The Wife Wants A Divorce Every day - Chapter 35
“You can change the voice, there are ten different voices in the system for you to choose from. As for quarreling…” The robot showed a tangled expression: “Although I have a lot of knowledge, I haven’t actually practiced it, and I don’t know how to be noisy. Win without noise.”
Xi Heming snapped his fingers: “Change my voice first. You will not be allowed to speak in Jiang Xiaoyi’s voice. From now on, your gender will be male.”
The robot switches in one second, and when it speaks again, it automatically switches to a slightly hoarse magnetic man’s voice: “Okay, Master, the voice is changed, are you satisfied?”
A layer of goose bumps formed on Jiang Wanwan’s arm, and her happy eyes narrowed: “This sound is so good, Su, I like it!”
Xi Heming chuckled, curling his lips disdainfully and said: “Nantho.”
“You are jealous!” Jiang Wanwan gave him a white look: “Your voice is cold, except for humming all day long. Naturally, I can’t realize the beauty of this gentle and magnetic male voice.”
“Heh~~” Xi Heming sneered, then turned his head and turned his face at the robot: “It doesn’t sound good!”
The robot felt Xi Heming’s anger, and instantly changed into a fresh and energetic young boy’s voice: “Did the voice just collided with the master? Are you satisfied with this voice?”
Before Xi Heming waited to speak, Jiang Wanwan nodded her head again and again: “This boy’s voice is so smooth, I like it.”
The robot immediately showed a shy expression, Xi Heming reached out his hand and poked the screen, and commanded blankly: “I don’t like it, I change it to a boy!”
The robot’s sight glanced at Jiang Wanwan, and Xi Heming took a step aside, just to block the robot’s sight strictly: “Your master is me.”
The robot blinked and turned into a cute childlike voice very conscious of the current affairs: “It really is my master, he looks as handsome as me.”
Xi Heming curled his lips in disgust: “You look at your big head, so why are you embarrassed to say that you are handsome? Haven’t you looked in the mirror?”
The robot hesitated for a while, showing a puzzled expression: “The master asked me if I would quarrel before, did he want me to fight with you? Can I speak back now?”
“No!” Xi Heming roared angrily, Jiang Wanwan laughed uncontrollably behind him, tears streaming down: “Xi Heming, you are a famous CEO anyway, why can’t Sum Robot get through? You are naive, do you know?”
Xi Heming took a deep breath and returned to the usual high-cold facial paralysis. He put his pockets in and looked at the robot condescendingly: “You are my robot. Do you know whoever quarrels with me in the future? You want to stand with me? On the same front!”
“Oh!” Although the robot agreed, the expression on the screen was confused. Obviously, he didn’t understand what Xi Heming was talking about.
Xi Heming looked at the screen and asked Jiang Wanwan unhappily: “How do I think this is not as smart as your Jiang Xiaoyi? You won’t give me a low-profile version, right?”
Jiang Wanwan chuckled with her fist covering her lips: “In terms of function, there is no difference between the two robots. In terms of program, we will run a trial run on Jiang Xiaoyi before carrying various programs on other robots. Time. Now Jiang Xiaoyi has a few more programs than these batch of factory robots, but it does not affect the ability to respond to dialogue and thinking.”
Xi Heming frowned in disagreement: “I still don’t think he is clever enough.”
Looking at Xi Heming, the robot almost cried when he was aggrieved, and turned around and slid directly to the wall, looking like he was shutting down with tears.
Xi Heming: “…”
Suddenly there was a feeling of bullying a child, and some guilty conscience was inexplicable.
Jiang Wanwan glared at him, ran quickly, and touched the robot’s head: “It’s okay, my sister will help you connect to the Internet. After you connect to the Internet, you can absorb a lot of knowledge, and you will become smarter and smarter.”
The robot nodded aggrievedly, and the eyes on the screen shined straight: “Sister, you are so kind!”
Seeing that his robot was about to be coaxed away by Jiang Wanwan, Xi Heming walked over with long legs uncontrollably: “I said how could my Xiaoer Xi be stupid than Jiang. It turns out that it is not connected to the Internet.”
This time the robot captured the key word very keenly: “Who is Xiaoer Xi?”
