The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn’t Pamper Me - Chapter 44

The Daslow Hotel, three kilometers away from the snow field, is the only five-star hotel here. It was converted from an old castle on a cliff, facing the snowy mountains and backing the abyss.

There is a double-layer glass wall on one side of the cliff, and a glass corridor inlaid in the middle. You can experience the vast abyss straight down the cliff, which is the world’s famous devil’s road.

The engagement ceremony was held here, and the two families met in a wonderful meeting.

Because the castle was originally small, Daslow was a hotel with limited reception capacity, so the two people of Wu Guo almost contracted the entire hotel.

Gu Han and Pei Xian stood in front of the glass wall on the third floor and looked down at the “Devil’s Way”.

“I know why these two came here to get engaged. They were engaged, and they walked down this road all the way back to their true hometown!” Gu Han said with a relaxed expression, smiling and gritting his teeth.

Pei Xian raised his hand to comfort him and stroked his vest. Mr. Gu is really a vengeful man.

Wu Yanyi’s father, Wu Peng, came over and asked them to go to the VIP lounge for tea.

The sixty-year-old man was stunned, with grey hair tied a small slap in the back of his head. He was dressed in a silver-gray satin waistcoat without a tie and a bow tie. Instead, he wore a gentleman’s scarf.

After seated, he first said to Pei Xian: “Listen to my baby Yiyi, you like to drink milk tea. There is a famous milk tea in this place. I told them to prepare it for you.”

“Thank you Uncle Wu.” Pei Xian curiously took a small cup of sterling silver the size of his fist, and grunted.

Wu Peng nodded with a smile, “Listen to them, they are made from wild red deer milk, local wild black tea, garlic juice and various spices, which have the function of expelling cold and keeping fit.”

After listening to the milk tea in his mouth, Pei Xian vomited neither swallows nor swallows, and he turned his head to help Gu Han miserably.

Gu Han was silent and quietly pushed the hazelnut coffee in front of him.

“You guys just have fate, you can run into such places where the wolf doesn’t **** and the eggs don’t lay eggs.” Wu Peng said with emotion, “We can’t help it either. Ye Yi is a celebrity with a sensitive identity, so I want to find it quietly. I’ve got the engagement booked somewhere and I’ll let you know when we get married next year. “

Gu Han is a hard-bodied person with a standard mouth, but he is still a little worried about the safety of the small person. “Uncle Wu, marriage is a big thing in life, mainly depends on Miss Wu’s meaning.”

Openly speaking, he and Wu Peng are the same generation, but in front of them they are still politely called Uncle Wu.

“I know my daughter. She definitely likes Guo Fei.” Wu Peng laughed. “In our house, beating is cursing, cursing, and loving. It hurts my heart and kicks me with my feet. You see, from the youngest to the oldest, Yi also To which boy did you start? “

He took the coffee and sipped his mouth and continued, “Look, you and Pu Yi have known each other since childhood, but she never gives you a look, but as soon as you see Guo Fei, they will immediately pounce! My wife and I are both Come here, I understand! “

Gu Hanfu’s eyes met with Pei Xian, and his eyes were filled with expressions: How do I think he’s right?

There was a line of small words in Pei Xian’s eyes, and slowly enlarged: Mr. Gu, how do I think he was scolding you?

The two were completely confused by Father Wu, and had to make excuses to go to Guo Fei and Wu Yiyi to play, and ran away in a frustrated life.

“What is that stuff?” Gu Han asked Pei Xian as he walked, adding milk tea.

Pei Xian frowned. “The red deer pee … It’s okay, just a little fishy.”

“What? Pee pee … pee smell?” Gu Han wrote with disgust on his face.

Pei Xian had a bit of nausea when he thought about it, and he covered his mouth with his hands and said angrily, “Just yesterday we fed the red deer, the smell on it, and then asked suicide !!”

“Oh …” Gu Han comfortably rubbed the fur above his head.

The two walked to the back to find out, where is the engagement scene, it is clear that they are going to pull Guo Fei and Wu Yanyi out to shoot!

Five big and three thick foreign bodyguards, Sandaomen Station on the third floor, emergency exits, bathrooms are guarded.

What I know is the two engagements, what I don’t know is that North and South Korea came to negotiate!

