The Whole World is Licking Me and My Ex-girlfriend’s CP - Chapter 67

    “I want to sleep with Zhong Yi. It’s hot, I have to listen to jokes to cool down.”

    “You don’t need to make excuses if you want to sleep with me, and I won’t refuse you.”

    “That…” Meng Ying hugged the pillow, pitifully: “I didn’t come to break you up, I came to join you.”

    Zhong Yi: “?”

    Orange Juice: “??”

    Zhong Yi raised her chin and motioned Meng Ying to look at the captain and lead singer who were two beds apart: “Why don’t you join the dog couple?”

    Meng Ying is honest: “Adventures are real, loyalty is fake.”

    Dog couple: “???”

    Zhong Cheng: “???”

    Zhong Yi patted his right hand and opened his arms to Meng Ying: “Come on baby, tonight, let me experience the joy of Qi Ke’s hugs.”

    Song Yushi turned around and glanced at Qi Ke silently.

    Qi Ke, who was happy to hear his teammates step on each other: “???”

    Why does Zhong Yi want her to die today? !

    Qi Ke immediately said, “Don’t listen to her, she is talking nonsense.”

    “Where do I have it?” The other side also lay down, Zhong Yi ran to turn off the light, walked over in the dark, and retorted: “You were not the captain of the regiment that time? Just us When we went to Qinghai, in order to show our team spirit, the B&B was too small, so we had to make a floor in the living room.”

    “Uh, I remember.” Meng Ying raised her hand: “Actually, there is a double bed in the bedroom, and we fought for the right to use this bed.”

    “Be civilized.” Orange Juice continued: “It is to compete for the right to use the double bed through guessing, fighting, spinning Coke cans, telling jokes contests, listening to songs and guessing songs. We won, the captain of the battle won, and the coke can was transferred to Meng Ying, Zhong Yi won the joke, and Qi Ke won by listening to the song. Finally—”

    The five were silent at the same time.

    Finally, Song Yushi said quietly: “Finally, Sister Ming rushed into the homestay and gave us a lesson on group souls.”

    Qi Ke: “Then the audience saw on the troupe that we were humble to each other, and no one was willing to sleep on the double bed, and finally decided to make the floor together, and turned off the lights and silently faced the roommates in the bedroom. direction weeping.”

    Zhong Yi: “You have orange juice on your left and Meng Ying on your right.”

    Qi Ke: “…”

    Didn’t we successfully change the subject! !

    “Captain…” When Qi Ke hugged Song Yu, she rubbed her face against her heart and whispered coquettishly: “Don’t listen to Zhong Yi arranging me. I always remember that I have a girlfriend, no matter how beautiful Meng Ying is, or how cute orange juice is, it is not as cute and beautiful as my captain. I only think of you!”

    Zhong Yi: “…”

    Captain hold on! Don’t be tempted by beauty!

    Song Yushi: “Well, I know.”

    Zhong Yi: “…”

    It doesn’t seem like I can hold it for two seconds. Captain, how fast are you (not)

    The orange juice and Meng Ying who were inexplicably stepped on: “???”

    Hi! We are still there! !

    Time gave that time a hazy filter, all the hardships, tears and struggles disappeared in the long river of memories, leaving only laughter, cheers and countless beauty.

    “Wait for the tenth anniversary, let’s hold a concert.” Finally, Orange Juice whispered.

    “It’s not the tenth anniversary, just this year. I’m still waiting for the captain to dance “cherry”.” Zhong Yi said.

    “Ah this? Can I be a spectator below? The one who applauds while eating hot pot?” Meng Ying was about to fall asleep. Get people back out of the loop?

    “Why doesn’t the captain speak?”

    Song Yushi closed his eyes and leaned against Qi Ke’s arms, calmly said, “Captain is asleep.”

     Teammates: “…”

    Dream asleep!

