand was still glued to Linghu Chong’s body so how could he take it out?

Priest Yuling thought Yan Sanxing had grabbed the sword manual but because he wanted to keep it for himself, he didn’t want to take it out. He immediately extended his hand to Linghu Chong’s bosom to grab it too. When his hand bumped Linghu Chong’s skin, his inner energy leaked out and his hand was also glued to him.

“Hey, hey, don’t fight you two! You might tear the sword manual; then no one can see it!” Linghu Chong called out.

The Tung Cypress Whiz Duo exchanged a glance. With a flash, two gold staffs smashed down. Yan Sanxing’s and Priest Yuling’s heads burst open and they died instantly. As soon as they died, their inner energy disappeared causing both their hands to be released from Linghu Chong’s body and their corpses fell down on the floor. Linghu Chong had suddenly received two people’s inner energies. These inner energies had come from outside the sealed acupoints and not from inside the sealed acupoints. With these inner energies rushing in, the sealed acupoints were unsealed quickly. His original inner energy was already abundant, with a little bit of power, the ropes binding his hands were broken straight away. Extending his hand inside his bosom to grab the handle of his short sword, he said, “The sword manual is here. Who wants it?”

The Tung Cypress Whiz Duo were slow witted and they didn’t think the ropes breaking apart was something unusual. When they heard him wanting to hand over the sword manual, they were exulted and together they extended their hands forward.

‘Pai, pai’

Both their right wrists were cut and their hands fell on the floor. They cried out wretchedly while jumping back at the same time. Linghu Chong broke apart the ropes binding his legs and flew down to position himself in front of Yingying. He then said to You Xun, “Sword art comes out, everything will be killed! Brother You, do you want to look at the sword manual?”

The sly You Xun was the only one left unharmed. At this time, he was already very frightened that his face was ashen. He tremblingly said, “Thank you, I… I don’t want to take a look.”

“No need to be so polite. Have a look for a while, there’s no harm to look at it,” replied a smiling Linghu Chong. He extended his left hand to poke Yingying’s back and waist to unseal her acupoints. You Xun’s whole body was trembling incessantly as he said, “Master Linghu… Master… Linghu… Hero… Hero, you you… you…” Both his knees bent and he knelt on the ground. “Your lowly servant has offended you and deserves death. It’s… it’s useless to say anything more. Sacred Lady and Headmaster still have your lives, your lowly servant will go through fire, go through water…”

“To learn the Evil Resisting Sword Art, the first step is really fun. Why don’t you do it!” Linghu Chong laughingly said.

You Xun kept on kowtowing, hitting his head on the floor as he said, “Sacred Lady and Headmaster are very broadminded. Everyone in Wulin knows this. Today, let your lowly servant atone for my sin. Your lowly servant will go to Jianghu and declare you two saints… no, no, no…” When he said ‘saints’, he remembered something and realised he had stumbled into another disaster in his fright. Yingying can get most angered when someone mentioned behind her back that Linghu Chong and she were related. So he wanted to hold back his tongue but it was too late.

Yingying saw the Tung Cypress Whiz Duo were standing side by side. Even though they had each lost a hand and blood was pouring out of their arms without pause, their faces still showed no fear. She asked, “Are you two husband and wife?” The man from Tung Cypress Whiz Duo was called Zhou Gutong, and the woman was called Wu Baiying.

“Today, we’ve fallen under your hands. Whether you want to kill or peel our flesh off, the two of us won’t bat an eyelid. Why do you ask so much?” Zhou Gutong replied.

Yingying liked his haughtiness and coldly said, “I’m asking if the two of you are husband and wife.”

“We’re not husband and wife officially. But for the last twenty years, we’re much better compared to other officially married husband and wife,” Wu Baiying said.

“Between the two of you, only one is allowed to live. Both of you are lacking a hand, a leg, also lacking a …” Yingying thought her own father was the same as these two people. They all lacked an eye, so she didn’t say it out loud. After a pause, she continued, “Two of you can fight and kill each other. The one who survive can go!”