When Pei Xian went in, Wu Yiyi was wearing a conjoined bunny rabbit pajamas, and one of the rabbit ears on the hat was erected and pulled up, looking very unconscious.

She is also unkempt, wearing huge black-framed glasses to hide her ugliness, and eating a large bag of garbage puffed food in her hand.

In the impression of Pei Xian, Wu Yiyi was the kind of girl who had to apply foundation on her feet, had to blush her knees, and had her hands trimmed all over her body.

“Miss Wu.” He closed the door and called.

Wu Yanyi saw Pei Xian, fell off his fries and fell down, and caught the hands of his loved ones. “Little beautiful, you are finally here. They want me to engage Guo Fei’s mentally handicapped.”

“Miss Wu, in fact, Guo Fei is also okay.” Both sides were friends, and Pei Xian was immediately embarrassed.

Wu Yanyi wiped the residue from the corners of her mouth, “Little pretty, you … can you do me a favor?”

“…” Pei Xian shook his head instinctively.

Seeing this, Wu Yiyi didn’t mean to be engaged at all. The dresses were thrown on the ground without changing. It is necessary to run away!

Wu Yiyi is also a very clever person, and at a glance Pei Xian guessed that she wanted to escape.

At the engagement ceremony, Wu Yiyi was surrounded by her family who had sworn to marry her. The only thing she could come in to be married was the couple of alpacas that fell from the sky yesterday. She could only help Pei Xian.

“Little beautiful, God has good virtues!” Wu Yanyi’s acting performance burst into tears, tears falling down, “You help me this time, that’s accumulated 100,000 merit, and certainly bless your family into a human shape early.”

“Miss Wu, don’t cry, I, I can’t understand what you say?” Pei Xian felt that the motherboard in her head had run away from home.

Wu Yanyi kept up his efforts. “Envy, look at the revolutionary friendship that we have fought with Xiao Yuhang together, save me!”

Pei Xian is dim, mainly because of Xiao Yuhang. He really owes a lot of martial arts. Besides, at what age are these, and there are family arrangements for marriage?

“So what do you want to do? I think there are three layers inside and three layers outside, can you run away?” He asked tentatively.

Wu Yiyi burst into tears for a moment, “You don’t have to worry about it, as long as someone is here for the engagement ceremony, I will definitely run.”

“Don’t you want me to do it for you? I’m a man!” Pei Xian thought this was a bit silly.

Wu Yiyi took off her pajamas and hats, pulled up her hair three or two times, and brought Pei Xian to the dressing table. “Have you heard of the three major magics of Asia? Cosmetology, beauty makeup, and Chinese makeup! The only staff member who left me was the makeup artist I dug from Japan! “

“Turn me into you? That’s called Eastern Xuan Fan Yi Rong Shu!” Pei Xian stared into the mirror. They had no similar faces except that they were both standard small face plates.

Wu Yanyi embraced his shoulders boldly, and patted him again, “I promise, you will dress as me and put on your gown, and your family will be upset and bloody!”

“…” Pei Xian was speechless.

woman! You successfully attracted my interest!

Wu Yiyi grabbed the pink high-dress on the carpet, walked to the door a few steps and said to the service staff outside, “This dress is not good-looking, let me change the previous wedding dress.”

From the perspective of Wu and Guo’s homes, engagement is marriage, mainly because it is troublesome to disclose Wu Yiyi’s celebrity status. In fact, it is to hold a small wedding in front of relatives. Therefore, the wedding dress comes with a wedding dress.

Wu Yiyi only put in two makeup artists, and quickly pushed Pei Xian and e’s Gao Ding wedding dresses into the dressing room together.

Pei Xian’s two years of age add up to fifty, let alone wear a wedding dress, I have never touched a wedding dress!

He spent half an hour in it by himself, so he easily climbed out of the wall.

Wu Yanyi’s two makeup artists are simply devil, mixing the newspaper group and elastic soft rubber together, and quickly making a pair of fake chests according to Wu Yanyi’s size.

Pei Xian put his hands on his chest, skeptical of life.

Soon the makeup artist began to decorate his face. Pei Xian felt that the foundation had been applied for four or five times, and then all kinds of makeup and highlights … After more than an hour, he carefully applied bright red lipstick and sprayed it. After finishing the makeup spray, Yi Rongshi finally stopped.

