The Strongest Badger at Hogwarts - Chapter 691

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10 Downing Street.

The Muggle Prime Minister of the Nation was slumped in his office chair with eyes wide open.

In front of him, there was a large pile of densely packed documents with the words ‘top secret’ on the cover.

These are all records of supernatural events that have occurred in the country in the recent past.

One of the most numerous incidents is drinking quarrels and provoking trouble.

Of course, unlike ordinary drunken troubles, the drunkards who can be placed in this stack of documents often have a magical wooden stick.

By shaking that stick, they can easily turn the bartender and everyone else who annoys them into a porcupine or a rat.

In addition to this, it is quite common to ride a broomstick in a busy market in broad daylight, and to fight each other in groups with small wooden sticks and various colorful beams on the street.

What’s more, they even started to attack the office!

Take, for example, the residence of the Muggle Prime Minister himself.

In the past week, there have been no fewer than 12 attacks there.

In front of the group of weirdos holding small wooden sticks, the security system that the Ministry of Military Intelligence should be proud of was nothing but a puddle of mud.

Those weirdos are often able to easily invade any place they want to enter, and then, do some things that normal people can’t imagine.

For example, a **** on the Prime Minister’s desk.

Or hugging the Prime Minister’s head with alopecia areata, kissing him twice, and cheering “We’ve won” or something like that.

It’s really weird.

Because they didn’t do anything that would actually do any real harm to the Muggle Prime Minister or anyone else.

It’s as if they invaded the Prime Minister’s mansion, just drunk and looking for a proper toilet, or looking for someone to share their joy with…

In fact, as the actual ruler of the country, he has seen all kinds of strange things.

Especially in the upper class, under the gorgeous and extravagant robes of the so-called ‘nobility’, there are actually all the vulgar and dirty things such as shit, urine and farts.

Even the Prime Minister himself has certain hobbies.

Like the weirdo who pooped on his desk, he actually admired it.

The only thing this man did wrong was that his **** was a little out of place.

You know, when he was excreted, the Muggle Prime Minister was discussing with the Home Secretary about cutting military spending next year.

His sudden intrusion made everyone very embarrassed.

But if that’s all there is to it, it doesn’t really matter.

What really makes the Muggle Prime Minister unbearable is that he has no way to deal with those weirdos at all.

Even after they had committed a major crime, another group of weirdos in uniform would come to take the man away and erase the relevant memories of everyone present except him as the Muggle Prime Minister.

This makes it impossible for Muggle law to punish eccentric people who have made mistakes in Muggle society.

That’s why the Muggle Prime Minister hides in 10 Downing Street.

He actually didn’t like this famous place at all.

The space here is too small, and because of the age, the decoration here is quite outdated, and even the air sometimes has a musty smell.

But there is no way, it can be said to be the safest place in the whole country at present.

Those weirdos with little sticks might be able to break into his mansion elsewhere, but they definitely couldn’t get into 10 Downing Street.

Because this is the content of the contract signed between the Muggle regime and a group called “Wizards”.

“Wizard…”

The Muggle Prime Minister murmured softly, and the expression on his face immediately became extremely strange.

This name is a general term for those weirdos who hold small wooden sticks.

The first time a Muggle Prime Minister heard that there really were wizards in the world was on the day he took over as Prime Minister.

At that time, his predecessor, the old man who had lost all his hair after being the prime minister for just a few years, grabbed his shoulder very excitedly, and then told him about the existence of the ‘Wizard’.

He was still a ‘firm materialist fighter’ at that time, and naturally he would not believe such nonsense.

But after his predecessor took him to the Prime Minister’s Office at 10 Downing Street and lifted a veil on the wall, he felt that his three views were instantly shattered.

Because what appeared in front of him was a portrait that would move, greet and chat with people!

The portrait even gave him a popular science about the pact between Muggles and wizards.

At first the Muggle Prime Minister thought it was a prank played by his predecessor.