“Very good!” the Tung Cypress Whiz Duo replied at the same time. A gold flash was seen as the two of them wielded their gold staffs to hit their own foreheads.

“Wait!” Yingying shouted. With a long sword in her right hand and a short sword in her left hand, she rushed forward and deflected the two staffs upward. As she hit the two staffs, she felt her shoulders and arms went numb and both her swords were dangerously close to being disarmed. However, her left arm was weaker so Wu Baiying’s staff still continued and hit her forehead. In an instant, blood was flowing down.

Zhou Gutong loudly shouted, “Once I kill myself, Sacred Lady’s words are like the mountains, and she’ll let you go. What’s not good about that?”

“Of course I’ll die and you’ll live. What’s there to fight about?” Wu Baiying replied.

Yingying nodded and said, “Very good, the two of you husband and wife are very loving. I really respect you for that. I won’t kill either of you. Quickly wrap up your cut hand.” The Cypress Whiz Duo were extremely happy. They tossed their staffs away, and rushed towards each other to wrap up their wounds.

“But there’s one matter the two of you must do,” Yingying said. Wu Baiying and Zhou Gutong acknowledged the order together. Yingying continued, “After you’ve gone down the mountain, you must pay respect to the heaven and get married. Two of you travelling together, not becoming husband and wife, how… how…” She originally wanted to say ‘how can you do that’, but she immediately remembered about Linghu Chong and her being together also without being husband and wife. She couldn’t help her face blushing red.

Wu Baiying and Zhou Gutong gave a glance and kowtowed their thanks together. You Xun said, “Sacred Lady is very kind and forgiving, not only did she spare your life, she even look after your lifelong matter. The two of you are really lucky. I’ve known for a long time that Sacred Lady treats her subordinates really well.”

“Under whose order did you come to Heng-Shan this time?” Yingying asked. “What are you scheming about?”

“Your lowly servant was deceived by that dog Yue Buqun. He said he received Chief Ren’s Black Command Wood and he wanted the nuns of Heng-Shan captured and brought to the Dark Wood Cliff. He said the order comes from Chief Ren,” You Xun answered.

“Yue Buqun has the Black Command Wood in his hand?” Yingying asked.

“Yes, yes! Subordinate carefully looked at it. He really has the Sun Moon Sect’s Black Command Wood. If not, why would I listen to that dog Yue Buqun’s order when Subordinate has always been loyal to Chief and Sacred Lady?”

Yingying pondered, “How did Yue Buqun get my sect’s Black Command Wood? Ah, that’s it, he took the Three Corpse Brain Pill, so he was listening to dad’s order and dad gave him the command wood.” She then asked, “Yue Buqun also said: once you finished with the order, he’ll give you the Evil Resisting Sword Art, didn’t he?”

You Xun kowtowed continuously as he said, “That dog Yue Buqun can really deceive people. Everyone believes him.”

“You were saying you’ve done a great merit in Heng-Shan this time around, what’s that all about?” Yingying queried.

“There are some people who had gone to the mountaintop and put the confusion poison into the water spring, so all Heng-Shan’s disciples got knocked out. There are also some people who didn’t know anything inside the Other Courtyard who got knocked out by the confusion poison. At this time, they’re already being sent to the Dark Wood Cliff,” You Xun related.

“Did you kill anyone?” Linghu Chong worriedly asked.

“Killed around eight to nine people, they’re all from the Other Courtyard. They didn’t get knocked out by the confusion poison and resisted, so they were killed,” You Xun replied.

“Who are they?”

“Your lowly servant doesn’t know their names. Hero Linghu… your friends aren’t one of them.”

Linghu Chong nodded his head feeling relieved. Yingying said, “Let’s go down.”

“Alright,” Linghu Chong acknowledged. He took the long sword that Monk Xibao left behind and laughingly said, “If I see that evil granny, I’m going to dispute this well with her.”

“Thank you Sacred Lady and Headmaster Linghu for not killing me,” You Xun said.