Leave a glorious and beautiful Pei Xian!

But makeup is definitely not easy. Pei Xian doesn’t have the marvelous sense of martial arts publicity. After finishing makeup, he masks the depth of the male’s silhouette, which is softer and more beautiful.

But it doesn’t matter, Wu Yiyi brought the veil, and the makeup artist also helped with the gauze cover, so that it was covered on the head, his face was under the light veil, and it was difficult to distinguish it like a dream.

Wu Yiyi lifted his veil, held the person in front of the dressing mirror, and hailed Pei Xian’s chin like an old hooligan, “I’m going! Did Gu Han save the universe in my life? How did I lie to you?”

Pei Xian was stunned, and slapped her dirty paw away, carefully touching her little face, “Wow … who is this little fairy? I am about to fall in love with myself !!!”

Wu Yiyi: Why he looks so enjoyable …

The e-home high-definition wedding dress has a small conservative collar in the front. Even the exposed skin is covered with tulle, while the back lace opens back to the waist.

The upper body is embroidered with diamonds and lace court sleeves, while the white skirt of the lower body is unadorned, falling like layers of lily petals, elegant and full.

A huge light bow on the bare waist drags a three-meter long tail yarn and merges with the veil hanging overhead to form a white stream.

But in this case, Pei Xian was completely a specimen without the help of others to lift the yarn.

At this time, Wu Yiyi was also properly packed, a windproof jacket-style down jacket, leather pants and boots, full-face goggles, and a four-finger wide safety belt was tied around her waist.

Then she opened the double-glazed ventilation window of the floor-to-ceiling glass. Two fully-armed Spider-Man left and right outside the window, and passed in an explanation slide rope.

Wu Yanyi pulled over and stuck her tightly on her waist. She stretched her arms out of the window sill.

Pei Xian, who was standing in the rushing room outside the window, gave a thumbs up, then dropped a kiss, and flew to the emergency exit near the bottom cliff near the “Devil’s Road”.

The group lost their equipment and walked out of the hotel!

Pei Xian was lying on the window, and the cold wind from the cliff blew his veil, like a beautiful princess waiting for the prince to save him.

It took ten seconds for the motherboard to run away from home before returning the same way. He looked at the abyss of the magnificent abyss and said two words: “Couch!”

On the other side, Gu Han and Guo Fei are too normal.

Gu Han enlightened him, “Feizi, you think so, don’t you marry Wu Yiyi, what if she gets caught up with a male star, and she has a sullen look of sulfuric acid, what should I do if she disfigures her? , She asked other sons and daughters to marry, and then she smashed three ribs. What should I do when she got into the game? “

“What you said is a bit reasonable.” Guo Fei wore a neat three-piece suit and scratched his head. “Not only do I have no fans, I do n’t even have an ex-girlfriend, and no one will spill her sulfuric acid. And … don’t say, I was She hits big, really, no one is more resistant than me! “

Well, what kind of ghost are you proud of? Do not die you!

Gu Hanbai gave him a glance, “Then you tangled in a glass ball? Marrying her back, it is, um … Feeding tigers as a body is a great merit. After death, everyone will thank you and give you incense.”

“How do I think you’re cursing me?” Guo Fei shoved him and tucked his shirt up. “Don’t tell me, I can’t run away, look at the bodyguards that my mother and his dad found outside, one Can hit me four and a half! If I do n’t get engaged with this woman today, I will only have one way to jump off the cliff! “

Gu Han patted him on the shoulder, “Brother, from the first time you find someone to single out, this is your life! Also, I want to remind you that in the future you will be a person with seven little bitches, live You have to be careful, be careful, be careful. “

Guo Fei: “…”

The bodyguards came in to inform that Wu Yiyi was ready and the time was about the same. The banquet was about to begin. Please Guo Fei to prepare.

Pei Xian obediently sat on the chair like a princess who was about to marry, quietly waiting for the last moment of exposure.

Fortunately, two informed makeup artists have been with him for a while.

The makeup artist finally finished his makeup and covered it with a flowing veil.

The door rang twice and was opened by bodyguards. Wu Yiyi’s seven elder brothers were dressed in suits and shoes. The handsome men lined up at the door, their eyes were silent and distressed.