Like having a TV set in the wall or something.

But soon, this conclusion was overturned.

Because no matter what the Muggle Prime Minister used, there was no way to do even the slightest damage to the portrait, not even to take it off the wall.

This fact convinced the Muggle Prime Minister whether he believed it or not.

Then, the Muggle Prime Minister, like his predecessor, sealed the portrait that was said to be used to communicate with the wizarding regime.

He couldn’t stand a wise portrait staring at him all day.

But now, after so many raids by wizards, the Muggle Prime Minister felt compelled to have a good chat with the so-called wizarding regime!

Thinking like this, the Muggle Prime Minister quietly got up like a thief, came to the wall on his toes, and carefully lifted a corner of the mask.

“Hey! Are you still alive?”

Prime Minister Magu’s call was not answered.

This relieved him.

He didn’t actually expect the portrait to really solve any problems for him, and he was quite afraid that the portrait would actually speak, which was really scary.

So, now that’s the right situation.

“Wow—”

The Muggle Prime Minister tore the veil away, revealing the portrait of the original Minister of Magic on the wall.

“I don’t care who you are, but you better know each other! This is my country, and you are just parasites living in this land! So, if you want to continue living, you should be honest Follow my orders! Otherwise… hehehe!”

The Muggle Prime Minister smiled complacently.

What he said just now is actually a habit he has developed since he was a child.

Every time he was treated badly outside and had to compromise, he would hide in the room by himself and play this kind of ‘game’.

While this may seem awkward and childish, I have to admit, it’s great for soothing the mind and body!

Every time he “rebuked” his opponent, he would feel that he was in a much better mood.

This time is of course no exception.

Just when he was about to brew his emotions and start the next round, he saw that the man in the portrait who was standing still suddenly looked at him.

This made the Muggle Prime Minister’s words that he was about to blurt out suddenly get stuck in his throat, and his whole face turned red.

The man in the portrait said sternly:

“I’ll pass on what you just said to the Muggle Mediation Commission, and I’m guessing the clerks there would have screwed your head off if they heard about it.”

“Oh! My dear…” The Muggle Prime Minister paused, glancing at the signature on the frame. “Mr. Uric Gump! Please don’t do that, because in fact, I didn’t have one at all. I am talking to you, so there is no need for you to pass that sentence back. After all, if I casually say something and you pass it back, it becomes a surveillance of me. If I remember correctly If so, this is not in line with the contract signed by wizards and humans!”

“Please pay attention to your words. It’s a ‘wizard-Muggle contract’. Wizards are also human beings. What you said is like scolding us for not being human! Although, I am indeed not a human being, just a portrait.”

“Yes, you were right, I was wrong.”

The Muggle Prime Minister saluted respectfully.

Of course, he also heard that the so-called ‘Muggle’ is definitely an insulting title, which is the same as ‘Niko’.

But in this life-threatening moment, he really doesn’t care.

“It’s not impossible for me to forgive you and help you hide the truth.” The portrait of Uric Gamp mused, “as long as you put a TV set in this office for me to watch. I’m from the Ministry of Magic. The clerk said that the TV is a pretty good thing, and it’s like the magic photo in the Daily Prophet, the picture is moving!”

“No problem, the TV will be delivered later, it’s so easy, I can even bring some extra tapes.”

The Muggle Prime Minister changed the subject, “But Mr. Uric Gump, as my liaison with the ‘Ministry of Magic’, should you also explain to me the reason why the ‘Wizards’ have been so agitated recently? Where? Honestly, it caused quite a bit of trouble in my life, and the lives of other humans.”

The portrait of Uric Gamp did not speak, but looked up and down the Muggle Prime Minister with a strange look.

This made the Muggle Prime Minister feel a little nervous.

Already thinking about taking back what I just said.

But at this moment, another somewhat old voice rang from behind him.

“Because of the war.”

“Who!?”

