The Whole World Wants Them To Get Divorced - Chapter 37

    Si Yu just watched Lu Xi tossing on the sofa for so long, thinking that she, a young lady, should have never slept in such a small “bed”, and felt wronged for her.

    Lu Xi went to help her buy a birthday present today (although she bought something she didn’t need), to be honest, Si Yu was really moved.

    So she said thoughtfully: “How about you come up and sleep together?”

    This sentence is like someone lent her an umbrella on a rainy day. She was grateful and moved and said, “Why don’t we support it together.” It’s as simple as that.

    She didn’t have any evil thoughts at all, but looking at Lu Xi’s expression, she was obviously thinking about it.

    Lu Xi adjusted her posture for a while, then looked straight at her, with surprise, doubt and inquiry in her cold eyes. These three complex emotions mixed together and finally merged into a silent sentence Question: What kind of demon do you want to be?

    Facing her questioning gaze, Si Yu said truthfully, “Don’t get me wrong, I mean we sleep on one side, each on our own, without disturbing each other.”

    Lu Xi’s eyes remained unchanged, her thin lips pursed tightly without making a sound.

    Si Yu patted the big and soft luxury mattress, and said: “Your bed is so big that it can be moved to perform a stage play, I can’t touch you even if I stretch out my hand, you Are you afraid that my heart will take advantage of you in the middle of the night? Don’t worry, I’m not that kind of person.”

    “Isn’t that kind of person?” Lu Xi repeated her words word for word, raised his eyebrows, and said in an inaudible voice, “You haven’t done that kind of dirty work.”

    “…When have I ever done something dirty?!” Si Yu stammered.

    “Two years ago.” Lu Xi didn’t know whether she really forgot or pretended not to remember, her expression changed, and she said in a deep voice, “Sneak into my room drunk in the middle of the night and take off while I’m sleeping. / Light drilled into my bed and was kicked out by me.”

    A lesson from the past, we have to guard against it.

    Speak: “…”

    I didn’t expect the original female match to be so bold! !

    Bah!

    The story that Lu Xi said was not mentioned in the novel, and Si Yu was completely unimpressed by it.

    People like Lu Xi should be disdainful of making up trumped-up charges and blaming her. Si Yu spit on the former female lead in his heart, while being looked at by Lu Xi’s eyes with a little more caution and condemnation at a loss.

    The original female supporting role had done stupid things but let her take the blame, Si Yu was upset and didn’t know how to justify it, so he pretended to yawn and changed the topic bluntly: ” If you don’t go up, don’t go up, it’s not me who is suffering. Good night.”

    Tsk.

    Si Yu didn’t see Lu Xi’s reaction, and lay down depressed with her back to her.

    There was a rustling noise behind me, and a few minutes later, I heard Lu Xi say, “Turn off the lights.”

    Si Yu reached out and turned off the light.

    The high-end mattress really helped to sleep, Si Yu fell asleep quickly, but didn’t sleep well.

      The heartbeat sounded, unable to return to God for a long time.

    Frightened, I heard a long sigh.

    Si Yu’s body straightened, and he looked at the voice subconsciously.

    Under the hazy moonlight, a tall figure dangling in the room like a ghost…

    This is a very strange situation.

    Si Yu’s first reaction was whether he had entered the thief, he wanted to scream in a conditioned reflex, and the next second he found out that the man had long hair. install.

    She thought Lu Xi was getting up to go to the toilet, she watched quietly for a while, saw Lu Xi sitting back on the sofa, fiddling with the pillow for a long time, then laying down, not long after sitting up to get the pillow, lying down ,sigh.

    Si Yu saw her tossing and turning like a pancake for nearly ten minutes, and couldn’t help but say, “Hello.”

    “…”

    Insufficient light to see her face, Si Yu only saw the figure of the person turning over on the sofa stiffened, guessing that she might be frightened by herself.

    Using the darkness to cover, she looked at her playfully: “Miss, are you not used to sleeping on the sofa?”

    “…you sleep yours.”

    Lu Xi’s voice was as cold as usual, and Si Yu suspected that she hadn’t fallen asleep in the past few hours.

    Feeling the soft mattress, Si Yu half-squinted his eyes and praised: “Your bed is so comfortable, my bones are crispy.”

    “…”

    “If you have a bed and don’t sleep on the sofa, you might be a fool.”

    Lu Xi snorted softly and said, “Your evaluation of yourself is quite pertinent.”

    Si Yu took a while to react to the words just now and scolded himself, choked for a few seconds, raised his voice and said, “If I wasn’t afraid that you would kick me down, I would also like to sleep. bed!”

