The Top Fish Attractant That Even Novices Can Protect - Chapter 86
Tang Xiaomi was beaten up by his mother (♀). She was really embarrassed to say that she was embarrassed, but the words her mother scolded him really couldn’t refute it after thinking about it.
Since arriving in the salt water area, Stalin’s feeding was first followed by Alfred’s harassment… In short, Tang Xiaomi’s high school attendance rate is nothing short of sadness and tears. If he was in Danshui, he would have been asked his parents by the teacher. Talked.
Puppy love is really early love, even if the school in Tamsui District is not so strict about this aspect now, but in the eyes of Evelyn’s generation, Tang Xiaomi’s age is still too young to fall in love or something-as for love. The object is the point…
“Mom, aren’t you also public now…”
Tang Xiaomi was dragged around the room three-and-a-half times by Evelyn holding the seaweed, and spoke for a while.
Immediately after Taiyi raised his head, his mother, whose face was almost emphysema, immediately knew that something was wrong.
“I’m wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong! Mom! Help! I’ll change it! From now on, I will study hard and not skip class or leave early to finish homework on time!”
Tang Xiaomi promptly knelt in front of Evelyn with the kelp printed on it and began to admit his mistake.
“Snapped–“
The kelp in Evelyn’s hand left several marks on Tang Xiaomi’s body. The anger in her heart was still burning, but she couldn’t continue to **** Tang Xiaomi’s honest face.
“It’s enough to study hard and make progress every day? You first solve the problem of puppies for me! Say, do you dare to fall in love in the future? Do you dare to be gay?!”
“Uh……”
Tang Xiaomi never expected that Evelyn’s attention was not deflected by him at all, and she still grasped this point tightly without letting go.
Evelyn’s heart sank as she watched Tang Xiaomi’s look sluggish here, and her words hesitated.
“You better not tell me you have to continue with that prince!”
His voice lowered, and it was obvious that the seaweed had been thrown aside by him, and Tang Xiaomi couldn’t help swallowing as he looked at his stern look.
“Um…I promise that I won’t be distracted by dating… Our teacher has said that in modern society, it is the same when talking about men and women…”
Strictly speaking, whether it is freshwater or saltwater, mermaids are not a race that is too resistant to homosexual love. After all, compared with their human friends, some mermaids can freely switch genders and some mermaids can do it all at once. Give birth to more than a thousand mermaid babies… Mermaid has a natural advantage in physiology, even if it is homosexual love, this behavior will not threaten the reproduction of the entire ethnic group. Even for a long time in history, mermaids are happy to see male individuals in the population fall into the relationship of homosexual love-if it is a mermaid who can freely change gender, there will be another pair in the mermaid population. Couples who give birth, and if both of them are mermaid who can’t switch sex, the stable relationship between males and males also makes them more secure and guarded, and will not affect the entire ethnic group due to the struggle during the courtship process. stable……
It was not until modern society that humans invented technologies such as the Internet, and the prosperous human culture greatly affected modern mermaids in this way, and only some of them were infected by human thoughts and became very vigilant and repulsive of homosexual love. In order to change this prejudice, some freshwater mermaid schools that are deeply influenced by humans will emphasize that it is normal to fall in love with males or females in the process of mermaid love, and always not be affected by the dross of human society. What……
However, that’s how it was said. When Tang Xiaomi really refuted his mother’s feudal thoughts according to what the teacher said, he still suffered a stormy response.
“Talk about you big head ghost!”
I have to say that Evelyn was completely mad at Tang Xiaomi’s stupid appearance.
“Who do you think it is? The crown prince of the Great West Kingdom! Or a saltwater mermaid! Do you think dating is a house wine? If you fall in love with this kind of mermaid, if one day he is eating you, I will even have your body. I can’t get it back…”
“Al won’t eat me. He said before that my freshwater mermaid has too many bones to stab me…”
Tang Xiaomi weakly defended her neck.
“you–“
Evelyn was so angry that she rolled up her sleeves and planned to continue to teach her stupid son a little bit of love.
However, before he could do anything, the sound of glass shattering came from his ears-a black shadow suddenly swept into the room from the window, blocking Evelyn’s tail.
“Hu-sir! Please stop!”
Some vague voices uttered from the mouth of the king physalis squid that suddenly appeared. It was too large to enter the room completely, and could only get its head stuck on the window rail aggrieved.
Probably because of its big eyes, when it looked at Evelyn, it felt pitiful.
“Please… please stop physically attacking His Highness Tang Xiaomi.”
Under Evelyn’s particularly intent gaze because of shock, the tentacles of the giant squid twisted in the water uneasy.
“What’s going on? Who are you?!”
Evelyn’s voice has changed.
“Underneath is the staff of the Royal Chamber of Commerce——” It pointed to a white tortoiseshell nameplate inlaid in the middle of his forehead, on which the words “Aqiu Hauch” were written, and there was a row of job names below: First-level clerk in the Royal Office of the Great West Independence Kingdom
“…Did Al let you come?”
Seeing the sign of Daxiguo, Tang Xiaomi couldn’t help but ask.
The staff member named Hao Chi nodded.
“His Royal Highness will come in person later, and I will be in charge of this place temporarily.”
it says.
