The Villainess is Three and a Half Years Old - v2 Chapter 82

When it was noon after finishing packing, Ye Linchuan was sweating profusely. He just moved and put the pony at the door of the house to rest when he saw Xia Yu leading Xia Qing into the door.

Looking at the dilapidated low house behind Ye Linchuan, Xia Yu suddenly widened his eyes and pointed behind him in disbelief: “You live here?”

Ye Linchuan nodded.

Xia Yu was silent. If Ye Ya didn’t just change numbers with them, they would probably be their uncle and nephew. Thinking of their luxurious private courtyard, Xia Yu felt uneasy, and said to Ye Linchuan, “Why don’t you come to live with us, you should be able to sleep if you squeeze.”

There is also a bed in the side room, which is a little bit smaller, but it is stronger than this one. It is estimated that the roof will leak from the rotten roof.

Ye Linchuan refused decisively: “No, it’s pretty good here.” After all, it was going to be broadcast at that time, and Ye Linchuan didn’t want the audience watching the show to say that he couldn’t afford to be hypocritical.

Xia Yu knew Ye Linchuan’s temperament and didn’t force it, “Then go to my place to eat at noon, it shouldn’t be convenient for you to cook here.”

The house behind him was burning like a stove, which most people couldn’t do, especially if the room was stranded for a long time, and the stove was probably difficult to ignite.

Ye Linchuan got up and patted the dust on his buttocks, and greeted Ye Ya to go to Xiayu for a meal.

The mountain path in the afternoon is quiet and beautiful, with overlapping mountains in the distance, densely shaded, with large fields of sunflowers planted on both sides of the path. Wash away the hustle and bustle and relax.

After a round of twists and turns, Ye Linchuan took Ye Ya to the house where Xia Yu lives now.

This is a Sihe farmhouse. There are big white geese and big roosters in the courtyard. Grapevine trellis are also planted in the courtyard. Stone piers and tables are placed under the racks. The main room is very large, with a refrigerator, color TV and WIFI. , the house was clean and tidy, compared with Ye Linchuan’s cabin, it was like a sky and an underground.

Xia Yu brought Ye Linchuan into the house and said embarrassedly, “Yaya is lucky, why don’t you change it back?”

Hearing someone say that he is lucky, Ye Ya, who was looking around curiously, immediately turned his head to look, and refused Xia Yu’s proposal without hesitation: “A gentleman can’t chase after a horse, so Uncle Xia Yu and Sister Qingqing live here. “

How can it be so easy to take back what is said.

It was my father’s principle that people should keep their promises. Besides, Ye Ya didn’t care where she slept at all. Even if she was allowed to sleep in the soil, she would be very happy, no, she was even happier, because Xiao Ye slept in the soil.

“No need to change, it’s just one night anyway.” Ye Linchuan rolled up his sleeves and walked into the kitchen, “Can you cook?”

Xia Yu shook his head awkwardly.

How could he, an idol who relies on his looks to eat, be able to cook.

“Will Ye always do it?”

Ye Linchuan picked up the kitchen knife expressionlessly: “Life is forced.”

“…” This is true, after all, he is no longer the boss who needs to be served by a nanny.

During the time when Dad was cooking, Ye Ya and Xia Qing were given the task of feeding the poultry in the yard. The two children each packed a small bag of feed and went out to scatter all over the floor.

Xia Qing started to get tired after working for a while. She swallowed at the rhubarb chicken fluttering on the ground, and asked Ye Ya softly, “Do we have to feed them?”

Ye Ya, who was busy with her work, was stunned by Xia Qing’s words, her big eyes turned to the round, chubby chicken butt, smacking her lips, and she replied dumbly, “It’s okay not to.”

The two looked at each other with other meanings in their eyes.

Ye Ya said honestly, “We can eat them so we don’t have to feed them.”

The brain waves of the two children are synchronized, and their thoughts are completely matched.