    “…”

    “…”

    The atmosphere suddenly became subtle, Si Yu thought for a while, and said, “How about we change it back?”

    “No.” Lu Xi didn’t want to say it.

    Yes, it’s quite arrogant.

    Si Yu turned over to face her, and said wryly: “The incident two years ago… I drank too much, and you should be stunned, but you should be on guard against me. It’s not necessary. No matter how monstrous I am, I can’t do that kind of thing in your house. If the sound insulation is not good, it will be embarrassing to be heard by your grandma or your father. Besides, I’m not that hungry… Me too Have a face!”

    “…”

    Although she couldn’t see clearly, Si Yu felt that her eyes were burning and her cheeks were inexplicably warm. She cleared her throat and said, “If you don’t sleep well, I can’t sleep well either. You are disturbing me. “

    Lu Xi was silent.

    Si Yu didn’t know if she had listened to it, but she saw that her pancakes were so uncomfortable that she couldn’t feel at ease and enjoy the big bed alone, so she moved down and pointed to the five vacant five Four-thirds of the bed surface, said, “Don’t be embarrassed, Miss, come up, I promise not to exceed this line.”

    She gestured with her hand beside her.

    Drowsiness struck, Si Yu fought with his upper and lower eyelids, and he had no spirit to persuade him. Before closing her eyes, she hugged the quilt and muttered, “When you wake up, remember to put away the quilt and pillow, lest grandma break in and see it again, thinking we’ve quarreled again.”

    Lu Xi didn’t know if she was asleep or not.

    Si Yu has no time to care about her.

    I felt the mattress move a little while I was half asleep.

    The familiar Leng Xiang drilled into her nose and mouth, Si Yu raised the corner of his mouth and laughed silently.

    It will be all right if you come in the morning, I have to toss for so long in the middle of the night.

    Lu Xi’s movements were very light, and he didn’t lie down for a long time after getting into bed. Si Yu opened his eyes slightly, peeping secretly.

    Lu Xi rolled the quilt into a long strip and placed it straight in the middle of the big bed.

    Si Yu looked very confused: “What are you doing?”

    Lu Xi seemed to have expected her not to fall asleep, but was not surprised at her sudden opening, and said in a light voice: “One and a half people, don’t cross the boundary.”

    Poof—

    She just made simple gestures with her hands, but Lu Xi actually used the quilt to make a three-eighth line!

    Students don’t play like this anymore!

    Si Yu really wanted to turn on the light to see the expression on Lu Xi’s face now, how could a person who is usually aloof and disinterested do such a childish thing? ? ?

    Should I say she is cautious, or should I praise her for being so childlike?

    Si Yu was angry and funny, and vowed: “Don’t say half, I won’t go over one fifth.”

    Speak the word.

    When he woke up, he saw himself lying in the one-fifth of the position that he had divided by himself, Si Yu raised the corner of his mouth proudly, saw Lu Xi’s eyelashes move slightly, opened it eyes, whistled and said, “Morning~”

    There was an extra person on her bed, Lu Xi was stunned for a moment, and after a while, she remembered what was going on, looked at her with a strange expression, sat up on the mattress, and saw that she was lying in the middle The quilt: “…”

    Si Yu followed her line of sight and saw the three-eighth line, sat up, dazed for a few seconds, rubbed her face, and said, “You wash first, after washing, call I.”

    Lu Xi didn’t say anything, and turned around to get out of bed.

    Si Yu picked up the mobile phone on the bedside table to check the time, his eyes touched the three-eighth line again, and he raised the mobile phone to take a picture, out of the corner of his eye caught a glimpse of Lu Xi’s beautiful profile, and his mind moved.

    There are many photos of Lu Xi on the phone of the original female partner, but none of them looked directly at the camera, it should have been taken secretly by the original female partner. In every photo, Lu Xi was dressed formally, with a serious expression, and there was not a single photo of the boudoir where he was wearing pajamas and his hair was slightly messed up.

    “click-”

    The voice alarmed Lu Xi, who was about to get out of bed. She turned her head and saw that she hurriedly put down her phone.

    Si Yu’s heart skipped a beat.

    I forgot to turn off the flash! !

    Si Yu pretended to be calm and adjusted the camera, sat on his knees, raised his mobile phone again, and made a V in front of the screen, and said beautifully, “I wake up beautifully by myself every morning, yabi~”

    Lu Xi looked at her messy chicken coop head, and the print on half of her face pressed by the pillow, wondering where she got her confidence, and finally his eyes fell on her phone: “You just Aren’t you filming me secretly?”

    “No.”

    Seeing that her eyes flashed quickly, Lu Xi made a guess in her heart, her eyes darkened slightly, and she said, “Delete it.”