    [Half an hour after Qi Ke’s recording studio went to work, Song Yushi also went to work in the recording studio. 】

    【Really hammered cooperation? Don’t clarify, fans, aren’t you afraid of begging for a hammer? I just like beautiful sisters sing along, it’s better to sing love songs to me! 】

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    【I want to tell the world that my CP met again! ! 】

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    【What’s the noise? We are here today…forget the middle one, rotten and stinks! 】

    [Looking forward to Qi Ke’s album launch. 】

    Song Yushi was about to join the new crew. In order to record the last song of Qi Ke’s new album, the schedule was even more rushed. After the thorough recording was over, there was no time to warm up, so I went straight to the airport by car.

    Two days later at five in the morning, Qi Ke posted on Weibo: The album “Her” MV, song mixing, and mastering have all been completed! Looking forward to seeing you!

    【Ah, ah, ah, I saw the preview of the MV! My baby is so beautiful! ! 】

    【Husband! ! 】

    【Sister! See you at the press conference! ! 】

    [Wallet is ready! 】

    One week later.

    In a conference hall of a five-star hotel in Yunzhou City, reporters from major media and self-media, as well as fans from all over the world, took the invitations to the album conference and entered the venue one by one and took a seat. .

    The deliberately lowered voice hummed.

    The host patted the microphone, and the harsh electric sound resounded throughout the venue, and it was suddenly silent. The host smiled apologetically and said the same opening remarks, which was boring and impatient. When the host finally said, “Qi Ke, please!”, the audience fell into silence again.

    Only two seconds passed, and the cheers almost overturned the roof.

    Qi Ke walked onto the stage and waved to the fans under the stage, holding an exclusive custom microphone in the other hand, her index finger was raised and pressed to her lips: “Shh—”

    The commotion subsided.

    A small number of fans whispered her name while covering their mouths.

    “Hello everyone, I’m Qi Ke.” After speaking, Qi Ke bowed deeply, her long skirt reached the ground, the light purple graceful on the stage, she straightened her waist , the microphone is close to the lips, and the sweet voice is amplified by the speaker: “Thank you for coming every year to my new album conference. Before the conference, there is a small episode.”

    She turned sideways and looked at the host standing next to her.

    The process was all cued in advance, and Qi Ke knew what host he wanted to be, so she immediately answered: “Yes. In the past, we put the VCRs blessed by our friends at the end for Ke. Ke Ke is a surprise. Who knew that Ke Ke accidentally saw it yesterday, and she decided to put it in the front immediately after seeing it, so as to live up to the blessing of her friends. “

    Ming sister Ming crossed her arms and sneered: Is there any causal relationship between the two? Isn’t it embarrassing for you to write such a string of words yourself? Be bold! Said that when Qi Ke saw that Song Yu was in the blessing, was it so hard to show off?

    Qi Ke’s assistant: Sister Ming, why are there tears in your eyes?

    Obviously the touching part has not yet arrived…

    Sister Ming wiped her tears: “Because I love Qi Ke deeply.”

    Qi Ke’s assistant: “…”

    She whispered: “Don’t let Teacher Song hear.”

    Sister Ming: “…”

    Go away!

    Here, Sister Ming is sad that she can’t hold the cabinet door. The VCR on the big screen has been placed in the sweet ball. In alphabetical order, it is now broadcast to the end of Meng Ying .

    Meng Ying leaned her back against the wall and put a big heart on her head: “The album is a big hit, I love you – oh no, I don’t love you. No, it’s not that I don’t love it, it’s… “

    She frowned angrily and waved her hand: “You understand anyway.”

    Camera Cuts.

    Song Yushi.

    Song Yushi should have recorded it during a break on the set. Occasionally someone hurriedly ran by in the background, but the post-processing was good. The background sound was blown away by the wind, and only Song Yushi’s voice was clear.

    “Qi Ke, this is your third solo album. I also bought the previous albums, and each one is very good. I also listened to this one in advance and liked it very much. I wish you The album sold out.”

    Sister Ming nodded with satisfaction.

    Yes, Song Yushi deserves to be the captain, if it is so official, she doesn’t believe that CP fans can still find it—

    “Love you, love you forever.”

    The last sentence fell, and the camera turned again, it was Zhong Yi with an apple head.

