The Taoist Sister of a Cannon Fodder - Chapter 113
Spicy chicken world!
Let’s destroy it!
In just one day after coming to this world, Dao Xi had this dangerous thought in her heart for the seventh time.
Dao Xi looked up at the refrigerator.
She is only as tall as the first floor of the refrigerator, and she can’t hook her toes when she wants to take the second floor. When Dao Xi hesitated to choose to jump up and take things, or when he moved a stool, he suddenly stretched out a pair of big hands and took a can of milk directly from the many cans of beer, mineral water, and beverages.
The next second appeared in the hands of Dao Xi.
Chao He yawned.
As soon as he woke up feeling a little thirsty, he came over to find water to drink. This would be a little confused, and he said without thinking: “Hey, children can grow taller by drinking more milk~ papaya flavor, but also abundant…”
“Wow!”
In the next second, Chao He held his calf and performed a one-leg jump.
“Sine!”
Dao Xi directly swept across the hall’s legs, and Chao He unpreparedly lost his balance and fell to the ground. Dao Xi lightly jumped up and stepped on Chao He’s back to easily reach a bottle of mineral water. He sipped the bottle of papaya milk with his backhand. I really don’t know what papaya breast milk he is hoarding!
Chao He caught the bottle smoothly.
He got up and rubbed his calf, and asked in a discussing tone: “Make a discussion, can you kick with another leg next time?”
Dao Xi squeezed three inches and glanced at him.
Chao He closed his legs in surprise.
Then silently stretched out his left leg: “This leg is pretty good hahaha.”
“Wow!”
Kicked over.
Dao Xi ignored his tricks.
Turned back to the restaurant.
Then, I want to destroy the world again.
Too small.
I can’t see the desktop when I sit on a chair.
What is even more irritating is that she is probably not tall enough in this world.
Do not.
It will never grow taller!
In the first few worlds, special exercises can be used to promote rapid growth of bones. That is because the author did not clearly restrict the growth of height. In this world, the original author specially marked that the original body was injected with genetic medicine by the obese teenager who liked the real doll because of its cute appearance, and it would not grow one micron taller until death.
This is the will of the law.
In other words: the world won’t let you grow taller!
This is very heartbreaking.
At this time, Chao He also saw the situation on Dao Xi’s side. From his perspective, he could only see a small hair top and a bunch of dull hair.
Want to laugh.
If his left calf can speak, it will definitely stop: No, you don’t want to!
However, the leg bones cannot speak.
Yesterday I was eating on the coffee table and didn’t notice this problem. After thinking about it, Chao He walked over and took a pillow from the sofa and said, “Use this pillow first…”
-Increase.
He didn’t dare to say the following words.
Brush and brush.
The four corners of the table were cut off directly.
Dao Xi looked indifferently with a knife in his hand.
The focus of his eyes is on his legs, and the knife in his hand is waving unconsciously, as if he is studying where to start more easily.
Chao He retracted the outstretched hand and placed the pillow on the back of the chair.
First came a bunch of awkward smiles: “Ahahaha~” He also exaggeratedly beat his waist with his hands and said: “The waist is not so good when you are older, so take a pillow to cushion your waist.”
Dao Xi put away the table knife.
This time she sat and ate.
The one-meter-two sword seal is comfortable, but the two-meter-one Chao He feels the space is a bit crowded.
Long legs: wronged.
The meal is over.
Dao Xi wiped her mouth: “Let’s go.” Yesterday the male lead offered to take her in, and today he agreed to buy her some daily necessities and clothes.
“Oh.”
When Chao He stood up, his lower leg was shaken. The legs of the table were cut off because they were too high, and the table top was too short, causing the long legs to squeeze pitifully in a small amount of space, and the time was a little numb.
Dao Xi wanted to destroy the world for the ninth time.
There are pairs of long legs in sight.
The development of science and technology in this world is relatively advanced, and the genes of the entire planet have been optimized. The height of the male protagonist of about two meters is not special but normal, not even particularly tall. On this planet, the average male is about 1.9 meters tall, and even the females have an average height of 1.8 meters.
Repeat it again.
Dao Xi, no, the original height is 1.19 meters.
Round to one meter.
On this planet full of long legs, she is quite unfriendly to her little dwarf!
Chao He scratched his head and suggested, “Should I walk with you behind my back?” This street is a pedestrian street, so you can’t take a car directly like you go out.
There are many people.
It’s not that she is afraid of losing, but she is only so small. The streets are full of tall, tall legs, and if someone doesn’t look at the road, it’s easy to kick and step on her.
Dao Xi: “…”
He said harshly: “I’ll go by myself!”
This is her last stubbornness!
Chao He had to worry about protecting the point by himself. Along the way, he pushed away no fewer than two-digit passers-by who ran into them with “not long eyes”.
“Huh~”
He finally breathed a sigh of relief when he reached the destination.
Don’t worry about daily necessities. There are smart robots in the supermarket that guide shopping. Asking the other party about the relevant content will lead you to find specific things. If you are too lazy to run, you can give them the list, and the shopping guide robot will help you run errands. If you are lazy, you don’t need to come to the mall in person, you can receive it at home by express delivery.