As soon as they said it, they put down the feed and flanked the rhubarb chicken who was pecking leisurely from both sides with their teeth and claws. The rhubarb chicken was aware of it, fluttering its wings and running away, Ye Ya, who couldn’t dodge, collided with Xia Qing.

They cheered up quickly, afraid of slapping their butts and stood up to continue chasing the chicken.

In the yard the chickens were fluttering and the geese were croaking and making a mess.

The director twitched at the corners of his mouth in the back, and watched the two three or five-year-old children compete with poultry.

When Ye Ya was chasing vigorously, she suddenly saw a small, golden chick sticking its head out of the goose nest. Out of breath, she stopped chasing, and looked curiously at the little chick who was ignorant of the world.

“Yaya, why don’t you chase after me?”

Ye Ya stretched out his hand.

Xia Qing looked at it and denied it at the moment: “It’s still a baby like us, so you can’t eat it.”

Ye Ya frowned and looked at the big white goose sleeping next to her. The terrifying image of being attacked by the goose reappeared in her mind. Her shoulders shivered, and she said with great certainty, “The chick has been kidnapped by the big white goose.”

“Huh?” Xia Qing was stunned.

“The big white goose is fierce. It must have tied the chick back. Now I am going to save the chick.”

Before Xia Qing could react, Ye Ya rushed towards the big goose nest like lightning, took out the ignorant chick, and held it tightly in the palm of her hand.

“Ah, ah, sprouting goose !!! Goose goose goose !! Wake up !!!”

Xia Qing jumped behind her in a hurry, her expression even more excited and nervous than Ye Ya.

Ye Ya had seen the horror of the big white goose, so she didn’t dare to entangle with the big goose, and Sayazi ran back without even looking at it.

“Gah-!!”

As expected, the big goose was furious, flapping its wings and rushing towards Ye Ya.

“Don’t chase me, don’t chase me, geese don’t chase me!!!” The picture of being chased and beaten that day is vivid in my mind, Ye Ya whimpered in her mouth, holding the chick very tightly.

The geese raised by the farmer seem to be bigger than the geese raised by the farmhouse. They are fat and strong. They fly up to cover the sky, and their red eyes are scary and ruthless.

Ye Ya didn’t know which nerve it angered, causing several big geese to chase.

“This is Mother Chicken’s child, you can’t, can’t rob it!”

Ye Ya was running around in circles with the big goose in the yard, sweating profusely.

The camera captured her figure, but because she ran too fast, only two vain afterimages were captured, and the picture looked exciting and funny.

“Ya Ya go back to the house!! Ya Ya go back to the house!!” Xia Qing opened the door, Ye Ya seized the opportunity and Sayazi ran in.

Snapped!

Xia Qing slammed the door shut, and the two of them sat on the ground weakly, looking at each other with a long sigh of relief.

The big white goose was unwilling, standing on the windowsill and quacking.

“Squeaky…” The little chick in his arms was probably uncomfortable being pinched, so he also cried.

Ye Ya released her hand and gently stroked its little head, with a soft tone: “I’m not afraid, baby, I can be your mother in the future.”

Outside, the big white goose was still patting the door. Xia Qing stood on tiptoe to fasten the door and asked, “Does Ya Ya want to be her mother?”

“Yeah, so the goose won’t bully it.”

The little chick in his hand is very small, the yellow and yellow milk hair has not retreated, the eyeballs the size of soybeans are rolling, and they are chirping at the leaf buds from time to time, which is really cute.

“But… its mother should be outside.” Xia Qing looked outside through the window, only to see the big **** that they were eyeing, and she was instantly discouraged, “Forget it, its mother It was probably eaten.”

“Jiji!” The little chick called out.

“Quack quack.” The big white goose called inside.

Ye Ya touched the fluffy feathers on the cub’s body and comforted: “Huang Huang is not afraid, mother will protect you.” After that, she kissed its little head.

The action outside the house caught Ye Linchuan’s attention.

He put down the kitchen knife and wiped the water off his hands, and when he came out, he saw Ye Ya and Xia Qing muttering to the small animal in their palms, and there were several big geese outside who kept calling the door.