    Fans present: “!!”

    Sister Ming: “…”

    When she read it yesterday, she obviously didn’t have this sentence! !

    At this moment, the cp fans at the scene have already started to post on Weibo—[Hastily! My hands are still shaking! The video may not be clear, just listen to the sound! 】

    【Love you, love you forever. She really loves her! 】

    [Fuck! I’m mad! I never dreamed that my CP would say that I love you so openly. 】

    [I think the best point is that Meng Yinggang said that he loves you earlier, and then he immediately changed his mouth as if he was afraid that someone would be jealous, and said you understand. I understand, I understand anyway. 】

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    【Cool, thank you. 】

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    The effect of Qi Ke’s showing off was achieved, and she laughed like a 200-pound fool on stage. Just when CP fans were dying, that night, a well-known self-media released an interview that Qi Ke did to promote the new album.

    Most of the interviews from the media are not so serious, they will ask interesting questions and play small games, one of which is a must-play – call friends in the circle to test your relationship.

    The task of Qi Ke’s drawing this time is to call a friend in the circle and borrow 500,000 bags of a cherry tree from the friend. The other party agrees that the challenge is successful.

    Qi Ke chose to call Zhong Yi under the murderous gaze of Sister Ming behind the camera.

    “Beep-beep-“

    Qi Ke whispered, “Quick pick up.”

    —If you dare to pick it up, we will send a dark shark to you.

    No answer, hang up automatically.

    Qi Ke looked regretful: “Maybe she’s busy, we Zhong Yi, our group’s Zhong Yi schedule is too full. Then I’ll call—er, call Meng Ying.”

    Qi Ke quickly sent a message to Zhou Er: “With Meng Ying?”

    Zhou Er: “Yeah.”

    Qi Ke: “Hide her phone. Don’t ask why.”

    Zhou Er: “…”

    Qi Ke dialed Meng Ying’s phone with an uneasy mood, still in a cold voice, Qi Ke was heartbroken: “What’s going on? My teammates don’t answer my calls, It looks like my popularity is very bad! This paragraph is not allowed to be cut in!”

    A bubble pops up on the screen, and the mechanical sound is cute and cute: impossible.

    Finally, Qi Ke reached out to Song Yushi: “Since no one picks up, I will try them one by one, and call the captain to try. The captain is very busy, not necessarily—”

    Song Yu was in seconds.

    Qi Ke: Shocked.jpg

    “Qi Ke? Song Yushi seemed to be woken up when she fell asleep, her tone was lazy, a little nasal, low, from her ear to the bottom of her heart, her heart softened when she heard it: “…what’s the matter ? “

    “Are you sleeping?” Qi Ke forgot there was still a task.

    Song Yushi hummed, she turned over and buried her face in the soft pillow: “I’ll be able to afford it in a while.”

    The host reminded Qi Ke to remember the task.

    Qi Ke sighed and said, “I called you today to ask you a question.”

    “Loved.” Song Yushi blurted out.

    Qi Ke’s heart skipped a beat, she was stunned for a while, and then spit out a single syllable: “Huh?”

    “You don’t surf the Internet?” Song Yushi laughed, feeling complacent that he surfed more waves than Qi Ke, “Okay, let’s get down to business.”

    Qi Ke came back to her senses, “That’s it, I want to pack a cherry tree for half a million dollars. But I’m running out of money, can you lend it to me?”

    Song Yushi: “No loan.”

    Qi Ke: “?”

    Love!

    Song Yushi added: “Just take it directly.”

    Qi Ke: Woohoo, she loves me so much.

    Host: Woohoo, she loves her so much.

    Sister Ming: Woohoo, she wants me to die.

    Qi Ke was reluctant to hang up, thinking that it would be cut anyway, she couldn’t help but crooked for a while, but she didn’t say a word, Song Yushi suddenly said something.

    Song Yushi: “Okay-beep-beep-“

    The screen went black, followed by a cute and playful sentence: “This video has reached 10 million views to unlock the Whisper Egg!”

    The CP fan who saw the interview: “???”

    Knock in!