As long as it is something on this planet, you can basically receive it on the same day.
Buying in person is a bit of a private matter.
Neither of them likes to run errands to go shopping. After arriving at the mall, they directly submit the list of daily necessities to the shopping guide robot for it to purchase on their behalf. By the way, they will take the initiative to deliver them to the door after direct payment.
“Welcome, are you buying clothes for a female friend? Or…” The waiter ignored the 1.2-meter sword seal and approached Chao He, who was 2.2 meters away, with a smile.
Chao He nodded and pointed to the sword seal: “Buy her.”
The waiter was stunned.
Then the smile on his face faded a little, and his expression was a little complicated: “If you buy clothes for this little friend, please go to the children’s clothing store next door.” He also added an accent.
Dao Xi: “…”
The tenth time.
Let the world be destroyed!
Chao He and Dao Xi left in disarray.
He asked: “Why does that woman look so strange at me?”
Dao Xi sneered: “Ha ha.”
Although the look of the waiter [Caring for Mentally Handicapped.jpg] was for Chao He, she forgot for a while that she was a child. Just now she took the initiative to run into the clothing store, which can count her share.
Depressed to go to the children’s clothing store.
Dao Xi did not try it on.
Just point to a few pieces of men’s clothing and ask the waiter to pack them. The girls’ clothes are all kinds of small skirts. The fat guy is still looking for her whereabouts, so it’s better to do a little disguise.
more importantly.
She didn’t want to be called cute.
“All the clothes are delivered to this address.” Chao He made a painful payment.
Dao Xi kicked his calf bone.
“follow me.”
Chao He thought she still wanted to buy more clothes, so he gritted his teeth and followed. The male husband said that if he buys things, he will accompany him to the end even if he is in debt!
“Where are we going?”
Chao He was a little puzzled. They took the elevator directly to the top floor. Dao Xi did not go inside the mall, but walked towards the stairwell.
Dao Xi kicked his calf: “Open your right to operate the bracelet to me.”
Almost everyone on this planet has a smart bracelet, similar to a cell phone on the earth. However, the function of the bracelet is more powerful. It binds personal information, that is, it acts as an ID card, bank card, and a contact device. Entered the real information age.
Paper money has long been obsolete.
For daily food, drink, travel, and purchase, you need to swipe your wristband almost everywhere. So Dao Xi chose to act with the male lead temporarily, otherwise it would be difficult to act alone as she is still wanted.
Dao Xi also had a bracelet before, which was bought by the fat man.
It was already thrown when escaping, and there was a position in it.
Chao He didn’t know what Dao Xi wanted to do, but when he looked at her eyes, he subconsciously authorized her to control her bracelet.
Dao Xi is proficient in waking up the virtual interface.
She checked the world’s technological level through Chao He’s computer last night. Although it has flown out of space, it has only developed a few planets and has not yet flown out of its own galaxy. Opened the identity information panel of Chao He and entered a series of instructions, then grabbed his arm and swiped at the door of the platform.
She has learned knowledge of higher planes, and this kind of smart identification lock is easy to crack.
[Confirm permissions…Passed]
brush.
The door opened.
Chao He was a little surprised: “You…”
Dao Xi kicked him in the calf: “Keep down.”
Chao He conditioned immediately squatted down.
Dao Xi jumped on his back: “I will explain to you later, go.”
Chao He hesitated, but chose to cooperate. He was a little curious about the true identity of the sword seal, and he couldn’t just throw people here.
Dao Xi pointed to the building adjacent to the mall and said, “Jump over.”
There is a gap of more than fifty meters between the two.
Chao He didn’t hesitate, and after a run-up, he easily jumped over.
The strength of people in this world is divided into S-F level, the higher the level, the higher the physical fitness. The top powers of S-level can even move in space for a short time. The male lead is currently only B-level, but only 50 meters is a trivial matter.
The hacker applet just now also works on the access control here.
After swiping the card, sneak in smoothly.
But this is not a public mall, but a private office building. The corridors are full of monitoring without blind spots, as well as real-time face recognition functions. Employees who are not allowed will call the police.
Dao Xi whispered: “Aki, intrusion monitoring system.”
Chao He’s bracelet suddenly jumped out of the virtual interface, revealing a virtual woman with a big palm in the image of a mature woman in a red dress.
[Okay, Darling~]
She glamorously cast a wink, then waved her hands. The original monitor in the corridor suddenly shifted one direction, revealing a dead-angle neutral.
Dao Xi tucked Chao He’s ears: “What are you doing in a daze, let’s go!”
Chao He ran forward subconsciously.
After two steps, I asked with some doubts: “I remember that Aki is just an intelligent steward of the daily chores of civilian services. When can we do things like intruding the monitoring system?”
And because he was poor, he bought the lowest price.
Dao Xi said casually: “Oh, I just upgraded her system easily.”
Chao He: “…”
How smooth is this?
Ding.
Something fell to the ground.
A patrol security guard turned his head when he heard the movement, only to see a small thing bouncing off the ground at the speed of flashing shadows, and then he fell into a coma with a pain in his neck.
[Darling, you are so handsome when you jump up and hit someone! 】
Dao Xi: “…”
what.
This world is still destroyed!