“Why are you being so polite for?” Yingying replied. She waved her left hand and her short sword shot out. With a ‘pu’ sound, it was embedded in You Xun’s chest. This sly traitor ‘Slippery and Hard to Grip’ You Xun died instantly.

They went down the pavilion together. The mountain was lonesome and only chirpings of birds were heard. Yingying looked at Linghu Chong and couldn’t help bursting into laughter. Linghu Chong let out a drawn out sigh and said, “Linghu Chong shaved his head to be a monk, from this time on, my body has entered Buddhism. Shizu, let’s part ways.”

Yingying knew he was joking, but her heart was still worried and she involuntarily shuddered. She grabbed his arm and said, “Brother Chong, don’t… don’t say this kind of joke with me, I… I… ” Just then when she threw her sword killing You Xun, she didn’t even blink, but her voice sounded scared at this time. Linghu Chong’s heart was moved, his left hand patted his bald head and he sighed, “But with such a pretty as a jade girl in this world, big monk here will just have to return to the secular world.”

Yingying laughed captivatingly then said, “After I killed You Xun, I thought there wouldn’t be anyone with an oily and slippery mouth in Wulin anymore, then we’ll have some quiet and peace, didn’t expect… hehe!”

“Try touching my shiny head, it’s so slippery that your hand won’t stay on it,” Linghu Chong smilingly said.

Yingying blushed and spit. “We’re talking about proper stuff here. Heng-Shan’s disciples have been captured and taken to Dark Wood Cliff and we’re going to save them. This is a big big problem. Moreover, it’ll also harm our father and daughter relationship…”

“Also, it’ll harm my father and son in law relationship,” Linghu Chong added. Yingying glared at him, but she was enjoying the sweet feeling blooming in her heart. Linghu Chong continued, “We mustn’t tarry, let’s go catch up to them quickly. Cut them off and save them.”

“When we catch up to them, kill them all and don’t leave anyone alive. It’s best if we don’t let my dad know.” She walked for a few steps before letting out a long sigh. Linghu Chong understood her heart. She wanted to conceal this big matter from Ren Woxing’s ears and eyes, which was something easier said than done. But he himself was the headmaster of Heng-Shan School, so when Heng-Shan’s people were taken prisoner, how could he not rescue them? She had decided to follow her own decision and she didn’t care anymore even though it would violate her father’s order. When he thought till here, he decided that it was time to make a decision. He extended his left hand to grab a hold of her right hand. Yingying struggled slightly, but seeing there was no one around, she let him held her hand.

“Yingying, I understand your heart. This matter implicates the harmony between your father and daughter. I’m really very sorry,” Linghu Chong said.

Yingying shook her head slightly and replied, “If daddy took my feeling into consideration, he wouldn’t have taken any action against Heng-Shan School. But, I’m guessing he doesn’t have any malice towards you either.”

Linghu Chong immediately comprehended the situation. “That’s right. Your father must have captured the Heng-Shan’s disciples to force me to swear an oath to the Sun Moon Divine Sect.”

“That’s right. Daddy actually likes you a lot. Moreover, you’re the only person who has inherited his divine martial art.”

“I’m not willing to swear an oath to join the Divine Sect. What ‘Long live to chief, unify the Jianghu’, what ‘Refined scholar, kind-hearted warrior, to the benefit of common people’! I want to vomit just hearing those disgusting talks.”

“I know. That’s why I’ve never persuaded you. If you enter the Divine Sect, you’ll become Chief in the future. From day till night hearing those disgusting talks, then… then we wouldn’t be like we are now. Ai, daddy is again on top of the Dark Wood Cliff, his temper has also changed really quickly.”

“But we mustn’t offend your father.” He extended his right hand to grip her left hand. “Yingying, after we save Heng-Shan’s people, you and I should go pay respect to heaven and earth to get married, we shouldn’t worry about orders from parents or some words from some matchmakers. You and I should retreat from Wulin, seal our swords and retreat into seclusion. Then we can ignore outside matters and borne some children.”

