The Two Hundred and Eighty Pound Fat Girl and Her Five Husbands - Chapter 271
Chapter 271
“It’s for sure. Who am I? I’m a noble and pure Little Priest. My mission is to enlighten the people. How could I let you do such immoral things like killing and arson!”
“What do you want me to help you with then?”
Facing Xi Luo’s golden eyes, Little Xibei instinctively took a deep breath and asked cautiously.
“I don’t need your help with anything specific. Han Xibei, you’ve seen my situation now.
I’ve been trapped there for so many years, without food, without drink, and nothing to entertain myself.
The reason I don’t want to return the body to Eldest Sister now is because I want to use her body to have some good food, drink some wine, and then have a chat with you all, reminisce.
My dear Emperor Han Xibei, my request is so simple, isn’t it reasonable!”
“Xi Luo, is your request really that simple?”
“Of course. Otherwise, what would I do with Eldest Sister’s body? Both you and I know that I’ve always valued Eldest Sister more than my own life.
Emperor Han Xibei, my request is so simple, you won’t refuse, will you! Ah~”
Facing Xi Luo’s teasing gaze, although Little Xibei knew that what he wanted to do was not simple, he also thought that Xi Luo had been trapped there for so many years.
His request now was reasonable.
However, the warning bells in his mind kept ringing. What was really going on?Ne/w novel chapt𝒆rs are published on no/vel(/bin(.)co/m
“Ah! Emperor Han Xibei, my request is so simple, don’t you agree? I can’t believe it! We’ve known each other for so long, and I’m just asking you to treat me to a meal and a few drinks, and you’re not willing!”
“Ah! I agree, I agree.”
Little Xibei nodded stiffly.
“Now that you’ve agreed, let’s have a big meal now. Oh, also call Gu Shan, Ye Yi, and Xiao Liuli.
They are Eldest Sister’s family now, so they are my family too. As a little brother, it’s necessary to get along well with Eldest Sister’s family, don’t you think!”
Listening to Xi Luo’s explanation, Little Xibei felt a bit of a headache.
How shameless of him to say that! He’s just an early little brother.
In his previous life, he used to say every day,
Big Priest, Little Priest, Big with Little, sisters are good. One in front, one behind, running together. Brother matches sister, just right. Gave birth to a daughter, called Little Zao Zao.
The guy who wanted to be Zao Zao’s husband every day in his previous life is now saying he’s just Zao Zao’s little brother here.
Hmph! How shameless.
Glancing at Little Xibei’s disdainful eyes, Xi Luo didn’t mind. It’s okay, if he dares to look down on him, he’ll get revenge later.
He’s a high and mighty Little Priest, with grievances!
He usually settles scores right away!
Having figured it out, Xi Luo reached out and touched Lin Zao Zao’s butt, feeling a bit disgusted.
The butt is so flat, it’s not attractive when twisted.
Well, when he goes back, should he really find some pills for Eldest Sister to make her bustier and plumper?
But thinking that those pills might have side effects, Xi Luo instantly dismissed the idea.
Forget it, let it stay flat! He doesn’t mind after all.”
Having figured it out in his mind, Xi Luo controlled Lin Zaozao’s body, swaying with every step, twisting her frail figure into a spiral as she coyly strutted ahead.
Gu Shan, watching the little spiral walking in front of him, was filled with disgust.
Twisting her body like that, wasn’t she afraid of hurting her waist?
But then, if it were Zaozao twisting her waist, throwing him a seductive smile, sweetly laughing at him…
A blush crept onto Gu Shan’s face involuntarily.
“Gu Shan, don’t even think about it. The person walking ahead isn’t Lin Zaozao. The core of the body is male, equipped with a handle!”
Little Xibei’s teasing voice made Gu Shan’s face turn cold in an instant.
Standing beside Gu Shan, Little Xibei and Ye Yi couldn’t help but chuckle at Gu Shan’s quick change of expression.
It seems that the only person who can make Gu Shan smile is Zaozao!
When Xi Luo and the others returned to the square at the foot of the mountain, the killers from the Eighteenth Floor had already lit a roaring bonfire there.
Around the bonfire, tables were laden with food.
Xi Luo’s eyes lit up with uncontrollable excitement when he saw the food on the table.
He hadn’t eaten anything in a long time…
Oh, he was so hungry! He wanted meat, he wanted wine, he wanted to go crazy!!!
Sniffing the aroma of the food, Xi Luo hurried to the table and picked up a roasted chicken, stuffing it into his mouth.
With one bite, the familiar fragrance almost brought tears to Xi Luo’s eyes.
“Mmm! So delicious!”
“Take it slow, don’t choke.”
Little Xibei gently patted “Lin Zaozao” on the back, handing him a cup of wine.
“Xi Luo, drink slowly. You’re using Zaozao’s body. It doesn’t matter if you die, but Zaozao can’t afford to have any accidents.”
