The Strongest God Ever, The God of Sex! - Chapter 9：Going out of the cave

“System make a count of the number of women who I have sex with”

[System Prompt: Okay]

“System show me my stats”

[[Name: Ryu

Age: 69 (500)

Sex: Male

Level: 6

Title: The God of Sex, Goddess Conquerer, Dragon Conquerer

Laws: Level 10 Laws – Law of Yin and Yang (Comprehended 12%)

Bloodline: Level 7 Yin and Yang blood (Level 3 Heavenly Yang, and Level 1 Divine Yin)

Soul Weapon: Divine Yin and Yang twin swords

Cultivation level: Level 6 Mortal

Cultivation technique: Primordial Yin and Yang technique

Spiritual techniques: None

Affiliation: None

Number of Women: 1

]

“I’ve gotten this strong from having sex with a Level 12 dragon! I can’t even imagine how strong I would become once I have sex with Loretta who’s a Goddess?”

[User has accomplished many achievements, will you have your name publicized or keep it hidden?]

“Hidden? What kind of a fool would do that? Unless the world knows of my greatness how would I get to sleep with more women? Publicize my name system!”

[System Announcement: Ryu (The God of Sex) has obtained the Divine Yin and Yang Twin Swords!]

[System Announcement: Ryu (The God of Sex) has obtained the Divine Yin and Yang Twin Swords!]

[System Announcement: Ryu (The God of Sex) has obtained the Divine Yin and Yang Twin Swords!]

…

“Just 9 times? You only announced my name nine times?! It should have at least been a hundred times!”

What Ryu didn’t know was that there has never been any announcement which took place 9 times! The highest till date was only 6 times! And that was when a God was killed!

But still, being ignorant of this world Ryu was thinking what to do once he leaves the cave. It has been over 50 years!

‘How is she? Knowing her….. She probably has her own lesbian harem…. No! I won’t let her go! I’ll definitely make her mine!!!’

“What are you thinking about boy?”

Ryu’s thoughts were abruptly stopped, when Loretta spoke still as condescending as always.

‘Sigh… How long is she planning on calling me a boy? I’M 69!”

“Nothing much, I’m just thinking about what to do once I leave the cave.”

Seeing as she was a Goddess Ryu felt some expectations, he was hoping that she would show him some kind of a path.

“What else would you do, keep riding that dragon girl until I’m strong enough to materialize! Haha haha! Once I regain enough strength to form a body we can have sex on top of that dragon! AAAAAAHNNNN!”

‘What was I expecting from a Goddess of Lust? Sigh… But, having sex on top of a dragon might not be a bad thing.’

“I’ll just think of something myself. First let’s try out Kaida’s cooking. Since she’s a divine dragon, her cooking must be divine too!”

Like that Ryus ended the conversation and laid in wait for Kaida. After almost an hour Kaida finally came back.

“I’m back Master!”

“You sure took your time little girl, I was just about to fall asleep.”

“My cooking is definitely worth the wait Master. When I was young everyone used to call me the greatest chef of the family!”

“Ooohh! Is that so? Let me try your food too!”

Poor Ryu didn’t know what dragons considered as food and was having huge expectations.

Saying that Kaida pulled out a burnt tree from her inventory.

“Uh, what’s this?”

“Fried eucalyptus tree! Since there aren’t any animals here I had to fry my most treasured tree for you Master! I know that I’m great Master. It’s an art to be able to properly roast a eucalyptus tree without burning it. Do you…..”

Thinking that her Master was shocked from delight, Kaida kept on boasting.

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“Hey Loretta, is she joking?”

“Not really. Dragons love only meat, if there isn’t any meat they eat eucalyptus trees. I don’t know why either. Just have a few energy snacks from our inventory. I made them myself!”

“Who do you think you’re lying to? I’ve seen through all of your memories honey. Other than eating and drinking, ice never seen you cook even once! At least Kaida can roast a few trees!”

}

“That’s fine Kaida, you can enjoy that true yourself. I’ll just have a few energy snacks.”

“Really Master? Your the best Master! I’ll let you enjoy my extra crispy dragons dick fry next time!”

“Hahaha (awkward laughter), sure why not.”

‘How come the both of these women suck at cooking? I was hoping that at least one of my women would cook and feed me. That’s fine I’ll find a woman like that once my harem grows!!!’

Like that Ryu finished eating his dinner and it was almost night time. What shocked him was that Kaida didn’t turn into a dragon, but ate the eucalyptus tree in a dignified manner.

“Hey Kaida let’s sleep for now, and leave this cave tomorrow.”

“Whatever you want Master! But aren’t we going to exercise a little before that?”

“Do you even need to ask? It’s time to strip little dragon! HAHAHAHAHAHA”

……

After a few hours of huffing and puffing sex, Ryu slept while using Kaida breasts as a pillow.

“It feels like I’m sleeping on clouds when I’m using your breasts Kaida.”

“I don’t mind sleeping with you like this everyday Master!”

If possible this cute moment would have lasted a bit longer, but was interrupted

“You won’t need to since I’ll be sleeping with him from now on! Though I won’t mind it if you want sleep while pleasing me. Fufufu.”

“Master is she the one whom you’re always talking to? I guess she’s a Goddess who chose to fuse with the Divine weapon right?”

Ryu was completely shocked seeing Loretta outside because he thought that it would take a lot of time before she could materialize. But he was even more shocked when Kaida spoke about the divine weapon and how she figured out that Loretta was a Goddess!

“How! How did you…”

“Even though I don’t seem like it, I’m still a Divine Dragon Master! It’s natural that I know these things.”

“Oh. Anyway I thought it would take longer for you to materialize Loretta.”

Even Kaida was thinking the same thing. Though she was a Goddess once she fused with the Divine weapon it would take a lot of time to get used to the weapon and materialize as anything other than the weapon, much less as a human!

‘Ah, that? It’s cause I’ve already comprehended a little bit of the Yin Law even before fusing with the Yin blade. Thus it didn’t take me too long to get used to it. But I still can’t maintain this form for a long time. I just came out because it felt a bit suffocating inside that space. Anyway, you better get strong soon so that the space would grow big of enough to fit my demands! Also I’m going to be cultivating for a long time so don’t call me and just use your Yang blade for now. Bye bye!”

Finishing what she wanted to say Loretta disappeared and reappeared as the Phoenix tattoo on Ryu’s left hand, leaving behind the disappointed duo. Ryu was disappointed since his women count couldn’t be increased. While Kaida wanted to get some advice from Loretta who was a Goddess.

“Sigh, anyway pack up your things Kaida we’ll be leaving in a few minutes.”

Saying that Ryu began dressing himself. After putting on the clothes he looked just like Loretta (A male Loretta). Blue pants, white t shirt, and a black jacket, the same clothes which Loretta always wears.

“Kaida turn into a dragon so that you can fly and take me along with you. Though you can pull me and fly in this form. I want all women to get wet just from looking at my grand appearance. Hahahaha!”

“Whatever you want Master”

Though feeling a bit wronged that she was being used as a toll for her Master’s flirting, Kaida turned into her true form. A Majestic Golden Dragon that was capable of crushing busses with just her feet.

“So, do you grow bigger along with your cultivation?”

“Yes, Master. Once I reach the Divine Realm I can crush small planets with just my feet!”

“That sounds impressive. Let’s go now”

Like this Ryu climbed on top of the Golden Divine Dragon Kaida and left the cave.