The makeup artist helped him lift the tail veil, Pei Xian wrapped his hands in white light satin gloves, was taken up by his brothers, one by one, teleported out the door, and finally in the hall was his father Wu Wuyi.

Pei Xian was scared like a little woodpecker, with his head lowered, and no matter who asked, he only nodded.

Wu Yiyi said that she was wearing a wedding dress to pretend that she didn’t explain how to deal with this scene.

Did you just lift the veil and tell them Wu Wuyi ran away?

Pei Xian has thought about following Wu Peng for a while, and can see Guo Fei standing at the entrance of the banquet hall. Gu Han, who is not beside him, is calling.

Wu Peng led Pei Xian to Guo Fei and was about to hand his hand over to the prospective son-in-law.

Suddenly, Pei Xian patted Guo Fei’s hand, lifted a heavy skirt and hurried to run towards Gu Han.

Suddenly, the makeup artist who raised the tail yarn did not respond. Pei Xian dragged a sea of ​​gauze that was more than three meters long, and threw himself halfway, and stumbled on the carpet.

Everyone was stunned in place, watching the prospective bride like a large strand of white jellyfish stranded, and dragging to Gu Han.

Gu Han originally called Pei Xian on his back, but no one answered for a long time. When he turned back, he saw Wu Yiyi wearing a huge and complicated wedding dress, crawling like a zombie, raised his hand with white gloves, and grabbed the hem of his suit.

“Slam” the phone dropped to the ground, Gu Han’s face turned blue.

This woman’s not engaged well, what is it going to do? !!

Guo Fei! You **** wait to eat shit! Still not dragging your wife away?

“Gu, Mr. Gu … Save me!” Pei Xian lowered her head and bit her lip for help.

Confusion and shock, Gu Han didn’t hear the voice clearly, and waved his hands in a hurry. “Miss Wu, I beg you, we have no resentment in the past and no revenge in the past. In your most beautiful day, we earnestly ask that you treat me as a fart. Drop it! “

Then he pulled out his suit hem from Pei Xian’s hand, “Guo Fei! Are you stupid! Come here and help!”

“What the **** is going on? Baby Yiyi, what’s wrong with you?” Wu Peng hurried forward, followed by seven sons.

Pei Xian turned around and saw the mighty martial arts man gang, frightened to death, supported his body and tripped over by the skirt and veil, and had to crawl on the carpet like a string to grab Gu Han.

The scene was extremely weird, and Gu Han was scared to pee!

I shouldn’t bring a baby quail here for vacation!

He should be at home, weld the doors and windows to death, and put two hundred dogs outside. In this life, he will not let the surnames Wu and Guo be closer to the door! Fuck!

“Mr. Gu! Help me! Help!” Pei Xian wanted to lift his veil, but he was pressed under the skirt and turned into a strong mosquito net.

Gu Han froze. Guo Fei next to him also heard something wrong, and the two looked at each other, helping them up.

Pei Xian pulled his veil down, and the wig he pulled up was flowing like water. His small face was painted with exquisite natural makeup, hidden in long black hair with dark curls, his expression anxious and helpless.

Guo Fei was dumbfounded, “No, who are you, beauty? Wu Yiyi?”

Gu Han only held it for two seconds. He hugged Pei Xian’s waist and pulled the person into his arms. He squeezed a few words out of his teeth, “Wu Yiyi ran!”

Wu Peng and his seven sons are going crazy!

What happened? Gu Han was holding my daughter. My son-in-law was standing next to a fool?

The brother Wu family responded quickly, “Dad, don’t worry, we support whoever you want to engage with.”

“No, no, misunderstanding, this is really my wife!” Gu Han reached out to embrace Pei Xian’s back, and suddenly found that the tentacles were smooth.

Naked? Lying down! Wu Yiyi, I slaughtered you! I have never seen the beauty of my little quail!

The second brother of the Wu family reacted more quickly. “General Manager Gu, I think today’s matter, you and Guo Fei and our family’s art, shouldn’t you sit down and talk first?”

At a glance, you can see that Gu Han, the cause and effect, calmed down.

He took off his suit unhurriedly and put it on the naked back of the “blind princess” who was blind.

Then, holding on to Peixian’s shoulder, he twisted him in front of everyone. “Look clearly, of course, this is my wife!”

