The World I’m Wearing is Wrong - Chapter 103

The resort made Shao Yurong very embarrassed because of Jiang Hongshen’s disgusting behavior overnight. When Bu Tian and Lantern Festival left, they specially asked the chef who paid a lot of money to make delicious king crab for them to take away, which was also a very creative gift.

“My mother likes crabs, let’s go to Ziyu Huafu for dinner in the evening?” Bu Tian suggested.

“Ah?” Lantern obviously didn’t expect him to say this, and hesitated: “Let’s go like this… Isn’t it good?”

Bu Tian chuckled: “What’s wrong, hasn’t our relationship already passed a bright road in front of my mother?”

Having said that, Lantern Festival is still a little cramped, afraid that his mother-in-law will blame him for turning around.

“If you don’t want to go, we won’t go.” Seeing his hesitant expression, Bu Tian didn’t force it.

“No, I don’t want to go!” Yuanxiao immediately denied this, thinking for a moment before saying: “Go, I didn’t prepare at all when I went last time, and it turned into a sausage mouth…” He even glanced at Butian when he mentioned the sausage mouth. He hummed to express his dissatisfaction, and then continued: “Since we’re going, you still have to bring some gifts, Bu Tian, ​​what does Auntie like?”

When Bu Tian saw him take out the cautiousness of seeing his future mother-in-law, the corners of his lips curled slightly, and he replied, “Jewelry, perfume, jewelry, clothes, bags and skin care products.”

Lantern Festival: “…………”

He glanced at Bu Tian speechlessly and complained, “You perfunctory me.”

Bu Tian raised a finger and shook it, “I didn’t perfunctory you, no matter how old a woman is, she is beautiful.” After a pause, he added: “A while ago my mother broke a long-wearing one. jade bracelet.”

This can be regarded as an upright reminder of what gift he can give to please his mother-in-law, right?

Lantern Festival immediately grinned happily, and said excitedly: “Let’s go, let’s go buy it now.”

“Don’t worry, I’ll call my mother first and tell her.” Bu Tiandao reminded him again: “The speed limit is ahead, you’re about to speed.”

“I know, I’ll slow down now, you hurry up and call first.” Lantern urged.

Bu Tian laughed, took out his mobile phone and dialed Tang Hui’s number, and learned that he and Lantern would go there for dinner and also brought a whole king crab.

After the call, Lantern seemed to remember something and asked, “Bu Tian, ​​what kind of Gu did you plant on that second ancestor named Jiang Hongshen?”

In the early morning, the two went to trouble Jiang Hongshen, but Bu Tian did not restrain his emotions and beat Jiang Hongshen on the spot without mentioning it, and let the snake frighten people. Instead, Bu Tian planted a Gu for him.

“Did you see it?” Bu Tian was slightly surprised.

“Of course, my eyesight is good!” Lantern was rather proud.

“Withered remnant Gu.” Since Bu Tian had confessed to him about the Gu worm before, there was no need to hide it from him at this time.

Lantern was curious: “What kind of Gu is withered residue Gu? It sounds very dangerous.”

“Ying Fei Hua Xie, prosperity and decline withered.” Bu Tian said.

Lantern looked bewildered.

Bu Tian chuckled lightly and explained his confusion: “Withered and remnant poison damages people’s spirit and energy. The mental state of those who are in the middle of the poison is not as good as the day they are. The five internal organs of yin and yang are deficient. Within three months, they will be weak to death.”

His tone was calm, but Yuanxiao’s hair stood on end when he heard it. He pulled out a hand and rubbed his arm before asking weakly, “So you asked him if he knew about the eunuch…”

Bu Tian responded indifferently: “If a man is planted with withered worm, he will not be humane.”

Lantern Festival: “…!!” Mom, what a cruel boyfriend did he have? !

“Are you afraid?” Bu Tian asked.

Lantern Festival said sternly: “I don’t need to be afraid of me!”

“Oh—” Bu Tian gave him a meaningful look and lengthened the sound.

Lantern only felt a chill behind his back, and decided to change the subject, but he said, “Speaking of which, did you also trick me?”

Bu Tian: “?”

Yuanxiao continued: “Otherwise, why would I want to sleep you when I see you?”

Bu Tian: “…”

Lantern Festival: “…”

When it was over, he said what he said in his heart as soon as his mouth was bald. This would make his man angry and plant a withered poison on him. Is a withered man still called a man?

Bu Tian didn’t speak, he turned his head to look at him, his expression a bit meaningful.

“…Don’t look at me, look at the road.” Lantern said bravely.

Bu Tian said slowly, “You are the driver.”

Lantern Festival choked, and simply didn’t speak and concentrated on driving.

After five minutes, he secretly asked with curiosity: “Brother Tian, ​​is there any kind of Gu that will plant a deep-rooted love for him after seeing the first person? Like love Gu or something? “

Bu Tian was stunned for two seconds when he heard this, and then he asked speechlessly, “What drama have you watched recently?”

“Where is it?” Lantern said angrily.

Bu Tian put on a “I’ll just watch you quietly and don’t speak”.

“Cough…” Lantern coughed dryly and said with a guilty conscience: “What, my colleagues in the office are more enthusiastic, and I’m embarrassed to always refuse…” The lower the voice, the lower the volume of the word “Absolutely”.

Speaking of which, Bu Tian is also quite depressed. Originally, he got his little monster into the Tang family through the back door to be his assistant, but the little monster is very popular in the company, he looks good, and has a high emotional intelligence. The assistant secretary likes him, especially The group of female secretaries in the secretariat always stuffed him with snacks from time to time, sold him Amway while watching TV shows, and even made a detour to talk to him when they went to the bathroom.

