The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn’t Pamper Me - Chapter 53

Gu Han quickly arranged a team of private doctors, took down jacket and wrapped Pei Xian and went to the private hospital.

Pei Xian performed a complete examination, shaking her two small legs, and squinting at the attending doctor.

The doctors who have been serving in the front line of private clinics for a long time have a cold back and raised their glasses and sighed helplessly.

Here’s another one. Don’t bother with the strange tastes of rich people, hey … it’s not easy to make money!

Gu Han sat in the spacious and clean reception room, saw the doctor coming in, and eagerly asked, “Doctor, how about envy? Does it matter?”

The doctor smiled professionally and motioned to calm down. “Mr. Gu, we have conducted a very comprehensive examination of Mr. Pei, and we have not found any problems at this time.”

“But he’s scratching his head! He won’t walk after saying that he’s a mermaid? Is this all right?” Gu Han felt strange.

The doctor comforted him with eyes that I understand, I understand, do n’t worry, “Mr. Gu, do n’t worry. I assure you that there is no problem with Mr. Pei ’s brain and legs. His condition may be a kind of collision Self-protection will soon heal itself. “

“No, you can still protect the adult fish yourself?” Gu Han felt that he was justified and seemed to make no sense.

The doctor said solemnly in front of the computer: “There was a lady last week. After a collision, she protected herself as a baby chick of the Phoenix.”

“Ah ????” Gu Han forced, “Then … later?”

The doctor expressed a relaxed expression, “Her husband recovered her after feeding her Xiaomi for five days.”

“Is she hungry?” Gu Han was expressionless. You are so forgiving of mental illness now?

The doctor prescribes the case and notes, “Mr. Gu, this symptom is not a big deal, as long as you follow the patient, you will be cured soon.”

Gu Han was a little relieved, what was he thinking of again, and asked embarrassingly: “But he always said he wanted to have little fish, is this normal?”

The doctor looked at him sympathetically, silly boss, your child just wanted to sleep with you!

“Basically normal.” The doctor coughed and looked at the information on the computer. “Mr. Pei’s current attributes are … well, angelfish, this fish can ovulate between 400-1000, which is a comparison of reproductive needs. Big fish, so having this requirement is within normal limits. “

Gu Han: Are you **** serious? ?

The doctor printed the case and information, carefully packed it with folders, and marked the classification with a label, and handed it to Gu Han, “Mr. Gu, don’t worry too much, Mr. Pei will soon be healthy.”

His bright and bright head was shining with wisdom, and a compassionate smile proliferated all sentient beings.

This boss, I can only help you here.

If you don’t understand your wife is just coquettish, I suggest you come back and make an EEG!

Gu Han looked down at Pei Xian’s inspection report, case, and a booklet bound with a transparent cover. The cover label read: Angelfish Breeding Guide.

Gu Han: “…”

How wonderful I live, my wife is a fish, my son is a grass mud horse … fuck! What a fairy day!

Gu boss came to the company with his newly divided angelfish.

Pei Xian was staring at him with hungry wolf-like estrus all the way, smiling and showing little tiger teeth, saying evilly and hoarsely: “Give a little fish! Have a little fish! Hee hee!”

Gu Han lovingly touched the small quail with a broken brain, put him on the sofa, raised the air conditioner temperature, and wrapped him in a thin cashmere blanket for lunch.

He held the “Angelfish Breeding Guide” and whispered: “Angelfish is a” tropical fish queen “with a quiet personality, um … the breeding water temperature is 26-32 degrees, and you need to keep warm at all times.”

Pei Xian, who was hot and sweaty, just wanted to lift the blanket and take off his coat. He heard what he said, silently retracted his claws, and his sweat shrank into a ball.

“President, are you looking for me?” Secretary Ke hurriedly walked into the office with the schedule and saw Pei Xian, who was wrapped like a confinement on the sofa, “Pei Shao is here too.”

Pei Xian calmly wiped the sweat from his forehead and nodded at him.

“Well.” Gu Han opened his tie tiredly. “You have dealt with all the schedules that can be pushed and dragged in the past week. Except for listed company meetings that are required by law, other meetings can be video-only. I Go on leave. “

He has been a very dedicated boss since his rebirth. Not to mention taking vacations, he has taken less leave. What’s the big deal?

Secretary Ke, facing the enemy, looked up and asked, “President, do you need to transfer the president’s office to work at home?”

“No, it’s not convenient.” Gu Han looked at the silly little quail distressed, “I envy my brain, and now it’s an angelfish … female mermaid.”

Secretary Ke: “…”

No, you believe me, too? Is your body full of water in your brain? I think Shao Pei is a fish in your head, right?

His suspicious eyes slowly fell on the sweaty Pei Xian.

The other person’s eyes were wicked and wicked, and he quickly interpreted the password in the cold light: Secretary Ke, this is your bad idea. Once the east window matters, this palace rewards you with a lot of red!

Secretary Ke fought a cold war fiercely in the hot room, turned his head and said a word to the boss: “Oh.”

Oh? What does oh mean? Your boss ’s family has suffered such a serious change, and the boss ’s wife has become a fish! You **** as a close secretary?

What about human nature? !!