There was an uproar, the little beauty in front of me was a little familiar, beautiful and moving, nimble and playful. It wasn’t Wu Yiyi’s beautiful and beautiful one.

“So, what about our family’s art?” Wu Peng was anxious.

Pei Xian, a stunned lady in the air who dare not pant, said stuttering, “Run, run, run away.”

“Is this okay? Did I have a loach?” Although Wu Peng was angry, it seemed more of a habit.

The seven sons of the Wu family said in unison, “Dad, don’t be angry. Baby Yiyi must have his own ideas.”

Wu Peng: “…”

At this time, Guo Fei, who should have been the most embarrassing person in the audience, was relieved.

Too fucking! Wu Yiyi is indeed a woman who has stabbed me for more than ten years! It’s amazing!

Not knowing what happened outside, Guo Fei’s mother stepped out of the banquet hall and looked inexplicably at the door.

When Guo Fei was overjoyed, she ran to her, “Mom, that’s great! Wu Yiyi ran away, and this marriage doesn’t need to be ordered!”

The audience: “…”

Guo Fei’s mother looked embarrassed, smiled embarrassingly at Wu Peng, turned around, picked up her precious handbag, and chased her son across the court.

Gu Han clung to Pei Xian, who was extremely uncomfortable in her wedding dress, and walked to Wu Peng, “Uncle Wu, sorry, Pei Xian is not sensible and will cause you trouble. But … I think you can consider Miss Wu and Guo Fei’s marriage, such things still have to be done. “

There was no embarrassment in his voice.

Hehe, Lao Tzu and the little quail are quiet and on vacation with He Meimei. Dozens of your family have fallen from the sky, forcing us here.

You also do n’t look at your girl and son. One person is six hairs, and the other two are two in one. The waves are in the sky, and the mind is not in the family.

What age is it that drives people to look like crazy dogs? Deserve it!

If it weren’t for Wu Yiyi’s envy of our family so beautiful, I would like to scold others!

Wu Peng thought for a while and thought he was justified.

The two children are sure to have feelings, but their temperament is still uncertain, and their feelings have not reached the point where they will give up playing games and join hands.

Maybe they are too anxious and should give the children some time to let them decide the pace and speed of life.

“Hey, when people are old, you will feel the time is urgent and you can’t wait for anything. Maybe I can’t appreciate your feelings. Forget about them, I and Guo Fei’s mother can also worry about it.” A little lonely.

Gu Han was alive again, and he was older than Wu Yiyi and Guo Fei. He could understand the taste and comforted him, “Uncle Wu, they will never be children, and they will one day please you.”

Wu Peng watched him silent for a while, “Gu Han, you’ve changed a lot. I don’t know when my family’s Yiyi will be like you, let me look at you.”

“You have rarely praised me since you were a child. How can you be so generous today?” Gu Han was complicated inside and laughed at him with a smile.

Wu Peng looked at Pei Xian, who looked like a fairy, and Gu Han, who was heroic, and tentatively said, “Gu Han, there are no outsiders here anyway, everything is ready-made, and I have seen it all the time. Well, why not … you and Pei Xian get engaged? “

“No, leave!” Gu Han dragged Pei Xian and ran.

Pei Xian wore a tent and fell down, turning around awkwardly.

Gu Han simply bowed and fished, and even people took a tent to hold it horizontally.

The veil had been taken off, and Pei Xian was afraid that he would trip on the tail yarn and stumble, pulling back the big bow with his hand drill, and holding the satin in his arms.

The old castle hotel has only four floors, and there is no elevator to maintain the original appearance. The gorgeous old spiral staircase leads to the first floor.

Gu Han hugged Pei Xian from the third floor and quickly walked downstairs. The picture was just like the prince brought the sleeping beauty who just woke up home.

Tourists who went through the formalities and visits on the first floor saw this scene shouting excitedly, whistling one after another, and blessing them in various languages.

Pei Xian’s cheeks were crimson, and he murmured in Gu Han’s arms holding the tail veil, “Mr. Gu, rounded up. Is this even if we had a wedding? Can you make it in the same place? Hehe!”

“Huh! It ’s so beautiful!” Gu Han gasped. “If it weren’t for you to look good, today I will let you wear a wedding dress and a fake chest, and write me the three-character scripture in situ here!”

Pei Xian: “…”