Ye Linchuan’s hunch was wrong, he frowned and looked down at the children curled up in the corner, “What are you doing?”

“A-di, look.” Ye Ya brought the cub in her hand, “This is my daughter!”

hiss.

Ye Linchuan’s teeth were sour, and his thick brows furrowed even tighter, “I’ve only been away from work for a while, so you made me a grandfather?”

“Ah?” Ye Ya thought about it and nodded, “Yeah!”

She’s alright! ! !

Ye Linchuan’s chest hurt a little, and when he looked at the chattering animal cub again, his expression became even worse.

“I’m going to take Huang Huang back to take care of him.”

Well, I still have a name in mind.

“No.” Ye Linchuan refused decisively, “You can’t take it back to raise it.”

“Why?” Ye Ya asked with crooked hair, “There is no rule that you can’t keep chickens at home, not to mention that I am the head of the family, I have the final say!!”

She remembered clearly what the program team said in the morning. The program is called “Please Listen to the Children”. Although she is a little monster over 100 years old, she can become a child when necessary.

Looking at Ye Ya with a stubborn expression, Ye Linchuan’s Naoren also began to hurt.

“Gee-chi-“

Huang Huang called a few more times.

Ye Linchuan pressed the painful temple and asked Ye Ya, “Do you know what it is talking about now?”

Ye Ya quietly listened to Huang Huang’s call, nodded and said firmly: “I want to call me her mother.”

“No.” Ye Linchuan shook his head, “It said – I am a goose, I am a goose.”

Ye Ya was stunned.

The camera crew in the back began to laugh wildly.

“Quack quack!” The big white goose outside also began to cry irritably.

Ye Linchuan pointed at the big geese outside the window: “Then do you know what they are called?”

Ye Ya hesitated for a while: “Give me back my food.”

“No.” Ye Linchuan denied it again, “It said—you give my child back! You give my child back!” Ye Linchuan said while choking his voice, imitating it vividly.

Ye Ya’s mentality collapsed, and Shan Peng’s collapsed.

The leaf buds cracked, cracked and cracked.

She didn’t believe it, didn’t believe that the chick rescued at the risk of being pecked turned out to be the baby of the village tyrant, the goose! !

The baby is sad, the baby is sad, the baby wants to cry.

“What are you doing, give the child back quickly, be careful to come in and bite you.”

huh.

Ye Ya’s eyes were red, and she silently turned around and opened the door a crack, allowing Huang Huang to get out through the crack.

Little Huanghuang twisted her buttocks and leaned close to the big white goose.

This situation made Ye Ya, who had “lost her beloved daughter,” cry out.

She cried with grief and sorrow, but made a group of adults behind them laugh like Muggles.

Now it can be expected that this broadcast will cause intense discussions, and maybe Xiao Ya Ya will be searched because of the last hot search of Big White Goose.

Ye Linchuan shook his head helplessly, regardless of whether she was crying or not, he turned his head and continued to cook.

Xia Yu was stunned by this series of operations, looked at Ye Ya, who was crying, and Ye Linchuan, who was unusually indifferent, and couldn’t help but say, “No, don’t you coax me?”

“No need, don’t cry if you’re tired.”

The child hadn’t eaten much in the morning, and now that it was noon again, it was estimated that he was already hungry, so he didn’t have the strength to cry.

Xia Yu choked, and silently followed Ye Linchuan to the kitchen to help.

“Ya Ya, don’t cry.” Xia Qing was not as cold-blooded as adults. She sat next to Ye Ya and put her arms around her shoulders and couldn’t help comforting her, “I’ll kiss you, so you have a baby.”

“No, the two of us won’t have a baby if we kiss each other.” Ye Ya said while crying, “I just want to raise chickens.”

“Okay…” Xia Qing had no choice but to look at Ye Ya, whose face was full of tears, and suddenly had an idea, “Ya Ya, wait for me first!”

She jumped up from the ground excitedly and ran to the kitchen, stealing an egg from the basket on the table while the two adults were not paying attention. Xia Qing carefully hid the eggs, ran to Ye Ya again, and handed it to her: “Here.”