The Muggle Prime Minister turned his head in horror, while his finger had pressed a hidden alarm button on the wall.

It’s a pity that the button was pressed, but the expected siren that would rang through the entire No. 10 Downing Street did not sound.

This made the Muggle Prime Minister somewhat embarrassed.

He smiled reluctantly at the old man who came out of the shadows:

“Sorry, I’m a little rude, who are you?”

“Albus Dumbledore, Your Excellency the Prime Minister may call me, Professor Dumbledore.”

“Oh! It turned out to be Professor Dumbledore! Good luck…” The Muggle Prime Minister’s voice suddenly stopped, he stared at the old man in front of him with wide eyes, and then murmured after a while, “You are Dumbledore. ? That prestigious white wizard?”

“So does Your Excellency the Prime Minister know me too? This is really surprising to me.” Dumbledore smiled and scratched his head.

At the same time, there were dense beads of sweat on the forehead of the Muggle Prime Minister.

He knew Dumbledore thanks to the previous Prime Minister.

The other party told him a lot about the wizarding world when he took over, and the people who mentioned it the most were Voldemort and Dumbledore.

In his mouth, each of these two people has the power comparable to a nuclear bomb, and they are also the kind of self-propelled nuclear warheads with wisdom and super maneuverability, and they are the most powerful wizards!

If this kind of superpower wants to kill him, it will not take much more effort than crushing an ant.

“Don’t be nervous, Your Excellency.”

Dumbledore seemed to see through the mind of the Muggle Prime Minister, and said softly, “I came here with no malice, just to explain some things.”

“You mean… war?”

“That’s right, to be more precise, it’s a war between the Ministry of Magic and the French magic world. This is a war of revenge, so at present, the Ministry of Magic’s power in the country is somewhat empty, and there are some riots in society. It is also inevitable.”

“So… so that’s what it is, you guys are fighting again, of course it’s understandable, hehe…hehe…”

As the Muggle Prime Minister spoke, he began to laugh non-stop.

He can only use this way to cover up his gaffe now.

He was no stranger to wars between wizards.

The turmoil that Voldemort caused more than ten years ago affected not only the wizarding world.

In that war, the damage to the Muggle world was actually far more than the magic world of the country.

Now, the war has begun again.

And this is a war between the Ministry of Magic and the Ministry of Magic, God knows what this larger war will be like! ?

After easing the mood for a long time there, the Muggle Prime Minister said again:

“Okay, I know the situation. So how long is the ongoing war in your ministry estimated to last? After all, as you know, if those wizards are allowed to make trouble in society, our The administrative department and the propaganda department will be very troubled.”

“You don’t have to worry about this at all, because the war is over. Well, thanks to the excellent command of Commissioner Link Foley, the Ministry of Magic has won.”

As soon as Dumbledore said this, the Muggle Prime Minister was instantly stunned.

Because through the monitoring of the society, he can actually infer the real time when the Ministry of Magic will send troops.

That was exactly when he was cooperating with the blockade of the French border.

And if we start to calculate from that point in time, that means that it took only about a day for the Ministry of Magic to officially dispatch troops to defeat the French magic world?

This is too outrageous, right?

However, after recovering, the corners of the Muggle Prime Minister’s mouth rose uncontrollably.

Although it was a little unreasonable, he was satisfied to hear the news of France’s suffering, and it was such a bizarre news.

This is his habit engraved in his DNA as a Chinese!

Taking a deep breath, the Muggle Prime Minister said happily:

“This is amazing! I thought, it must be the surrender of France? After all, they are very good at this kind of thing. Even their flag is designed for this kind of thing. ”

While speaking, the Muggle Prime Minister also made a cutting motion.

This scene instantly amused Dumbledore and Uric Gamp in the portrait

Just after laughing, Uric Gump said loudly:

“You are wrong! The French magic world is being defeated by our Ministry of Magic! Because, we have Commissioner Link Foley!”