The Whole World Thinks I’m a Woman Disguised as a Man - Ch 3.1

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Xue Lan watched the back figure of that person leaving and let out a sigh.

He could get into the LGW club on his own, but… not as a medic.

Putting it in detail, “Xue Lan’s” storyline was actually somewhat complex. A game streamer who cross-dressed as a woman, in the situation where medics were lacking now, his medic skill was actually very promising, thus he could rise above others and get into LGW with no problem. Unfortunately, his purpose of entering LGW was not on the game itself but on Wen Yan, and he also did a lot of shenanigans…hence he met the bad ending of being kicked out of the club.

And that person just now—”Xue Lan’s” father, was LGW’s boss Xue Yuanshan.

Xue Lan carefully pondered. It was no wonder “Xue Lan’s” father hated him, a healthy son insisted on wearing women’s clothing every day to do live streams while wringing the throat calling gege, and even…publicly confessed to Wen Yan many times.

Xue Lan held his head in distress.

He should change out of this damned dress first.

……

Xue Lan removed the dress and took a simple shower, washing off the sticky makeup on his face.

The make-up of the original owner was exquisite but was inevitably gaudy. Now that he washed off those unnecessary things, the clean face made Xue Lan’s eyes light up.

This face was actually quite alike to his own face. With the lack of deathly pallor, it looked much healthier than the previous look of a bag of bones.

Xue Lan zoned out for a while, envisioning that his appearance after recovering from his illness would slowly become similar to the person in the mirror.

Snapping back to reality, he pulled out a decent pajama and put it on, then wiped his wet hair as he walked out of the bathroom.

His gaze inadvertently settled on the screen that was still on and stayed on the game’s congratulations page.

Xue Lan was never too attached with anything since a child; the only thing that he would stick to was the game Dawn of the End. If there were anything else…

Then it would be Dawn of the End’s fanfiction, this book The End, as well as the lead shou that drove countless fans crazy—Reset, Duan Wen Zheng.

There were no other meanings, he simply worshipped the said character that was portrayed.

Now that he technically had met his favorite esports player, the star in the near future, an exemplar shou…Should he send a friend request?

But he reckoned Duan Wenzheng would most likely decline.

With this thought, Xue Lan sat down in front of the computer again, but saw the lower right corner of the game client flashed with a friend notice.

His heart skipped and he hurriedly opened that friend request.

System notice: Nozuonodie requests to add you as a friend.

“…” It was Fatty’s game ID.

Xue Lan contemplated. His mouse slowly moved from the “decline” button to “accept”.

Nearly the second after he clicked accept, Fatty sent a party invite.

Xue Lan joined the party.

Duan Wenzheng, Fatty and Lao Qi were all there.

Seeing Xue Lan enter the party, Fatty quickly turned on the mic. That resounding voice instantly sounded in his ears: “Sister, I’m a blabbermouth, you mustn’t take it to heart, what I said before I—I apologize.”

Xue Lan actually didn’t mind too much about those. He casually typed.

BabyCandy: It’s fine.

But Fatty still felt uneasy, thinking Xue Lan was definitely still angry. He said solicitously, “Sister, how come you’re not streaming anymore, we three haven’t had enough watching. Where will we find a beauty like you who’s so attractive and play so awesome!”

“…”

As Xue Lan remained silent, Fatty thought his flattery didn’t reach him. He continued, “You’re pretty and have a sweet voice. Forget about me and Lao Qi, Duan Wenzheng here has never glanced at a woman before, but he just watched your previous live stream replay with us.”

“…”

“Ey I say, this Ba…Ba-Baby sweet…” Fatty found it hard to read the English ID out loud.

“Stop talking.” Duan Wenzheng interrupted Fatty in a neutral tone. “Let’s start.”

After he said that, the team entered the ranked match mode again.

Xue Lan nearly broke the mouse in his hand into pieces. Live stream…replay?!

While they were in the queue, he closed out of the game and deleted the live record clean. Only then did he feel relieved and started sternly playing the game.

“Oh right!” Fatty appeared to have thought of something and spoke again with excitement, “Lao Qi has always been your loyal fan, he watches all your lives and he also collects your emoticons…”

In a moment of inattentiveness, the shield that Xue Lan was supposed to cast over on Fatty was cast over on Lao Qi.

“Ey??” Fatty’s health bar completely depleted and he, once more, was instantly down. “Sister, I’m also your fan, you can’t be biased like this!!”

“…” Xue Lan silently left, deciding to assist Duan Wenzheng in healing.

“Ey, Zheng-ge, what have you been doing since the game started?” As Fatty’s character died, he turned his gaze onto Duan Wenzheng. “You’ve been texting since the start of the game. With whom? Don’t tell me…you’re privately chatting with sister?”

“…” Xue Lan subconsciously glanced at the game’s lower right news column.

“That person we played against before,” Duan Wenzheng casually replied.

“Who??” Realization dawned on Fatty. “You mean that professional player, LGW’s Wind??”

“En.”

“What did he say?”

Hearing the conversation, Xue Lan perked up his ears.

Just as written in the novel, the lead gong Wen Yan became interested in Duan Wenzheng. Their friendship began as enemies, and they were starting to develop feelings??