When Yingying first heard of him talking properly, her face turned red and her heart liked it a lot. But hearing the last sentence, she was startled and used some power to pull her hands away from his. Linghu Chong laughingly said, “After we’ve become husband and wife, we don’t want to get some children?”

“You’re talking nonsense again!” Yingying angrily replied. “I won’t talk to you for three days!”

Linghu Chong knew she would do what she said. He stuck his tongue out and said, “Ok, I’ll say less jokes. Catching up is most important now. Let’s go up Xianxing Peak to have a look.”

The two of them used their qinggong to up the path towards Xianxing Peak. There wasn’t a single soul in Wuse Convent or in the resident houses. Things and clothes were in disarray with sabres and swords scattered around the floor. Fortunately, there wasn’t a trace of blood on the floor, seemed like no one was injured. They also went to the Other Courtyard to take a look, no one was there too. With the various wines and dishes displayed on the table, Linghu Chong’s wine addiction was aroused. But how would he dare to drink these wines, he said, “I’m very hungry, let’s go down the mountain quickly and grab something to eat and drink.”

Yingying tore the outer garment of Linghu Chong’s gown and wrapped it on his head. Linghu Chong laughed and said, “This is presentable. Else a big monk kidnapping a young girl from a respectable family, going places, it will be scandalous.”

When they reached the foot of the mountain, it was already at the hour of Wei (1-3pm), so it was easy to find a little restaurant and they ate their fill. They recognised the road going to Dark Wood Cliff and took a deep breath before rushing to catch up. After rushing for a few hours, they suddenly heard a faint murmuring of shouting and curses coming from behind the mountain. They stopped and it seemed those voices belonged to the Peach Valley Six Fairies. They quickly rushed towards where the sound came from and they gradually could hear much clearer. Sure enough, they were the Peach Valley Six Fairies. Yingying quietly said, “I wonder who these six babies fighting with?”

The two of them went around the mountain and hid behind a tree. They saw the Peach Valley Six Fairies were shouting while they fought intensely and surrounded that person. That person hastily went here and there, the body moved extremely fast, and only a grey streak was seen going round in between those six brothers. That person was unexpectedly to be Yilin’s mother, the one who was pretending to be the mute granny inside the Hanging Temple. Following a couple of slapping sound, Peachtree Root Fairy and Peachtree Fruit Fairy cried out as their cheeks were slap.

Linghu Chong was happy and quietly said, “Sixth month’s debt returns quickly. I’m going to shave her head too.” His hand pressed on the sword’s handle, waiting for the Peach Valley Six Fairies to defeat her before jumping out and taking his revenge. But then he heard a continuous ‘pai, pai’ sound, the six brothers were slapped on the cheeks many times by her. Peach Valley Six Fairies were furious. They wanted to just grab her arms and legs and tear her into four pieces. But that granny moved really fast, like a ghost like a demon. A few times she looked certain to be captured but they were always short by a few inches and she managed to escape which was followed by a few whacks to their cheeks. But this granny also saw these six people were formidable so she was afraid her strength might get depleted and after defeating one or two of them, the remaining ones would capture her. After another series of fighting, that granny knew it was difficult to win. She launched both palms and struck four people four times. Suddenly, she leaped back and turned around to run quickly. She ran fast as lightning, in just a moment, she was already dozens of feet away. The Peach Valley Six Fairies shouted together and went to chase after her.

Linghu Chong took his sword out and shouted, “Where are you running to?” The sword flashed and it was pointed at her throat. This attack was attacking to kill. That granny was startled and hastily withdrew her head to get away. Linghu Chong slantingly pierced his sword towards her right shoulder. There was no way for that granny to dodge it so she was forced to retreat for a couple of steps. Linghu Chong forced her to step back for one more step. With his long sword in hand, how could that granny be his match? With three thrusts, she had been forced to step back for five steps. If he wanted to take her life, that granny would have died a long time ago.

The Peach Valley Six Fairies cheered loudly as the point of Linghu Chong’s long sword reached her chest. Peachtree Root Fairy and three of his brothers rushed forward, grabbed her limbs, and lifted her up.