Gu Han unbuttoned his suit, his arms stunned, “You are such an indifferent and hypocritical human! In the face of such a cute but silly envy, and such an extraordinary but anxious boss, there is only one word? Sad? ! “

Secretary Ke was speechless, hesitated for a long time, and summoned the courage to say, “Please be grateful, boss.”

Don’t bother with this **** secretary job! Who will serve you, a mermaid and a grass horse? Oh, by the way, maybe I have to be the secretary of a real grass horse!

I wish you the two and love each other, love each other and spiral to heaven! !!

Gu Han: “…”

Why does this secretary seem to want rebellion? Come on! What about the sloppy Imperial Forest? !!

“Secretary Ke, can I have a glass of ice-cola?” Pei Xian was about to faint, took out the blanket and whispered for help.

Secretary Ke turned his head and smiled, “Pei Shao, as an angelfish, the living temperature should not be lower than 30 degrees. Ice Coke is not suitable for you. I’ll help you order a cup of hot tea, sweet.”

Pei Xian exhaled a sigh of heat, weakly resisting, “I, I am a very strong fish, not afraid of cold.”

Mr. Gu, your secretary seems to be blackened, so terrible! !! He wants to heat up this fish! help!

Gu Han came over to see his whole fish, hot pink and sweaty on the tip of his nose.

He quickly pulled out the “feeding guide” and found the doctor’s handwritten notes under the temperature line:

[If the mermaid is hot and red, pay attention to cooling and add water. This is a sign of the patient’s remission. At this time, please tell him to go home to live in a bathtub with a heating rod and provide a variety of live bait. 】

He quickly opened the blanket, took off his coat for Pei Xian, and handed him a bottle of mineral water at room temperature. “Secretary Ke, can you help me to see, where can I find a heater with a large wattage?”

“What are you doing with the heater?” Secretary Ke smelled an unusual danger.

Gu Han looked at him like a fool, “Do you have tropical fish in your family, don’t you need a heating rod? Then it will freeze to death?”

“No, president, where do you plan to raise Pei Shaoyang?” Secretary Ke now began to sympathize with Pei Xian.

Gu Han shook his head and sighed. “What else can I do? Go home and throw it into the bathtub, put on a heating rod, change the water frequently, and raise two buckets of red earthworms a day. Keep the pupae.

Mermaids, mermaids, there are people in front of them! The boss raised the fish exactly. Do you want to stew Pei Shaoyu into fish soup in the bathtub?

Secretary Ke’s eyes faintly fell on Pei Xian, and whispered, “Shao Pei, if you get worse, you will have to eat two buckets of red earthworms a day.”

Pei Xian’s hand holding the mineral water shivered, her teeth were pinched up and down, and she drank no water.

Nima! Can’t hold it! Go on like this, and sooner or later will become a wok stew!

Mr. Gu is so hard! Take such a cute envy as a fish! !!

I want to stay naked in a bathtub with a heating rod. There are two buckets of creeping red earthworms around. The bathroom is covered with wide-leaf seaweed. Then I raise more than 100 fish eggs on my legs! !!

Oh shit! I want my father to kill you!

Gu Han’s gaze shifted between Pei Xian and Secretary Ke, and he picked up the Feeding Manual given by the doctor and read each handwritten note carefully. The mystery came to light.

Hahaha! It looks like there is a traitor beside him!

“Secretary Ke, after you buy the heating rod, you go to the seaview and buy all the skirts of the K family. Pick more shiny ones with lace and embroidery, I like it.” After Pei Xian exchanged complicated eyes, Gu Han spoke again.

Pei Xian was completely bloodied by Gu Han’s Sao operation. He is currently in an unresponsive state and looked at him stunned.

Gu Han sat gently beside him, stroking his small legs wearing only pajamas. “The doctor said that after the mermaid’s tail fell, his legs were very fragile, and he would hurt in wearing pants. He should wear a skirt to reduce the pain.”

“No, no! Mr. Gu, I don’t hurt. This … There are individual differences in the mermaid’s tail, so you don’t have to worry about it.” Pei Xian’s face turned green, and he waved his hands in a hurry.

I still remember that he was tricked into wearing a wedding dress by Wu Yiyi, and was finally carried back to the villa by Gu Han.

Mr. Gu put him in the shape of eighteen, took more than 200 personal photos, and finally bound into a beautiful photo album, lying in the safe of a private bank with billions of assets certificate!

He looked at the burning soul of Gu Han, this time he is going to become a Barbie fish completely!

Gu Han held him in his arms, kissed the clever spin above his head, and thoughtfully stared at his stomach, “The doctor said that you are mature and will lay 400 to 1,000 eggs. I am going to order you an Atlantic It ’s a super seagrass bed. “

Your mother …

I still want to conceive in heaven with my own strength?

So what do you want? Am I a hermaphrodite sea rabbit?

Four hundred to one thousand eggs? Are you making caviar?

Pei Xian opened her beautiful big eyes in anger, and didn’t know how to continue to play on this topic.

Secretary Ke obviously felt that the boss found it nasty, and was very shameless, “Sao Pei, you have to go down and take two steps, or wear a lace, embroidery, sequin skirt of the K family, lying on top of the Atlantic wide-leaf plants More than a thousand eggs. “

Pei Xian: “…”