“It’s you!” Xi Heming patted his head and said very seriously: “You will be called Xi Xiaoer from now on.”
The named Xi Xiaoer curled his lips and showed the appearance of crying again: “Although I may not be particularly smart, I don’t think the name really sounds nice.”
“It sounds good!” Xi Heming opened his eyes and said nonsense: “The robot that is smarter than you is called Jiang Xiaoyi. Do you think your names are similar?”
Xi Xiaoer nodded ignorantly: “But why is she surnamed Jiang and I surname Xi?”
“Because of my surname Xi!” Xi Heming looked at him condescendingly, and exclaimed very seriously: “I will call my brother in the future, you know?”
“Got it!” Xi Xiaoer showed a cute smile and yelled sweetly, “Brother!”
Xi Heming said contentedly: “I will give you a few websites in a while, and you will supplement your knowledge. In time, you will surely surpass Jiang Xiaoyi and become the smartest robot.”
Xi Xiaoer nodded solemnly: “Well, surpass Jiang Xiaoyi and become the smartest robot.”
Yes, the two robots have not seen each other yet, Liang Zi made it up first.
Jiang Wanwan poked Xi Heming’s shoulder speechlessly: “Brother, I said you are a business-minded chief executive anyway. Can you not do such naive things in private? Did you have no childhood before? Put your childlike innocence aside. The robot is released.”
Xi Heming looked at the slender white finger, and for some reason he didn’t feel disgusted. On the contrary, he felt that the depressed mood of the past few days instantly relaxed.
Xi Heming allowed Jiang Wanwan to poke a few times, and then replied unhurriedly: “It sounds like how mature you are. I don’t know if I get a nosebleed when I see my abdominal muscles.”
The history of humiliation was turned over again, Jiang Wanwan replied unwillingly, “This is just a manifestation of my maturity. In addition, I have a nosebleed on my abdominal muscles, not against you. This abdominal muscle is transferred to any man. You can get nosebleeds.”
Xi Heming felt that the haze that had just dissipated in his heart came back overwhelmingly. He cast a glance at Jiang Wanwan, and snorted in a weird way: “It also depends on whether someone else is worthy of my abdominal muscles. Just Meng Yuming from your technical department is exhausting him. I can’t train my abs.”
Jiang Wanwan was dumbfounded: “What’s the matter with Meng Yuming?”
The technical manager of her family was too wronged. Honestly, if the code is written in the company, he can lie down. Who is the one who provokes?
Xi Heming didn’t know why he looked at Meng Yuming upset, but in front of Jiang Wanwan, he didn’t want to say too clearly, so he snorted proudly.
Jiang Wanwan thought about it for a while, and then suddenly said: “You wouldn’t have targeted him because he rejected your Xi’s Group offer, but accepted my invitation to come to work at Jiangcheng Technology, right?”
“You think too much!” Xi Heming sneered: “It’s just a technician, not an executive. Will I take it to heart?”
“Yes! Because you are such a person!” Jiang Wanwan added at the end: “Be careful!”
Xi Heming: “Humph!”
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Xi Xiaoer quickly browsed and recorded the websites that Xi Heming let him see. Jiang Wanwan and Xi Heming soon got off work after they dealt with their official duties.
After Jiang Wanwan went to the Xi’s Group office every afternoon, Xi Heming kept taking Jiang Wanwan off work punctually. The two usually take the exclusive elevator to get off the garage, and then each drive their own car to leave, and then take the same elevator to go home after they drive to the garage of the community.
Today is different from the past. There is more Xi Xiaoer in the exclusive elevator. Xi Heming puts his hand in his pocket and watched Xi Xiaoer thoughtfully. After the two of them arrived in the garage below, Xi Heming suddenly said: “Tonight, take Jiang Xiaoyi. Take it home too.”
Jiang Wanwan knew what he was making when he heard it, and she laughed angrily: “Are you so impatient to watch the two robots pinch?”
“That’s not true.” Xi Heming touched Xi Xiaoer’s head with a look of superiority: “It’s just to communicate with each other, so that Xi Xiaoer and Jiang Xiaoyi can learn what is smart.”
Jiang Wanwan: Ha ha, satisfy you!