“Don’t harm her!” Linghu Chong quickly shouted. Peachtree Flower Fairy lifted his hand and gave her a slap.

“Hang her up there first,” Linghu Chong commanded.

“Yes, get the rope, get the rope,” Peachtree Root Fairy said. But these six people didn’t have any rope with them and there was no where to find ropes in this wilderness as well. Despite this, Peachtree Flower Fairy and Peachtree Trunk Fairy still searched for ropes. Suddenly, their hold loosened and that granny escaped from their clutches. She rolled on the ground and was just about to fly out of there when she felt some tingling on her back.

“Please stay!” said a smiling Linghu Chong with the point of his long sword poking her on the back.

That granny was surprised and her face changed colour, all she could do now was stand there unable to move. Peach Valley Six Fairies ran up to her and with six simultaneous pokes sealed that granny’s arms and legs acupoints. Peachtree Trunk Fairy rubbed his swollen cheek then extended his hand wishing to slap her cheek. Linghu Chong regarded Yilin so he wasn’t willing to let her be embarrassed. “Wait, let’s hang her up first before we do anything,” Linghu Chong told them.

When the Peach Valley Six Fairies heard him, they wanted to hang her high up there so they were jubilant. They quickly gathered up some tree barks and rolled them to make ropes. Linghu Chong asked the six of them why they were fighting with her.

Peachtree Branch Fairy answered, “Six of us brothers were just here taking a dump, minding our own business. When suddenly, this granny went crazy and she asked: ‘Hey, did you see a small nun?’ Her tone was very rude and she also interrupted us taking a dump…” Yingying heard him talking something dirty, so she scowled and walked away.

“That’s right, this granny is the most unreasonable person in the whole world,” Linghu Chong smilingly said.

“Of course we ignored her and told her to go away. That granny just started hitting people so we fought back. Originally, we were of course fighting to win, but since we haven’t finished taking a dump yet so it wasn’t comfortable fighting with her. Brother Linghu, if it weren’t for your timely arrival, she would’ve escaped,” Peachtree Leaf Fairy said.

“That’s not necessarily true, we were letting her escape for a few steps first, then we’d have chased her down. To teach her what empty happiness is like,” Peachtree Flower Fairy argued.

“Under the hands of the Peach Valley Six Fairies, we would definitely have recaptured a nobody who runs away from us,” Peachtree Fruit Fairy said.

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“This is the method cats use to catch mice. It will let them run for a few steps first then recapture them again,” Peachtree Root Fairy added.

“Even one cat would be able to catch six mice, moreover six cats would definitely be able to catch one mouse. That’s very easy,” Linghu Chong laughingly said.

When Peach Valley Six Fairies heard Linghu Chong agreeing to what they were saying, they were all exulted. As they were talking, they finished rolling those tree barks into ropes. They tied that granny’s hands and ankles behind her back and tied her high up on a tree.

Linghu Chong wielded his long sword to slash at the tree and cutting away pieces of barks from it. With the brushing of the sword, there were now five big letters on the tree trunk: ‘World’s Number One Vinegar Pot.’

“Brother Linghu, why is this granny the world’s number one vinegar pot? Is she really that good in drinking vinegar?” Peachtree Root Fairy asked. “I don’t believe it. Let’s get her down and let me compete with her!”

“Vinegar pot is the word for cursing her,” said a laughing Linghu Chong. “The Peach Valley Six Fairies are matchless heroes, your righteousness reaching the clouds in the sky, skilled in culture and martial art, favoured by the common people, so how can this evil granny be even close to you? So there’s no need to compete.”

The Peach Valley Six Fairies opened their mouths wide laughing, they all said, “Right, right, right!”

“So did you actually see little martial sister Yilin?” Linghu Chong asked.

“You’re asking about that beautiful little nun from Heng-Shan School? We didn’t see any little nun, but we saw two big monks,” Peachtree Branch Fairy answered.