    It’s just a photo, it’s not a shameful photo, and she doesn’t send it out, is she so stingy?

    Si Yu was beaten to death and refused to admit: “I was taking a selfie.”

    Lu Xi was caught off guard and stood up.

    Si Yu thought she was here to grab the phone, so she stepped back subconsciously, but she forgot that she only occupied one-fifth of the bed, stepped on one leg and fell unsteadily.

    “Ah-“

    Half an hour later, Si Yu and Lu Xi went downstairs for breakfast after washing up.

    Only Mrs. Lu was at the table, and no one else saw her.

    Seeing them approaching, Mrs. Lu said, “I heard screams from your room just now. Didn’t you quarrel again?”

    Si Yu looked at Lu Xi.

    Lu Xi was also looking at her.

    The two looked at each other for a moment, and said in unison: “No.”

    “Why is it so loud?” Mrs. Lu looked at Si Yu, “It seems to be Qiao Qiao’s voice.”

    Si Yu rolled his eyes and exaggeratedly said: “I saw a big cockroach just now, it scared me!”

    “How come there are cockroaches in the room?” Mrs. Lu was suspicious.

    Si Yu was thinking about what to do next when she heard someone say, “She was stealing snacks in the room and attracted cockroaches.”

    Speak: “…”

    This reason seems to be very good, Mrs. Lu’s doubts are eliminated, she turned her head and said to the nanny: “Wait a minute to get some insecticide and spray it in their room.” Putting her head towards them, ” Sit down, it’ll be cold if you don’t eat breakfast.”

    Si Yu didn’t expect Lu Xi to help her pull the chair, so she dodged back and accidentally bumped into a place: “Hi—”

    Lady Lu raised her head alertly, looked at Si Yu who was holding her waist and grinning, and hurriedly asked, “Qiao Qiao, what’s wrong with your waist?”

    Si Yu shamelessly said that he had a guilty conscience after secretly photographing someone, fell off the bed and hit the bedside table with his waist, and lied casually: “Grandma, I’m coming for my period, and my waist is a little uncomfortable.”

    Mrs. Lu was stunned: “Didn’t you just leave your period? At that time, you were still filming in City H, and you called me and told me not to be a woman in your next life. Did you forget? “

    “…” Si Yu really convinced Mrs. Lu’s memory.

    In fact, just say “the period is disordered twice a month” and you’re done, but in that case the elderly may be more worried. And still at the dinner table, discussing these distasteful things. Si Yu was speechless for a while, but he didn’t think of a better reason, so he looked at Lu Xi for help.

    Lu Xi met her anxious eyes, silently, and said to Mrs. Lu, “Grandma, don’t ask this kind of thing.”

    “Jojo’s waist is uncomfortable, may I ask what’s wrong?”

    “She’ll be embarrassed to ask too much.”

    Si Yu nodded frantically.

    “Excuse me?” Mrs. Lu was puzzled, “Qiao Qiao, do you have something to hide? Tell your grandma the truth, did your waist hurt while filming?”

    Why is it getting darker and darker!

    “No! Grandma, don’t think too much! My waist is very good!” Si Yu hurriedly denied.

    “What the **** is going on?” Mrs. Lu wanted to ask the truth.

    Forget it and tell the truth.

    “I was just…”

    “We were too late last night and she was exhausted.”

    Si Yu, who decided to confess, was suddenly interrupted by Lu Xi’s words. She didn’t understand what it meant, and looked at Lu Xi blankly.

    Lu Xi looked calm and calm.

    Old Mrs. Lu was stunned, covered her mouth and smiled and said meaningfully: “You young people, you really don’t understand moderation.”

    Wait, what does this have to do with being young? Temperance of what? ? ?

    Si Yu was full of question marks, and before he turned his head, he heard Mrs. Lu say to the nanny: “When cooking soup, ask Master Xie to put more wolfberry fruit, and then fry it again. A black fungus. Jojo is too weak, make up for her.”

    Goji berry, black fungus…

    If you can’t understand Si Yu, you’re a fool.

    At first she thought that when Lu Xi said “it was too late”, it meant that they were chatting for a long time about sleeping in bed last night, but only now did she react slowly, Lu Xi was talking about them What happened last night! !

    What nonsense! !

    The key Mrs. Lu actually believed it! ! She also asked Master Xie to nourish her kidneys with wolfberry and black fungus! !

    Si Yu’s eyes darkened. She didn’t understand how Lu Xi could say those rude words without changing his face. When she met the teasing eyes of Mrs. Shang Lu and the nanny, her face turned red into a tomato.

    She glared at Lu Xi with a blushing face and said in her heart, “Why do you want to destroy my innocence?” !