In fact, according to Alfred’s idea, after Tang Xiaomi fainted, he should be sent directly to the royal family of Daxi to rest in Atlantis’ other palace. But this idea was suppressed by the Queen’s iron and blood.
“… People who faint now are prone to misunderstandings. If you bring them back to your room all night, it’s too easy to make people want to be crooked. If you follow your statement, I guess I will have to see your mother next time. Cut people. Besides, you don’t know how many reporters and paparazzi there are in the palace. If they really let them take photos of you and Mimi, you probably won’t think about being quiet in the second half of the year. I want to see, when the time comes, you two will finally find a bay with good scenery and dense water and grass. Just about to xxoo, a camera pops up next to it…”
“Then I will eat it.”
Alfred muttered.
“Oh, it’s okay if you were photographed, but Mimi is definitely not happy, they are the kind of literate freshwater mermaid!”
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His Royal Highness, the Crown Prince of the Great Western Kingdom, reluctantly sent Xiaomi back to his own home.
After all, he still has a lot to do before dawn.
You must know that the preparations of the saltwater mermaid before the proposal are very complicated, oh, yes, it takes a little time to hunt down Oreo.
This is why Alfred didn’t spit bubbles out of Tang Xiaomi’s window. Although in the end he still sent Hao Chi to Tang Xiaomi’s side…
By the way, considering that Xiaomi has not officially married into the Daxi Royal Family, otherwise Alfred originally planned to send all the members of the Ministry of Internal Affairs. As for the squid-it is the squid most envied by other colleagues now. You must know that it can have a good relationship with the future prince… the future queen, and the road of promotion is slowly unfolding in its fantasy. So when facing Tang Xiaomi, with a huge body, there are no other natural enemies besides the Titan Mermaid, it becomes more and more courteous and respectful. After discovering that Tang Xiaomi was being chased and beaten by his own mother, Hao Chi had to bite the bullet and stop Evelyn from continuing to attack Tang Xiaomi.
However, Haucher’s obstruction undoubtedly only stimulated Evelyn even more.
“Why is that guy doing this… it’s just adding fuel to the fire!”
Tang Xiaomi was holding his buttocks with a faint pain, muttering softly, his face glowing with a reddish drunkenness. Tang Xiaomi felt uncomfortable when he thought that Alfred sent someone to take care of him. On the other hand, he felt a little bit sweet, and the corners of his mouth showed a shy smile. .
Evelyn caught a glimpse of Tang Xiaomi’s confused face…
“Kacha…” For a moment, he felt that the nerve called sanity in his body had been severed completely.
“Tang! Xiao! Mi! If you have the ability to find a boyfriend as a backer, if you have the ability, don’t call me mother!”
The muscles on Evelyn’s body bulged due to anger, and she accidentally collapsed her t-shirt into pieces, exposing thick chest muscles and raised chest muscles.
If he has always been a muscular male mermaid, this situation is nothing, but in Xiaomi’s mind, Evelyn will always be his mother no matter what changes in appearance.
So Tang Xiaomi screamed as soon as she saw Evelyn’s clothes unfolding.
“Mom! Mom, pay attention to your clothes!”
He reflexively covered his eyes, and a few seconds later, remembering that there were other creatures in the room, he immediately rushed to the bewildered squid in an attempt to block Evelyn.
“You, you, you, don’t look at it!”
He said hurriedly.
As for Evelyn, who has been a female mermaid in Tamsui for so long, even if her appearance changes, she still thinks of herself as a female in her heart… When he realized that he burst his shirt, he was also taken aback and screamed. She covered her chest with her hands and wanted to find a cover, but now the fabric in the room that can block her body is the curtains except for the sheets.
And between the sheets and Evelyn, there is a Haucher.
The curtain was also stuck beside Hao Chi’s head, close to Hao Chi’s big shiny eyes.
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At this time, Hao Chi also collapsed in his heart…
After all, as a large squid, it really didn’t want to see the **** of the mother of his future boss! ! ! .
And when it wanted to exit the room, it realized that it seemed to be stuck.
“…I, I, I, I think of a way to leave!”
Hao Chi almost stammered.
I saw it shake its body vigorously. About ten seconds later, its huge head and long arms and legs suddenly curled up into a small twisted piece of meat. When it stretched out again, the squid’s The appearance has undergone tremendous changes.
A person with a pale face and a human-shaped upper body with tentacles on his lower body staggered and fell from the window to the ground.
“Hou Chi?”
Tang Xiaomi couldn’t believe his eyes.
And Hauchz showed a bleak smile at him, one hand was blocking his face and not looking at Evelyn by the wall, the other hand was already on the window sill, and the tentacles of the lower body were squirming awkwardly. Ready to climb out of the window.
“I’m sorry I’m not proficient in transforming, cough cough… it would be better for me to leave here first——”
But before he could finish speaking, Tang Xiaomi’s door was opened.
“Evelyn? Are you there—”
Roy poked his head out of the door, calling out his partner’s name with some worry.
Then he watched the naked Evelyn in Tang Xiaomi’s bedroom-Tang Xiaomi with a frightened face-the unidentified young man crawling out of the window-into a sluggishness.