“One was the little nun’s father, the other was the little nun’s disciple,” Peachtree Trunk Fairy added.

“Where?” Linghu Chong inquired.

“These people passed about two hours ago. We had an appointment to drink wine with them at the town just ahead. We said we’d catch up with them after taking a dump. But who could’ve guessed this evil granny would come and bother us?” Peachtree Leaf Fairy said.

Linghu Chong thought for a while before saying, “Ok, I’m going to the town first, you can follow when you’re ready. The six of you are big heroes and would never hit someone being tied up. If you slap this evil granny’s cheek, it would damage your heroes’ reputation.” The Peach Valley Six Fairies agreed to this. Linghu Chong immediately left quickly with Yingying. Yingying laughingly said, “You didn’t shave her head, it must be because you’re regarding little martial sister Yilin so you only took a little bit of revenge on her.”

After going for more than ten li, they arrived at a big town. They searched till the second wine house before they saw Monk No Commandment and Tian Boguang sitting at a table. When they saw Linghu Chong and Yingying, they gasped in surprise and jumped up happily. No Commandment quickly ordered more wine and dishes. Linghu Chong asked whether there was something unusual happening. Tian Boguang answered, “I was made to look silly at Heng-Shan and I didn’t have anymore face to stay there, so I asked grand martial master to quickly leave. We can’t go back to that Tong Yuan Valley again.”

Linghu Chong thought they still didn’t know about the matter of the Heng-Shan School’s disciples being taken captives, so he asked Monk No Commandment, “Great Master, can I ask you to do something for me?”

“You can, why not?” No Commandment replied.

“But this matter is a secret and your grand disciple can’t get involved in this,” Linghu Chong said.

“Isn’t that easy? I’ll just tell him to go far away and not hinder me in doing this matter,” No Commandment said.

“Go towards the south east for about ten li. On top of a tall tree there, there’s a person being tied high up there…” Linghu Chong described.

“Ah,” No Commandment uttered with an odd expression on his face and his body slightly shuddered.

“That person is my friend. I’d like to ask you to help that person down,” Linghu Chong explained.

“Isn’t it easy to do? Why aren’t you doing it yourself?” No Commandment asked.

“I’m not hiding anything, this person is a female,” Linghu Chong said. He then gestured with his mouth towards Yingying and said, “Young lady Ren and I are together so it’s not appropriate.”

No Commandment laughed aloud and said, “I understand. You’re afraid young lady Ren will get jealous.” Yingying glared at the two of them.

Linghu Chong chuckled and said, “That lady’s jealousy is even bigger. Back then, her husband saw a madam and praised her to be beautiful, so this lady just left without saying a word. This caused her husband to look for her till the end of the world for more than ten years.”

As No Commandment heard him, his eyes were getting bigger and bigger. He said, “This… this… this…” His gasping was also getting noisier.

“I heard her husband didn’t manage to find her when he was searching for her,” Linghu Chong added. When he said till here, the Peach Valley Six Fairies walked up the stairs giggling. No Commandment looked like he didn’t see them, both of his hands grabbed Linghu Chong’s arms and stammered, “Re… really?”

“She told me, if her husband find her and kneel in front of her, she wouldn’t change her mind at all. That’s why once you release her, she will run straight away. This lady’s movement is really fast, you just have to blink and she’ll be gone,” Linghu Chong said.

“I won’t blink at all, I won’t blink at all,” No Commandment said.

“I also asked her, why is it that she doesn’t want to meet with her husband,” Linghu Chong said. “She said her husband is the world’s number one heartless, perverted and lascivious man, so she didn’t want to meet him and that he’s also in the wrong.”

No Commandment cried out and turned around wishing to go. Linghu Chong grabbed a hold of his arm and whispered in his ear, “I’ll teach you a secret, she won’t run away again.” No Commandment was startled but he was also happy. After being dumbfound for a little while, he suddenly kneeled down and, ‘boom, boom, boom’ he kowtowed three times. With a loud voice, he said, “Brother Linghu, no, Headmaster Linghu, ancestor Linghu, Master Linghu, quickly tell me the secret, I’ll take you as my teacher.”