Ye Ya was dazed with tears, and was at a loss to the egg.

Xia Qing: “Chicks are hatched from eggs. Ya Ya can hatch a baby chick by herself.”

Ye Ya wiped away her tears and pinched the egg thoughtfully.

It makes sense, although Huang Huang is gone, she can raise Huang Huang who has always belonged to her! ! !

Ye Ya was comforted and smiled sweetly at Xia Qing: “Thank you, Sister Xia Qing, you are so kind.”

Xia Qing smirked, holding Ye Ya’s face and tweeting on her chubby cheek, “I’m only good to Ya Ya~” Ya Ya is the cutest and most well-behaved baby she has ever seen, she wants Always protect younger sister Ya Ya and prevent others from bullying her.

Ye Ya put the warm egg in her small pocket and went out to play hand in hand with Xia Qing.

The day passed quickly, the night came, and it was time for everyone to go back to their homes.

Ye Linchuan held Ye Ya’s hand, deliberately following her pace, and walked slowly towards the small broken house on the mountain.

The unpolluted night sky is extremely low, the dazzling and flickering Milky Way is like a dazzling star bridge hanging overhead, the starlight surrounds a crescent moon, and the quiet and cold moonlight gently wraps the small mountain village below.

The road under her feet was winding and uneven, Ye Ya staggered at Ye Linchuan’s feet, looked at the big hand that was clasping her tightly, and raised her head to look at Ye Linchuan’s particularly cold face under the moonlight.

“Tired?” Ye Linchuan noticed Ye Ya’s eyes and bent over to hug her in his arms.

There was still an egg in Ye Ya’s arms, which she carefully guarded, one arm resting on Ye Linchuan’s shoulder, looking at the road ahead from a distance.

[Good night, little leaf. ]

Wild flowers and weeds on both sides of the road are going to sleep, and I greet her all the way.

As a gesture of friendship, Ye Ya returned to the past one by one.

“who are you talking to?”

“Little grass and flowers~” Ye Ya was a little sleepy, and her voice didn’t have the vitality of the day, it sounded soft and harmless.

Ye Linchuan smiled and suddenly felt that the little girl was much cuter.

When she finally got home, Ye Linchuan turned on the small lamp, washed her hands and feet with the hot water borrowed from Xia Yu, wiped her face, hugged Ye Ya in the bed, took out a storybook and started telling stories to the children. She was tired after running around all day, and fell asleep before Ye Linchuan finished telling the story.

Looking at the peaceful and cute child sleeping in front of him, Ye Linchuan carefully covered her with the quilt. When he was about to lie down, Ye Linchuan touched a round and smooth thing and took it out to see – it turned out to be A hard-boiled egg, the skin has been cracked several times by him.

How did this kid hide an egg?

Ye Linchuan was puzzled, but the eggs were cracked, and if they were left, they would not be able to eat them tomorrow.

It just so happened that Ye Linchuan didn’t eat much at night, and he was already hungry after finishing one mission. He licked the corner of his mouth, peeled off the egg shell, and took a slow bite of the egg white.

Eggs from rural chickens are also better than those in cities. The egg yolk is fragrant and the egg white is smooth.

When Ye Linchuan was eating, a voice came from behind; “You ate my child…”

The shadows of the trees swayed outside, and a cool breeze entered the hall.

Ye Linchuan remembered the story Ye Ya told during the day, and was instantly frightened, the egg that was about to be swallowed directly stuck in his throat. His face was ashen, his long arms explored the table, and after reaching for the water glass, he unscrewed the cap and encouraged it to be sent to his mouth.

come alive…

Ye Linchuan breathed a sigh of relief and turned to look.

Ye Ya had her back against the wall, the corners of her mouth turned down, with a particularly familiar crying face. She didn’t say a word, and looked at Ye Linchuan’s unfinished eggs with resentment.

“You, you ate my baby!! You are a chicken-eating murderer!!”