After downing a cup of wine, Xi Luo looked up at Little Xibei, disdainfully saying, “Get lost!”
With that, he reached out and grabbed a piece of pastry, stuffing it into his mouth directly.
Little Xibei looked at Xi Luo, covered in pastry crumbs, and couldn’t help but sigh as she gently patted him.
“Xi Luo, I know you’re hungry. But at least pay attention to your appearance. After all, you’re using Zaozao’s body now.”
“I know, stop nagging. Anyway, Eldest Sister’s table manners aren’t much better than mine. We’re two of a kind!”
After another big gulp of wine, Xi Luo finally let out a long sigh. He patted his stomach, feeling full, and couldn’t eat anymore.
If he kept eating, what if he hurt Eldest Sister’s body?
That’s enough, he had satisfied his craving and now it was time to get serious.
Thinking about what was going to happen next, Xi Luo’s expression changed from sloppy to serious in an instant.
He brushed off the food crumbs on his body, picked up the wine jug from the table, and walked towards Gu Shan and Ye Yi.
Xi Luo leaned in close to Gu Shan and whispered,
“Gu Shan, do you want me to return Zaozao’s body to her right now?”
“What do you want to do?”
Gu Shan asked coldly.
“Let’s not do anything. You, me, Ye Yi, Xiao Liuli, and Han Xibei, let’s find a quiet place and chat, shall we?”
Gu Shan lifted his head, looking into those golden eyes, examining the face that had long been imprinted in his heart.
After a moment’s thought, he nodded.
“Gu Shan, don’t leave just yet! Let’s bring some drinks along while we chat, it’ll be more enjoyable that way.”
Xi Luo fetched several jugs of wine from the table, placing them in the hands of Gu Shan, Ye Yi, and the others, before following them to the place Gu Shan led them to.
It wasn’t until Gu Shan, accompanied by Xi Luo, Little Xibei, Ye Yi, and Xiao Liuli, arrived at a spacious courtyard and set down their jugs of wine that he turned around, his eyes coldly fixed on Xi Luo.
“Gu Shan, don’t look at me like that. The moon has risen, in two more hours, I should leave. After I leave, Eldest Sister’s soul will naturally return.”
Xi Luo glanced at Gu Shan, leaning against the pillar as if boneless.
He took a sip of wine, gazing at the distant, massive moonlight flower tree, his eyes filled with nostalgia and countless sorrows.
“Gu Shan, do you find the moonlight flower tree beautiful?”
“Yes, it’s beautiful.”
Gu Shan replied coldly.
“Han Xibei, do you think the moonlight flower tree is beautiful?”
“No, I don’t.”
Han Xibei glanced at the massive moonlight flower tree ahead, his eyes filled with undisguised disdain.
“People who don’t understand its true significance would say it’s beautiful because it represents hope and redemption.
But the hope and redemption of the moonlight flower tree come at the cost of others’ lives. Why should anyone be forced to be a so-called savior?
I’m not willing, and neither is Eldest Sister. Why? Why?”
Listening to Xi Luo’s words, Gu Shan, Ye Yi, and Xiao Liuli couldn’t help but stiffen.
If the moonlight flower tree is obtained at the cost of others’ lives, then what do Purgatory Valley and the massive moonlight flower tree before them represent?
Whose lives were sacrificed for them?
“Don’t worry, whether it’s Purgatory Valley or the moonlight flower tree before us, they only represent hope.
As long as I’m here, no one will ever force Eldest Sister to do something she doesn’t want to do again.”
After taking a sip of wine, Xi Luo gestured for Gu Shan and the others to join him.
“I don’t drink.”
Gu Shan placed his jug of wine on the table, speaking in a cold tone.
“That’s right! You’re a pregnant husband, not suitable for drinking. Here, let me give you something.”
Xi Luo gestured in the air, producing several bottles and handing them to Gu Shan.
“These are good for you, for the baby.”
Gu Shan examined the delicate bottles, then placed them on the table after a moment of consideration.
“Gu Shan, you’re a pregnant husband, it’s not suitable for you to drink. Sit aside for now! I need to talk to Ye Yi and Xiao Liuli.”
“You may speak.”
Gu Shan picked up the bottle, turning to examine it carefully.
If the bottle is crafted so delicately, then what about the medicine inside? Would it be even better?
And these bottles were taken out of the void by Xi Luo, so is this little priest really that amazing?
Since he’s so powerful, how did he end up becoming a ghost trapped in Xibei’s body so early on?
Xi Luo glanced at Xibei, who was still tense, smiled at him, then bypassed his body and walked towards Ye Yi and Xiao Liuli.
“Ye Yi, can I ask you a question?”
“Please do.”
Ye Yi looked at the familiar face in front of him and asked in a deep voice,
“If Eldest Sister marries your younger brother Xiao Liuli, would you resent them?”