Don’t ask him how he knew it, the little monster can carry a small bag of snacks every day when he gets home from get off work, and when he gets home, the little monster checks the content on the Internet while watching TV dramas and web dramas, he is busier than him.

Thinking of the popularity of Lantern Festival among female employees in the company, he seemed to eat three lemons in his mouth.

He looked forward blankly, and said indifferently, “I have never seen the kind of Gu you mentioned, and I don’t know if it exists.”

Lantern heard the coolness in his voice, scolded “Oh”, and concentrated on driving.

But Bu Tian said again: “There is a kind of Gu called Life and Death Gu.”

“Life and death Gu?” Lantern suddenly became curious again.

Bu Tian relaxed his body and leaned back, squinting his eyes and said, “Life and death Gu is also called affection Gu, which is different from the affection Gu you understand. Life and death Gu is a twin life Gu. The person who casts the Gu planted life and death Gu on himself and another person. If he is about to die, the person who uses the Gu will bear all the damage for him and save that person’s life, so the life and death Gu is also called the life-changing Gu.”

Yuan Xiao heard his chin almost drop on the steering wheel, so he held it up on his own, and then he didn’t dislocate. He glanced at Bu Tian and asked suspiciously, “Is there really a life-and-death Gu? Exchange your life for another Human… Then if the person who was planted with Life and Death Gu by the caster is unfortunately hit by a truck and crushed into two pieces, can Life and Death Gu make the two pieces close together again, leaving a life?”

Bu Tian: “…” This is a really good question.

Lantern was still asking: “For example, if a Gu person planted a life and death Gu on a ninety-eight-year-old old man whose life has come to an end, and the old man dies, can the life and death Gu still bring him back to life?”

Bu Tian: “…”

Yuanxiao continued to ask: “Also, the person who casts life and death poisons on terminally ill patients, can life and death poison transfer the disease to the person who uses it? If not, how can we ensure the lives of those who are planted with life and death poisons?”

Bu Tian: “…”

Lantern asked about his addiction three times in a row, and wanted to say more, but a hand reached out and blocked his mouth.

During the driving, Bu Tian didn’t make trouble with him, and after suppressing the words behind him, he withdrew his hand.

He said: “It is said that the life and death gu is made by the girl for the seriously ill lover. Only the lovers who love each other can make the life and death gu work.”

Lantern opened his mouth to say something, but was stopped by Bu Tian: “I just heard about it by chance, I don’t know if there is such a Gu.” After a pause, he continued: “The special feature of Gu insects may even be scientific. I can’t explain it, so I can’t answer your doubts.”

Not to mention the Lantern Festival, he was really at a loss when he got the knowledge about Gu worms at the beginning of time-travel. In addition to this kind of thing, he had been living scientifically for 20 years and was messed up.

In those six years, his worldview has been reshaped time and time again. If it wasn’t for his strong psychological quality, he might have turned himself into autism long ago.

“…Bu Tian, ​​honestly, are you making up stories to coax me?” Lantern asked with a complicated expression.

Bu Tian: “…”

He said speechlessly: “You think too much.”

The Lantern Festival pouted, thinking: Brother Tian is still your brother Tian, ​​never expect a big straight man to make up stories to coax the target!

Aside from Bu Tian Zhi Nan’s mentality, he suddenly had an idea and asked a question: “If there is the life and death Gu you mentioned, would you plant it for me? After thinking about it, answer it, this determines that you will be the bed tonight. Or the floor.”

“I sleep on the sofa downstairs.” Bu Tian chose to abstain.

Lantern took a breath, turned his head and glared at him: “Just admit it, you definitely don’t love me as much as I love you, right?”

Bu Tian wondered if Little Monster had watched too many brain-dead dramas recently, and his words were filled with a thick sweetness of stupidity, or should he confiscate his notebook and tablet?

The car stopped at the red light, and Lantern, who didn’t get a reply, glared at Bu Tian with anger, and was about to stage a scolding for him. Two clean.

The kiss didn’t last long. When Bu Tian retreated, Lantern had already forgotten who he was, so he just said with red ears, “In a big crowd, it’s not good for people to see, shadow and influence.”

Bu Tian almost laughed. He knew that the little monster was thick-skinned and flirtatious. After watching the drama, he even learned how to write, but when he suddenly came out shy, he almost couldn’t resist. Fortunately, he held back.

He pinched the back of Lantern Festival’s neck and whispered, “I want to live longer than you.”

“Huh?” Lantern’s cheeks were still a little red, and he was temporarily running away from home, so he couldn’t react for a while.

Bu Tian moved his finger to his earlobe, pinched it lightly, and continued: “What if I leave before you and leave you alone, what if I cry?”

It’s clearly not sweet talk, nor is it a promise to swear to each other in life and death, but it’s sensational.

Yuanxiao has remembered that the person arranged by the third elder has taught him not to cry no matter what he encounters. He is a man, a man can only bleed, and only a weak and incompetent man will cry like a woman.

But today, with just a few words from Bu Tian, ​​the eyes that had not shed a single tear for more than ten years were completely moistened.

There was only one thought in his mind – what a man can only bleed, and only a cowardly and incompetent man can cry, I was moved to cry by my man, who is so blind, I will chop you up!

When Bu Tian saw him, he cried, but he was helpless. He was about to make amends when the sharp whistle of the traffic police in front of him was urging him, and the whistles of the cars behind were also one after another.

Yuanxiao didn’t let him comfort him, he wiped his eyes rudely after turning the corner, and instead of looking at Bu Tian, ​​he threatened fiercely: “Bu Tian, ​​I’ll make it clear to you today, I’m still so old. The first time someone makes you cry, you must be responsible, or I will never finish with you!”

Bu Tian was stunned for a while, he glanced at the tearful hand on the gear lever, smiled and said softly, “Okay, I’ll be responsible.”

I will be responsible for the rest of your life.