Ye Linchuan, the chicken-eating murderer: “…” Not long after he became a grandfather, he murdered his “grandson” again.

no.

The point is not this.

“This is an ordinary egg, you see, it’s still boiled.” Ye Linchuan stretched out to show Ye Ya.

Ye Ya didn’t listen to what he said, and felt very sad, “That’s the baby chicken that Sister Qingqing gave me. You, you eat the baby chicken, how will I hatch it!!”

Ye Ya was so sad that she couldn’t help herself, and she started crying again: “I… I had a miscarriage, I had a miscarriage!!”

?

? ? ? ?

What the hell?

What did the kid say she was playing? ? ?

Ye Linchuan’s face was full of question marks. She couldn’t tell the difference between raw eggs and boiled eggs, but she knew this knowledge. Should I praise her for her knowledge, or should I call her stupid?

The cameraman holding the camera at the door once again laughed like a fool.

The sound of children crying echoed in the small room. Ye Linchuan was exhausted and threw himself on the bed with his eyes closed.

“I want Eggy!” Ye Ya pushed Ye Linchuan reluctantly, “Egg, Eggy!”

“Where am I going to find **** for you at night?” Ye Linchuan covered his head with the quilt and pretended to snort, “I fell asleep, huh—”

“You’re not asleep, you’re pretending.”

Ye Linchuan didn’t move, “Huh—”

“…”

Ye Ya is silent to the person in the quilt…silence…

“Okay.” Ye Ya lowered her eyebrows and turned over Ye Linchuan to go to the ground, “I’ll find another egg by myself.”

Ye Linchuan reacted quickly, grabbed her into his arms, wrapped his arms tightly, and warned in a deep voice, “Have I taught you that children can’t run around at night? Do you want to lose yourself again?”

Ye Ya: “It’s not that I lost it, it’s that the road is not easy to walk.”

Makes sense, doesn’t it?

Ye Linchuan was dumbfounded.

“It’s my fault for eating your hard-boiled egg child without your consent, and I’m deeply sorry for that.”

Ye Linchuan sincerely apologized, but Ye Ya didn’t hear the yin and yang peculiarities in his emphasis.

“Okay.” Ye Linchuan nodded, “Do you want to eat eggs?”

Looking at the egg white of Bai Huahua brought to his mouth, Ye Ya licked his lips and bit down.

woohoo…

Her kids are so delicious.

Ye Ya started to cry again.

The camera crew behind them laughed again and again.

**

The pleasant country trip came to an end soon. Since the program group adopted the form of filming and broadcasting, the first episode was successfully released when they continued to film.

“Listen to the Children” naturally has a good reputation as an old variety show. This time, the guests have a lot of traffic after the movie, as well as the hot topic and hot Ye family father and daughter. The strong lineup and appearance naturally attract countless new audiences .

The director team never worried about the ratings, but they were still shocked on the day of the actual broadcast.

“Please Listen to the Children” broke the previous ratings record within 15 minutes of the broadcast. It beat the reality show variety show that competed for Taiwan’s biggest hit in an hour. It topped the ratings list that night. The popularity jumped to the top of Weibo at a speed visible to the naked eye, and several firsts in just one day were enough to witness the birth of a legend.

Just after 8:00 in the morning, the program team posted the first episode of the program on the cooperative video website on time. In fact, many people had already watched the live broadcast last night, but they still stayed in front of the computer for the first time, ready to grab a front row.

Although “Please Listen to Children” is a parent-child reality show focusing on children, it does not engage in those fancy things. The title uses drones to capture the scene, and the background sound is a piano song composed by a master, gentle and low-pitched. , with the landscape picture is like a travel program.

The TV station specially hired a well-known foreign post-production team, so the editing is also very good.

The program team prefers Ye Ya, and they specially let her appear in the finale.

When Ye Qinghe’s face appeared in the camera, the barrage exploded.

– I can do it, brother! !

——Are you recommending a sibling relationship? The kind that is fifteen years old!

——Ye always has a fairy gene, adults should speak boldly, @yelinchuan, I want to breed with you.

