The Survival of Scum Readers - chapter 1

Suzha was awakened by a strange tingling sensation on his face, opened his eyelids, and just watched a colorful centipede swaying its head and turning its tail over his nose.

Her scream awakened the entire forest.

The centipede that was thrown away by her life was as thick as a pigeon egg, more than ten centimeters long, and the thick ♂-long centipede twisted its red-orange-yellow-green-blue-violet body section and glanced at Suzha, then swaggered away. .

Suza swears, she read the contempt from the worm’s eyes.

Damn it! It was actually despised by a bug!

Suza raised his foot angrily and stomped on it. Accompanied by the sound of kabakaba cracking the shell, the centipede turned into a puddle of colorful mud. Suza was disgusted at the mud for a while, but inexplicably, colorful hair and lips appeared in the text…wait! Crossing the text?

Am I about to go to bed? The super-large and super-soft bed, which took two full months of wages, beckons me!

But what the **** is this?

The morning breeze passed through the woods, causing Suza, who was only in her pajamas, to shiver, and a whole group of screaming awakened birds flew above her head. “Papa” “Papa”, a few things fell on her, and a little bit fell on her forehead, dripping warmly.

Suzha reached out and wiped it subconsciously, the white thing on her fingertips finally made her sleepy head awake.

-guano!

Who will explain what’s going on, Nima! !

The loud roar spread far away, alarming more birds. But Suza tried his best to roar this sentence and turned around neatly and went into the woods and ran wildly, leaving the poor bird squeaking, mourning the good sleep.

After running away for a long time, feeling that even if a beast was awakened by his roar, he probably couldn’t find it here, Suzha leaned against a tree and gasped for breath, panting and sorting out his thoughts.

As an ordinary white-collar worker, Suza doesn’t feel that he has guilty of a terrible enemy kidnapping himself. The boss with whom he had a big fight two days ago would at most go home and lash out two shots angrily at the little porn, let alone kidnapping. He didn’t even dare to fight, his courage was as small as his stature, not to mention Suza was his first and only capable employee, and he also pointed to Suza to make money. Thanks to countless online novels that he had read, Suza knew that he might have crossed.

But I don’t want to cross!

After working hard for several years, I finally saved the down payment to buy a house. I finally renovated the house. I moved my bed in yesterday and planned to enjoy the “heavenly sleep” in the advertisement. Who knows how to travel when I close my eyes The whole world?

I! No! think! Put on! cross!

Suza, who was already getting up, became so angry that his face was distorted after the series of blows.

After angrily and hungry for a long time, the former white-collar Suzha finally suppressed all the extreme emotions in his chest and listened to reason to search for food.

Then she discovered that as a city visitor who has been in sub-health all year round, the only plants she saw were the green trees in the green belt. Not only did she not know the plants in the dense forest, but also all kinds of small animals ran very fast. She couldn’t even touch her hair, and finally found a creek, planning to take the memory of catching fish with her cousin when she returned to her hometown the only time in her childhood. Most of the fish did not get in.

In the end Suzha sneezed a series of sneezes, and sadly grabbed a handful of berries-she had seen the monkeys here eat it-and stuffed it into his mouth.

In the second half of the night, Suzha had a diarrhea…

Finding food is no better than wild animals, running is no better than wild animals, and even the stomach is no better than wild animals! What is called the “spirit of all things”, just hit it to death… Suza squatted in the grass and fell dejected.

A total of three moons, large and small, shone faint brilliance. Suzha looked up at the moon, sniffed, and clutched his grunting belly to cheer himself up: Taizu said that there is nothing difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to climb!

You can catch the moon for nine days, and you can catch turtles in the five oceans!

Thirty-eight years have passed, just a few seconds away!

Carrying poems in a mess, the depression in his chest slightly relieved. But then she was sad again:

The most tragic thing in the world is not that you are right across from me without knowing that I love you to death, but that there is no toilet paper when you have diarrhea!

I would like to exchange ten years’ worth of toilet paper with ten years of innocence!

Holding the still rumbling belly and the stinging chrysanthemum, Suzha returned to the small stone cave with cows full of faces: I’m so sorry everyone, I am ashamed of the women who travel through. I don’t know what kind of world it is here. Am I a squandered firewood sneaked out of my family without the qualifications for cultivation, or am I the only descendant of a large family with blood and blood, or one of the harems discovered by the stallion male passing by here? ?

In the first type, you will definitely find some treasures in the forest/loyal beasts/mysterious old people, etc., as long as you practice and then practice and finally go out and hit a blockbuster; in the second type, you will definitely find something in the forest. Treasures of heaven and earth/loyal monsters/mysterious old people, etc., as long as you practice and then practice and finally go out and go out for revenge; for the third type…just wait for the looks of mighty/beautiful (huh?)/evil charm The cool guy dragged by the guy just walked by.

No matter what, there will always be something here.

Suza comforted herself so much—though she herself knew it was bullshit.

When trying to catch fish in the creek, Suza had already discovered that it was not his body, but a 14-five-year-old girl. She was immature and delicate. Although she was wearing pajamas, she was printed with cute little yellow chickens and pink. Be careful, it’s not his pajamas with a skull on the left, a long sword on the right, and Sadako with a disheveled hair on the back. It seems that I am wearing a soul instead of wearing it.

Lying on the earthy, damp, cool and deadly hard ground, Suza missed his house for countless times and missed the big bed that promised to “give you a heavenly sleep.”

After decades of hard work, once back before liberation!

Blood and tears!

…Stop it! Can’t think about this anymore, the more I think about it, the more I can’t sleep, think about other things…

The black hand behind the fairy tale novel that has been chasing for a long time has just revealed a small corner. I don’t know what kind of role the villain boss is… In that naturally rotted game novel, the protagonist is wondering if the protagonist is fighting with the newly-appearing character… I don’t know if the heroine has a concubine who defeated the hero—Forget it, don’t even think about it, it must be the heroine. There are no other routines in the house Douwen… Gu Dan’s tyrant kills the beauty prime minister The whole family? Did you call back the exiled general… After the juicy and juicy article, the king found the heroine and pulled the heroine into his room. Is there any…

Suza finally fell asleep.

Thanks to her tenacity and nerves that she has cultivated through fighting wits and courage with unscrupulous bosses all the year round, and more importantly…thanks to her not knowing what kind of world she is traveling through at this time.