Linghu Chong couldn’t help laughing as he said, “I don’t dare, I don’t dare, please get up.” Pulling him to get up and then whispered in his ear, “Help her down from the tree but don’t release the ropes or unseal her acupoints, then carry her to an inn and get a room. Think about it, she’s a woman and a Buddhist, how do you prevent her from running away from the inn?”

No Commandment scratched his head then he hesitated and answered, “I… I don’t really get it.”

“You take off her clothes first then unseal her acupoint. Since she’s now naked, would she dare to run away from the inn?” Linghu Chong whispered.

No Commandment was very happy and he called out, “Good plan, good plan! Master Linghu, your benevolence…” He didn’t finish his sentence before he shouted happily and went out through the window. Once he hit the ground, he immediately flew out.

“Yi, this monk is really weird, why did he go?” Peachtree Root Fairy was perplexed.

“He must’ve wanted to pee and can’t wait anymore,” Peachtree Branch Fairy answered.

“Then why did he kowtow to brother Linghu and started calling him Master? Could it be that he wants someone to teach him how to pee even though he’s so old already?” Peachtree Leaf Fairy asked.

Yingying knew these six people most likely would speak some vulgar words as they went on, so she cast a glance at Linghu Chong and went down the stairs.

“Brothers, I’ve long heard the six of you have wine capacities like the ocean and you’re matchless in this world, so drink slowly. My capacity is shallow so I’m going to take my leave first,” Linghu Chong said.

When the Peach Valley Six Fairies heard him praising their wine capacities, they were all happy and all thought that if they didn’t drink a few jars they might lose a bit of reputation, so they called out, “Bring out six jars of wine!” “Your wine capacity is of course much lower than ours.” “You go first, if you wait for us to drink our fill, I’m afraid you’ll have to wait till tomorrow.”

Linghu Chong only had to say one sentence and he had managed to get away from these six people and went down the stairs. Yingying pursed her lips smiling and she said, “You reconciled a husband and wife, what a boundless benevolence. But this method you taught him, it’s rather… rather…” When she said till here, her face became red and she turned away her head. Looking at her, Linghu Chong giggled but didn’t say a word.

The two of them walked outside of the town. After walking for a stretch of the road, Linghu Chong was still smiling and was continuously looking at her. Yingying got angry and shouted, “What are you looking at? Never seen me before?”

“I was just thinking, this evil granny hanged both of us on the ceiling’s beam, so we repaid her back by hanging her on a tree. She shaved my head, so I taught her husband how to take off her gown, this is also repaying her back,” said a smiling Linghu Chong.

Yingying smiled and said, “This is also called repaying back?”

Linghu Chong laughed before replying, “I’m only hoping Great Master No Commandment isn’t rash and that this husband and wife get together again.”

Yingying giggled and said, “You should be careful, you’re going to be in trouble when that evil granny see you next time.”

“I helped her to reunite with her husband, so it won’t be too late for her to thank me then,” Linghu Chong smiled. After he said this, he again took glances at Yingying and laughed to himself with his expression looking odd.

“What are you laughing at now?” Yingying asked.

“I was just thinking Great Master No Commandment being reunited with his wife, I wonder what they’ll be saying to each other,” Linghu Chong replied.

“Then why do you keep looking at me for?” Yingying queried. Suddenly, she understood what Linghu Chong meant. This loafer was thinking of Great Master No Commandment in the inn taking off his wife’s gown. His mind was thinking of this but his eyes kept looking at her, it could be imagined how hard he was holding himself in. All of a sudden, her cheeks were bright red and she wielded her hand to hit him.

Linghu Chong dodged it and laughed. “A woman hitting her husband is an evil wife!”

At this time, they suddenly heard light hissing sound from somewhere far. Yingying recognised this was her sect’s whistling to summon people. She raised her left hand and put her fingers to her lip, her right hand made a movement and she whistled towards that direction.