—Does the previous You Dangye always breed pigs! !

——Are the pig breeders trying to laugh at me?

…

At the beginning, the audience began to play stalks like crazy.

By the time the leaf buds appeared, the barrage was two layers thicker. Soon came the scene where Ye Linchuan asked Ye Ya to call him Dad. The scene is reproduced, and the post-processed picture adds a sense of joy and cuteness. Many viewers who have watched the live broadcast have begun to swipe the scene on the screen.

– You are my daughter, and I recognize you as my father.

– Ya Ya: We don’t know, but we dare to answer.

——U1S1, I have a crush on that little brother named Shen Zhou, woohoo, I also want brother Qinghe.

——Ya Ya really dared to agree, old onmyoji.

– Bring a filial daughter.

——Is this the legendary parent damage combination?

Almost all the laughing points in the first episode of the show were contracted by Ye Ya. The part on the plane made many people cry with laughter, and there were also #我 miscarried## Zuo chicken# and so on, and even a post titled #When I was a child I thought… The hot search of # has become a topic of common discussion among the whole people.

[Jincheng cute: When I was a child, I thought that if I ate watermelon seeds, watermelon seeds would grow watermelon in my stomach, and I cried. ]

[jnhuo: I picked up contraceptives when I was a child. Chapter 1 condom, I took it as qi…]

[Beautiful and moving: Tell your story in the front, oh, I have experienced it too. ]

[Not narcissistic but too lazy to think of names: When I was a child, I thought I was Wang Zuxian, but I was actually Wang Zulan. ]

[The reader is the cutest: ? ? Sober up ahead, we are in 2030, there is no Wang Zulan or Wang Zuxian, have you traveled through it? ! ]

[Big baby to show you: that…isn’t Xiang Rigui really not shaking his head! ! ]

“…”

The first phase is full of high energy. Due to the unusual way the father and daughter get along with each other, they have been labeled as father and daughter in the later stage. After all, Ye Linchuan is Ye Ya’s father, Ye Linchuan is also called Ye Ya’s father, and he is also father and daughter. This combination The name fits them very well.

As soon as the name of the group came out, the sand sculpture netizens cooperated with two # numbers to send them on the topic, and those who were interested directly made a collection.

“Then I am the head of the family?”

“It sounds good, but it’s a pity that you have a long mouth.”

“Adi’s voice is also nice~”

“No need to coax, just cry when you’re tired.”

“You ate my child…”

The collection includes all the golden sentences in the first issue. The UP master said that he will continue to do it. After the video was released, the comments rose and quickly exceeded 10,000.

[Ya Ya’s Xiao Tweet: My father hurts, and I want to do something wrong. ]

[Father’s injury base: Look at my ID, from now on this will be the gathering place of the two dad fans (bushi). ]

[Jincheng’s little cutie: #leaf bud being chased by goose# I never imagined that this topic would have a second day. ]

[Ya Ya is chased by a goose: I, Ya Ya, a shameless bud! How can you keep mentioning that Ya Ya was bullied by geese? ]

[Mr. Ye’s wife: Brother, you changed your name first before talking. ]

[Jincheng doesn’t want to update: worthy of being a village tyrant. ]

***

The discussion on the Internet was hot, but Ye Linchuan didn’t care about it. There are no other redundant actions.

The location of the next issue of “Please Listen to the Children” is still in a closed mountain village. The director chose these places for the beauty of the scenery, the experience of farming life, the convenience of filming, and the avoidance of fanatical fans.

The task at the beginning was still related to the house, but the director team made it more difficult, and the guests were required to complete the task before they could choose the house first. The task was a tacit test between parents and children, and the one who took the fastest time would be given priority.

At the same time, the random tasks of Ye Ya will be refreshed accordingly.

[Random side mission 02: Interfere with the progress of the heroine Xia Qing’s mission. ]

Well, this is also what a vicious female supporting actress has to do.

According to the old rules, Ye Ya and Ye Linchuan were still the first father and daughter guests to perform on stage.